The Masked Bandit Returns
Zarbon was in the cafeteria eating lunch with Cui and Appule, it was a quiet day too, "Don't any of us have anything interesting to say?" Cui asked.
"I have something interesting to say, Alice said that she wanted to go to a movie with me, but the only problem is that she has to have sex with Cooler this evening." Appule said. Poor Appule, he was in love with a prostitute of Cooler's she was a pretty Icejin changeling girl with brown skin with shades of purple.
"Just dump her, tell her you don't have time to deal with her bullshit, this is the third time this month that she blew you off for Cooler!" Cui said.
"But I love her!" Appule said.
"You are clearly in the dreaded friend zone Appule, you need someone who won't look at you as a just a friend, I get that you are a nice guy, but I doubt that anyone can find true love with a concubine." Cui said.
"I am so not in the friend zone!" Appule said.
"We'll see what Zarbon has to say about it, hey Zarbon what are you doing?" Cui asked.
Zarbon was looking at his plate, which consisted of fried salmon and some asparagus. His species usually dined on vegetables, fruits, dairy products and seafood, I suppose you could consider him a vegetarian even though he was not. "Hello earth to Zarbon!" Cui said yelling in his ear.
"What do you want?" Zarbon asked a little irritated.
"Uh are you all right you seem a little depressed." Appule said.
"I wonder why Frieza puts us on these strict diets?" asked Zarbon.
"Well for starters, you're a growing young man; you need nutrition so that you don't get fat like Dodoria over there!" Appule pointed to the other side of the cafeteria where Dodoria and Shasha were eating like wild animals, dining on deer that was hunted and carved up for consumption by various solders of various species.
Dodoria ate a lot of junk food, managed to survive two heart attacks and a stroke, who knows how many he had. Anyways, he liked to eat pork, sheep, crocodile and other various animals. Shasha who was the same species as Zarbon, managed to give his diet a variety of foods, mainly because Dodoria, his best friend the world had a variety of foods in his diet.
"Dodoria eats like a pig, look at him he's so disgusting!" Zarbon said as he squinted his eyes and frowned.
"Nobody is perfect Zarbon you know that." Appule said.
"But you…" Before Zarbon could finish what he was saying the intercom came on it was Frieza's voice.
"Zarbon I want to see you in my office immediately!" Frieza said.
"Ooh looks like Zarbon is going to get raped again!" Dodoria yelled laughing along with Shasha.
Zarbon usually had the urged to control his temper, but this time Dodoria had gone too far with the insults, so he took his fish on his plate and threw it into Dodoria's face, "I'm not a little boy anymore!" Zarbon then ran out of the cafeteria.
Dodoria licked the fish off his face, "Um salmon!" he said smiling.
Zarbon went to Frieza's private office, Frieza looked as if he was getting a blowjob and having organisms at the same time, "Sir perhaps some other time would be better…" Frieza interrupted Zarbon.
"You caught me masturbating what a surprise!" Frieza said smiling.
Zarbon rolled his eyes, "You called?" he asked.
"Yes I need to have a talk with you; I want to know if you know anything about the robberies that have occurred?" Frieza asked.
"Robberies? I know nothing; I just have been talking with friends lately." Zarbon said.
"Do you even read the newspapers?" Frieza asked.
"No they're boring and they're for old people." Zarbon said.
"Oh am I not young enough for you? Well a lot of rich people have been getting robbed lately, there is a highway man robbing coaches and cars; I want you to see who the robber is!" Frieza said.
"But sir I'm a general not a spy!" Zarbon said.
"You are now officially a spy! Now go get them tiger!" Frieza said.
Zarbon frowned and walked out of the office, he then bumped into Liya, his ex-girlfriend, who married someone her own species and had a child with him, then had them recently beheaded. "Hello Liya." Zarbon said.
"Hello Zarbon what are you up to?" asked Liya.
"I need to go spying for Frieza apparently." Zarbon said.
"Why you're a general you're of the highest class there is." Liya said putting her hands on his chest.
"Liya I need to figure out how I'm going to go spying for Frieza." Zarbon said.
Poor Zarbon he was so shy around the opposite sex, even though he was vain that did not guarantee him having confidence to talk to women. He was an unusual fellow who looked at womanizing as a bad thing, and usually respected women and children, that is if he wasn't ordered to kill them; only question was, what was a "naïve angel" like him doing in a place like Frieza 's palace?
Liya looked at poor Zarbon who looked miserable, "What's the matter?" she asked.
"Oh nothing, I heard what happened to your husband and your daughter I'm very sorry." Zarbon said.
"Well I know that fate can be cruel, but that's the way it has to be I suppose." Liya said.
"Oh look at the time I really must be going, I'll have to catch you later!" Zarbon said.
"Yes I'm late for my ballet lesson, I got to go!" She then ran off, she was a ballerina in her spare time; Frieza forced her to dance because he wanted her to stay in shape, maybe even watch her dance. She loved it so much that she opened her own dance studio up, and Frieza even sponsored it, of course, she had to give him some sexual intercourse every once in a while to keep the sponsoring up.
Zarbon later on was in his room trying to figure out how to spy on the robber or was he, no not that, he had his mind somewhere else, Cui was in the room with him, "This is so difficult!" Zarbon said.
"It's not that difficult." Cui said.
"No I'm not talking about the spying part, I'm talking about well let's just say that someone is in love with a certain person, even though that person was married. Now her husband and daughter are dead and…" Before Zarbon could finish, Cui interrupted.
"You mean Liya? Forget her, she's a feisty thing, she has been feisty ever since the day you met her!" Cui said.
"But Cui she's so cute, and fun to be around!" Zarbon said all he could think about was her.
"I get it, small women are cute and fun to be around, but Zarbon she's still grieving give her some space, besides can't you find someone who is closer to your species even if they aren't your species? She's also psychotic, ever since the day I met her, she has been nothing but unpleasant. Do you really want to be with someone who is unpleasant?" Cui asked.
"Well her planet was destroyed and Shasha killed her mother in front of her eyes, I would be unpleasant too if that happened to me." Zarbon said.
"Don't make excuses for this woman, she's not your true love, she clearly has a thing for you, but it's no more than lust, women are all the same they're just looking for someone to jack off with and that's all they care about." Cui said incorrectly assuming the worse in women.
"At least I'm not a slut, I'm an intellectual, and I'm better behaved than that." Zarbon said.
"Don't worry I'm sure when Frieza dies, you can find a girl who will be good for you." Cui said.
"But Cui I want to get married like my sister and have children like her and…" Cui interrupted again.
"Zarbon, I get that you are worried that you won't sire children, but let's be honest, your sister is in an abusive relationship, I mean Shasha is such a horrible person, you also run that risk with Liya." Cui said.
"I wish she could find someone too, someone that would treat her much better than he does." Zarbon said.
Little did Zarbon know that Liya was not his true love, in fact the only way he was actually going to meet his 'so-called' true love was when she herself would resurrect him. She would be a sorceress, but the thing was that she was not born yet, and she would be a young beautiful human. That's a whole other story shall we get back to the present?
"Look Zarbon let me give you some advice that my mom gave to me, she told me that when love is real then it finds a way." Cui said.
"But how do you know if someone is the right person or not?" asked Zarbon.
"Ok enough of this love bullshit; let's think about how we're going to stop that robber." Cui said.
"I don't want to stop him; I mean I think there might be a point to him robbing the rich people." Zarbon said.
"You are rich stupid! It affects you just as much." Cui said.
"Oh that's right, I forgot; see I'm not thinking clearly." Zarbon said.
"I have an idea, we're going to go undercover, we're going to go for ride in the forest in a carriage, and you're going to dress up as the masked bandit!" Cui said.
"Cui, I can't bring that silly outfit out, I only used that outfit to try to steal Icey from Constantine remember?" Zarbon asked.
"It was an obvious mood swing, those mood swings you get every once in a full moon." Cui said.
It was about a year ago on Icey's birthday when Zarbon and Icey made a bet that he could steal her away from Constantine his rival. Zarbon, who used to watch those Zorro films, dressed up in a Zorro costume and almost succeeded in stealing Icey. He changed his mind at the last minute when he told everyone at Icey's birthday party that he was the masked bandit.
Anyways he vowed never again to dress up in that silly Zorro costume, but Cui thought differently, "Think about it, he won't recognize you if he knows you, you can beat the robber up and then we can have him hung or burnt at the stake or…" Before Cui finished Zarbon interrupted.
"Let's just catch the robber first before anything happens all right?" asked Zarbon.
"So only question is that I don't want to look like a transgender, so how am I going to fit into all of this?" Cui asked.
That night they went to the edge of the rainforest, in a carriage, on the trail where the carriages usually went to Frieza's palace. As if dressing up like Zorro wasn't bad enough, Zarbon did in fact bring out his old Zorro costume; he was such a fan of Zorro too, although he did not grow a mustache this time.
Cui on the other hand dressed as a woman in a pretty dress, God he made an ugly woman too. "Why did I have to dress up as the woman?" Cui asked.
"Because you put yourself up to this mess, you said I had to dress like Zorro again, so you get to dress up as a woman." Zarbon snickered.
"You look just as bad as I do; you're off in your own little world because you've been sheltered from the actual world and…" Zarbon interrupted Cui.
"Please you look like a cross dresser and you say I look bad?" asked Zarbon snickering all the sudden the carriage stopped for no reason at all, "Why did the carriage just stop?" asked Zarbon.
"Freeze you bastards!" All the sudden someone pointed a laser gun at Zarbon and Cui into the window, "Hand over your jewels, wallets and passports!" the thief said, who was dressed up like a typical highway man.
"What's a passport I don't have one!" Zarbon said.
"Oh no what am I going to do?" Cui asked in a high pitched girl voice.
"Shut up lady and hand over your jewels now!" the thief said.
"I ain't got any jewels!" Cui yelled in his manly voice.
"Not if I can't help it!" Zarbon then pulled out his sword, jumped out of the carriage onto the highwayman and then started beating the crap out of him, "You are committing a crime against the rich you bastard and you're going to pay when I find out who you are!" Zarbon yelled.
He then took the thief's bandana off his face; it turned out to be a she, not just any she it was someone Zarbon knew very well, "Liya?" Zarbon asked shocked as ever.
"Zarbon?" she asked just as shocked and then Zarbon got off her and she ran into the woods.
"Hey Zarbon did you get the thief I say we dismember him!" Cui yelled.
"Uh I kind of let the thief get away!" Zarbon said returning to the carriage.
"What? Frieza is going to be pissed!" Cui said.
"I wasn't supposed to track the highway man down anyways; I'm not a bounty hunter." Zarbon said.
"Let's just not tell anyone about this embarrassing night ok?" Cui asked.
"Your secret is safe with me." Zarbon said flushing at the thought of his old flame as that horrid highwayman or highway woman.
The next day, Cui was telling everyone about his adventure the night before with Zarbon, "Zarbon was dressed up as the masked bandit and I was dressed up like a man too." Cui said.
"Please he was dressed up as a women undercover, he's just too embarrassed to say anything about it." Zarbon said.
Cui blushed, "I didn't say I had a problem with it Zarbon!" Cui said.
"Cui just tell everyone the truth," Zarbon said.
Some of the girls giggled at Zarbon and Cui's silliness, "Wow I always adored a man in drag." Teresa said she was another concubine of Frieza's.
"Thanks Teresa why don't we go on a date this Saturday night then." Cui said taking her by the arm and walking out of the cafeteria.
"God he is so cocky if I didn't know any better Zarbon I would say that your cockiness rubbed off on him." Appule said eating a pack of ketchup.
"No it's not even that, can you keep a secret?" Zarbon asked.
"You know you can trust me better than bigmouthed Cui," Appule said now getting a pack of mustard, breaking it open and squeezing it into his mouth.
"Well last night I was in the carriage with Cui, yes I was dressed in that masked bandit costume and Cui was dressed up like a girl and…" Before Zarbon could finish Alice approached the table.
"Hello Appule." She said.
Appule threw the mustard packet to the other side of the room; "Hello Alice how was your night with Cooler?" asked Appule crossing his arms as if hurt.
"Look Appule I didn't want to tell you this but I've been laid off." She said lying.
"Well then let's go to that movie that I wanted to go to!" Appule said.
"I can't I'm still busy doing stuff." Alice said.
"Damn Alice maybe we should break up then." Appule said getting up from the table and walking away.
"Nice talking to you Alice." Zarbon said uncomfortably getting up and walking out of the cafeteria.
Then he bumped into Liya, "Hello Zarbon." She said awkwardly.
"So are you going to another ballet practice?" asked Zarbon angrily.
"Let's talk in private it's not good to talk here." She then pulled him into a closet, "Look about last night…" she said.
"Yes what was that all about?" he asked.
"Well you're not any better going around dressed up in that costume that you wore to Icey's birthday party, was it another mood swing that you had or were you trying to seduce more women?" asked Liya angry at him.
"Look I wasn't trying to get into bed with anyone I had a mood swing!" Zarbon said.
"I beg to differ; you wanted to have sex with Icey, that annoying vain snot!" Liya said.
"Enough about the past, why were you trying to rob us?" asked Zarbon.
"You want to know why? My business for the ballet studio isn't doing so well…" Liya said.
"So you go and rob a bunch of rich people, Frieza would have you punished greatly for it!" Zarbon said.
"Like you would understand anything about turning to the dark side, you're just a naïve prince who thinks he can think about fairytale endings and robbers that seduce women." She said crossing her arms and looking away from him.
"I told you nothing happened between me and Icey, she wanted to have sex with me, but I didn't let her! She's Frieza and Cooler's cousin for crying out loud! That makes her my second cousin!" Zarbon said.
"So that doesn't stop you from pleasing Frieza, you would do anything for Frieza but you wouldn't do anything for me." She said as if tears were coming out of her eyes.
"Wait you didn't rob those people for the dance studio did you? No you did it because you're still trying to get over the death of your daughter and husband." Zarbon said.
"Have you ever lost anyone to the axe Zarbon, do you know how horrible it is to watch your loved ones die, since I was forced to watch them die." Liya said in tears.
"So why did Frieza have your family murdered I don't understand." Zarbon said.
"You are so naïve, you think that my family were actually traitors to Frieza, no my husband would have done no such thing. Frieza only had my family executed because he well its complicated…" Liya said.
"What is it?" asked Zarbon.
"He started developing strange feelings for me when I was a fourteen year old, and he tried to get me into bed with him, I refused of course, and then when he found out that I was impregnated by my future husband, he forced me to marry my future husband because it was the only right thing to do." Liya said.
"So let me get this straight Frieza only had your family executed because you wouldn't marry him?" asked Zarbon.
"Exactly, well it was more like he wanted to sleep with me and I didn't want that," Liya said.
"Well if it makes you feel any better, Frieza raped me when I was a child although he's lain off a bit." Zarbon said.
"Please don't make me go back to sleeping with Frieza it will just cause me more pain!" Liya said hugging Zarbon.
Zarbon felt a little uncomfortable and was not sure if Liya was going to rape him too, but that was silly she was a helpless woman. She was also so much shorter than him, of course that did not make a lick of sense. He touched the back of her head, she was a very different species than him, but that did not stop him from being close to her, it appeared they had more in common than he thought.
"Promise me you won't rob anyone else." Zarbon said. Then he kissed her on the lips and she kissed back, and they started undressing and then they...well you know what they did. That was the first time other than with his future true love that he would ever make love to a woman. He went out of the closet blushing like crazy and with kissing marks on his face, "See you later Liya." He said giggling nervously.
Frieza's voice came onto the intercom, "Zarbon you must come to the office immediately!"
Zarbon went to the office still smiling and Frieza was shocked to see this, "Zarbon why are you smiling wipe that smirk off your face! Are those lipstick markings on your face?" he yelled.
Zarbon immediately wiped the smirk off his face, "Sorry what's the problem!" Zarbon asked.
"You were supposed to catch the bandit last night, why didn't you?" Frieza asked.
"Because you can't rush a good catch sir!" Zarbon said.
Frieza rolled his eyes, "Whatever, just catch that thief!" Frieza said.
"Yes sir!" Zarbon said running out of the room.
Zarbon was in his room with Appule in it, "Appule remember that secret I told you earlier?" asked Zarbon.
"Oh yah about you and Cui tracking the highway man?" asked Appule.
"Yes well Liya was the highway man the only reason I'm telling you is because Cui can't be trusted with secrets." Zarbon said.
"Oh my God I would have never thought, especially since Liya gets all of her money for her studio from Frieza by sleeping with him!" Appule said.
"Yes she told me that when we made love to one another." Zarbon then covered him mouth.
"You made love to Liya, oh Zarbon you put yourself into a bigger mess!" Appule said.
"I know that, but I feel that we have gotten more intimate then previously." Zarbon said.
"Look I don't want to sound mean, but it's your hormones talking, you're a man, men like to have sex Zarbon its common knowledge." Appule said.
"I know that, but it's different I guess I mean she's the only girl I've ever done it with." Zarbon said.
"You can still be friends with Liya, but my advice is to end this sexual relationship with her as soon as possible because what if she ends up pregnant?" asked Appule.
"She won't we can't conceive with one another she's too genetically different." Zarbon said.
"Look even if she can't bore you any offspring, you need to end the relationship as soon as possible otherwise she's going to be the end of you." Appule said.
"But Appule…"
"No buts, you need to before someone finds out, and it could happen too." Appule said.
Zarbon then knew what he had to do, he called Liya up and they both dressed up in their bandit costumes deep into the woods so that nobody knew who they were, not that anyone was going to go there, they then started making out behind a bush somewhere, "Never let me go!" Liya said.
"I wish I could hold onto you forever but I can't." Zarbon said.
"But Zarbon I thought we had an understanding." She said.
"We do, but I can't have a sexual relationship with you nor can I have a love life with you or any woman for that matter." Zarbon said.
"But I don't understand." Liya said.
"It would be best if we just end this whole thing so that none of us could be put into danger." Zarbon said.
Liya was crushed, "But…"
"But nothing, you need to try to move on from me, I will always love you but until Frieza dies, I can't make love to any woman or to any man. He could very well have me castrated if that were the case." Zarbon said.
"It's Icey isn't it?" asked Liya.
Zarbon's eyes grew wide, "No it has nothing to do with her!" Zarbon said.
"Go fuck yourself Zarbon!" Liya then ran off.
"Liya come on, you're not being fair!" Zarbon yelled.
Later that night, Liya got her best laser gun ready so that she would kill that horrible, bratty Icey, after all she and her husband Constantine were excepted at dinner tomorrow night for a private party. "I can't wait to blow your brains out bitch." Liya said.
"Liya what are you doing?" Liya turned around; it was Alice Cooler's concubine and Appule's love interest. What the hell was she doing there?
"Nothing, why do you ask? What are you doing here?" asked Liya.
"I followed you, could you give Appule a message for me tomorrow, and tell him that I want to go to that movie with him, I called in sick to Cooler." Alice said.
"Yes sure I will." Liya said putting the laser chips into the gun.
Alice then ran off, "Tomorrow night you're toast queen of brats!" Liya said as she finished loading the gun.
The next day in the cafeteria Zarbon got a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and Appule was sitting at the table, "God Cui has been spending too much of his time with that silly Teresa, I'm so mad." Appule said.
"Yah he's such a trader." Zarbon said popping the sandwich into his mouth.
"So did you end it with Liya?" asked Appule.
"Yes I did, but I didn't want to though she was everything to me, beside me." Zarbon said.
"I know that you have feelings for her, but you can't let your feelings get in the way of this regime that Frieza is running. You don't want to be castrated do you?" Appule said.
"Besides making love is supposed to be a beautiful thing, I can't believe how many people take it for granite." Zarbon said drinking some green tea.
"Try telling that to Cui and Teresa." Appule said looking annoyed at Cui across the room who was sitting next to Teresa tickling her chin.
All the sudden Alice rushed to the table, "Guys I don't know if Liya was kidding or not, but she's planning on killing someone tonight!" Alice said.
"But we're not supposed to kill people unless Frieza says so, did she get permission from Frieza?" asked Appule.
"I don't know but she's planning on shooting someone with a laser gun!" Alice said.
"Let's see who would Liya try to pick off?" Appule said thinking.
"Frieza, no too risky he has bodyguards." Zarbon said.
"How about Shasha he killed her mother." Appule said looking over at Shasha eating with his mouth opened with Dodoria.
"Yes she wants to kill him, but Frieza would have her murdered if she murdered his most violent henchman." Zarbon said.
"Dodoria?" asked Appule.
"No she won't go near him." Zarbon said.
"How about Vegeta or his Sayain friends?" Appule asked.
"No everyone wants to kill them, they won't even talk to her, so it's not like she's going to kill someone who hasn't offended her let alone talked to her." Zarbon said.
"How about Cooler?" Appule asked.
"No lets narrow down to the usual suspects…Cui, he acts perverted towards her sometimes!" Zarbon said.
"Yah I wish." Appule said looking pissed off as he saw Cui kissing Teresa's hand.
"Me, she's pissed off at me for breaking it off with her!" Zarbon said.
"No she wouldn't hurt you and you know that!" Appule said.
"Herself?" asked Zarbon.
"She is conflicted but I don't think she's that conflicted, I think she's trying to kill Icey my best friend in the world!" Alice said.
"What do you mean Icey?" asked Appule.
"Because I overheard her say that she wanted to shoot that bitch's brain out, I don't think she was talking about any of Frieza's concubines or Cooler's concubines. Besides she told me herself that she couldn't stand Icey." Alice said.
"It's Icey that she wants to kill then!" Zarbon said.
"The worst part of all is that she's supposed to come for a private dinner which we weren't invited to." Appule said.
"We have to stop her, don't let her kill Icey please, Icey is my best friend in the entire world, we tell each other everything!" Alice said.
"Don't worry she won't get away with it!" Zarbon said cracking his knuckles.
That night Liya waited deep in the woods for Icey's carriage to cross her path, meanwhile in the carriage Icey looked all dolled up while her arrogant husband Constantine who was thinking to himself. They did not have a bad marriage at all like people though they would, after all Constantine was a hard-ass and a womanizer, but it seemed like he quit his womanizing ways…for now.
"Oh Constantine, I love to go to parties don't you?" Icey asked.
"Yes." He said not paying attention, he closed his eyes he could have used a good nap.
"I love to look beautiful and have people notice me, I love to do my hair all nice and I love to put lipstick on!" Icey said.
It was all girl-talk to him, he did not really pay much attention to what she talked about, and he did not even want to go to this party, "Sure honey that's fine." He said.
"Ne me faites pas rire!" she said.
"What?" he asked caught off guard.
"We're supposed to be practicing our French it's a formal occasion and Cooler said we have to speak French." Icey said.
"Cooler can suck my dick!" Constantine said.
"Ah ha! I knew you were not paying attention to anything I said!" She said.
All the sudden they heard a shot, "What was that?" asked Constantine, he looked out the window and saw their horse, wounded by a laser shot.
"Who would do that to a poor animal?" asked Icey, all the sudden Liya grabbed Icey by the neck, "What in the world?" she asked.
"Get out of the carriage bitch!" Liya said.
"You're not going to rape me are you?" asked Icey, she got out of the carriage.
"Now bend down onto the ground execution style!" Liya yelled.
"You're not that Avon lady are you, because I meant to pay for that lipstick?" Icey said.
"Shut up bitch!" Liya hit Icey in the face with the laser gun and bruised her badly to the point where blood was running down her face.
"Don't hurt her! Don't worry Icey I'll save you!" Constantine said. All the sudden Liya shot the laser at him.
"Stay in the carriage or I'll blow your mother fucking head off!" Liya said pointing the laser gun at Constantine.
"Yes sir!" Constantine said poking his head back into the carriage.
"What did I do?" Icey asked.
"You know perfectly well what you done, you had a relationship with Zarbon and you still see him behind my back!" Liya said hitting Icey in the face again.
"What? Zarbon and I are just friends; I have no interest in him!" Icey said.
"You lie!" Liya kicked her in the stomach and then pulled her nicely done hair out, pulled her nice diamond necklace off, and then Icey kicked Liya in the face and then ran off into the woods, "Come back bitch!" she yelled running after her.
Icey then ran into Zarbon who was dressed up like that bandit again, "Masked bandit you've come to rescue me haven't you?" Icey asked who forgot for a second that it was Zarbon under there.
"Oh wait, it's you isn't it Zarbon?" Icey asked.
"I'm under cover, just go over to Alice!" Zarbon said pointing to Alice.
"Alice!" Icey ran over to Alice forgetting about the masked bandit immediately.
"Icey are you all right?" Alice asked hugging Icey to her tightly.
"Appule I can't bear to hit girls so could you do it for me?" asked Zarbon.
"Sure!" Appule got the skillet out and when Liya came running towards Icey he hit her in the head and she fell down, and then he grabbed the gun from her.
"What happened?" asked Liya.
"Liya why were you trying to kill Icey, she's innocent, what makes you think that we've had a relationship ever?" asked Zarbon.
"Zarbon you love her and not me!" Liya yelled.
"Cui was right, you aren't my true love after all, but I can't tell Frieza that you're the highway man either!" Zarbon said conflicted inside.
All the sudden Constantine came running over to Icey, "Icey dear are you all right?" he asked hugging her tightly.
"Where were you when Liya was about to blow her brains out?" asked Zarbon.
"I was in the carriage, she would have killed me too if you wouldn't have come along!" Constantine said.
Zarbon rolled his eyes, "Whatever." He said, and then turned his attention to Liya, "I can't believe I made love to you! You're a monster just like Frieza, how are you any better than Frieza or Shasha?" asked Zarbon.
"I hate you!" she then ran off crying.
"That's right, run away you psychotic bitch!" Icey yelled.
Next day Zarbon was in Frieza's office, "I caught the thief!" Zarbon said.
"Did you kill him?" Frieza asked.
"Yep I took him straight to the chopping block!" Zarbon lied.
"Good hopefully this won't happen again." Frieza said.
"One can only hope sir." Zarbon said with a smirk on his face, and then he went out of the office and then went from smirking to depression.
In the cafeteria Cui was at the lunch table alone when Zarbon and Appule sat down next to him, "Hello Cui what happened to Teresa?" asked Zarbon.
"She dumped me." Cui said depressed looking.
"Well she is a concubine, as I found out recently you can't just get a date out of her, it has to be on her own time." Appule said.
Liya walked towards Zarbon with her lunch tray, "Hello Zarbon how are you doing?" asked Liya.
"I'm fine, so I guess I'll see you around then." Zarbon said.
"Yes same here." Liya took her lunch tray and went off on her way, and Zarbon stared at her.
"Wow did you have sex with her?" asked Cui shocked.
Zarbon sighed, "No." He said as he stared at Liya walking away.