Muhahahahahahahaha! This is the next part, but it is part one for the next chapter, more as the lead up chapter.

Thanks to: Yami-Ryo (we all want to hug Naru-chan!) Kyuubi madness (sorry, but no Kyu/Naru, but I promise it will be good!) Lady Blade (I will try to keep the plot, but yes it will be something you have never seen before! hopefully...) The Elven-Spear ( heh heh...) and DarkRavie (Yes, Read more!) A special thanks to Lady Blade, The Elven-Spear, and keruki for making me a fave!

And now, onward!

A boy that looked to be entirely human, except for his fox-like ears and with a tail attached to his butt, jumped out of the pile of sleeping animals that kept him warm during the night. Kuso! Iruka-sensei said he would kill me if I ran late again! Particularly sense he nearly blew up yesterday! He tried to bound away towards the town that was visible in the distance.

Wait gaki-brat-you forgot your henge! Kyuubi howled in his mind. The demon had softened over the years to his host and roommate…but he'll prefer to die a thousand painful deaths then to admit THAT!

Naruto paused sheepishly, Whoops, I forgot. HENGE! The boy's hands worked into hand seals to focus his charka. With a POOF! the animalistic ears and the bushy tail disappeared and his eyes went from the demon red to sky-blue.

This time he didn't immediately take off, but turned to the pile of animals he had leaped out of moments ago. They had curled up closer together to accommodate the lost of the not-so-human boy's warmth. With a small grin, he called up a small bush and scattered the leaves to make a blanket.

Very nice manipulation, Kami observed dryly, But didn't you say you were going to be late?

KUSO!

"NARUTO! YOU'RE LATE!" a very angry yell came from the (usually) kind sensei, brown eyes snapping, mouth turned down into an angry frown.

The boy yelped as chalk the teacher threw at him smacked him right in the center of his forehead (to make a hollow sounding thunk), "I know! I know! Gomen-nasi-sorry, Iruka-sensei! But lay off the chalk!"

"You said you'll get up earlier!" Iruka nearly cried. The chunnin relinquished the attack in order to rub the scar that was slashed horizantally across his nose and closed his eyes to try and force back the headache he always felt when Naruto was in the same room.

"I did!" exclaimed Naruto as he peeked underneath his up thrown arms to check for anymore attacks of the dreaded chalk, "But by the time I got up, it was too late to get up any earlier!"

"Naruto!"

The class tittered as the dead-last got the teacher riled up again. No one may like the boy personally and they made sure he knew that they didn't tolorate him, but the sensei always reacted hilariously.

I never understand why you feel the need to give the teacher a heart attack, remarked Kami as he observed the brilliant puce color on Iruka-sensei's face and neck. It was bad enough that you were painting on the Hokage's monument yesterday. He nearly spontaneously combusted.

Naruto grinned a bright ray of sunshine smile that took all the wind out of the kind teacher's sails, The Hokages desperately needed a make-over. Besides, I like to keep 'em on their toes!

In other words, said Kyuubi, He's too stupid to do anything on purpose.

Naruto scowled inwardly at the demon but asked out loud, "Neh, Iruka-sensei? Can I sit down now?"

"No." Iruka-sensei stated with a wicked gleam in his brown eyes, "You are going to be our first victim-er-contestant for the gennin exams!"

…HOW COULD I FREAKIN' FORGET! Sob, my punishment for art...

"What do you mean Iruka-sensei? I thought we went in alphabetical order!"

"Well I guess we have to thank you for volunteering to go first!" Naruto barely held back a snarl of challenge to his favorite teacher, "Now HENGE!"

Naruto let out a startled yelped at the sudden yell and threw his hands together in a seal to focus his charka while yelling, "Henge!" White smoke billowed out to cover Naruto's transformation into a copy of his teacher. "Ne, Iruka-sensei..." a distinctly feminine voice came out of the opaque smoke, "How's this?" Iruka-sensei came out of the smoke with a set of extra appendages.

"You gave Iruka-sensei BOOBS!" for a moment everyone was silent as the thought processed…then hell broke loose.

As the chaos went on, Kami remarked, You hold another henge at every moment. How do you fail something so...simple?

Replay that sentence over in your head. Kyuubi snapped, It's hard for humans to hold a solid disguise, one is enough. Holding one at every moment of the day is frankly unheard of. His charka simply is not made for that sort of idea.

Why doesn't our boy drop it? Kami hesitantly questioned. The god was always unsure of human's actions seeing he was the god of animals and he never had human contact until he met Naruto.

Kyuubi explained, not very patiently, Iruka has been known to attack while the henge is held, to make sure the children could hold it under pressure. If mortal had, for some reason, released it, the animalistic qualities would be exposed.

Iruka-sensei was still trying to calm the freaked out class. He finally snapped, "SIT DOWN!!!"

The class went silent.

"What was that?" Iruka-sensei turned to Naruto.

Thinking fast, Naruto brightly lied with a huge grin, "Demo-but-Iruka-sensei! It's a prototype for Orike-no-Jutsu Sexy Technique! Yosh! It would even beat the Hokage, believe it!"

Iruka's hand went back to rubbing the scar across his nose as he tersely told the student, "Prototype or not, you have failed the henge portion of the gennin exam! Now try the bushin copies!"

Sighing, Naruto attempted to do the bushin. But the technique of coping the body had way too little charka needed for the container of a demon king and a kami to control. The three copies popped up for a mere moment before they spontaneously combusted in a show of fireworks.

"Naruto," quietly said Iruka-sensei, "You fail."

Naruto sighed to himself but smile, "Hai-yes-sensei."

Of course all the things you could be tested on, it had to be your worst two! What about genjustsu-illiusions?! Or tenjustsu-hand to hand combat?! It's a conspiracy, I swear! ranted the Demon Lord.

Stop Kyuubi, Naruto told the demon softly as he went back to his seat, You don't have to try to make me feel better.

Kyuubi sighed with relief, Good. All this parental crap was making me feel so wimpy...ITE!-ouch! He snarled at the Kami, What the heck was that for? I didn't even DO anything this time!

Regardless and despite anything the overgrown rat says, Kami told Naruto and bluntly ignored Kyuubi's rants about 'his toe was not a plaything!', We do know you are much better than all the gakis -brats- here.

The boy smiled to himself as Kyuubi began to retaliate Kami's act. A full-blown battle began to develop in the boy's body.

Sure.

"Sugoi-wow!" he heard a girl mutter in front of him, "Sasuke-kun's sooo cool!"

"He got both of the techniques on the first time, it's no wonder he's the best in the class!" her friend squealed to herself as she clasped his hands in mock prayer, "And he's sooo cute! I want to kiss his scowl so badly!"

"Kiss him? I want to MARRY him!"

A random girl in the backrow stood and declared to the prepubescent teen, "I LOVE YOU SASUKE-KUN!"

Naruto bit his lip and felt pinpricks of tears sting at the corners of his eyes as the teme was awarded with a ninja gennin headband the boy himself wanted so badly, which Sasuke accepted with a simple but arrogant, "Hn."

"Sasuke-kun's so cool!"

Well, there's no need for me to be here is there?

Naruto waited for a moment with the next trainee covered the room white smoke and slipped out the second story window. His charka expanded like a spider's to stick to the side of the school as he scuttled down the side of the school. As soon as he reached the ground, the blond boy of sunshine took off for Ichiku's to answer his stomach's reminder he forgot breakfast, Ramen, here I come!

But if the student-ninja looked back up to the window for a moment when he hit the ground, Naruto would have seen an openly gaping face that barely exposed a newly-won headband around his neck.

Yummy ramen, yummy ramen! All in my tummy ramen! Naruto sang to himself as he ordered three large miso ramen bowls from the nice and pretty waitress, Ayame, but just to start off with of course.

Looks like your going to have a visitor, child.

I know, but the smell is off around him.

"Uzumaki Naruto," a voice whispered. Naruto continued eating ramen as if he didn't notice him, "Naruto-san!"

Naruto faced the man, "Aa, Mitsuki-sensei! How can I be of service?"

Mitsuki blinked for a second before gathering his wits, "So, Naruto-san, I heard you failed the genin exams?"

Naruto's eyes narrowed for a moment but before the teacher could process it, he was grinning again, "Yep, but it's no matter, because I will become the Hokage! Believe it!" He thought to himself, What the hell?

Baka gaki, he must have realized you weren't wearing a protector.

I'm not quite sure, I have a bad feeling about this…

"Do you want a short-cut on how to get there?" Mizuki-sensei slimy smirked as Naruto shivered under his pressing gaze, "It's very simple and just think of all the power at your disposal! You could take out the Hokage in just one blow!"

Naruto inwardly winced, though he tried to keep the facade of being overly excited towards the slimy teacher, Okay, I do have a very, very bad feeling about this…This person's creepy!

I do too; he doesn't even smell like a fellow leaf nin. Child, be very, very careful, we really have no idea what we're dealing with.

Kyuubi snorted to himself at their 'foolishness', It's a MORTAL, how bad can it be?

You spent thousands of years ruling the demon realms and lived inside me for all my life but you still don't know how bad mortals can be? And here I thought before that you were cuckoo-brain… Naruto mildly insulted the Demon Lord, a power to rival gods (including kami), and King of the Western Lands! If he could get the seal off, Naruto would be in sooo much trouble!

You thought so? What about me? I'm the one who has to room with him in YOU!

What is that supposed to mean?

It means that Mizuki-weirdo is looking at you funny.

Kuso..."Mizuki-sensei? What do you mean shortcut? There are no short-cuts to gain power."

Mizuki-sensei could barely contain his ill-begotten glee, "Of course there is. There are just those who are smart enough to influence the short-cut to help them along. In fact, there is a task perfect for you in order to gain power. It will promote you to genin, then you're half way to your goal, eh?"

"I am going to be the most powerful Hokage ever! Believe it!" Naruto boasted out-loud to his teacher while he worried on the inside to his tenats, What the hell does this guy want from a student?

Maybe he wants you to make his fantasies come true, kit! You do know you look completely edible in your foxy outwear, complete when Ashfur forced you to wear that skimpy fur loin-cloth thing. He probably is imagining taking you bent over the other teacher's desks, maybe he'll try to invite others in!

Pervert!

Ah, yes. Nearly forgot. See, when Kyuubi had been stuck inside the adolescent boy for twelve years, he developed a very perverse personality. Not pedophilic ideas, but he did become very perverted, especially when it came around dominant boys near his container, such as the Sasuke-bloke. So anyway, Kyuubi is just perverted. Fortunately, most of his perverseness is able to be posted. However, unfortunately…

Hmm…bet he would pant within a minute…and take off his shirt, but judging by anything, it wouldn't really amount to anything. Now Iruka, woo boy, he'll be more the type to writhe beneath an older man.

Naruto developed the same perverted-attitude. Of course his lewdness was hidden behind the innocent features he had henged himself and the fake dumbass act. Really, how can anyone be that dumb with spirits millenniums old encased within him?

"All you need to do is get the Forbidden Scroll for me. You can do that, right O Great and Powerful Future Hokage?"

Not that I would want him to touch me in the first place. You could smell the sleaze from here, "Of course I could, I could fight off any damn guards of the scroll! Yosh! I shall go and fight right now!"

Naruto raced off immediately, not at all mindful to the teacher yelling, "Hey, wait Naruto-san! You don't know where it is!"

Should I really do this? After all, this would be the stupidest thing I've ever done, painting the Hokage monument included. Naruto thought towards his prisoners. He skidded to a stop in front of the largest building in the town, the Hokage office.

A simulation of a frown came to the boy's mind from the Kami, Well, this could get you kicked out from the village, putting the villagers attitudes at the forefront of my mind...but anything less wouldn't sound like your mask.

Kyuubi shrugged, Mah, maybe you'll learn something. Why else would the weird ass teacher, who doesn't have any ass at all, want to steal something as heavily guarded as this? Doesn't really make much sense…

I'll do it! Naruto burst out, scaring the crap out of the God and the Demon, And I know the perfect way to defeat the extreme measures taken to protect the scroll! Fufufufufufufufu!

You know that creeps me out when you do that?

That's why I do it!

PART ONE OF THIS CHAPTER IS COMPLETE, STAY TUNE FOR THE NEXT ONE!

Fufufufufufufufu, didja see that one coming? Don't worry, Naruto will still be an adorable uke...on the outside, but he will have some nasty thoughts...

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