A/N: okay, okay! I know. I haven't updated in a while, but I've been busy! Anyway, I started doing "The Big Prank" but decide to use it for a different chapter. Instead I'm going to use one to humiliate her but its kind of complicated.

Uchiha Home

Suzuko was happily sitting on the couch watching CNN before school. Yumi decide to take charge of "What's hers".

"Hi Suzu!"

"Hn."

"What's up?".

"Not your IQ." Suzuko stated calmly.

"Hey! My IQ is rather high! I got a 150 on my S.A.Ts!".

"…" Suzuko just stared at her wondering how she made it to collage.

Yumi snatched the remote from her and changed it to Disney channel.

"Oh! Look, it's Bill Nye! I love him!"

"Yumi, you're an idiot." Suzuko stated as she took back the remote. The tug-o-wared the remote for a while when…BAM! Yumi maybe be stupid but she has a great left hook. "What the… you just punched me!" Screamed Suzuko.

"So wha- AHHHHHH!" Suzuko tackled Yumi to the floor and was tangled with her within seconds. Sakura walked in, took the remote off the couch, looked over at her sister and changed the channel to cartoon network.

"Hey Suzuko." She said, eyes glued to the TV.

"Morning Sakura, have a good day at school." Suzuko managed to grunt out.

At School

"Are you all clear on the plan?" asked Sasuke. He was striving for perfection.

"Yeah, yeah."Responded Shikamaru, who wished to be cloud gazing.

"Good. After 6th Naruto will distract her towards the drama room. Then Kiba Will lead her over to the over com."

"Then I will ask her to help me with my 'lines'." Finished Neji.

"Are you sure we should be doing this to Sakura-Chan?" Questioned Naruto.

"It's totally fine. The only one to worry is Neji she might disenable him to have children."

"Great"

BRING. The bell rang through out the school.

1st Period

Neji, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Random dude, Kakashi.

"Hey Sakura-Chan." Sasuke coolly walked over to Sakura's desk.

"Hi Sasuke-Kun. Did you see Suzoko-Chan and Yumi-San this morning?" She tried to stifle a giggle. She knew something was wrong, he had added the suffix to her name.

"Yeah, I tripped over your sister's leg. Or was it Yumis arm?" He sat in concentration for a moment. "Anyway, how's the wrist?"

"Ah! The stupid thing is sooo itchy!" Sasuke laugh as she scrunched up her face trying to push a pencil in her cast to itch her arm.

"Hey, when we meet up in history, tell me what happened in the pedophiles class and I'll tell you what happened in Genmas."

"cool."

"Later." He walked away trying to avoid as many fan girls as he could.

"Sorry class but I was…"

"Don't go there!" The class shouted in unison.

"Okay," he sweat dropped," go to page 510 and do all the even problems." He turned to his desk and pulled out his infamous orange book.

"Sasuke-Teme?"

"What baka?"

"What's an even number?" (A/N: I know he's not that stupid but it was funny.)

Sasuke slapped his forehead with the palm of his hand.

2nd Period

"Good morning class." Greeted Orichumaru (sp?)

"Good morning." The class said in fear of being scolded by the snake like man.

He walked over to his desk and sat. For a few minutes he just surveyed the class

'I wonder if I can get a Boa to fit in that tank?' he thought to him self. The whole time no one in the room made a move or even dared to breath in fear of catching his attention.

"Um, Orichumaru? Are you okay?" asked the t.a. Kabuto.

"Yes, I quit alright. Kabuto, pass out these works sheets."

"Hai."

Sakura looked down at her work sheet and grimaced. It was on the snakes digestive track.

'I wonder what Sasuke is doing?'

With Saskue

"Genma-Sama? Err… not that we want to but, aren't we supposed to learn something in this class?" asked some kid.

"That's what Kakashi is for. Besides it's not like you're gonna use this stuff in the real world. Well, at least, not most of you." He responded as he looked over at Sasuke, Neji, and Naruto. 'To bad they have to waste their time here to look normal.'

"Hey Sasuke-Teme," Naruto said as he poked Sasuke in the back," I'm coming over after school."

"Not like if I say no it'll matter. You never listen to me."

Naruto laughed and rubbed the back off his head with his left hand in an embarrassed way.

"Yeah. Believe it!"

"Hey gents." Sai walked up to the two and put on a smile. "How our little cherry blossom doing?"

"Sakura-Chan is NOT yours!!" Screamed Naruto.

"You're right dude."

"I am?"

"Yeah, you can have the hag."

"Sakura-Chan is not a hag! And as future Hokage I Say take that back!"

"Shh Naruto! Only a select few know bout that!" hissed Sasuke.

"No your loudness." Sai responded with a smirk.

"Grrr." Naruto leaped to attack him when his shirt caught by the back of a chair and he fell face first into the floor. Sasuke smacked his forehead with his palm and sighed, helped his best friend up.

" Naruto, dude! How did you get outta the acadmy?"

"It's only that guy that makes me do that! I can't believe Sakura-Chan and Suzoko-Chan are friends with him!'

"Yeah, but even they have their moments when they hate him."

"Really?"

"Yeah, you should have seen what happened when he showed up at my place last night."

"What?" Naruto questioned. Just then the bell rang and Sasuke told him he'd tell him in English.

History

"Hey Sakura! In Genmas we did the usual, nothing."

"Of course," she sighed, " In Orichumarus class we worked on the snake digestive system." She gave an involuntary shiver.

"Gross."

"Alright! Listen and listen good! We are going to be talking about acient japeneesse 'police' called ninjas!" screamed the teacher Anko. Sasuke and Sakura smiled at each other. They knew a whole lot on that subject.