Title: The ARK Angels of DX and the Ten Bridesmaids
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K
Characters: Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna, Trish Stratus, Melina and Johnny 'Nitro' Hennigan, Randy Orton, Carlito, Edge, Ric Flair, Batista, Torrie Wilson, the Hardyz, Ashley, Candice Michelle, Shelton Benjamin, Krystal Marshall, Maria, John Cena, Rey Mysterio, Angie Mysterio, Dominic and Aaliyah Mysterio, Vickie Guerrero, Sting, Kurt Angle, LAX, the Kliq and the TNA roster.
Summary: Krystal has narrowed her bridesmaids list down to 5 WWE Divas and 5 TNA Knockouts but will any of them make it to the wedding? Find out in the next adventure of the ARK Angels of DX.
Chapter Thirteen – 3 Days: Go Daddy Girl Overboard!
3 Days – Lake Michigan, 4pm:
Chris Sabin went speeding across Lake Michigan with Candice Michelle holding onto him from behind, she was having a great time in fact the whole time she had spent with Chris Sabin had been fun. Candice would never get on a speedboat for anyone else but Chris was so persuasive, she felt totally safe with him and felt that she could really let go despite being on top of her most hated elements: water.
"This is fun isn't it?" Chris asked her.
"It sure is!" Candice replied.
"How come you're so scared of water?" Chris asked her.
"I've always had this fear of drowning ever since I was a little girl," Candice said.
"So you never go swimming or to the water park or anything like that?" Chris asked.
"No I can't swim," Candice said and Chris raised his eyebrow.
"You can't swim?" he asked her.
"No I can't," Candice said and Chris stopped the boat and Candice looked around suddenly feeling nervous; Lake Michigan was huge it just went on and on and Candice wasn't feeling too good being on it anymore, "Why did you stop?" Candice asked really wanting to go again.
"We can go again Candice but I just have to know one thing before we do," Chris said.
"What?" Candice asked.
"Do you think I'm sexy?" Chris asked and Candice laughed.
"Yes," Candice replied.
"Do you think I'm boyfriend material?" Chris Sabin asked and Candice kissed his cheek.
"What do you think?" Candice replied and Chris smiled.
"I think we've been still too long, let's roll!" Chris said and started the waterboat up again and Candice screamed with pleasure as they went burning across the lake at maximum speed. Candice couldn't remember the last time she had fun, then she recalled the time she went flying through the air with Jeff Hardy and Hurricane Aurora and nothing would ever top that but speeding across Lake Michigan with Chris Sabin was now a close second.
"Whooo!" she cried.
"So you think I'm boyfriend material right Candice?" Chris asked.
"I sure do!" Candice replied.
"So would you consider leaving the WWE to come to TNA so we could be together on the road?" Chris asked Candice and she laughed thinking Chris was kidding.
"No way, I love Shawn and Hunter I would never do that to them," Candice replied.
"I'm sorry you feel that way Candice, I really am," Chris said.
"Why?" Candice asked and suddenly her fun turned to terror as Chris elbowed her in the shoulder and Candice fell into the water. Chris turned the waterboat around and saw her spluttering in the water but he didn't try to help her.
"TNA is the best company in the world and I can only go out with somebody who'd want to support us, I thought that somebody might be you but I guess I was wrong. That's too bad Candice you would have made one Hell of an asset to the TNA roster," Chris Sabin said coldly while Candice fought for her life.
"Help me I told you I can't swim!" Candice said reaching for the boat.
"You're gonna drown just like your stupid company," Chris said and kicked Candice's hand off his waterboat and sped off leaving her in the middle of Lake Michigan to drown.
"Chris!" Candice called completely shocked at what had just gone down but her more immediate problem was the water coming up over her head. Her fear started to overtake her but she knew that if she panicked she was done for. She tried to swim but with no knowledge of how to she could barely keep her head up. Before she went under she did the only thing she knew how to do off by heart and she prayed Psalm 70 out loud:
"Please, God, rescue me!
Come quickly, Lord, and help me.
May those who try to kill me
be humiliated and put to shame.
May those who take delight in my trouble
be turned back in disgrace.
Let them be horrified by their shame,
for they said, "Aha! We've got her now!"
But may all who search for you
be filled with joy and gladness in you.
May those who love your salvation
repeatedly shout, "God is great!"
But as for me, I am poor and needy;
please hurry to my aid, O God.
You are my helper and my savior;
O Lord, do not delay."
As Candice's eyes started to close and her tears added to the water threatening to pull her under, a huge rumble rose from the bottom of the lake and the water surged and a giant wave formed right under Candice pushing her right up into the air.
"Whoa!" Candice cried feeling like she was on a water rollercoaster but she felt safe now which was amazing considering what had just happened, then something caught her eye: Chris' waterboat, but Chris was nowhere to be found, "He must have been knocked off it by the surging water," Candice said to herself and as the water lowered Candice got onto it and rode the wave to the bank of the lake. Grateful for her life she kissed the bank and then she heard something coming from the water, it sounded like a man screaming.
"HELP!" the man yelled out, it was Chris Sabin and he was in trouble. Candice looked out to the mass of water but instead of seeing her worst fears she saw a man drowning and knew what had to be done. With all her courage she got back into the water and rode the waterboat all the way over to Chris and pulled him up and drove him to safety on the water bank. Chris spluttered but more than that he was shocked at what Candice had just done.
"Why didn't you just let me drown?" Chris asked her and Candice shook her head.
"Because that wouldn't be the right thing to do would it? God just saved my life how could I repay Him by letting you drown?" Candice said and Chris nodded.
"You are an amazing woman," Chris said trying to get his breath back.
"I know and you blew it big time," Candice said and ran over to the black van outside which the ARK Angels were standing but it was one in particular that she wanted, she picked up Hurricane Aurora and gave her icy cheek a kiss, "I know it was you that made that wave, you are the coolest baby in the world I sure do miss hanging out with you and Jeff," she said and Aurora clapped her hands together and laughed at the mention of Jeff's name, "When are we all gonna go flying again?" Candice asked the Rainbow Haired Warrior who shushed her and pointed to Hunter, "Oh don't tell me you're still tripping Triple H?" Candice said to the Cerebral Assassin who was in a foul mood already.
"Just get in the van," Hunter said and Candice frowned at Aurora who sneezed on her father for his bad manners, "Please," Hunter added and Candice smiled taking Aurora into the van and saw some of the bridesmaids in there too.
"That was pretty cool of you to save Chris' life after what he did Candice, I'll be sure to give him a piece of my mind when we get back to Orlando," Alex Shelley said ashamed of his Tag Team partner's behavior.
"A lesser woman would have let him drown," Angelina Love said.
"I'm much more of a woman Angelina, plus I wouldn't wanna let down the ARK Angels now would I?" Candice said rubbing Cameron's cheek and the Amazing one smiled shyly.
"You're the best bridesmaid yet," Cameron said and LC slapped him across the head making him focus on the mission at hand, "Only two more bridesmaids to go," he said rubbing his head while Chris Sabin rubbed his on the water bank while the black van pulled away without him.