Love in Disguise?
Sorry, my internet's having some problems...I might not be adding chappies as frequently as I have been...
Bowser: That means Bowser and Peach time, right?
KBF: Don't get your hopes up…mabye…mabye not.
Bowser: Go on, then.
Everyone was now at the game board. It was now Bowser's turn. Although, there's a problem…everyone is fighting.
Waluigi: "HEY! GET OFF ME!!!"
Toadette: "NO, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!"
Daisy: "Yoshi, I don't want any damn eggs!!"
Yoshi: "Bitch, you better back off before I stuff them down your throat."
"WHAT'D YOU SAY!?" Daisy punched him in the jaw and knocked him down. Yoshi got up and tackled her.
Diddy: "Hmph. Everyone's fighting. This is boring."
Dixie: "You're one to talk!!!"
Diddy: "WHAT!? DIE!!!"
Diddy grabbed her head and slammed her body into the ground. Dixie, about to explode, kicked him in the crotch.
"AWW!! Son of…a bitch…that hurt!!"
"I know."
Mario: "Luigi? What's going on?"
Luigi: "Well…DK got mad 'cause Peach-a-slapped him 'cause he was hitting on her, so he-a-went crazy, and punched Roy in the eye. Ludwig attacked him, but-a-only made him madder so he started to attack everyone…and-a-everyone started to fight…"
Bowser: "I'm gonna kill him!!! Roy!? Where are you!?"
Roy: "Ug, here dad…"
"You ok?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. Ludwig?"
Ludwig: "I'm alright…we've got to ztop thiz."
Bowser: "Ok, I've got it."
Bowser took in a big breathe, smoke coming out of his snout, and spit fire at everyone who was fighting.
Bowser: "You idiots! What the hell are you doing!? Calm down!!!"
Everyone: "Grrrr…."
Mario: "Ok, wait! We've gotta move on! You wanna win big, right!?"
Peach: "Well…I guess so…"
"Well then let Bowser go already!"
Bowser: "Umm...thanks?"
Mario: "Shut up and go."
Bowser: "Hmph." Bowser jumped, and accidentally hit the block with his head. "Ow...that hurt…6…1..2..3..4..5..hmm. I'll go get somethin' from the shop…" He thought.
He walked inside of the shop, and a goomba was sitting at the counter.
Goomba: "What would you like today? We have a Hammer Bros. Hammer for 10 coins(Steals 10 coins), Bob-omb for 5(Skip a turn), and a Super Mushroom for 15.
Bowser: "Eh, nah. Nothing of intrest. Besides, I pay you."
Goomba: "No you don't…."
Bowser: "Huh?"
Goomba: "Your fly's open."
"I don't…wha!?"
"I don't….know…I'm crazy?"
"Uh…sure…" Bowser walked out, and began to scratch his head. "Oookay…idiot. And..7. Question Mark again..."
Then, a koopa appeared in front of him.
Koopa: "I'm here to give everyone 10 coins!"
Everyone: "Hellz yes."
Bowser: "Not all for me though…"
Toad: "Pig."
Bowser: "Shut up, fungus!"
"My name's Toad! Fuck you."
"Me and your mom. Eww, nevermind…Kammy?"
Kammy: "Yes, there is one. Starting the wheel."
And the wheel starts spinning.
Dixie: "One of them looks like a heart…aww…"
Then, the wheel stopped. Everyone listened in to see what Kammy had to say.
Kammy: "Well, that's the one…I think this will be intresting…the game is: "Make-out, Fake-out!"
Everyone: "Make-out!?"
Then, everyone was teleported to a room with a giant bottle in the middle, with two openings. There were hearts on the wall, but the lights were a little dim.
Peach: "Aww, this looks so romantic…"
Kammy: "I'm glad you think so. The rules of this game are that whoever two people the bottle is pointing at…"
DK: "Well?"
"They have to kiss, mouth-to-mouth style…and if you refuse…you get your coins taken away, and next turn skipped due to you getting seriously whipped. Tonguing and everything."
Everyone: "WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Shocking. And also…awesome…all of the men were getting ready for the women to embrace their...uhh…yeah. The women were giggling. Mario was clearing his throat, Wario and Waluigi were laughing and grinning widely, Diddy was dancing around and clapping, and Bowser was applying a breathe spray.
Bowser: "Time for me to get lucky…"
Mario: "Who? With DK?"
"I'd say so for yourself."
Luigi: "I'm gonna get some woman tonight…"
Kammy: "Ok, we're gonna start this fast! Ok, spin bottle!"
The bottle starts
spinning, and everyone was nervous, or anxious.
Daisy: "I hope I get Luigi…"
And….the bottle stops. Tensions rise. Sweat starts. Gloves get sweatier. It points to…Luigi…and…Daisy!
Daisy: "YES! I got my wish!"
Kammy: "Now, it must be for 10 seconds. Anytime…"
Luigi: "Oh ye! Hot stuff!!" Luigi ran to Daisy, and started to...make out with her...
Bowser: "I'm not watchin' this."
DK: "Me neither..."
Everyone: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!" And Luigi was done.
Luigi: "Damn that felt-a-good!"
Daisy: "I know it did. I've got another present for you later, big boy."
"Ooo, hoo-hoo! I like the sound of that!" Luigi then ran back to his seat."
Mario: "How was it, bro?"
Luigi: "Beer and…sweat…."
"Nice."
Wario: "This makes me feel SOOO hungry for some sexy woman!"
Waluigi: "Calm down. HEY, DON'T DO THAT IN FRONT OF-A-EVERYONE!!!"
"Fine…"
Dixie: "I hope I get no one. I like no one here."
Diddy: "I'm gonna get someone!!!"
Kammy: "OK, let's start this again.
Kammy starts up the bottle. Once again, tensions rise, sweat all over.
Wario: "Come on…come on…" The bottle nearly stops on Wario and Peach.
Kammy: "Peach...and...uh...ROY!?
"Aww, dammit!!!"
Roy: "AWSOME! OH YEAH!!!"
Bowser: "Hmph. I don't get to make out with her, but my SON does? Damn…"
Peach: "Oh no…one of Bowser's kids!? Is it worse than the father himself!?" She thought.
Roy ran over to Peach, anxious to get it on. Peach resisted, crossed her arms, but gave in.
Peach: "I have to do it…getting whipped hurts!!" She thought.
Yoshi: "You'd know, wouldn't ya!?"
Peach: "Oh shut up."
And so, she leaned towards the puckered-up Roy, and…landed her lips on his.
Bowser: "Nice, if I say so myself."
DK: "Aww, dammit…the two ladies are taken…damn…"
Diddy: "Like you had a chance."
Wario: "Mmm…looks good…"
Waluigi: "Calm down…not-a-now you idiot!"
Mario: "I'm gonna kill you AND your kids, Bowser!!!"
Bowser: "Slow it down, Kammy! I like the look on Mario's face! Heh-heh!"
Everyone: "4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
Peach: "BLECH!! Eww! Koopa saliva!! It was fire-hot…I've gotta go throw-up!" She ran to the bathroom, about to vomit all over the floor. Roy spaced out, walking back to his spot.
Ludwig: "So…how waz it?"
Roy: "Aw…some…girl kisses are like…heaven…"
Everyone else...jaw-dropped…
Kammy: "Since….no one has anything to say…let's get on to the last one. Here we go!"
Wario: "Last one!? Ok, here we go. Come on…"
DK: "Me! Me! ME!!!"
Diddy: "No, me!"
Yoshi: "I don't care."
Suprisingly, none of the girls, except Daisy, were excited, and said nothing.
Kammy: "Almost…"
The bottle was centered on Waluigi.
Waluigi: "Weh-heh! Who do I get tonight?"
But unfortunately, it passed him. It was going to…
Everyone: "Huh?"
Both bottles stopped. Everyone gasped. Luigi fainted. Toadette froze. Yoshi ran in circles, yelling "Oh the Humanity!!!" Some were laughing their asses off. Who was it on?
Who else would make everyone scared, laugh, and vomit at the same time?
Who?
It was…it was…
Mario…
and….
WHAT!?
Bowser…!?
Mario: "Mama-Mia!!!!"
Bowser: "WHAT!?"
Both were drained of their color. Mario almost fainted, and Bowser's jaw almost fell off hanging so low. His pupils were dilated. Mario couldn't keep himself up. Peach, now done throwing up her beer, came out only to see the bottle pointing at Mario and Bowser.
Peach: "D-…D-Does that mean…Mario…has to...kiss…Bowser!?"
Kammy: "Umm….yeah…I guess so…anyone need barf-bags?"
Everyone: "MEEE!!!!"
Roy: "Dad? I feel sorry for you…but uh…I got Peach and you didn't!!!! HA!"
Ludwig: "Dad? You…okay? I…have nozing to zay…"
Bowser regained his body, and grabbed his hair.
Bowser: "I CAN'T KISS HIM!!!! I'M NOT GAY!!! AND IF HE IS, I DON'T WANNA BE ANY PART OF IT!!!"
Kammy: "Sorry…but ya have to do it…or else coin loss, and…someone in this room gets to whip you…"
Mario: "But…I…eww…I…just thinking about-a-that…I can't stay awake!"
Kammy: "Gotta do what ya gotta do."
Bowser: "I…I…hmph. I guess…if I have to…I WON'T!!!!
Yoshi: "DO IT OR I'LL BE THE ONE TO WHIP YOU!!!"
Wario: "AND I'LL MOON YOU WHILE THAT'S HAPPENING!!!!"
Waluigi: "Oh gawd…"
Bowser: "But I…..I…ugh…..f-….f-...fine…" Bowser hesitatingly took short steps over to Mario.
Everyone: "BUAHAHAHA!!! AHH HAHAHAHA!!!"
DK: "Go on, go get em'!" DK pushed Bowser to Mario, and backed off.
Bowser: "Why you…huh? Oh…yeah…" Bowser started to scratch his head. He looked away, and his eyes were halfway open.
Mario: "You wouldn't…you can't!!! You won't!!!"
Bowser: "But….I….I have to…I don't…I won't!!!!"
Yoshi: "This is better than porn on a Saturday night!!!"
Waluigi: "YEAH!"
Toad: "Well? Go on!"
Daisy: "Is he…gonna do it?
Mario: "Wait, what!? NO!!!!"
Bowser: "I…I…I…(Gulp)…"
Bowser starts to think, "But…why me? Why now? Why…I can't do this!! Not in front of everyone!!! Especially Peach….Ludwig and Roy will definitely tell the kids…and the guard Koopas are watching!!! They're probably just begging to see this!!!"
Over at the door, one of the Koopas gets excited.
Koopa #1: "Dude, are you seeing this!?"
Koopa #2: "Yeah…is he really gonna do this!?"
"I don't know, but we gotta get the others!!!"
"Yeah! I'll go get a video-camera!!!"
And soon enough, there were many Koopas and Goombas lined outside, watching the two engage in unreal love. One of them had a video-camera, and one a digital camera.
Koopa: "Oh, this is something we've been waiting for!!!"
Goomba: "HELLZ YEAH!!! Someone get me a drink!!!"
Back on the game board…
Bowser: "(Gulp) Mario…I…I…"
Toad: "Eww, this feels like some nasty gay movie!!!"
Mario: "Bowser, I swear, I…I'll beat the shit out of you!!!"
Bowser: "Grrr…..I'll always hate you for this, Mario…ALWAYS!!!!" Bowser moaned.
Mario: "Wait! Wha!? Wha!? NOOO!!!!!"
Everyone gasped…Daisy fainted…
Bowser grabbed Mario by the shoulders, and began to…to…make out….with him……
Koopa: "Dude...I'm gettin all of this..."
Mario tried to get away, but he was too paralyzed to move an inch. Bowser started to lick all over the inside of his mouth…
Peach: "Oh…my…gawd…" Peach began to get sick, and ran to the bathroom, vomiting all over everything. Everyone else was frozen, watching the kissing Mario and Bowser.
Kammy: "Oh gawd…eww…he's gonna kill me…1...uuh….2…4…3…4……..uh…"
Kammy hesitated, shocked by the situation. Bowser was about to vomit inside Mario's mouth. Mario was almost unconscious.
"5..6……..7…"
Kammy couldn't finish. Bowser was too wrapped up in embarrassment and pain to realize she was stretching the time….
"…..8…..uhh….uhh….9….."
Almost done…
"(cough)….10!"
Bowser was done. He threw Mario away from his lips, now covered in saliva, turned around, and kneeled.
Bowser: "I…I…can't believe…I just did that…I'm gonna hurl!!!"
He ran off to the bathroom, ready to explode. He, as well as Peach, was vomiting all over the toilets. The amount of beer they drank only increased how sick they became. Mario was thrown against the wall, knocked out. The others were staring at Mario…
Luigi: "Mario!!! You ok!?" Luigi ran over to his aid, the others just sat there…then…they also rushed over to the bathrooms, sick as can be, tripping and coughing on their way. Every toilet was occupied.
Kammy: "Ok, then…I GUESS THIS IS A BAD TIME TO SAY THAT THEY PUT SOMETHING IN THOSE DRINKS!!!"
Everyone: "WHAT!?" That made for more disgusting things.
Kammy: "JUST KIDDIN'!!!
.:5 minutes of very disgusting noises and slop later:.
Bowser walked out of the bathroom. He was dizzy, and was now an empty-belly.
Bowser: "Did I….did I just kiss Mario…I made out with him!? It felt like…like I just died and my spirit was being harassed by some homosexual ice-cream man asking me if he wants to come in back and get some 'Popsicles'…Just gotta try to forget all the pain…"
Mario: "Wha…..what happened…did he…He just-a-violated me!! Eww!!!" Mario began to spit all over the floor. "Gawd, Bowser, you homo!"
Bowser: "I only did it cause I had to!!! Would you rather get whipped?"
"Yeah…"
"Shut up."
"You're gay."
"I did that to save your dignity!! Sort of…"
"I don't want any of your gay dignity."
"….Oh shut up…"
Everyone else started to pour out of the bathroom.
Waluigi: "IT SMELLS LIKE DIARRHEA IN-A-THERE!"
Luigi: "Obvious!"
Peach: "Diddy, stop humping my leg!"
DK: "I CAN'T BREATHE!!!"
Toadette: "I like pie…"
Toad: "…(Sigh) Sometimes…I swear…you're a complete ass."
Toadette: "WHAT!?" Toad got slapped.
Daisy: "Waluigi and Wario won't stop poking me!!!"
Wario: "I don't know…it looks like she doesn't have one….but then again…"
o0
Everyone now had that image out of their minds. Bowser, now disturbed and scared, walks to his position on the board. Mario, trying to ignore this by blaming it on Bowser, crossed his arms and tried to forget.
DK: "Ok, that scared me…we should definitely move on now…who's turn is it!?"
Mario: "ME! Now wait."
Mario jumped, and hit his block with professionalism.
Luigi: "Show off."
Mario: "You can't do barely anything I can do, so shut up."
"Anything you can do, I can do betteeerrr."
"I can do anything better than yooouu."
"NO YA CAN'T!"
"YES I CAN!"
"NO YA CAN'T!"
"YES I CAN!"
"Anything you can do, I can do betteeerr."
"I can do anything better than YOO-"
They were interrupted by Bowser, who body-slammed Luigi.
Bowser: "Shut the hell up and move on before I kill you, dammit!!!"
Peach: "Aww….I thought it was cute…"
"No, Peach, no it wasn't."
"You can't tell me what it was. I KNOW CUTE!!!"
"I know. Heh, I can tell by looking at you."
"I can't tell by looking at YOU."
Mario: "MOVIN' ON!!!"
Mario got a 6.
"Dammit, right where Bowser is…no shop."
Goomba: "YOU'VE GOTTA COME IN HERE SOMETIME!!! I'LL MAKE YOU IF I HAVE TO!!! I DON'T GET PAID!!!"
Bowser: "Yeah you do!!!"
Mario: "Hmph. Hate you Bowser. Hurt my feelings."
Bowser: "I'm sooo sorry. Want some of my tears?"
"Cry me a river, bitch."
"How bout' a fist in your face!?"
Diddy: "Ooo, Ooo! Gay lovers!"
Mario: "And who…are you?"
Diddy: "….Gay lover."
"I hate-a-you."
Dixie: "Shut up and move!!!"
Mario moved to Bowser's spot, and stayed 2 feet away…
Mario: "Not letting you touch me again."
Bowser: "Not gonna argue!!!"
Ludwig: "Umm…the chapter'z about up. We do….what now?"
Roy: "Sit there and wave, don't let them know…"
"What?"
………
KBF: What a twist. I liked i-OW! WHY'D YOU PUNCH ME!?!?
Bowser: I….kissed Mario…I AM GOING TO KILL YOU….
KBF: What? But it was for the viewers!!! No…please no…NO!!! NO!!!!
Bowser: Don't worry; I'll still tell the story after you're gone…."
KBF: "MARIO!!! LUI-Oh wait…he can't help...YOSHI!!!! NO!!!!"