His life he's devised
To be the most organized
Super neat
Can't be beat
Took his father's seat
An amazing feat
Can dish out some heat
To cook some meat
Weapons tell a different story
One with less glory
Liz and Patty
Feel he acts a little bratty
Only one sandal
Is considered a scandal
May be hard to handle
Like a wax candle
Hates unnecessary debris
Cares a lot about symmetry
Possessor of greatness
Who values straightness