The Arrivals

I think this is going well. Please review! If you didn't know, this is my first FanFiction!! I don't own Mario or any of the other characters in the Mario series.

Bowser: Umm…why am I here right now….

KBF: I could care less.

Bowser: You should. I feel like beating the sh-

Ludwig: Hey dad, Jr. iz freaking out again.

Bowser: What did you guys do…

Ludwig: Well…Roy and Wendzy, they kind of...put ze leftoverz from lazt night'z dinner…and zmeared it all over his bandana…you know…ze squash…

Bowser: Wha!? Who made squash!? I'm allergic to squash! Or at least that's what the doctor told me…is that why I was knocked out all last night?

Ludwig: No…you came home, started to zcream for zome reazon, and fell azleep on the floor…We had to carry you to bed…which, almozt-broke-my back…No, you aren't allergic to squash…you ate zome.

KBF: Continue this conversation later. On to the story.

Bowser: Jr.'s allergic to squash!!! Doctor says so!!!

DK: "Ok, everyone ready?"

Diddy: "YEAH, LET'S GO ALREADY."

Dixie: "Always in a rush. Ok, let's go then."

DK: "Alright, alright…"

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Luigi: "How much beer you think you are-a-going to drink, Mario?

Mario: "Dunno. Hopefully I'll outdrink that fatass Bowser! I'd imagine-a-

he's a mean drunk though…"

"Don't worry, you can beat him! As for me, I just wanna see anything between me and-a-Daisy."

"Well, then, let's go already!"

"Oh ye!

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Yoshi: "Ok, where's his castle again…Whoa…whoa-whoa-whoa-WOAH-WOOOAAAHHH!!!"

Yoshi, being a little clumsy, almost falls straight into Bowser's Moat-o-Lava.

"Wow, close. I'm here already? Guess I'll just go inside for a bit…"

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Daisy: "Come on, Peach! We've gotta go!"

Peach: "HOLD ON! I'm doing my hair! Everyone always stares at it when they first see me for the day."

"You do realize they just think you're cute and sexy that way. Especially Bowser."

"Yeah I know. There…all done."

"Come on then!"

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Toad: "Oh my gawd, come on woman! I wanna get there before Mario drinks everything!"

Toadette: "Oh shut up. Don't worry, we'll get there. Now come on, I'm done."

"The red one looked fine…"

"Shut up and come on!"

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Wario: "Hey, let's-a-go already!"

Waluigi: "Fine, fine, I'm right here!"

"Oh ye, Bowser's in for it now…"

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Birdo: "Here it is! Hey, is that Yoshi? Hmm…I'll go after him…"

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Ludwig: "Hey dad, where should zis axe go? How about on ze other zide of zis bridge above zis lava?"

Bowser: "NO! NO DON'T PUT IT THERE DAMMIT! PLEASE NO!!"

Ludwig: "Okay, Okay! I'll put it somewhere elze…"

(Pant) "So, how's the booby traps going, Roy?"

Roy: "Perfectly…see? Here's the best one so far!"

"I MEANT BOOBY TRAPS NOT BOOBS TRAPS! WHAT THE HELL-Wait….that's a goo-actually, no. Peach would kill me. Get rid of it."

"Hmph. Alright."

Bowser walked down the hallway, and ran into Yoshi.

Bowser: "What the…Yoshi!? Why are you here so early!?"

Yoshi: "Honestly, no clue."
"Well then…just don't screw around too much…!"

"Aww, that takes the fun out of it."

"The dungeon/torture chamber might be fun for your tastes. Want that instead?"

"Umm…no thank you."

"Then don't screw around!"

"Yes sir…"

Birdo: "HA! Finally got you!

Yoshi: "Birdo!? Wha!?"
Bowser: "What are you two doing here…Party hasn't even started yet and you're annoying the hell out of me…"

Birdo: "Fine then. Just let me stay with Yoshi and I'm outta your way, and I'll keep him away from you-"

Bowser: "DONE! Now go somewhere!!"

Birdo: "Let's go, big boy."

Yoshi: "Wait, Bowser! Don't leave me with her!! She'll suffocate me with her damnable love!!!"

Bowser: "I wouldn't wanna have someone who's a transsexual have a crush on me either…even if it was Peach…Better him than me…Ok guys, the party guests are going to be coming soon! Go get dressed!"

Roy and Ludwig: "Ok, Dad!"

And soon, after an amount of time too lazy to be known or described, the guests finally start to arrive. Roy was wearing his typical mask, except he polished his shell. Ludwig did the same. Bowser, though, changed into his shiny, "Good" shell, which looked the same but as if it were a newborn koopa's shell. The spikes were more whitish then his other shell's, and the shell itself was shinier. He whitened his horns, teeth, and claws the best he could. He also changed his spiked bracelets, anklets, and choker into newer, shinier, and sharper ones. Lastly, he wore a special white vest he planned to take off later. Probably to impress someone…Bowser was the door greeter.

The first guests were starting to arrive. And guess who was first? Wario and Waluigi, of course. They were speeding though the streets with Waluigi's purple Corvette (I think, correct me if I'm wrong), Nearly falling right into the Castle Moat-o-Lava. They got out and charged Bowser's gates.

Wario: "Ok, where's da beer!? Open up!!"

Bowser: "Don't tell me that was Wario…"

He looked outside a window, sighed, and opened the gates. They were wearing their regular clothing…

Bowser: "Gawd, do you guys really have to be here so damn early?"

Waluigi: "He said if not, he'd rape and kill me tonight. I didn't want to take-a-my chances…"

Bowser: "Uh….yeah…just go inside and set the packs on the table. I don't care where you go, don't bother me right now."

Wario: "Hmph. Fine. But I'm getting drunk BEFORE the party starts."

Then, Toad and Toadette arrived. 1 second before Mario and Luigi in their little go-kart. Mario was wearing the same, except whiter gloves, more blackish shoes, a black vest, and a red rose. Luigi wore the same things, except his flower was a Climb Rose. It's a rose that is white with barely any red visible, and in the middle it's orangish-red.

Bowser: "Heh, plumbing doesn't get ya much, does it, Mario?"

Mario: "Oh, you want to take-a-my vest? Ok, here."

He, and Luigi, shoved their vests in his face. Angry, Bowser was ready to attack, but overcame his anger since he didn't want to ruin the vest he had on. He hung both vests in the nearby closet.

Bowser: "Grrr…Just stay outta the way until the party starts!"

Luigi: "Got sand in your vagina again, eh Bowser?"

Bowser: "I'm gonna kick your ass soooo hard…Hmph. I barely know you two, but welcome. Your jacket?"

Toad: "Ok, here. Hey, being nice today?"

Bowser: "Mabye. Don't get on my nerves, and there won't be trouble. Got it?"

"Sure, why not. Toadette, your scarf?

Toadette: "I wanna keep it on."

Toad: "Ok. Let's go inside then."

Bowser: "Go on."

The next to arrive was Daisy and Peach. Excited, Daisy almost tripped getting to the door. Peach was calm, but inside, excited and filled with glee. Bowser finally invited her, instead of kidnapping her, to his castle. Daisy wore a white version of her dress, a beautiful bracelet encrusted with a red, and a tiara encrusted with a diamond. Peach wore a darker shade of red of her dress, a gold-chain bracelet with a diamond in the middle. She also wore a tiara. They both had umbrellas, a fashion statement…?

Bowser: "Well, well…the lovely ladies have come. May I say you look fabulous tonight!

Daisy: "Yeah yeah, we know that."

"May I take your umbrellas?"

Peach: "Oh, here. How nice."

Daisy: "I still don't trust you much…"

Bowser: "Hmph. Mabye you will tonight then."

"Mabye. Or not."

"Oh just go in. More guests are coming."

"Ok, Ok. Let's go Peach."

Peach: "Yeah, ok. Hey, there's Mario and Luigi!"

The last guests, DK, Diddy, and Dixie, arrived. DK was wearing a black jacket. No pants…Diddy, a yellow-ish jacket….no pants….and Dixie had make-up all over…no clothes…

Bowser: "I hope you're not planning on putting on your birthday suit."

DK: "Not for you. For some sexy lady tonight! Mabye even Peach!"

Bowser "She's mine, you son-of-a-bitch!"

"Not if I get her first!"

"She doesn't like you!"

"She likes me more than you."

Diddy: "Can we stop fighting already? Here, take the damn jackets."

Bowser: "Hmph. Fine. Go inside and meet with the others."

Dixie: "Come on, uncle."

DK: "We'll settle this later…"

Bowser: "Primitive ass-scratching ape."

And so, the party has started. What'll happen now? I can't say. Bowser's at home, so no small conversation…thank gawd. Watch the next chapter! More humor, ridiculousness, and beertime! It feels like these chapters have been kinda short, so I'll make the next ones a little longer! Minigame ideas are appreciated!!!