A/n: new scenes are in larger bold print. And after this chapter I'm going to write it from an all knowing p.o.v. and in past tense. It's easier for me to write.

September 21, the first day of school.

"Ding, dings…DING!"My stupid alarm clock has a dump ring.

"SAUKRA! HURRY UP AND GET OUT OF BED OR IM GOIN TO TAKE YOUR TURN IN THE SHOWER!"

Darling sister Suzuko, she can't stand it when I sleep late.

"I'M UP YOU DOBE!"

"Three, six, nine, the goose drank wine, the monkey chewed tobacco in the good cart line, and the line broke the monkey got choked, and they all went to heaven in a little row boat…" my cell phone ring, the clapping song. Hehehehe.

"Hello?"

"Hey sakura, guess what! I'm bringing the whole class ramen to day!"Naruto the lovable dork.

"Did you know that two much of that stuff can kill you?" like he cares.

"NO my beloved ramen will never harm a fly! Good bye Sakura!"

Well that could have gone better. Naruto has been my friend since grade school. He loves ramen, you propley noticed, and he will do anything to prove he's the best. He's to dense to notice Hinata constantly looking at him and blushing likes crazy when he speaks to her. Hinata has been one of my buddies since grade school too. She is a very, quite, gentle, and very shy.

Any way. I am going to shower and dress. Have you ever had the feeling that something was going to happen, not bad but not good. You just know it going to. That's how I fell eating my breakfast today.

"Hey Suzuko, will you give me a ride to school?"

"Sure. Hurry and get ready." Wow my sis is willing to be nice." I said hurry forehead girl!" I take that back.

First period.

Well, this is going to be fun. My first period is with Kakashi. He is always late. I think it because his mind is permanently in the gutter. Oh god, here come trouble.

"Sup pinky girl? Sucks doesn't it." What a nice hello.

"What sucks? The fact that I'm stuck in the same school as UCHIHA SASUKE!" I yelled the last part to get the girls in the rooms' attention. For some reason the girls think chicken hair boy is hot. That proves how shallow a girl can get.

"OH MY GOD! LOOK, IT SASUKE!" Some girl yelled.

"MARRY ME SASUKE!" a least 7 girls shouted that.

"Sorry class, I got lost on the road of life, and had to and old lady with her cat, then..."

"LIAR." Naruto has just walked into the room.

"N-n-naruto, how are you?" Hinta has a slight stutter.

"Class, for your first assignment, I want you to write an essay on some one you've known your whole life."

"I guess that means I'm writing about you sakura. Hey I should write about the time you fell out of the tree and got a big whole in your pants and every one could see your oink soccer undies. Hahahaha!"

" Sasuke… if you write that I write about the time you were sleep walking and you went out side and peed on your nieborghs cat. Hahahahaha!" I got stories too.

"You wouldn't".

"Oh I would and might."

"Fine. Do it I dare you." He should know to never dare me, I never turn one down.

"BBBBBBRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!"

"Later pinky."

"Bye stickbutt."

Time for p.e.

"Today we are going to play soccer" YES! I rock at soccer. I'm the captain for the Kohona Ninjas.

So far this has been a boring da-OH MY GOD.

"SASUKE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

I'm walking by the science lab and I see a picture of me, enlarged a few times, with my ripped pants and pink soccer underwear.

"I'm so glad my mom took that picture."

"This means war Uchiha." I'm grinding through my teeth.

"Bring it forehead."

"Honk! honk!"

"Sakura, come on, mom and dad want to see you before you go to practice" my sister is so loud.

"Coming!"

"Waaaaawaaa! Sakura, my science teacher, orichumara (sp?), partnered me with Nara Shikamara!" it like god is punishing me today.

"What's so bad about that? Shika is like a genius." I mean it he is freakin smart!

"Saskue in my class and I could have been his partner!" will the tocher ever stop?

"Can you get me his number?" apparently not. O.m.g. that's how I can get my revenge.

"Sure Ino. Its298-0345." Have fun Sasuke.

"Later."

Home

"Sakura. Before the school year gets to deep we wanted to tell you that , me and your father are moving to America." I think now would be a good time for my big mouth to open.

"You and your sister will be living with the Uchiha until we move back."

On no. now my life is moving to the pits of the underworld.

"All your stuff is packed and in the car we'll drive you there now."

"Wait… what? Your moving to America and leaving us here?" wow, this might be fun.

"Well kinda. We thought it would be good for you to finish school here.

As we're walking out to the car, I realize that for the rest of my high school life, I'm going to be living with sasuke. Great I'm now in the 4th ring of hell.

"Hey sakura, hello Suzuko" Mrs.Uchiha sys as she hugs each of us.

"Welcome to out home girls. I hope you enjoy your stay with us." Mr. Uchiha welcomes us.

"Hey Suzuko, saskura. Want to go to the mall Suzuko?"

"sure." O.m.g. is that a blush on my sister?

"Sakura? What on earth are you doing here?"

"I have come to seek my revenge by evading your home and using anything I can to embaress you. Duh." slow minded loser.

Wait… what's that! Where'd he get the squirt gun? And what with the look on his face. What's that green stuff in that bucket? Oh no…