Title: The ARK Angels of DX and the Ten Bridesmaids
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K
Characters: Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna, Trish Stratus, Melina and Johnny 'Nitro' Hennigan, Randy Orton, Carlito, Edge, Ric Flair, Batista, Torrie Wilson, the Hardyz, Ashley, Candice Michelle, Shelton Benjamin, Krystal Marshall, Maria, John Cena, Rey Mysterio, Angie Mysterio, Dominic and Aaliyah Mysterio, Vickie Guerrero, Sting, Kurt Angle, LAX, the Kliq and the TNA roster.
Summary: Krystal has narrowed her bridesmaids list down to 5 WWE Divas and 5 TNA Knockouts but will any of them make it to the wedding? Find out in the next adventure of the ARK Angels of DX.
Chapter Five – Travel Buddy
"We gotta go after them," Hunter said and the Kliq ran over to the DX Machine but it was wrecked.
"Great now what are we gonna do?" Kevin Nash said.
"There's not much we can do," Cameron replied as Shelton and Krystal ran out towards them with SCAB, "Jeff Jarrett is going to try and make all the Divas join the TNA roster,"
"That's his plan?" Amy said incredulous, "that's not going to work the girls would never leave the WWE,"
"That's the worst part mom, because the Divas are gonna say no Jeff's gonna um, he's gonna get rid of them," Cameron said and Shawn closed in on him concerned.
"And by get rid of them you mean . . .?" Shawn said wanting Cameron to give him the bottom line.
"He's gonna make sure they never show their pretty faces on TV ever again," Cameron replied.
"He's going to kill them isn't he?" LC said bluntly and everyone gasped horrified and Shelton and Krystal couldn't believe what they had just heard.
"He's not going to kill them LC he's going to hide them, so they can't make it to Shelton and Krystal's wedding," Cameron corrected his girlfriend.
"NO!" Shelton and Krystal cried out.
"Oh, so it's not that bad," LC said.
"Yes it is I want my ten bridesmaids!" Krystal cried out and Shelton comforted her.
"And you'll get your ten bridesmaids," Cameron said to Krystal re-assuringly then he turned to his father, "but its gonna mean we miss school for the next 10 days,"
Shawn looked at Amy wearily and Hunter and Joanie exchanged glances with the Anointed Couple, "Guys you can't seriously be thinking we can do this without them?" Shelton asked DX.
"But Mr. Applebee said if they miss anymore school they'll be kicked out of Waterside," Shawn said.
"That's a risk I'm willing to take," Hunter said and Joanie nodded, "We gotta save the girls,"
Reluctantly Shawn and Amy nodded and the ARK Angels jumped up and down excitedly.
"No more school, no more school!" they chanted in a circle like Rain Dancers.
"Uh-hum," Shawn admonished them and they stopped dancing around and Cameron put on his serious face which Cheyenne copied.
"Okay cool now we gotta go back to First Baptist Church," Cameron said.
"How come?" Shelton asked.
"For your ten string harp," Cameron replied, "We're gonna need it if we're gonna find the ten bridesmaids before your wedding," he explained.
"I'm still here," Christy Hemme said putting her hand up and Krystal pulled Christy close.
"And you're not going anywhere," Krystal said hugging Christy tight.
"Krystal I can't breathe!" Christy complained but Krystal wasn't taking any chances.
"You can breathe in the car!" Krystal replied.
"Speaking of a car we need a ride," Shawn said looking at the smashed up DX Machine.
"You mean you need a ride, I already got one," Hunter said holding onto Aurora, "Up-up and away!" he said pointing to the air but nothing happened and everyone looked at him like he was crazy, "Come on Aurora fly!" Hunter said but his daughter sucked on her fist and didn't respond, "So you only fly with Jeff? Come on Aurora this is no time to play favorites!"
"Hunter will you knock it off? There's only one person Ro-Ro wants to fly with and it ain't you," Shawn said and Hunter frowned disappointed.
"But I made my own baby carrier and everything," he pouted showing Shawn the black baby carrier with DX on the front in fluorescent green and Amy inspected it carefully while Shawn laughed at it.
"It needs something and I know just the person to get it for you," Amy said, "but that means he has to come with us,"
Hunter sighed, "You don't mean who I think you mean?" he said thinking of Jeff Hardy and Amy nodded.
"Depends on how much you want to fly," Amy replied as JBL pulled up in his limousine.
"Okay fine!" Hunter snapped not liking the idea of spending anytime outside work with the Rainbow Haired Warrior ever again.
"I'll go get him!" Christy Hemme said freeing herself from Krystal.
"Get her!" Cameron said to Kurt Angle who pulled Christy Hemme back, "You can't let her out of your sight," he said to SCAB who nodded.
"You guys are worse than Lance and Jimmie," Christy said as Kurt Angle and Sting held onto her, she didn't know how wrong she was.
"I'll go get Jeff," Shelton said and ran speedily back into the Target Center while JBL came over to everyone.
"You guys need a ride?" JBL said seeing the DX Machine all smashed up on the side of the road.
"Can you take us to the airport?" Shawn asked as the Kliq and the ARK Angels piled into the white stretch limo.
"I thought you guys would hang out with us and the TNA Knockouts? We're gonna rock Minneapolis tonight!" JBL said and everyone looked serious and JBL wondered what was up, "Care to fill me in lil man? You're the wise one in the group aren't cha?" he asked Cameron.
"Let's put it this way JBL, if we don't get back to Orlando by tomorrow you may not have any Knockouts or Divas to hang out with," Cameron replied and JBL didn't like the sound of that one bit.
"Driver take us to the airport now!" he roared and the limo tore down the interstate.
"Wait what about Shelton?" Krystal said and Kevin Nash put his arm around her.
"Don't worry we'll look after you," he said and Tammy Nash hit him over the head until he let Krystal go.
Shelton and Jeff came out of the Target Center and saw JBL's limo rolling down the road, Shelton was about to run after it when Jeff held him back.
"Pump the brakes bruh, our ride will come to us," Jeff said and Shelton frowned at the former IC Champ and Jeff pointed to the limo which was sliding backwards now. Shelton noticed a thin layer of ice suddenly on the road and JBL's limo slid all the way back towards them.
"YARGH!" Shelton screamed thinking it was about to ram into them but the limo came to an abrupt halt just inches from them and Jeff stood cool like he knew that was going to happen, "What's up with that?" Shelton said as Hunter rolled down the window and Aurora stuck her hand out and grabbed Jeff's nose.
"Ro-Ro wouldn't leave me behind, I'm her travel buddy," Jeff Hardy said and got in next to Hunter who refused to move over.
"You want to fly or not?" Amy told Hunter who sighed and gave Jeff room while Shelton sat next to Krystal who was happy to see him and the limo took off while the WWE Superstars and TNA Knockouts enjoyed what could be the only night they got to spend together.
Minneapolis Airport, later on that night:
After a long night in the city the TNA Knockouts lined up for the next flight to Orlando but they really didn't want to go anywhere without their WWE beaus who the girls really enjoyed hanging out with.
"We had such a great time tonight you guys," Edge said on behalf of the WWE Superstars who were all going home since there was no house show tomorrow. Angelina Love pouted and suddenly Edge didn't want to go home either.
"Why don't you come back home with us?" she suggested twirling a lock of her hair around her finger and Velvet Sky's eyes brightened.
"Yeah you can watch Impact its live tomorrow!" Velvet Sky said excitedly and now CM Punk was excited at the idea of spending more time with Sky.
"I like that idea you guys did come all the way here to watch us do what we do best its only fair that we return the favor," CM Punk said and Velvet Sky raised her eyebrow amorously at Mr. Money in the Bank.
"It wasn't a favor, the pleasure was all ours," she said and the TNA Knockouts nodded in agreement and they almost blew the WWE Superstars away with their passion.
"Is that okay with you guys?" Edge asked Samoa Joe, Sonjay Dutt and Kaz who were making eyes at Victoria, Mickie James and Beth Phoenix who felt as strongly as the Knockouts did about TNA going home.
"That's fine with us as long as Victoria can come too," Joe replied kissing Victoria's hand and the former Women's Champion blushed. MJ and Beth felt the same-way as Sonjay and Kaz had been just as amorous with them and it was very hard to give that up and go back to the way it was.
"Okay let's go to Florida, I want to show you my home Roxxi," Carlito said to Ms. Laveaux fondly and the TNA Knockout smiled, "Maybe I could even cook for you? Since you're from New Orleans, I could cook you something Cajun," he asked hopefully.
"That sounds good," Roxxi replied, "although I have a new found respect for apples," she replied suggestively biting into the apple Carlito gave her and the cool one smiled and headed through the gate behind the others.
"Wait where's Christy and Gail shouldn't we wait for them?" Mickie James said smelling her daisies.
"They're probably with Matt and MVP I'm sure those two won't be going home either," Edge replied remembering how smitten Matt and MVP were with Gail Kim and Christy Hemme. Ten minutes later they were flying to Orlando and the ARK Angels, the Kliq, Shelton and Jeff Hardy arrived just as the plane was leaving.
"Did a bunch of wrestlers get on that plane?" Hunter asked the desk clerk.
"Yes about half were girls and half were boys," the desk clerk replied and Kevin Nash sighed.
"Oh great now what are we gonna do?" he asked.
"Can't we stop the plane?" Shawn asked Cameron who shook his head.
"No that would be too much, God said if Aurora brought the plane down we'd be stuck here trying to explain to everybody what happened and there's no time for that," Cameron explained.
"What's the big deal anyway? Aren't the girls safer with the guys than without them?" Joanie asked Cameron.
"They don't know about Jeff Jarrett's plan their guards are down," Cameron replied.
"So it's hopeless?" Krystal asked distressed.
"With God on our side? I don't think so," LC replied as Matt Hardy and MVP came over.
"Hey guys," Matt Hardy said particularly to Christy Hemme who tried to pull away from Kurt Angle to go over to him but the Olympic Gold Medallist held her tightly as the ARK Angels had instructed.
"MVP where's Gail?" Krystal asked the former US Champion.
"She's in the bathroom," MVP replied and the ARK Angels exchanged glances before running quickly to the women's bathroom, "What's wrong?" MVP asked running behind them, when Cheyenne kicked open the door he saw what was wrong. Gail Kim was being pulled through the bathroom window by men dressed in black.
"HELP ME!" she cried out to MVP who went to snatch her back but it was too late she was gone.
"Gail I'm coming!" MVP said heading out the window and saw a freight truck rolling away from the airport. He turned planning to run it down and rescue her when the ARK Angels blocked his way, "No offence guys but MOVE!" he said but Cheyenne knocked him back and he looked at the 3 year-old in disbelief at her Phenomenal Strength.
"Gail's gone but we'll get her back," Cheyenne said calmly.
"But we do it God's way and that means you have to listen to us," Cameron said and MVP nodded rubbing his butt.
"Okay how do we get Gail back?" MVP asked as Cheyenne pulled him to his feet, "Girl you are strong, what you been feeding this girl boss?" MVP asked HBK who smiled at his baby girl ruffling her hair which she quickly fixed back the way it was.
"Nothing but a daily dose of the Word," Shawn replied, "the next flight to Orlando's boarding in a hour that will give our children enough time to explain to you guys what's going on," Shawn said to MVP and Matt Hardy who now had very worried expressions on their faces.
"Whenever the ARK Angels are involved you know it ain't good," Matt said wearily and Christy Hemme saw that he was distressed and squeezed his hand.
"Don't worry Matt I'm still here," she said sweetly and Matt smiled at her squeezing her hand right back.
"Thank God for that," he said and kissed her hand and listened while the ARK Angels told him and MVP why the next ten days were going to be the most important days in the lives of the TNA Knockouts and WWE Divas.
"Okay now Krystal am I right in thinking that your bridesmaid's list consists of five TNA Knockouts and five WWE Divas?" Cameron asked the concerned bride.
"Yes," Krystal nodded, "I've got the wedding list right here," she said pulling out a list out of her purse and handed it to Cameron who read down the names.
"Okay, Gail, Victoria, Christy, Mickie, Angelina, Torrie, Roxxi, Candice, Velvet Sky and Beth Phoenix are your bridesmaids," Cameron said reading out the list.
"Yeah but why didn't you read out the names in order?" Krystal asked puzzled.
"I did read out the names in order, the order in which they'll be attacked," Cameron replied and Krystal squeezed Shelton in need of support and everyone winced at the idea of the girls being attacked by Jeff Jarrett and his posse of TNA renegades, "We have ten days to find them, starting with Gail," Cameron told everyone and MVP was more than ready to beat the clock and find Gail way before then.
"I want Gail back where she belongs, with her arms around me safe and sound," he declared and everyone nodded, it was the ARK Angels' mission to make sure MVP got his girl back safe and sound and away from Jeff Jarrett where she was cold and frightened.