A/n: okay, I'm really, really, very, sorry. Not only did it take me a while to update, but the last chapter was really short. I'll work harder and TRY to not procrastinate.

"Dude, I get your into the whole revenge thing, but isn't this a little drastic?" Naruto wondered aloud.

"Never, she will pay for what she has done. Muhahahaha!" screamed a sugar high Sasuke.

"um, Naruto, maybe giving him all those Gatorades and Snickers was a bad idea." commented Neji. Neji was one of Sasuke best buds, along with Shikamura(sp?) and Lee ( who they rarely hung with and think might be gay).

" troublesome." Shika had a tendency to give this one word response in a lot of situations.

" the power of youth is strong in Sasuke-kun!" shouted Lee.

" there's no way Sakura is getting away with what she did!"

"Dude! What did she do that was so bad?" Questioned Neji.

Sasuke fell on his knees, anime tears streaming down his face. He clung to Lee's spandex shirt.

" it was terrible!" he said between sobs." She made me,"

"yes?" Naruto urged him on.

" she made me look bad in front of the coach!" he sobbed.

" that it?" they questioned the hysteric Uchiha in unison.

Flashback

" Haruno!"

" yes!"

" where's Uchiha?".

" why, I do not know. Maybe he does not feel as passionate about this glorious sport as I do." Sakura hammed it up.

Just then Sasuke bolted onto the field. In between pants he managed to sat,

"Sorry-pant-I'm-pant-late-pan-I-was looking for-pant-pant- that being of evil!" he pointed accusingly at Sakura. She looked a fended.

" Sasuke, Sakura was punctual, unlike you. Don't think that because your father has a controlling share in the school, you can't get kicked my team!" she shouted.

" Coach I,"

" save it, you can take your five labs no."

"but-"

" oh, and you can do 100 push ups as well."

"but-"

"coach, maybe you shouldn't push him so much, his fragile body might not be able to handle it." Sakura added to the conversation.

Sasuke let a low growl leave his throat.

" thank- you for your input Mrs. Haruno, but I'm sure Uchiha-san can handle it."

After all was said, Sasuke started his laps. All the way he was plotting his revenge. After practice he called an emergency meeting with his friends at his house Cough-mansion-cough. Lee just showed up.

So as the other four boys watched their insane friend plot his plan for revenge, they couldn't help but worry for Sakura. She had started a war that she was destined(Neji) to lose. Sasuke was the king of kings of pranks. If anyone could pull of a high school ruining prank it was their friend.

Just then Naruto remembered the time a prank went a little wrong(cough-almost-cough-burned-cough-down-cough-town-cough)

Sasuke had planned to scare some teacher during the Halloween festival. In the graveyard near the school he lit some candles and planted some bones every where. Then he dressed lee up as on old hag, and sat him in the middle of the bones and candles.

When the teachers heard the chanting, they went strait to it and where frozen at the sight before them. Too, bad that Gai was with them. He amenity recognized Lee and freaked out.

"lee, what is wrong with you!" he shouted.

"I'm sorry shaming you Gai-sensei!" lee shouted

"lee'.

"sensei."

"lee"

"sensei".

Just then Naruto couldn't help it. he fell out of his spot in the tree laughing like a hyena.

" what is wrong with you guys? You look so gay!" he screamed!

" oh my god. Naruto! You on fire!" shouted Iruka sensei.

"what! Ahhhhhh!!!!!" Naruto started running around screaming.

"stop, drop, and roll! You dode."

When Sasuke called him a dode, Naruto lunged at him and missed. He hit a patch of dry grass and the fire left Naruto on spread. It went too quickly to be stomped out. They all started to panic. All of a sudden, a blast of water drenched the students and teachers.

When to smoke cleared, they saw Kakashi smiling behind his book.(so they think)

"yo."

"thanks kakashi" Anko bowed gratefully.

"you should try to dim that fire personality of yours Naruto.

" haha, very funny."

Naruto couldn't help but silently chuckle at the memory. That when he and Sasuke had just started to be sorta, kinda, barely there, be friends.

That idea would have been great if Sasuke had given him a better hiding spot. It wasn't his fault he had fallen. If Lee didn't seem so gay and have this weird resemblance to Gai. He would have had a better chance of not catching fire( he with never where flannel again, it catches like a match.) and the killer headache he earned.

"muhahahahahahaha!" Sasukes insane laughter woke him from his funny memory.