Chapter 5

A/n: Sorry for taking so long to update, this one will be a long one maybe. The last one was a killer to write took me a while to recover. But on with the story! See previous chapters for Disclaimer.


"What are you doing? Andrea!" Okane screamed at the television set. She had given up on the broken piece of junk awhile ago. She was now pleasantly watching Spanish soap opera's with Cate and their Grandma. Since their incident earlier they were all to sore to do anything that required energy.

"Sometimes I don't understand these things," Cate said rolling off the couch.

"Why because they are in Spanish?" Their grandma questioned standing up and slowly walking into the kitchen.

"No, because it's supposed to be an Opera and in an opera they sing but when they are in Spanish they don't sing. Just have lots of fights and hardcore sex," Cate stated getting some pretty weird stares from the other 2.

"Well you girlie's be good I have a bowling competition tonight I'm meeting your grandfather at the bowling alley. We will be back around about midnight, don't wait up. Night girls and NO MORE FIGHTING," their grandma said slinging her purse over her shoulder and walking out into the fresh Michigan night air.

Cate and Okane looked at each other, "Yeah right," they said in unison getting ready to charge. Okane was the first to make a move she dove out of her chair and extended her arms towards Cate. But Cate using quick reflexes, hurriedly dogged out of the way. When Okane hit floor she felt Cate body slam her from above, she let out a painful moan as she tried to regain her breath.

"You will never over power me!!! I have a bowl full of jelly," Cate bragged ready to jump on Okane again. Only this time Okane was ready for it and she rolled out of the way and watch Cate come crash down on her self. Okane crouched up ready to tackle Cate when there was a rumbling noise beneath them. They looked at each other wide eyed, they tried to get out of the way but the floor cracked and they fell down into the basement.

AN HOUR LATER

"Hello Okane we got your stuff," a gruffly voice called at the front door. The man frantically pushed the doorbell over and over before resorting to pounding on it.

Dev woke up to his continual frantic yelling for someone to answer the door. She held her head in frustration. "VEGETA, just open the stupid door its not locked."

Vegeta looked at Dev on the ground before nodding and turning the handle to reveal the door was most certainly unlocked. "I hate you," he said before shuffling in. Dev moaned before slowly standing up and following his lead.

"Okane," they both yelled walking through the kitchen. Before no time they had spotted the gigantic hole in the living room floor. Taking no chances Vegeta turned around and walked to the basement figuring that the hole leads there.

As he walked down stairs he noticed dust everywhere. He found the portion of the basement that had wood pieces everywhere and cautiously walked towards it. Seeing neither Cate nor Okane he impulsively ripped through the mess.

"Are they down here?" Dev asked walking down the stairs taking in the sight. She quickly ducked out of the way when a board came flying at her head. "VEGETA," she shouted walking over to where the board landed and storming toward Vegeta intending to whack him with it. When he grabbed the board out of her hand and torn off a little white note.

"What is this?" Vegeta questioned hurrying back upstairs to read it in the light. Dev froze watching him before following him upstairs to look at his discovery.

Upstairs she found Vegeta staring at the note with his jaw wide open; she walked over to see what was up. "What's up?" She asked taking the piece of paper out of his hand. She read the note out loud, "To whoever it may or may not concern we have taken these 2 beautiful girls and have kidnapped them. DON'T come looking for them because they like it where we are taking them. We will return them never to the sad, poor, pitiful life they once lived. Signed, the kidnapper of pretty women to take them away from their terrible life to make it as good as it should be."

Dev burst out laughing at the ridiculous note that her sister had forge. Apparently they were running from Kurama and whoever else they had picked up. Or they wanted nothing to do with the hole in their grandma's living room floor. 'Hm...Vegeta doesn't know it's a fake, and I guess I'm not suppose to either so I'll keep it a secret……For a while,' she silently thought to herself before turning to Vegeta and hitting him out of his stupor. "Come on let stash these things in Cate's room and go search for them."

ON THE ISLAND

"What are we suppose to do?" Yusuke cowered underneath a palm tree.

"Well if a certain idiot hadn't smashed the communicator into a thousand tiny pieces we would be able to call for help and get out of here," Hiei eyed Yusuke.

"If it hadn't said 'Beep. Communication through past dimensions is forbidden. Beep.' Then I wouldn't of jumped on it," Yusuke argued his side.

"And it wouldn't of said that if you hadn't ran us through the wall sending us to that dimension," Hiei shouted putting up a good fight.

"And I wouldn't of had to do that if a gothic midget hadn't been stupid enough to lose his sword in the first place," Yusuke retorted, seeming as if he won Hiei reputed with another attack.

"I wouldn't of lost my sword if a dimwitted, smart mouth, punk hadn't forced me to attempt to attack him."

"I wouldn't have cracked that joke if Kurama hadn't challenged you of all people to a romance game," Yusuke laughed remembering the whole thing in his head.

Suddenly Hiei turned and faced Kurama who was still trying to help the boy. "KURAMA ITS ALL YOUR FAULT," he screamed at the top of his lungs falling on the ground.

"Nice way to win," Sano giggled under his breath give Yusuke a low high five.

Yusuke slapped his hand, and then something caught his eye. His new friend wasn't wearing clothes only bandage wraps. Quickly he took off his shirt and handed it to Sano. "You need this more then me right now."

Sano looked at Yusuke for a second before feeling an unpleasant draft, "Thanks," he whispered taking Yusuke's shirt.

Kenshin sat up on the wet sand and stared out into the distance. They had been stuck on the island for about an hour now.

Karou and Kurama were the only people allowed to go near the little boy. The boy's status had greatly gone up after they had gotten him to start breathing on his own and he was about to open his eyes when he screeched bloody murder and passed out again. Looking at each other in confusion Kurama and Karou slowly turned the boy to the side and discovered a whole mess of cuts and scraps. Now almost an hour later they were finishing up their little operation, while everyone else just sat there.

Kenshin was at wits end with boredom, usually he would have found something to occupy him. But there was nothing to be done, nothing to make a fire, nothing to build a shelter, nothing to wash, nothing to explore. They were stuck on a sand bar out in the middle of nowhere, they only thing they had to provide shad from the ever worsening sun was 2 palm tree's (not bearing any fruit) sitting in the center of everything. And everything in this sense means absolutely NOTHING. He fell back down on the sand and tried to sleep.

Yahiko like Kenshin laid in the sand; he too was bored out of his brains. But unlike some other people there he had a great imagination. Yahiko quickly getting an idea stood up he looked around and spotted Hiei laying there. Searching around some more he found a crab. Carefully he picked up the crab as to not get pinched, and then slowly he crept up to Hiei making no noise wutsoever. Waiting for a few seconds trying to make this prefect as he slowly moved to set the crab on Hiei's bare chest, the crab retaliated and snapped at him causing him to lose all concentration and toss the crab towards Karou, Kurama, and the boy.

The crab went flying right into Karou's hair and reacting quickly she screamed and jumped up and down trying to get the thing that was clenching tightly to her head. Everybody hearing her jolted their attention her way, Yusuke, Yahiko, and Sano fell over grabbing there sides in much laughter. Kenshin and Kurama hurried to help only to be smacked away by Karou, creating the trio to laugh harder. Hiei having no clue what was going on watched in slight amusement.

Now that the boy was being totally ignored he picked the perfect time to open his big blue eyes and witness the future that had been bestowed on him. It was defiantly not what he expected; he thought that there would be a bunch of doctors or scary things surrounding him. But no what he saw was something far different even better then he could of imagined, there was a weird looking lady yelling her head off trying to get a crab out of her already messing hair, two redheaded boys trying their hardest to help her but failing miserably, a guy not that far away from him laying watching everything, and three boys rolled up on the ground laughing hysterically.

Slowly he sat up and winced at the pain in his back, making up his mind and deciding to be tough like his nowhere to be seen dad he stuck out the pain. As the chaos around him continued he first smiled, and then chuckled, then feeling totally heeled started laughing with all his might.

Everyone hearing the strange laughter stopped what they were doing and looked at the little boy. At that moment Kenshin and Kurama jumped on Karou and removed the crab swiftly without any pain for her.

SOMEWHERE ELSE

Botan walked nervously down the halls of spirit world. She had woken up from her unconscious state and hoped that Okane had contacted Koenma and informed him. As she approached the door her knee's buckled and her arm froze when it reached the handle. Gulping and taking one last breath she built up the nerve to open the door.

"Botan," Koenma's voice spoke. "Don't worry about losing the boys, we found them."

When she heard those words a huge weight was taken off her shoulders and she felt as light as a feather. "Where are they sir?" She asked trying hard not to get to excited.

"They showed up in the middle of the Indian Ocean. There are other people with them, I just sent a rescue crew out to get them," Koenma notified her hopping out of his chair. He walked over to Botan. "We have also been able to identify the thief's. Thief 1- Vegeta, he is a different race, and from a totally different dimension. Thief 2- Dev, Okane's sister, I'm sure you know her. I have my suspicions about Okane I believe that she is behind this."

"Okane? What would Okane want with all that stuff? Isn't Hiei and Yusuke her friend and Kurama her boyfriend? Why would she steal that stuff if she could just borrow it?" Botan questioned Koenma's logic.

"Well, for starters Dev is her sister. And another reason she is the only person that I know of who can take people from dimensions. She is a tricky girl she doesn't need a reason for the things she does. She has been proved mentally unfit."

Botan seeing where he was coming from; Okane had been known to pull off some unbelievable, insane, stuff that made no sense at all to anyone but herself. Though Botan's opinion hadn't changed she had to agree with her boss. "Alright Koenma when they get back do you want us to investigate it?"

"A-duh Botan," he stated quickly before digging his face into food that George had just brought in. "Ogre, cheers again on the brilliant food."

"Thank you Koenma sir," George smiled thankful for the praise. "I use-" he started before a loud noise from the hallway interrupted him.

"KOENMA," A loud booming voice shouted in the hallway. Soon after Koenma's office doors were busted down. "Koenma what is going on?" The voice revealing itself as Yusuke's.

"Yusuke glad to see…where's your shirt?" Koenma looked at him, then noticing the many people behind him. "Okay? Yusuke can we sit down and discuss your latest project," Koenma sighed waving everyone in waiting to here of everything that had happened.

AT GRANDMA'S HOUSE

"Alright I'm in," Okane whispered into her microphone which was connected to Cate outside. Her eyes searched frantically around for people, with her luck there was no one. She tip-toed over to where the orange orb lay and picked it up. She slowly turned around to leave when something caught her eye. It was Hiei's sword and all the other stuff she had asked for. Without thinking she threw the sphere out the window and ran at the items. She grabbed for the bag at her side; she reached for Sano's red ribbon carefully and stuck it in the bag.

Outside a confused Cate looked up at the window rubbing her head, "Ow Okane that really hurt, that hit my head. Hello Okane, I don't hear an apology. OKANE are you listening to me? I hear someone coming get out here." Cate watched inside as her Grandpa came out of his room and walked near the kitchen. "Okane G-pa is walking into the kitchen he'll see me through, oh you know, THIS BIG GLASS DOOR, oh you know LOCATED IN THE KITCHEN." She listened for a respond from Okane, when none came she abandoned her post and jumped into the nearest flowerbed.

Okane stood silent when she heard Cate tell her that their Grandpa was in the kitchen. 'That means,' she thought looking at the clock, 'HE'S GETTING READY FOR WORK! He takes forever, if I move then the floor will make a noise and he will hear it and com-,' Okane's face turned evil. She finished putting the things in her bag before telling Cate her plan. "Cate I'm gonna move, you watch for G-pa. When he goes upstairs go and pick up all our stuff on the deck. I'll count to 3 after you tell me he's going up the stairs. When I say 3 you better have all our equipment up and hidden along with yourself, cause I'm jumping out the window on that command. Got it?"

"Got it," Cate whispered back moving up so she could watch her grandfather in the kitchen and still not be seen.

Okane taking a deep breath and going over the plan in her head one last time started stomping to the window. As if on cue her grandpa headed for the stairs. When he hit the first step Cate signaled count, as she leapt out of the bushes and ran back on the porch.

"1" Okane breathed slowly watching Cate out the window. Cate was scrambling, she attempted to move the large pulley they had, but stumbled.

"2" Cate recovered and managed to get everything. But the Orange ball, Okane froze as she yelled for Cate to get that as she heard her g-pa reach the top of the stairs and move towards the door faster then he was moving before. Okane having no more time jumped out the window.

"3" she whispered as she fell threw the air. She got ready to land on her feet, but turned in the air. Not being able to fix her mistake she closed her eyes ready to crash through yet another floor for the second time that day.

Cate watching her cousin jump to soon chucked the orb far away and made a mad dash at Okane about ready to hit the ground. She made it just in time and with enough force to push them both through the railing and into the flowerbed. They both sat silently as they heard their grandfather look out the window and curse the teenagers that had done that while he was sleeping. He turned on his heel and made for the damage. Okane and Cate in the mean time let out a sigh of relief before scurrying out of the flowerbed and grabbing everything they could and running off into the morning horizon.


A/n: phew was that scary or what? I was so scared while I was writing that my heart slowed down. Jeje, anyway, yea I guess it's kinda short but Hey! Give me a break that was full of way to much comedy then I've ever written in one chapter, I laughed my whole way through it up until the last scene where Okane and Cate almost got caught. Well bed for me, next chapter will be up soon I promise cuz you know once I get writing a story again I gotta write like 3 chapters in a row. So next update soon I promise. Don't forget to review please, this is the story I get the most reviews for in a short period of time. YOU PPL ROCK I LOVE YOU!!!!! Peace fuzz nutts out!