This is my big multi prompt chapter, I managed to get seven of them in here!

Prompt numbers (in order of use):

228. Regina wearing Robin's sweater bc she's cold and that's all she can find.

123. They have the house to themselves but they bet they can keep quiet. They end up losing.

91. Robin comes to bring lunch to Regina but he finds her very sexually frustrated having been interrupted by the children the night before.

76. "We have to be quick"

181. They almost get caught in any type of sexual situation by any character.

138. Hook thinks something is amiss but accidentally walks in on Regina and Robin having sex he breaks his leg fleeing the scene.

200. Robin and Regina get caught getting handsy in public

Entry Day: Tuesday

And on to day two of #OQPromptParty2018

Any mistakes are mine and I hope you can forgive me for them. Also, I know I'm a little vague on some details but this is my first real attempt at smut and I'm not really comfortable getting too graphic.

Hope you enjoy!

Office Antics

Robin walks into the bedroom to see Regina wearing one of his jumpers, and only one of his jumpers. She looks hot as sin as she's taking the folded laundry from her chaise and moving it into the drawers of her dresser. She must've gotten antsy being out on hold, it took him a bit longer to get there than planned. He told her to be waiting on the bed wearing nothing when he got home, but this is so much better. It's just long enough to cover her ass, but there's so much leg that it doesn't even bother him. She's got great legs.

He leans against the doorframe and crosses his arms. "I thought I told you to be naked when I got back?"

She jumps at his voice but turns around with a smile on her face. "I got cold waiting for you, this was the first thing I could find."

"Well," he smirks as he walks towards her. "As good as you look in this," reaching for her hips he pulls her to him, "You look better out of it."

"Why don't you make that happen." She raises her arms over her head as an invitation, one he can't refuse. He pulls the sweater over her head and drops it to the floor.

"Bloody perfect," he whispers before diving for her neck.

The foreplay is kept to a minimum as it's not really necessary, they've been teasing each other all day with texts and pictures, they are both more than ready.

After they'd worked together to get his level of undress to match hers they hadn't even moved from where they were standing before he entered her. One of her legs is hooked on his hip and they are rocking into each other rather quickly. Their pace is becoming too fast for his liking and he has a way to slow it down.

"Shall we play the quiet game?" Robin asks as he sucks a kiss over her pulse and she lets out a breathy moan.

"But we're alone."

"So," is all he responds with as he pulls back to make eye contact.

She smirks and pushes him back onto the bed. "You ready to lose again?"

"I don't plan on losing," he says confidently.

Regina extends her hand for him to shake and he takes it. "May the best woman win," she says with a devilish grin.

That's it.

He pulls her to the bed with the hand he's still holding and rolls on top of her. She's about to eat those words.

He's rutting into her slowly, but firmly. She's tilting her head back and it looks like she's barely breathing. Her face is very red and the muscles in her neck are straining. When she finally does take a breath it's loud, and if he's not mistaken, followed by a quiet whimper.

"You're making noise, babe." Robin accuses with another jut of his hips after a strangled sounds partially escapes her throat. He's got her.

"Fuck quiet." Regina grunts as the slaps a hand down on the mattress.

Robin stops and looks at her. "So I win?"

"Yes," she yells with a huff, "You win!" She digs a heel into his ass and orders, "Just move faster."

"As you wish." Robin leans back to hook both arms under her knees, bending her basically in half, and starts pounding into her. After his victory he has no more need for teasing.

He can feel her start to flutter around him, and thank God, he is about to explode.

"Mom!" They hear Henry yell and they both freeze. "Mom got a call so she dropped us off."

Damn Emma Swan! The one night they have to themselves and she ruins it.

"Mom?" Henry yells again.

Regina is pushing at Robins chest because Henry's voice is getting louder which means he's getting closer to the door. They need to separate, and she needs to get something on before Henry comes in.

She jumps off the bed once Robin moves to the side and lunges for her robe. After tying it around her waist she hears a knock on the door and the knob twist. She glances to Robin on the bed and he's gotten under the covers to cover himself, but he's tinting.

"Robin," she harshly whispers and waves her hands at his waist. He looks down and his eyes go wide before he raises a knee and the problem is hidden. Just in time too, because Henry is sticking his head into the room.

"Did you hear me?" He asks.

"Yes." She answers while crossing her arms over her chest awkwardly. Her breasts feel very on display, not to mention she can feel her hard nipples rubbing against it everytime she moves. "Was the call something serious?" She tucks a stray strand of hair behind her ear and tries to act normal, she feels so exposed having Henry see her all flustered.

"Nah," Henry shakes his head, "Just a bar fight I think." He's looking at her a bit funny, a bit accusingly, he's noticed somethings amis.

"Alright." She looks at the clock on her nightstand. "You should get to bed, it's a school night and it's late." She's trying anything to get him to leave before he figures out what he's just interrupted.

"Headed there now," he answers slowly, like he knows she's just trying to get him to leave. "Just wanted to let you know what was going on." He backs out of the crack in the door and almost closes it but sticks his head back in a second later. "I dropped Roland in his bed already, he didn't even wake up."

"Good, thanks, lad." Robin praises. "Good night."

"Good night, Robin." Henry nods at Robin then looks at her, "Love you, mom."

"I love you," Regina blows him a kiss then the bedroom door is closed. She drops down to the mattress and falls to her back while covering her eyes with both hands.

"That was close," Robin says with a chuckle.

"Yes," is all she answers with. She can't really understand how this is funny.

Robin sits up on the bed and hovers over her. "Ruined the mood, didn't it?"

Her answer is another, "Yes," after she pulls her hands from her eyes to look at him.

"Alright," Robin grunts as he moves to slide off the bed. "I'm gonna take a cold shower."

That's fine, they are definitely done for the night. No better mood killer than your child nearly catching you.

After last night's interruption Robin is headed to Granny's to pick up two grilled cheeses and two salads to bring to Regina's office as an excuse to interrupt her work and hopefully finish what they weren't allowed to the night before.

He has been incredibly frustrated all morning, and knows she has to be as well.

Their damn children and their horrible timing. No. Damn Emma Swan for thinking it's alright to drop their children off without any warning on the one night they had to themselves. She had to know they would utilize it. He blames himself a bit also, overdid it with the teasing, as he usually does when they play the quiet game. But she always comes so much harder after drawing things out, which is almost always worth it, save for last night.

He walks up the stairs to her office floor but stops short of her door when he hears her groan. Peeking around the corner he can see her fidgeting in her chair, crossing and uncrossing her legs. She is definitely frustrated.

Regina hears a light knock followed by, "Is the Mayor in?"

She recognizes who that voice belongs to without looking up from her paperwork, would know it anywhere. It's his voice. His smooth, sultry accent.

"Depends who's asking." She answers playfully, smiling into her papers so he can't see it.

"Just a citizen with an incredibly important problem." He says with a smirk. That comment makes her finally pull her eyes away from her work.

She recognizes that look, knows exactly what he wants and she intends to make him work for it, no matter how much her body is begging for it.

"What is this incredibly pressing issue," she adds the next part to intentionally torture him, "Mr. Hood?" He loves it when she gets all formal while they're flirting. She leans back in her chair and even begins to run the fingers of her right hand down the seam of her very low cut top.

Good choice in wardrobe today, she thinks.

She sees him exhale heavily after her words and simple, but oh so effective, movement. Her teasing is definitely working. If the slight bulge in his pants is any indication, it's working very well. His adam's apple visibly bobs with his thick swallow.

Teasing him is just so fun.

"Well, Madam Mayor," if she's using titles so can he. He knows she loves them as well, makes her feel powerful when he calls her Your Majesty or Madam Mayor. Good things happen when she feels powerful.

"I find myself in need of your assistance with a very… hard matter." He's trying to suppress his grin, to be serious, but he's failing miserably. He can feel himself smiling slightly despite himself, but can't really bring himself to care. The game they're playing is still going perfectly despite his slight break in character. She is all business and it helps pull him back in.

"I see." Regina says calmly in response, her poker face still perfectly in place, she doesn't even twitch.

"I was in the middle of something last night that our children didn't let me finish." He drops the bag of food in one of the chairs in front of her desk and walks around towards her.

"And what is that?" she asks as she turns her chair towards him and uncrosses her legs.

And that's it. He can't take it anymore. He's crashing his lips to hers and pulling her to her feet with a fist in her hair.

Snow has a question involving funds because she wants to take the kids on a field trip, so she makes her way up to Regina's office after schools let out for the day.

It's beautiful out, warm, uncharacteristically so for Storybrooke this time of year, and sunny. She is thoroughly enjoying her walk through the town. Says hello to Granny as she passes the diner, waves to Doctor Hopper as he passes with Pongo. She really has come to love this little town, maybe even more than the Enchanted Forest. There's electricity and running water here, things she has grown very accustomed to. Yes, she misses their old home at times, but she wouldn't trade this one for anything.

Finally she arrives to Regina's office and is about to knock on the door then just enter the room, a habit she's developed that Regina hates, but she hears some very… interesting noises coming from the other side and pauses, listens. When she fully realizes what she's listening to her eyes go wide and she can feel her cheeks heat.

Regina is moaning, quite loudly, with Robin encouraging her.

She knows she should leave, give them their privacy, but for some odd reason she can't make herself go.

She knows it's wrong. She knows.

Intruding on such an intimate moment is incredibly inappropriate, not to mention a massive breach of trust. Any decent human being knows, you hear people having sex, especially someone you know, you leave them be. Let them have their private moment. In her head she knows all of these things, but her curiosity is getting the better of her. She even dares to take a small step closer to the door so she can hear better, maybe see something as well through the slightly transparent door.

This is so wrong.

Yet, she's moving even closer and pressing her ear to the surface of the door.

So incredibly, spectacularly wrong.

But so, so intriguing.

"How much time do we have?" Robin asks between kisses to her neck. He has the back of her thighs pressed to her desk as he rolls his hips into her. The friction is spectacular for him, even through the layers, and it must be for her as well because she's letting out these breathy moans that spur him on more.

"Not much," Regina moans. He drags his lips from her collar to just under her jaw and grips her ass as he rolls his hips perfectly into hers, it has all the air whooshing out of her lungs. "We have to be quick."

"Quick is is then." Robin grips her hips and lifts her to sit on the edge of her desk then steps between her legs to kiss her.

"Uh huh," she breaths when he pulls his lips from hers to suck kisses down between her breasts.

"Alright then," he lowers himself to his knees and shoves at her skirt until she's lifting her hips from the desk so it can be rucked up, "let me be quick."

It feels good, his talented tongue working her up. Could be better if he had more room, but her skirt is too tight, she can't open her legs the way she wants. "Let me take this off." But Robin stops her from sliding off the desk with a hand on each knee.

"No, keep it on." He orders. "It's so much hotter fully clothed," and he's ducking his head back down to give her a firm suck.

He's right, they always have fun getting creative because of clothing. "If that's what you want, thief," she teases, and gets a harsh nip for it.

She lets out a yelp and a hey as she pushes at his head playfully.

Robin pulls away to look at her. "If you're going to play so am I, milady," he says with a smirk.

Regina rolls her eyes. "Just get to it," she emphasizes the word, "thief. You're wasting time."

"As her Majesty wishes."

He doesn't play this time, just gets to business and has her moaning encouragements within seconds. He really is good with his tongue.

Things are just getting good. Snow can't see much through the door of Regina's office, but she can tell Regina is sitting on her desk and she can't make out Robin. That only means one thing, he's somewhere she can't see.

Someone's coming up the stairs, she can hear footsteps getting closer. She jumps and immediately walks away from the doors for the stairs. She tries to be casual and not rush out of there like she's guilty of something, but she just feels awkward. If someone finds out she stayed there for an embarrassing amount of time she will be mortified for the rest of her days.

When she reaches the middle of the staircase she discovers it's Hook she heard enter and her cheeks go a bit red. Seeing someone she knows fairly well will make trying to seem normal a lot more difficult.

"Hello, Killian," she greets. That's normal right?

She must have been overly enthusiastic because he's quirking an eyebrow at her and nodding awkwardly.

"Hello, Snow. Is Regina in?" Hook asks.

He must be assuming she's just come from Regina's office, which she has, but she doesn't want him to know that. If she says she's just been to Regina's office and he goes up there he'll know she heard what was going on.

But he won't know how long she stayed, how long she listened. It should be safe to answer.

"She is, but I don't think she wants to be disturbed."

Hook rolls his eyes. "Regina never wants to be disturbed, she'll have to get over it." And he's climbing the stairs before she can stop him.

She should follow him, stop him, but she can't go back up there, it's too embarrassing.

Hook will hear them and leave, like she should have. There's no harm in letting him go.

Hook walks right up to Regina's door and turns the knob without knocking. If he announces himself before entering she'll just tell him to fuck off. The two of them have never gotten along and it's always easier to just get right to the point, there's less bickering that way.

He stops before pushing the door open after hearing a grunt. It's Regina he hears grunting on the other side and it sounds like something's wrong.

Throwing the door open he bursts in, "Regina is everything-" and he freezes.

Regina is leaning over her desk, skirt hiked up to her waist, with Robin pounding into her from behind.

The two of them don't notice him at first, they are a bit distracted. The door clicks shut and it has Regina looking up at him. Her eyes go wide and she straightens up and tries to cover herself but Robin's still oblivious.

"Shit! Robin!" Regina yells as she reaches back to smack his side to make him stop. He's still moving in and out of her like there isn't another person in the room with them.

After Regina hits him he looks up to see Hook openly staring at them. "What the hell, mate?" Robin yells as he pulls out and away from Regina and hikes his pants back up. "What are you doing?" He asks as he zips his fly.

Regina quickly pulls her skirt down to cover herself and moves to stand behind Robin.

"I'm just gonna…" he stumbles back towards the door and grasps the handle, "I'm gonna go." He throws the door open and says a quick, "My apologies," before hurry down the hall.

"Mate," he hears Robin yell after him just as he reaches the stairs. He turns back to look for him and feels his foot miss the first step, all of a sudden he's tumbling down the stairs, and that's the last thing he remembers.

"Killian?" he hears someone whisper. When he peels his eyes open they land on Emma beside him. "You're awake. How are you feeling?"

There's a sharp pain in his head and his side when he tries to sit up and look around. "Just lay still, you're going to make it worse." Emma orders.

"Make what worse?" he asks as he takes in his surroundings. He's in a hospital room. How did he get here? Why are there bandages over his entire right leg?

"You don't remember?" Emma asks. He shakes his head and groans from the pain of the movement.

"You busted in on us, fell down the stairs trying to leave and broke your leg." Robin says from the doorway with a chuckle.

"Right." He says with a wince at the memory. "Sorry, love." He directs the apology to Regina who is standing just beside a smiling Robin with her arms crossed and a pinched expression.

"Apology not accepted," she says curtly. "You shouldn't have walked into my office without permission."

"I only did it because I thought something was amiss. It sounded as though someone was hurting you," He stops and smirks at Robin, "Turns out it was the opposite."

Robin huffs out a laugh and Regina elbows him in the side.

"It was an honest mistake, babe." Robin loops an arm around Regina and pulls her into his side.

"It was," Hook agrees. "Believe me, I didn't mean to see that. It's bad form to interrupt a mate during sex."

Regina sighs. "Just don't let it happen again."

"Will do my best," he promises.

Later that night Roland, Henry and Violet are sitting at the bar chatting with Granny while she and Robin are in a booth back in the corner.

"I can't believe we've been interrupted twice now," Regina grumbles. She is so hot and bothered she thinks she might explode.

Robin smirks at her frustrated tone. "I am just as uncomfortable as you."

"Can we go do something about it then? The kids will be fine for," she stops and bobs her head from side to side while she thinks, "twenty minutes."

Robin just shakes his head at her like he thinks she's joking, which she clearly isn't. "I'm being serious."

He leans back in the booth and loops are arm over her shoulder to pull her into his side. "Our food will be here soon. People will be suspicious if we leave," he reasons.

She squeezes her eyes shut and huffs. "You're right."

Robin pulls his arm from around her shoulder and drops his hand to her thigh. "But I can do something to relieve some of your tension," he offers as his hand slides up her thigh.

"Robin," she harshly whispers as she grabs his wrist. "We can't," and she glanced around the diner, "Not here." There are too many people. Not to mention their children are just across the room.

"You said yourself, the children are distracted. And no one's looking back here." He leans in to whisper, "I'll be discreet."

"But what if I can't be?" She can be quiet, that's not the problem, but her cheeks always go red the more worked up she gets. It's not something she has control over, and it's a bit obvious.

"You'll just have to stay calm then," he says with a smirk as his hand dips inside the waist of her skirt.

She grips his forearm and gives him a warning glare. "Just let it happen," he whispers as his fingers makes contact with where's she's wanted them all day.

She sighs at the contact and can't seem to bring herself to stop him. As long as he's quick it should be alright. The second he's finished she can excuse herself to the ladies room until she can calm down and appear normal.

Surprisingly he is working quickly. He's doing everything right, everything she needs. She closes her eyes, relaxes back against the booth and feels. Breathing through her nose is helping her stay quiet, and staying relaxed is keeping her movement to a minimum.

"Hi, you two." Zelena greets as she sits in the booth with them. "Have you ordered already?" She asks as she picks up a menu.

Regina jumps and sucks in a breath. She didn't see her sister walk in, probably because her eyes were closed, and now she's sitting in the booth with them while Robin's hand is down her skirt applying a circular pressure that makes her want to cry out.

"We have," Robin answers casually.

How can he be so calm? It's not fair. And he's still moving his fingers even though she's digging her nails into his arm. He's trying to get them caught.

Zelena looks at her and narrows her eyes. "Regina, you're all flushed. Are you alright?"

She has to answer. Her sister will know something's wrong if she doesn't. The second she opens her mouth Robin decides it's a good idea to change from circular pressure to a pinching roll. Instead of words coming out of her mouth a breathy uuuhhhh does.

Damn him. He's doing this on purpose. And now her sister knows they are getting handsy in the middle of Granny's. He'll pay for that later.

Zelena's face goes blank and her mouth drops open. It seems to take her a second to realize what's happening, that or she just doesn't want to believe it, but the second she does she's scanning both of them and leaning down to look under the table.

"Oh my God!" Zelena whispers harshly when she straightens back out and leans towards. "You're not?"

Regina turns beet red and Robin smiles sheepishly. They've been caught.

Zelena scoffs and looks around to make sure no one's within earshot before she says, "You two are like horney teenagers."

"Just two people in love," Robin says with another pinch of his fingers that has Regina whining through her pressed together lips.

"Okay," Zelena jumps and slaps her hands to the table. "Hands where I can see them you two."

"I don't think you want that," Robin shakes his head. "Mine may be a little… wet."

"Gross." Zelena cringes and wads up a napkin to throw it at Robins chest.

"We've been interrupted twice in twenty four hours," Robin reasons as he wipes his hand and shoves the napkin into his pocket. "Can you blame us?"

Regina sits up and straightens her skirt then smooths her hair behind her ears. She thought she would feel more embarrassed being caught by her sister, but she doesn't. Just feels a bit naughty, but no real remorse.

"You two go home before someone else sees you," Zelena instructs. "I'll take the kids."

Robin immediately slides from the booth and grabs her hand to pull her with him.

"Bless you." Regina whispers as she passes her sister and gives her shoulder a squeeze.

They bid their children goodnight and inform them that their Aunt Zelena wants to spend some time with them and they'll be staying the night with her.

Regina asks Granny if they can get their food to go, tells her she's not feeling well. Which she isn't, has been a little nauseous all day, but no one needs to know that. Robin just thinks it's a good excuse for them to leave early without suspicion.

Once their food is handed to them they kiss their children good night and immediately head for home.

Robin collapses beside Regina on the mattress. They are both sweat slicked and panting.

"Well, that certainly made up for all the interruptions." Regina huffs out. She's a bit hazy and light headed after coming twice in short order, but it's so worth it. She rolls over into Robin's side and rests her head to his chest. She can feel his heart beating just as rapidly as her own.

"Indeed." Robin agrees. "Maybe we should get interrupted more often."

They both look at each other and shake their heads. Not getting caught by their family is definitely better.

Robin loops his arms around her to pull her close and plants a kiss to the top of her head. "Not a bad day either way."

"Indeed," Regina smiles.