Title: The ARK Angels of DX and the Ten Bridesmaids
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K
Characters: Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna, Trish Stratus, Melina and Johnny 'Nitro' Hennigan, Randy Orton, Carlito, Edge, Ric Flair, Batista, Torrie Wilson, the Hardyz, Ashley, Candice Michelle, Shelton Benjamin, Krystal Marshall, Maria, John Cena, Rey Mysterio, Angie Mysterio, Dominic and Aaliyah Mysterio, Vickie Guerrero, Sting, Kurt Angle, LAX, the Kliq and the TNA roster.
Summary: Krystal has narrowed her bridesmaids list down to 5 WWE Divas and 5 TNA Knockouts but will any of them make it to the wedding? Find out in the next adventure of the ARK Angels of DX.
Chapter Ten – 6 Days: Angelina Loves Edge
6 Days - Toronto, Canada, 5pm:
Angelina Love was burning down the road on her motorcycle but she wasn't alone, Edge was with her or more accurately behind her. Edge rode behind Angelina holding on tight since motorcycles weren't really his thing, Angelina loved to ride and she talked Edge into it.
"Are you having fun Edge?" Angie asked her date for Shelton and Krystal's wedding who was holding on for dear life.
"Uh-huh," Edge replied nervously as Angelina weaved in and out of traffic riding fast until it was just them on the open road.
"Where'd everybody go? Oh I know they're eating my dust!" Angelina cried out and went even faster making Edge hold on even tighter.
"I'm loving this!" Edge reassured her, truth was he was sick to his stomach but there was no way he was gonna tell Angelina that; after all he wanted to impress her but he didn't know that he didn't have to.
Angelina pulled over and Edge got off and threw up, Angelina rubbed his back and handed him tissue but he waved it off.
"No thanks I'm fine let's go!" Edge said getting back on the bike but Angelina pulled him off it gently and pushed his hair which had gone wild out of his face.
"You don't have to do this," she said to him sweetly.
"Do what?" Edge said feigning ignorance.
"Pretend you like riding to impress me," Angelina said and Edge laughed.
"What are you talking about I don't have to impress you! I'm the Rated R Superstar I don't have to impress anybody," Edge said arrogantly and now it was Angelina's turn to laugh.
"I like you Adam, relax," she said and Edge melted like butter when she called him by his real name and he kissed her hand.
"You like the taste of leather huh?" Angelina said removing her fingerless leather glove and extending her hand so she could feel Edge's kiss this time and his lips sent a charge through her body.
"I'd like to wait a second before getting back on if you don't mind," Edge said being real for a change and Angelina smiled appreciating his honesty.
"That's fine, there's a watering hole nearby we can go there and hang out for awhile," Angelina said.
"But I wanted you to meet my mom, she makes the best food in the world!" Edge said and Angelina touched her heart shocked at what Edge said.
"You want me to meet your mom?" she said in disbelief and Edge kissed her hand again.
"Yeah I think she'd really like you, I mean I do," Edge said and Angelina got emotional which wasn't usual for her at all, "You okay?"
"Yeah I'm fine," Angelina said and now she was the one being cool and Edge smiled.
"Now who's pretending?" he said playfully and Angelina blushed.
"I want to show you this cool thing I learned to do on my motorcycle," Angelina said getting back on her bike and going back onto the road. Edge watched curiously as she revved the engine and turned the bike in the shape of a R.
"Wow that is so cool!" Edge said, "It's an R for Rated!" he exclaimed impressed and Angelina revved her engine again and pumped her fist in the air in support of Edge. The engine was soon muffled by the obnoxious sound of a loud horn and Angelina looked ahead and saw a freight truck coming straight at her.
"No, get him!" Brother Ray of Team 3D said pointing to Edge and Devon turned the truck towards the former World Champion whose eyes glazed over in horror at the huge metal grill looking straight at him.
"No!" Angelina cried and drove in front of the truck and Team 3D knocked her off her cycle over onto the dirt before riding off leaving Edge bending over Angelina's twisted body on the side of the road.
"Angie!" Edge cried out and Angelina motioned to her side wincing in pain and Edge saw a big bruise there.
"I think I'm bleeding internally I have to get to a hospital," Angelina said.
"No you don't I've got want you need right here," Edge said and took out a vile of anointing oil that he had gotten from Amy when they were together.
"What's that?" Angelina asked as Edge put the oil in his hand and rubbed it on Angelina's side.
"I got it from an angel I was seeing for awhile and she said when I use it those who I care about will be saved," Edge said and Angelina smiled despite how much pain she was in.
"You care about me?" she said in disbelief.
"After what you did just then, no woman has ever done anything like that for me," Edge said genuinely moved by Angelina's act of bravery. He closed his eyes as she closed her hand around his and prayed for her healing. The swelling on Angelina's side started to go down and her energy was restored as was her contempt for Team 3D, Edge helped her up and saw that although she was better she was very upset.
"I hate those assholes for what they did to you!" Angelina said angrily and Edge was amazed that she didn't even care that she was the one who got hurt not him, "I really wanna teach those punks a lesson," Angelina said pounding her fist into her hand violently.
"That's not right Angie, I healed you by faith you can't use your health to take someone out. I'm just glad you're okay now we can go see my mom," Edge said and Angelina looked up into Edge's eyes curious about this new side of him that was unfolding before her eyes; she wanted to kick Team 3D's butt and he wanted to introduce her to his mom, their priorities were completely different.
"You're a man of faith Edge, I never would have thought that from all I've heard about you," Angelina said.
"You don't know me Angie, my life's been transformed by the Word of God. Being with Amy changed my life, I was the one who bought Shelton and Krystal that ten string harp you know? It's from my mom's church," Edge said and Angelina was even more intrigued.
"You go to church with your mom?" she said surprised and Edge nodded.
"When I can, I love it outside the ring it's my favorite place to be," Edge said and Angelina pulled her hand through her hair not sure what to say, "What's wrong?" Edge asked sensing something was on her mind.
"I don't know if it's such a good idea if we should go out, I'm not Amy Adam I'm Angelina, God hasn't moved in my life the way He has in yours," Angelina said.
"God just saved your life," Edge replied and Angelina nodded but she still had reservations.
"I'm just not that religious, I wouldn't make a very good Christian," Angelina said, "I like to ride and wear tight clothes, in fact I kinda scare church folk, especially my mom,"
"She church folk too?" Edge asked.
"Yeah she's very religious," Angelina said.
"Well God's not religious, you can wear whatever you want and ride to the ends of the Earth it wouldn't make a difference to Him. All God cares about is your heart and I know just by spending a few short days with you that you've got a heart for God as-well as wrestling," Edge said and Angelina was very moved by his words.
"No-one's ever put God to me like that, I always thought I had to be someone else for God to love me," Angelina said.
"All you have to be is yourself and the love of God will shine through like it is right now," Edge said and Angelina felt her side.
"I don't know what you rubbed on me but it's doing something," Angelina said with a smile.
"It's healing your heart," Edge said and Angelina felt much lighter all of a sudden. Then a loud honking brought them out of the moment and Angelina turned to see the freight truck coming back towards them.
"These guys don't quit!" Edge said and Angelina got back on her bike or at least she was about to, instead as the truck came towards her she squared her shoulders and looked straight at Team 3D.
"We're gonna get you Angie!" Brother Ray cried out honking the horn but Angelina didn't move.
"Angelina what are you doing?!" Edge said pulling Angelina's arm but the Canadian Knockout stayed put.
"I'm doing what Christians do best; I'm standing on God's Word I will not run away from the enemy. Doesn't the Bible say that no weapon formed against be shall be able to prosper?" Angelina asked Edge who nodded, "Well this is the biggest weapon I've ever seen!"
Edge understood what Angelina was doing and was amazed at her faith but prayed for help all the same through Psalm 69:
"Answer my prayers, O Lord,
for your unfailing love is wonderful.
Take care of Angelina,
for your mercy is so plentiful.
Don't hide from your servant;
answer me quickly, for I am in deep trouble!
Come and redeem me;
free me from my enemies."
A beautiful sound soon filled the air and Brother Devon found himself slowing down.
"I can't drive, what's that sound?" Devon asked mesmerized by what he was hearing.
"It's the most beautiful sound I've ever heard," Brother Ray said and the freight truck stopped just inches from Angelina's face. Edge collapsed to his knees thankful that God had answered his prayer and Angelina cried.
"You saved me," she said looking up into the sky knowing that God had saved her but she didn't know how until that beautiful music she heard back in Florida swelled through the air. "Cheyenne!" she said and ran over to the ARK Angel who was playing the harp outside the mini van with the other ARK Angels, her family, Shelton, Krystal and Jeff Hardy inside. Angelina grabbed her and spun her around lovingly.
"This is fun!" Cheyenne said while spinning and Angelina stopped and kissed her cheek.
"That music is so beautiful, you don't know how much what you've done has meant to me," Angelina said.
"It's all good," Cheyenne replied as Angelina put her down.
"No it's all God," Amy corrected her stepdaughter and Angelina came face-to-face with the woman Edge had loved so deeply.
"You know I heard about the powers God had given you and I didn't believe it until Team 3D tried to kill me, if God can transform your life so greatly imagine what He could do to mine?" Angelina said and Amy hugged her.
"With the faith you just showed I'd say His work in you has already begun," Amy said and Edge came over and shook Cheyenne's hand.
"Thanks baby girl," he said and Cheyenne giggled.
"You're welcome," Cheyenne said as Edge took Angelina's hand.
"Can you guys give us a ride to my mom's house?" Edge asked the Kliq.
"You don't wanna ride with your girlfriend?" Tammy asked noticing Angelina's motorcycle, "That is one hot ride,"
"I ain't getting back on that thing, I like my life," Edge said hugging Angelina closer, "It just keeps getting better and better," he added with a big smile.
"I'll ride it to your mom's Edge," Jeff Hardy said.
"Sure," Angelina said and tossed the Rainbow Haired Warrior the keys.
"No Aurora you're too small you can't go with him," Hunter said to Aurora who complained at seeing Jeff leave, she gave him something to remember her by though as Jeff burned down the road a rainbow trail followed him as he went.
"Whoa awesome!" Mickie James said and Edge and Angelina noticed four of the bridesmaids and their dates were with the ARK Angels, the Kliq and the bride and groom.
"What are you guys all doing here?" Angelina asked them and they all pointed to Cameron who held up two fingers.
"Two words - Double J," he said then pointed to the van, "I'll explain in there let's go,"
"So you're all coming to my mom's?" Edge asked curiously, "I better call her and tell her to make some more dinner," Edge said whipping out his cell phone but Cameron stopped him from dialing.
"I'm sorry Edge but we won't have time to eat, it's hi then goodbye we've got five more bridesmaids to save and I don't want you guys out of our sight," Cameron explained and Edge and Angelina looked at the ARK Angel confused so LC stepped in.
"All questions will be answered in the van," she said ushering Angelina and Edge inside along with all the other bridesmaids while Hunter stared down the road at the rainbow following Jeff Hardy all the way down to Mrs. Copeland's house.
"She never does anything like that for me, what gives Shawn? I just don't get it," Hunter asked his best friend who smiled knowing Jeff had done something to change all that and as soon as all the bridesmaids were rescued Hunter would find out what that was and his bitching would finally come to an end.