R+R PLEASE

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CHAPTER FIFTEEN: So here I am alive at last

And I'll savor every moment of this

After a rather filling dinner, Hazel and Ruby taught Djaq and Marion how to play Truth or Dare. The night was filled with laughter and petty arguments between Hazel and Ruby. Each of them had admitted a secret sexual fantasy. Details were included. Ruby dared Marion to flash the night guard. Djaq was dared to moon everyone in the room by Hazel. Marion dared Ruby to spend the rest of the night in her bra and Star Wars underwear. Djaq dared Hazel to draw a mustache on herself and stay like that all night. They ended up falling asleep by the fireplace in a dog pile with blankets. A knocking came at the door that morning, Ruby being the only one capable of getting up without waking anyone, groggily stumbled to the door and opened it. The gang was standing on the porch. Ruby let out a small "eep" and slammed the door. After realizing what she did, she opened the door enough to stick her head out. "That was rather interesting what you're wearing." Robin commented with a smirk. Ruby flipped him off. "What does that mean?" Will asked, "It's my version of biting my thumb at someone." Ruby explained. "I dare say that's not proper behavior for a lady!" Much exclaimed in aghast. "I never said I was proper. Now go away before Guy pops up for a surprise visit!" she said slamming the door shut. She walked back to the fireplace to go back to sleep.

TEN MINUTES LATER:

Marion woke up to a knocking on the door. She woke up and saw that Ruby's head was on her side. She poked Ruby's head until she woke up. "What?" Ruby whined, "Someone's at the door." Marion answered, yawning. "Then go see who it is and leave me alone." Ruby grumbled. "I can't with your head on me." Marion replied. Ruby reluctantly removed her head from Marion's side. Marion stood up groggily, "Now I can't go back to sleep without my pillow!" Ruby whined. "Well then come with me." Marion retorted. It took a little effort to help Ruby up but they did it. They wiped the sleep from their eyes and opened the door. Guy of Gisbourne was standing on the porch in his usual black leather. "Good morning ladies. Lady Ruby that is some interesting clothing you've got on." He said, looking her up and down. "What?" Ruby began before realizing she was still in her bra and Star Wars undies. "Oh fuck my life!" she mumbled before standing behind Marion. "Where's the other?" he asked, "What other?" Marion asked thinking he knew about Djaq, "The mouthy one. I believe her name was Hazel." He answered. Marion felt a wave of relief. "She wouldn't shut up so I had to eat her." Ruby answered with a straight face. Marion hid her giggles behind her hand.

"What?" Guy said with a horrified look. "Guy, chill it's a joke. She's still sleeping." Ruby replied with a smile. "Who's still sleeping?" said Hazel coming up behind them with the mustache still on her face. Guy looked startled at the mustache. "Aren't you going tell her?" Marion asked quietly, Ruby shook her head. "Forgive me milady but I believe you have something on your face." Guy said. "What?" Hazel replied. Marion and Ruby bit their lips to contain their laughter. "Right here." Guy explained to pointing to his own face. "No I don't. You just tricking me." Hazel said. Marion and Ruby looked down to hide their smiles. "No I'm not. Here." Guy said pulling out his dagger so Hazel could look at her reflection. "YOU GUYS ARE SUCH ASSHOLES!" she yelled, Marion and Ruby couldn't contain their laughter anymore and just let it out. After the laughter subsided, Marion said, "I'm sorry about that. What brings us the pleasure of your visit Sir Guy?"

"I was passing. Just wanted to check up on you so I bring good news to your father." He said. "Well thank you Sir Guy that's very kind." Ruby said. "You are most welcome. Also, if you plan on doing on some gardening, don't plan on being outside too long. It's going to be a hot day." He said. "Again, thank you." Ruby said. He bowed and turned and walked away. As they watched him ride off, Hazel yelled out, "CAN I SEE YOU NAKED SOMETIME?" Ruby pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed. "What?" Hazel exclaimed, "Can you not think with your hormones?" Ruby asked. Hazel thought for a moment, "Not really." She answered.

Ruby rolled her eyes as Marion shut the door. "I think we owe the gang a visit." Marion said, "They won't be at the camp." Djaq said startling them. "Where will they be?" Hazel asked, "There's a river not too far from the old camp. That's where they go when it's hot out. They spend the entire day there." Djaq answered with a sly smile. "To this river we shall go." Ruby said.

SHERWOOD FOREST

After another filling meal, they headed to the river following Djaq's lead. Hazel and Ruby were playing their movie trivia game as they walked. "' Well he still wants to be with my mom so I guess that makes him a dyke.' Name that movie!" Ruby said, "'The Adventures of Sebastian Cole.' That was too easy; we've seen that movie at least a hundred times. Challenge me!" Hazel replied, "Alright. Here's a tricky one. 'I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt, and if you never get hurt you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely just go to the record store and visit your friends.' Name that movie!" Ruby quizzed, Hazel thought for a few moments. "'Empire Records'?" She answered, "Nope. 'Almost Famous.'" Ruby said. "We're here." Djaq said quietly as they stopped at the top of a valley/ditch type thing. "I feel like spying." Ruby said, they all nodded and hid in a thicket. Robin, Will, Allan, and Little John were wrestling and playing in the water as Much stood on the bank with his back to the girls. "Come on Much!" Robin yelled. Ruby and Hazel had stifle their laughter. Marion and Djaq gave them weird looks. "He said 'come.'" Hazel explained. "No." Much replied, "Much we won't laugh." Allan said, "We're all men here. It's not like you have something we haven't seen or don't have." Allan stood up and showed himself off in his naked glory. The girls' jaws dropped. "Now I wouldn't mind wrapping my legs around him." Ruby said in a daze. Allan was pretty well built not mention well hung. While Much was distracted trying to tell Allan off, Will came out to push Much in the water and they gasped. The carpenter was also well built and well hung. "Hey Djaq, I bet you wouldn't mind riding that horse." Hazel teased. Will pushed Much into the water and laughed as he screamed. "That's not funny!" he yelled. "Just take off the clothes, Much." Robin said. Much finally gave in. He got out of the water and started stripping. Turns out Much was hiding a lot under his clothes. So far he was the biggest. "Dibs." Hazel said practically drooling. The guys were just as surprised. "See? This is why I didn't want to de robe myself." Much said. Robin just smirked, "Come on in. The water's great." He said. "I wonder if Robin and Little John are just as impressive." Ruby said, "I know Robin is." Marion replied. "You've seen it?!" Ruby said, "It was an accident." Marion answered. "Sure it was." Hazel teased. "Little John isn't so little either." Djaq said, "his wife told me."

As Ruby watched Allan, all sorts of scenarios were running through her head. "I just had an evil thought." Hazel said with a devious smile. "We should steal their clothes." They all looked at each other matching smiles. They waited until the boys were completely distracted before they sneaked down the hill to where the clothes were. "I'm not being funny but what do you think the girls would say they saw us like this?" Allan asked. "I'd say you'd better be fast runners just you got robbed!" Ruby exclaimed. The boys turned and saw the girls had their clothes. "Now ladies, don't do anything foolish." Robin warned. "Like running off with your clothes?" Hazel said taking off. Marion, Djaq, and Ruby followed suit. The boys jumped out and ran after them. The girls had run into a fork. Four paths. "Let's split up." Ruby said. They agreed and took off down different paths. Allan saw them split up. "We should do the same as the girls and split up." He said. They too also agreed and took off after the girls. Allan followed the path that Ruby took. He could hear her laughter at the chase. She came to clearing and decided to leave a piece of clothing. She dropped his underwear and climbed up a tree with the rest of clothes over her shoulder. She sat herself on a branch and waited. Allan stopped and noticed his underwear. He picked them up and slid them on. "I was enjoying the view." Ruby's voice rang out. Allan looked in the direction of her voice and saw her in the tree. He smiled. "Can I have the rest of my clothes?" he asked, "You have to say please." Ruby said. Allan mock sighed and said, "Can I PLEASE have the rest of my clothes?" Ruby smiled and dropped them before climbing down from the tree. As soon as her feet touched the ground, Allan tackled her. They fell with Allan on top staddling her and Ruby on her back. "You are a naughty girl!" Allan exclaimed, "I should punish you." He started tickling her and she started screaming and laughing. "ALLAN! STOP!" she laughed, "Not until you say mercy!" Allan said laughing as well. "NEVER!" she answered, "Then I won't stop!"

"ALRIGHT! YOU WIN! MERCY!" she said. Allan stopped and looked down at her. "Now was that so hard?" he teased, Ruby thought for a moment. "Actually it was." She answered looking into Allan's eyes. The blue orbs were so hypnotizing. The air around became thick as Allan leaned down and pressed his lips to Ruby's. Though Ruby wanted to push him away, she couldn't. Because every time their lips touched, her brain shut off. She wrapped her arms around his neck to pull their bodies closer. Allan gave in and pressed his entire body to hers. She felt his tongue ask for entrance and she granted it to him. She moaned as their tongues met. They continued like that until they heard someone clear their throat. They pulled away and saw Marion, Djaq, and Hazel standing their with smirks. Ruby noticed a mark on Marion's neck and smiled. "Been getting busy?" Hazel said, Ruby flipped her off and got out from under Allan. "I could say the same for Marion." Ruby teased. Marion blushed. "I'll see you later Allan." Ruby said, "See you later." He replied with a devilish smile. The girls headed back for Marion's house.