A/n: I dint write it in the other chapters so I will write it now. I do not and never will own Naruto! Now that that's cleared up.

"Sasuke… what do you plan to do with that squirt gun of yellow stuff and bucket of green stuff?" Sakura asked as she slowly backed away.

"Well with this yellow stuff, A.k.a. Mustered, I plan to make your clothes and possibly flesh yellow. And with this bucket of green glue I plan to pour it on you and then you will back up and a bucket of feathers will land on you. And then I will take a pic and post it on my chat room." Well that's well thought out.

"I don't believe you?"

Yes you do.

Who the hell are you?

Your conches.

What ever. He would not do that to me.

Yes he would

Squirt

"Ahhhhhh!!! You jerk this was my favorite sweater" She emphasized the word was.

"Now for the glue"

"Sasuke if you…"

Splash.

At that moment Sakura forgot his prediction and walked right into his trap. As the feather settled around her she heard a click and saw a flash.

"my, this will be the perfect pic for my description for you' loves to fly eat worms and bath outdoors. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I can't believe you walked right into!!"

"Sasuke if you post that picture you will suffer!" If he could have seen Sakuras face under the glue and feathers he would have seen she was turning red with anger.

"What are you going to do about it? Fly through my bedroom window and peck me to death?!" he was skating on thin ice.

Sakura start to chase him around the mansion. Yelling things like' you will die at me mercy' and 'this is your last chance to live a long life'. The others, Itachi and Suzuko, just stared very bored looking.

"So want to head to the mall" Itachi tied to sound more enthusiastic but couldn't.

"Sure. There only going to keep this up for an hour at the most."

Uchiha pool room.


"god, I know you live here but do you have to be every where I plan to go" Sakura was very annoyed. It seemed every where she went Sasuke was already there.

"Yes I already said I plan to make life horrid for you." Sasuke replied in a bored tone, like he had explained this a million times to his best friend Naruto.

"I hate you."

"I know you don't mean that."

"Your right. I don't hate you, just dislike you so much as to sick the most vicious flirt in the world on you." Now was the perfect time to worry him

"What? Who did you give my number to Sakura?" Sasuke was so worried you could actually see his eyes already picturing some fan girl putting him in a bear hug, squeezing the life out of him/

"Oh just my b.f.f. forever."

"Sakura you didn't?"

"I did".

"You…" just then Sasuke was cut of by the sound of simple plans "shut up" playing. His cell was ringing.

"Hello" Sasuke meekly answered.

"Oh my god. Sasuke? I can't believe she really gave me your number!!!" shirked Ino on the other line.

"Me either?"

"Want to..."

Click

Ino had been cut of by Sasuke who hung up the phone.

How could she give Ino my number? Does she want be to die of instantly?

Probley.

Who are you and what are you doing in my head.

I'm inner you. And I'm here to help solve all your problems.

Riiiiight. Any way. Get out

No I will stay and win the fairy of the monkey's heart (occ)

What the... I'm an idiot.

Yup. Now how are we going to get sakura back?

Well instead of the enter net I can enlarge that chicken photo and post it at school?

You did that with the under pants photo already. You can make some hilarious comment about her forehead. it is the perfect target.

Hey the stupid me has a good idea.

Thank- hey wait a Monet

"Hey Sakura, are trying out for the soccer team this year?

"Yeah I always try out and always make center forward."

"Cool can I join the team"

"Yeah, sure I'll take you. Their tomorrow before school"

"Thanks"

School soccer fields.

"Hurano, front and center, literally."

"Yes coach. Hey coach think I'll make captain this year? Hahaha!"

"Yup I need you help this year with the freshman teams."

"Next… Uchiha Sasuke?"

"Here!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" at least every girl on the field shrieked.

"What position would you like?"(They already made the team and are getting first pick of positions then are going to watch the others try out)

"I want forward left wing"

"You got it.'

"So Sakura, does it feel good to have grown out of the large forehead stage? I mean it was huge. I'm not sure how one person's forehead could be so large. It amazing!"

With that tones of people turned to stare at sakura.

"Sasuke" sakura grinded his name through her teeth.

"If.you.know.whats good. For. You. Will. Run!!" she meant it

Sasuke bolted. He knew he hit her in a painful spot and should run. What he didn't know was she had intentions of her own. She planned to Conner him near the girl's locker room and gives him no other choice than to go in and lock the door

"I have you now Uchiha no where to run!!" Sasuke was cornered but he saw a door. Chance of survival.

"Hahaha, you'll never take me alive sakura!"

When Sasuke entered the door he heard screams of girls and turned to see, uh oh!! He was in the girl's locker room

Outside Sakura was turning on her video camera and waiting outside. Just then Sasuke ran out of the room and down the hall, followed by half dressed girls.

"Hahah! That's what you get for talking smack 'bout my forehead!!!"

Later in Computer tech class Sakura posted the video on the school web page, she played it in slow motion so it looked like he was walking out of the locker room. As she watched the scene she whispered to herself

"The war has only begun Sasuke, 2 pts for me." As she said this a small smirk graced her lips.

In the other side of the school Sasuke was plotting his next attack. He had a list of supplies

Revenge for me!!!!!

old baby album

big banner

funny quote

big tub of anything sticky and dye

As he admired his handy work he heard his best friend cracking up behind him

"Naruto what's so funny?"

"Look at the school web page!!!" he whispered trying to not fall out of his seat

Sasuke logged on and saw the Video

"THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING SAUKRA. PREPARE FOR EMBARREMENT!!!!!" across the school Sakura could her Sasuke and silently smiled knowingly

"Bring the heat Uchiha, bring the heat

A/N: ok. This was a sucks chapter, but come on. Im new at this. In think you guys have figured out buy now that sasuke is going to be out of character. And the others like Naruto, Hinta, Neji, Tenten, Skika, and Kiba come in later. I hate school so there won't be a lot of things taking place in class and there will be a lot of soccer games and pranks being pulled at the school and any other possible place I can think of.