Title: The ARK Angels of DX and the Ten Bridesmaids
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K
Characters: Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna, Trish Stratus, Melina and Johnny 'Nitro' Hennigan, Randy Orton, Carlito, Edge, Ric Flair, Batista, Torrie Wilson, the Hardyz, Ashley, Candice Michelle, Shelton Benjamin, Krystal Marshall, Maria, John Cena, Rey Mysterio, Angie Mysterio, Dominic and Aaliyah Mysterio, Vickie Guerrero, Sting, Kurt Angle, LAX, the Kliq and the TNA roster.
Summary: Krystal has narrowed her bridesmaids list down to 5 WWE Divas and 5 TNA Knockouts but will any of them make it to the wedding? Find out in the next adventure of the ARK Angels of DX.
Chapter Seventeen – Baby Girl's Battlefield
Universal Studios, Orlando, FL:
The ARK Angels ran with DX, the Kliq, SCAB, the bridesmaids and their wedding mates to Universal Studios heading for the Impact Zone only to be cut off by the angry TNA militants.
"How are we gonna get through?" Krystal asked Shelton who grimaced at the sight of Jeff Jarrett who was leading the pack of TNA wrestlers against the WWE Superstars.
"The only way we can and that's to fight our way in," Shelton replied.
"HA!" Jeff Jarrett said, "think again tough guy, you may have managed to save all ten bridesmaids from me and my crew but if you think I'm just gonna let you walk into my Impact Zone hand in hand you have got another thing coming!"
"Jarrett what is your problem!" Sting cried out, "This would be a Hell of a lot easier if you would just let bygones be bygones man, just get out of the way this has nothing to do with you!"
"Yeah it's about two people who love each other wanting to get married, not TNA vs. WWE," Kurt Angle added.
"I should have known you'd side with your old Team Angle buddy Kurt, no offence Shelton but I don't give a damn about your wedding, not as long as you're flying those WWE colors which don't make no sense anyway since DX obviously don't give a damn about you," Jeff Jarrett said.
"That's not true!" Shawn said adamantly.
"Don't listen to him Shelton he's just trying to psyche you out!" Hunter added.
"All DX care about are themselves, if you join me I'll show you how a real talent should be treated," Double J said to Shelton Benjamin but it was obvious from the stone cold glare that Shelton was giving Jeff Jarrett that he wasn't going anywhere and DX breathed easy relieved that Shelton was still on their side, "You're gonna stay with them aren't you?" Double J said in contempt.
"Yes I am so get out of our way!" Shelton said climbing over the rabid pack of TNA wrestlers and pulling the door open.
"Get him!" Jeff Jarrett roared and the TNA wrestlers grabbed Shelton and pulled him down, Rhino was about to stomp on him when HBK jumped on his back and the fight broke out.
"Let's go!" Cameron called to the other ARK Angels and Cheyenne and LC walked stealthily behind him into the Impact Zone while the TNA wrestlers and WWE Superstars fought each other.
"Wait get them!" Jeff Jarrett said noticing the ARK Angels running away into the Impact Zone and Rhino, Roode and Storm went after them. Shawn pulled Hunter off of Tomko and ran over to them and jumped on them making sure they didn't go anyway near their kids while the other WWE Superstars fought the TNA wrestlers off. The Knockouts went to town on their locker room, taking down the big and the small alike much to the liking of the WWE Superstars.
"Whoa was that a Huracanrana?" Homicide said to Hernandez as Torrie Wilson executed one of many of her never-used moves on Rellik.
"Yup it sure was and here it is again!" Torrie Wilson said to Homicide before flipping him upside down with another Huracanrana, "I prefer to call it the Torriecanrana," Wilson said and Alex Shelley looked at Chris Sabin who had regained his senses and fought for the bridesmaids instead of against them now.
"I just got an idea," Alex said to Chris as they double-teamed Hernandez.
"I know what you're thinking, we just got ourselves another Machine Gun," Chris Sabin said and Alex nodded thinking Torrie would be a perfect addition to their Motorcity team while Angelina Love whipped Petey Williams into a mighty Spear from Edge.
"Oh Can-na-da!" she sang sarcastically before taking down Johnny Devine with a spear of her own.
"Executed like a pro," Edge said applauding Angelina whose face darkened as Team 3D crept up behind him.
"Edge look out!" she screamed as Team 3D were just about to put Edge through a table but Matt and Jeff Hardy moved it out of the way and hit Brother Ray and Devon with a double Twist of Fate.
"Just like old times," Edge said giving Matt and Jeff a hi-five before joining the other Superstars in taking down the Latino Nation.
"What is going on out there?" Jim Cornette said to himself looking out of the window at the melee between WWE and TNA when the ARK Angels came crashing into his office.
"Mr. Cornette you gotta help us, Jeff Jarrett has started a wrestling war between WWE and TNA!" Cameron said and Jim Cornette rolled his eyes.
"Not again Jeff!" Jim said slapping his head in frustration, "What are you kids doing here shouldn't you be in school?"
"We should but we're not," LC replied looking around the office.
"Well what do you want from me I can't stop this thing from happening!" Jim Cornette said panicking.
"We know you can't Mr. Cornette but we know who can," Cameron said.
"Who?" Jim Cornette said and Cameron and LC pointed to Cheyenne, "Her? Well you're real cute missy but I don't see how a little girl like you can stop a brawl that big from going on,"
"Trust us Mr. Cornette she can, we just need you to help us find one thing," Cameron said pulling Jim Cornette out of his office to search for the instrument that was gonna take the strut out of Jeff Jarrett's walk for good.
Meanwhile downstairs the brawl was breaking out all over Universal Studios, only now people weren't paying to go on any rides they were watching the wrestlers go at it for free.
"Whoa Shawn you must have Super-kicked 8 guys!" Victoria said impressed.
"What about Joe, he's taken out most of his roster with that Coquina Clutch," Shawn said before hitting Robert Roode with some Sweet Chin Music, "That makes 9!" he said as Hunter Pedigreed James Storm to the ground.
"That makes 10," he said cracking his fingers while Shawn rolled his eyes, "You know I gotta do you one better HBK," Hunter said.
"Look at all the attention we're getting, the fans are watching us fight for free that is not cool!" Carlito said before hitting Black Reign with a BackStabber while Roxxi cheered him on.
"Where are the ARK Angels?" MVP said after taking Scott Steiner down with the Playmaker much to Gail Kim's delight.
"There they are!" Beth Phoenix cried out pointing to the Universal Studios entrance and Jeff Jarrrett turned around to see his weapon of choice in the hands of the most unlikely of heroes, Cheyenne Michaels.
"That's my guitar!" Jeff Jarrett yelled out and Shawn and Hunter smiled knowing exactly what Cheyenne was gonna do with it.
"Give it to me!" Jeff Jarrett said charging for the little angel.
"Sing Cheyenne sing!" DX called out and Cheyenne did just that as she strummed the guitar to the words of Psalm 33, the Psalm that had started it all:
Let the godly sing for joy to the Lord;
it is fitting for the pure to praise him.
Praise the Lord with melodies on the lyre;
make music for him on the ten-stringed harp.
Sing a new song of praise to him;
play skillfully on the harp, and sing with joy.
For the word of the Lord holds true,
and we can trust everything he does.
He loves whatever is just and good;
the unfailing love of the Lord fills the earth.
"More Cheyenne more!" Amy cried out holding Hurricane Aurora who was cheering her fellow ARK Angel on too and as Cheyenne played on something melted in Jeff Jarrett's heart and his angry demeanor disappeared and left in its place a beautiful smile. His TNA comrades watched in disbelief and it wasn't long before the music got to them as-well and their animosity towards the WWE disappeared and in its place was an unspeakable joy.
"Wow, check it out!" Shawn said pointing to Jeff Jarrett and Hunter shook his head in amazement, Jeff Jarrett was actually praising God along with everybody else in Universal Studios.
"See I told you he'd get his," Cameron said as his father came over to him and gave him a big hug, "get his praise on that is," he added and smiled with the victory of a mission completed.
"Amen," Shawn said as the Kliq huddled together enjoying the praise and worship that the Impact Zone wasn't traditionally known for and Shelton and Krystal rejoiced extra thanking God that their wedding was definitely saved thanks to Cheyenne and Jeff Jarrett's guitar. Double J got down in front of Cheyenne and she smiled into his now radiant face.
"I want you to play your guitar at Shelton and Krystal's wedding," she told him.
"So I guess that means I can't crack people over the head with it anymore huh?" Double J said.
"After you play it you won't want to," Cheyenne said and she played on while the TNA wrestlers and WWE Superstars rejoiced with the minstrel who had brought and end to the feud that threatened to ruin a wedding everyone was now looking forward to including Double J.