[A/N: Hello! I actually started to write this, hated the chapter, and re-wrote it. I feel so bad for how longs it was taking. So I posted this. Even though its hella short. I'm not a mop lover! ((Sorry, Lit class.))
"Why are you 2 sitting here laughing together? I thought you hated Sasuke now!" Sakura said looking from Naruto, the blue eyed sweetheart, to Sasuke, the blacked eyed asshole.
"Sakura-Chan! How could I hate my best friend?" Naruto said looking truly puzzled. "Especially after the apologue he gave me." Now it was Sakuras turn to look puzzled.
"Sakura," She looked to Sasuke, "I am capable of human emotions and seeing my errors and apologizing for them." He said calmly. No wanting to explain him self further, Sakuras eyes were begging for more answers, he got up and got a soda from his mini fridge.
"See, the other day Sasuke came to my house, and reluctantly I let him in. He said he had something to say. But before he had a chance I punched him. Then we were friends again." Naruto smiled and caught the soda thrown, at high speeds, at his head.
"That quick you guys made up?" That couldn't be. These to stubborn idiots making up that fast?
"No. There's more." Sasuke said handing her a soda. "After he punched me I punched him back. Then he kicked me. One thing lead to another and soon every piece of furniture in the dopes apartment was broken and we looked like shit. As we were fixing his couch I apologized and the we were friends again." Sasuke explained.
"You 2…are fucking morons." And with that Sakura headed to her room, complexly forgetting her reasons for going to Sasuke in the first place. As soon as she was sitting down at her computer a knock came to the door. " Come in!" She shouted turning her monitor on.
"My mother told me about Yumi. Man, I meant get her out of my closet not get rid of her forever. You go above and beyond." When Itachi saw Sakura wasn't laughing he turned serious. "She's fine. She called me yesterday saying she knew how worried I must have been for her. After I said yeah sure she told me after the sale in Macys she went to a nice hotel to have a few days to her self. Not your fault." Sakura felt a wave of relief wash over her. So she hadn't sent Yumi out to her death.
"Have you told your mom yet?" She asked opening her e-mail to respond to Inos long ranting on hospital food.
"Yeah. She just said oh. And was over it." Getting up, Itachi straightened his shirt and walked over to Sakura, "I think my grandmothers in love with you. She talks about you none stop."
"Me? But she has only held a conversation with me once. She is so scary!" Sakura panicked. Not sure if having a crazy clan elder loves her was a good thing.
"Chill. It's a good thing. She just thinks you're interesting. She wants to take you and Suzuko shopping." Sakura suddenly brightened. She maybe a skate chick tomboy, but she loved to shop.
Sakura left her room in search of her sister, only to run into Grandma Crazy Pants! Her thoughts? "Shit."
"Shit."
"What?" Sakura slapped a hand over her mouth realizing her thoughts weren't just in her head. She bowed low to Grandma Crazy and muttered an apologue.
"I am so sorry. I was distracted and uh…" Sakura wanted to kick her self. It seemed she couldn't make even one complete sentence in front of the woman! Why was she so intimidating. It was the eyes. Jeepers Creepers where'd she get those peepers! Sakura smiled at her own joke. "Ha Ha." She laughed.
"What's so funny?" Sakura grimaced and had another erge to kick her own ass. She had done it again.
"So sorry, again. I was thinking something and it made me laugh." She wanted to smack herself. Now she'd want to know what Sakura thought was so funny.
"Oh. That's nice. Tell your sister we're all going shopping on Friday. So make sure all your school work is done." She walked the other direction and came to a stop. Sakura was going to ask if something was wrong but she didn't need to. "Where the hell is my room?" She screamed making Sakura nearly fall down the stairs.
Back in her room she thought about her day. Seeing Ino, Finding out they need to put up posters saying "Lost heiress! Reward if found and you keep her!", Naruto and Sasuke making up by beating the shit out of each other, Yumi being found, and Crazy grandma taking her shopping. This was gonna be a super fun week. Kami help them survive.
"You guys really saw Ino-San?" Some random kid asked. Some how the school had heard about Ten-Ten, Sakura, and Hinatas "heroic" adventure. Sitting in home room they were surrounded by Inos fans. Uh-oh.
"Life sucks!" Sakura muttered before they were lost from view, blocked by crazed boys.
