Chapter 2: Pink Horrors and Screaming Children! Who are these Chaos Gods?
The void surrounding the galaxy was dark and empty. Heaven was closer to Earth but never reached the endless blackness. Soon this void will have a new inhabitant area thriving with psychic energies.
*RUMBLE RUMBLE*
*FWOOOOSSHHHHH*
An enormous chasm in the void was opened and out came an enormous god with a cauldron and 3 bottles.
"Now! To create a new Warp!"
He quickly summoned a gigantic cloud that engulfed the void, creating a whole entire realm. This god was Nurgle, and he has created a new Immaterium. However it was weak and not as chaotic as the last one. So Nurgle would need to find unlucky mortals and gift them with the powers of a Psyker.
Psykers are psychic beings who are more connected to the Warp than others and can use their minds to do amazing powers. These can vary from shooting lightning from their fingertips to exploding millions of minds. Not many aliens can be Psykers, but humans are extremely potent to the mind-shattering abilities, and can become Psykers themselves.
*Count Bleck's Plan - Super Paper Mario, starts playing*
"The task of empowering the Warp is too great for me, so now is the time! Awaken my brothers! For there is a new world to feast upon!"
Nurgle smashes the three bottles of his brothers to the ground. Their souls were now free, starting to take shape. Khorne was formed from the red bottle. He rose from the ground on his Skull Throne as if he just got back from kicking Satan's ass.
"Nurgle! It is a great day to be whole once again! I can already feel the bloodshed those mortals are causing! Though there is too much suffering!"
The blue bottle spawned Tzeentch. A Roman temple came from out of nowhere, with it being a light blue color. Out came Tzeentch floating out of the entrance, sitting in the Lotus Position. He then snapped his fingers and the temple crumbled.
"So, Nurgle. I see you have used enough psychic power to create this new Warp. I am impressed. But the real question is, can the people of this world be affected by psychic energies?"
Finally, the pink bottle summoned Slaanesh. The prince/princess of pleasure rose from a gaping maw full of teeth, his/her attractive body emerging from it out in the most beautiful dance in existence. He/she then took out a boom box and pressed the play button.
*Bass Cannon, by Flux Pavillion starts playing*
"No! Stop! Slaanesh!"
"Turn that off that shitty music before I personally rip you in half with no pleasure involved in it whatsoever!"
"THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW!"
*BWA BWA BWAAAAAAAAA, BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM, BUIAAAAAAAAA, BWA BWA BWA BWA BWA BWA*
*BOOM*
*Count Bleck's Plan - Super Paper Mario, resumes*
The boombox exploded into a million pieces. Everyone was looking at Tzeentch. He was currently holding a Beretta 92f with smoke coming out of the chamber.
"Sorry Slaanesh but there is no time to be celebrating. We have more important things to attend to."
"Fine you indecisive mollusk. But did you really need to use a Stub Gun to shoot my boombox? A plasma weapon would have been better."
The four Chaos Gods were sitting down in their own personalized chairs in a half circle.
"Brothers, hush now, for I must tell you all about what I know of this world. What I know so far is-"
"-the humans here have not achieved space travel. It's exact year is unknown but we have possibly arrived in the year 2008 or 2018."
"Oh come on Tzeentch I can explain things too. Anyway, the-"
"-basics of this dimension is as follows. There is an ancient figure named Death who kept the world at peace with his Eight Shinigami Legions. They kept peace and prevented Kishins from existing."
"TZEENTCH!"
"What are these "Kishins" brother?"
"UHG! Alright, They are-"
"-basically mortals who have been eating too many innocent souls, and so they turn into evil demons, but not our kind sadly. Some of the people here can turn into weapons in which they are called Demon Weapons. They are paired up with people called Meisters, and they use their partners as weapons. This creates a great bond between the two."
Khorne was silent, Slaanesh stopped moving about in a sexual manner, and Nurgle was frowning in an annoyed way.
"That sounds like a bunch of sorcery bullshit if you ask me! I HATE MAGIC!"
"Oohh, can they turn into toys too? If you know what I mean?"
"I'm liking the sound of this! Maybe I can curse someone into turning into a mouse instead! Oh the possibilities! We must quickly observe one of these fights!"
Tzeentch started a chant and instantly, a giant widescreen tv appeared before the 4 great gods. It turned on and was displaying a battle in a graveyard. The fight was two Meisters against a zombie in casual, baggy clothing. Tzeentch already knew these students were facing their zombified Homeroom teacher. The first student was a girl holding her scythe, and the second was a boy holding a chain scythe. The four gods heard the scythe start talking to his wielder.
"I don't care if you are a zombie, once I get your soul, you're through!"
"Sid-sensei is strong. Unlike us one-star meisters, he was a three-star meister, the highest rank, when he was alive."
"Well, isn't that something? Hey, Teacher! You swing that tombstone around like that, you're gonna catch hell, and end up getting killed again."
The zombified teacher replied to the scythe.
"It's my tombstone. I can treat it however I want to. Now then, let's start second period."
He then made an imitation of the classic school bell.
"By the way, when this period is over, you are all going to die, too!"
Tzeentch was suddenly smiling like a madman.
"NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!"
"Tzeentch don't you dare send one of your garbage sorcerer daemons down there!"
"Actually I was thinking of just smiting them all but sending daemons are fun!"
"NO!"
"But brother, the Warp here is weak, and so are we. You can only send so little."
"Hmmm, your right Nurgle. Then I'll just send one daemon."
The Changer of Ways clapped his hands and out appeared a Pink Horror. The 8 limbed monster of destruction had a beak instead of the orthodox toothy and gaping mouth. He had two knives in his first pair of hands. The other two pairs of arms held flaming Warp Fire. The small daemon was standing on his palm.
"My lord! It is an honor to meet the great and magical Tzeentch!"
"Small one! I request that you teach those soul-eating humans who the true owners of their souls are! But don't even dare tell them a hint of who you or the Chaos Gods are!"
"Your will is my bidding!"
"Nurgle, open a portal!"
"This will be interesting!"
Nurgle took out a massive Bilesword, a blade used by Great Unclean Ones, and slashed downward towards the tv. A miniature portal was opened. Inside it was thundering and writhing with red, blue, green, and pink energy.
"I WILL MAKE YOU PROUD MASTER!"
The Horror jumped in eagerly and the portal closed.
"Phew, that took quite a lot of power. We are still not strong enough."
"Don't worry, I have a plan. I always have a plan!"
Meanwhile, in Death City, Nevada…
"We're not even that far into the new term. I'd like to go home right now and have a bath"
*KRAKOOM*
Just as Maka charged her undead teacher, Sid, a giant portal caught the attention of everyone. Even Death, watching from a spectral camera, was mesmerized by the portal.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Nothing came out of the portal, but a nearby tombstone was struck by a pink fire and exploded. From the explosion came a giant pink creature, at least 5 feet tall, with 6 arms and tentacles flowing behind it. It had two knives and was switching them between its hands. The most noticeable feature was its giant beak of a parrot. Black Star, the boy with his Demon Weapon, Tsubaki, was the first to react.
"Maka, what the hell is that? Is that truly a guy with a soul that turned into a Kinshin Egg?"
"I don't know, but he is extremely odd looking. Soul, what do you think?"
"I think this bastard deserves a beating for just existing."
"OHOHOHOHO, what a rash statement from a farming tool! Good thing I don't care about my appearance! Shouldn't you be back in Texas in a toolshed somewhere?
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU PINK PIECE OF GARBAGE!"
'This wasn't as planned! Why is there a Kinshin Egg here!?' Sid thought.
The pink "Kinshin Egg" faced Sid.
"Hmm, I know a certain someone who would take a liking to you, but I'm not allowed to tell. In other news, DIE!"
*FWOOSH, FWOOSH, FWOOSH, FWOOSH*
*BOOM*
The new assailant threw 4 balls of pink flame at Sid. All four of them exploded on him, searing his skin and slinging him supine. The zombie crashed into a tree and slumped down.
"So, who wants to duel me?"
Black Star spoke to the Daemon in a boasting manner.
"Hmph, you talk big. Well all I see is a small little pest that's a smart aleck! I accept your challenge."
"Excellent, before we begin our duel, I am known by my friends as Xenon. And I am here to smite you all for my master!"
Xenon charged Black Star and stabbed at him with his two knives. Black Star dodged like it was nothing and transformed his weapon into a Katana.
*SHING, CLANG, SHING*
The "Kinshin Egg" and mortal were exchanging blows extremely fast and was surprising to see the "evil soul" keep up with the agile assassin.
"I've fought Eldar faster than you, you pompous spike head!"
"I don't know what that is, but I don't care. Your just a little, flightless bird!"
Maka took the opportunity to sneak up on the preoccupied "Kinshin Egg" and sliced downward. He was perfectly cut in half, but didn't disintegrate as usual in a cloud of smoke. His two ends fell to the side with no blood.
"Oh come on Maka, I had that guy!"
Soul Eater transformed back to his human form and walked toward the body. Tsubaki did the same
"Wait a minute, there's no Kinshin Egg here…"
Maka, Soul, Black Star, and Tsubaki stood around the body.
"He was kind of a pushover don't you think?" Said Tsubuki.
"I give him 5 stars for keeping up with my ninja skills, but I think he could've done better."
Meanwhile, back in the new Warp…
"Tzeentch, when is he going to do the splitting thing?"
"Yes, I'm dying to see the looks on their faces!"
"Be patient, brothers, he is waiting for the right moment."
"Hehehehe, I love watching these now!"
Meanwhile, back in Death City…
"Maka, I think you should touch it."
"What!? Soul that's crazy! I'm not touching that!"
"I won't call you a short stack anymore if you do it."
Maka puffed her cheeks in annoyance.
"Hmph, fine, I'll get a stick."
Maka found a stick and crouched near the body. She poked the two halves and nothing happened. Poking the corpse for the ninth time with hesitance, the two separated parts starts moving.
They twisted and writhed and started becoming blue. The group of 4 were horrified by this and quickly recoiled back. The bodies were starting to get up, and they finally transformed. Two blue versions of Xenon were now formed, and the looks on their faces were the epiphany of their former jestfulness. Their faces now revealed anguish and sheer hatred, both flailing one knife in one of their hands.
Maka shrieked,
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
"I AM XE!"
"AND I AM NON!"
The two pledged in unison.
"YOU WILL PAY FOR SPLITTING US APART!"
The four teens ran away from the two monsters and stopped near a tree. Tsubaki and Soul returned back to their weapon forms. Maka and Black Star took a stance.
Meanwhile, in the new Realm of Chaos…
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
"Why haven't we thought of working together before?!"
"Because our ideals are different! Now what did Black Legion call this?"
"I believe it was 'Chaos Undivided, where all followers of Chaos stood together as allies and brothers."
"Yes, I remember that. I truly have wished we would all work together. I didn't really want to fight you Tzeentch, but your "master plans" were driving you."
"Well it doesn't matter now! What truly matters now, is those little kids getting their ass kicked by PANSY SORCERY!"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
Meanwhile, back in the graveyard…
Maka and Black Star we're having a hard time trying to fight the two "Kinshin souls". Though they were small, they somehow seem to have more power than their first pink form, being just as efficient. Each were taking turns taunting their mortal opponents.
"Hey blue boy what's with your hair?! It looks trashy and generic!"
"What's with the pigtails? They don't even look good on you!"
"A ninja doesn't wear all black! They wear dark blue to blend into the night sky! And there's obviously a dark blue sky right now!"
"Hey scythe boy, you look like a Gopnik with that getup!"
"Ninja lady! Why are you working with a partner who acts like an idiot!? That's very pathetic for a woman with your potential!"
Black Star finally lost his temper.
"ALRIGHT THAT'S IT!"
The ninja threw his chain scythe at "Kinshin Egg" and wrapped him around it's chain. He then, through the force of gravity, threw the evil soul to the ground. Finally, two of the scythes were driven into him, killing the small blue soul.
"Maka! Let's do it! Match soul wavelengths with me!"
"But we've never done that successfully before!"
"We can do it! We'll be able to pull it off!"
"Mm-hmm."
The Meister and her weapon then spoke in unison.
"Soul-Resonance!
Meanwhile, in the Warp…
"OOOOHHHH! THIS UNKNOWN TECHNIQUE IS MAKING ME HORNY! KHORNE! QUICKLY!"
Slaanesh then took out a chainsword and revved it.
"TAKE THIS AND SHOVE IT THROUGH ME!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE! I'M TRYING TO WATCH THIS!"
"Tzeentch! If that attack hits Non, he won't be able to split up! And that's the best part!"
"Don't worry brother. I am the Changer of Ways! With but a snap of my finger I can change the outcome of whatever I please!"
*SNAP*
Meanwhile, in a very specific graveyard where a giant energy scythe can be found...
Maka's scythe head grew 3 times bigger than normal, which was glowing with energy.
"Scythemeister technique of lore! Witch Hunter!"
*SNAP*
As she heard a very loud snapping noise, she slipped on the muddy dirt of the ground. The scythe fired a gigantic energy blade and cut through the ground. Missing the "Kinshin Soul" entirely and almost hitting Black Star. But the blue soul perished when a giant piece of rubble landed on his head, killing him.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!"
"Hey, that was your fault Soul! Do it right you idiot!"
"Huh? Give me a break! How was that my fault?! What are you, daft?! You're out of your mind, aren't you?! You were the one holding me!"
Maka and Soul stopped bickering when they heard the sound of burning fire. Black Star also stopped his movement. The three finally looked behind them and saw 4 small flames that looked exactly like the "Kinshin Soul" they faced before.
"I AM X!"
"I AM E"
"I AM N!"
"AND FINALLY, I AM ON!"
The four Brimstone Horrors then spoke in unison.
"WE ARE THE FINAL REMAINS OF XENON! YOU WILL BURN LIKE A BODY MELTING IN A VOLCANO!"
Black Star, Maka, and Soul screamed in confusion.
"WHAT THE HELL?! HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!"
"MAKA THAT DOESN'T MATTER! WHAT MATTERS IS FINALLY GETTING RID OF THIS ASSHOLE!"
But just as they were yelling, the four flames started dancing around them in some sort of ritual. The four teens found themselves with flying fire thrown at them, and tiny talons scratching at them.
The teens, in cacophonous unison,
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
Meanwhile, in the Immaterium…
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! YES! I LOVE MY MASTER PLANS!"
"Ah great, I'm flaccid now."
"That was a great one Tzeentch! I bet your horror is having fun!"
"It would have been better if they actually hit!"
"I'm sure the Horror hurt them emotionally, hehehe!"
Meanwhile, back in that one graveyard we all know and love…
"Ugh! We finally killed them!"
"You said it Black Star, now, where is his soul?"
Soul and Tsubaki were now in their normal forms. The group then looked to see the soul in front of them. It wasn't red with scales on it at all. It was fully blue with no white inside and blue glow. It had a pink energy swirling on the surface like when you take a close look at a soup bubble. It was menacing to say the least.
"Tsubaki, I think you should eat it."
"Oh…. Umm, ok."
*FWOOOSH*
Tsubaki reached down to grab the soul, but before she could, it blew up in a cloud of smoke. However, that wasn't the mysterious part. What truly freaked everyone out was that Tsubaki was on fire.
"AHHH!"
"TSUBAKI!"
"WAIT! BLACK STAR - it doesn't…. hurt?"
Tsubaki felt nothing wrong. It's like this pink fire was a part of her natural body. She looked to see everyone still had a shock on their face.
"Guys it's fine! There's nothing to worry about!"
Soul and Black Star started to nose bleed and Maka spurted out.
"TSUBAKI! YOU'RE NAKED!"
"Huh?"
She looked down to see herself very naked. But since this isn't a lemon fanfic I won't describe the details. Perhaps Slaanesh could write one for you.
"AHHHH!"
Meanwhile, in Super Hell…
*CLICK*
Slaanesh took a picture with a camera of the scene that unfolded.
"I'LL BE IN MY ROOM FOR AWHILE, OK BYE!"
"HAHAHAHAHA!"
"I would laugh but enjoyment would please Slaanesh."
"What just happened Tzeentch?"
"Well Nurgle, this is my countermeasure to Demon Weapons. Since they can eat souls, that means the Daemons will be gone forever, and a part of us lost. Our daemon souls cannot be touched by anyone, not even with the ways of magic, telekinesis, technology, or any force. And if they try to do it, they will have a certain effect upon the world if attempted to be touched in any way. My souls will surround you with Warp Fire for 1 minute and will disintegrate your clothes until they reform back when the minute is over. Khorne's souls will spawn a small puddle of boiling blood for 1 minute. Your souls will spawn a small viscous pool of green slime that lasts for 20 seconds."
"But what will it do?"
"It will either cause rapid growth or decay to any plant that gets consumed by the liquid."
"I am happy with that effect. But what about Slaanesh's?"
In the distance the three gods could hear a muffled voice.
"UNF, UNF, YES! SMOTHER ME WITH YOUR ADOLESCENT TITS!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAGGOT!"
"STOP KINK SHAMING ME!"
"Slaanesh… gets a perfume shaped bomb that explodes. The first two people to be near the blast will get lustful for each other, and no one else will be affected. This lasts for 10 seconds."
Slaanesh then came running back into the half circle.
"That sounds like a great idea!"
The Chaos Gods then resumed their spectating to see the four teens dragging the still conscious Sid and meeting to fight the mad scientist, Dr. Stein. After their battle, they realized it was just a lesson in their remedial class and were taught that the pink "Kinshin Soul" was not planned.
Meanwhile, in Death's personal room for spying on people…
"How odd… no Kinshin soul has ever looked like that before. What do you think, son?"
"If you would ask me, the only thing symmetrical about that abomination is him splitting up. Everything else was straight up disgusting."
"Lets just hope more of them won't show up."
The two still stood in the room, unaware of Tzeentch, knowing everyone and everything. No one can escape the God of Fate.
"And yes I know this is a fanfic as well, EHEHEHAHAHAHAEKEKEKEKKEEK!"