Competition Can Be Wild…
I don't own any Mario Characters. I wish I owned Bowser. He's badass!! It seems Mario and Bowser are the ones I'm concentrating on...I think...but I also think you'll see why I am concentrating on the two in this chapter. I sorta have writer's block...In the next chapter, it may be focused on those two again...But I'll try to get some others in!
Bowser: It looks like I almost killed the author. He's in the hospital right now, I had to carry him to the emergency room…
Peach: I saw the whole thing!!! But he kind of deserved it…I think…
Bowser: Hi, Peach! What are you doin' here?
Peach: Umm…I don't know…
Bowser: Want to stay for the story? I'd like it if you did…and I have cookies with you on them...
Peach: Umm…sure..?
Bowser: Awsome!
Mario was done with his turn. Although, there was no mini-game. It was now Dixie's turn.
Dixie: "This is gonna be short, am I right?"
Bowser: "Depends. The longer ya stay, the more ya win."
Everyone: "Stayin' till morning!!!"
Bowser: "….Good…?"
Dixie: "Ok. Here we go."
Wario: "I need another drink."
Wario heads to the bar AGAIN. This time, Bowser, Mario, Diddy, and Roy also go as well.
Diddy: "Wow. Everyone wants beer."
Roy: "So? It's gewwdd…."
Bowser: "….You're just lucky I'm letting you drink, Roy. I know Ludwig's responsible enough, but are you…?"
"Sure I am!"
Wario: "How bout' we have a drinking contest!?"
Everyone: "A CONTEST!?"
At that time, everyone headed over to the bar, leaving Dixie alone and angry.
Dixie: "HEY! IT'S STILL MY TURN!!!" Being ignored, she decides to go as well, to stay with the crowd…
Mario: "I'm gonna win!!! I'm the best drunk here!!!"
DK: "No, I am!!!"
Bowser: "I hope you're not gonna do anything idiotic when you're drunk…"
"I'm not even gonna say anything about that."
"Good."
"SHUT UP!!! STOP INTIMIDATING ME!!!"
Wario: "Let's just get it started!!!"
Yoshi: "I am going to LOVE this…"
Ludwig: "I'm not going to join…zeemz ztupid…"
Roy: "Aww, come on, Luddy! It'll be fun!"
"Hmph…fine…"
Bowser: "Hey, barkoopa. Set us up, will ya?"
Barkoopa: "Alright, comin' up!"
Kammy: "I have a better idea!"
Suddenly, all players were teleported to a room with pictures of glasses of overflowing beer, and the words "CHUG!" all over them.
Bowser: "Kammy! Where are we!?"
Kammy: "You wanted a drinking contest, right? That appears to be one of the mini-games! SO, why don't we put some coins on the line?"
Luigi: "Sounds-a-good to me!"
Mario: "Let's-a-go!"
Kammy: " There's prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place! You may put in as many as you'd like, but don't bet too high!!!"
Bowser: "I don't care! I'm putting in all my coins!" Bowser was one of the best in the party at this type of thing, so he had full confidence.
Mario: "Me too!" Mario was also one of the best.
Luigi: "Umm…5 coins…" Luigi wasn't as good as his brother, and he always has low self-esteem…
Toadette: "None…I'm not even gonna even try!"
Toad: "5!"
Yoshi: "All of them!" Yoshi…well nobody really knew if he had ever drunk anything other than nasty, dirty pond water.
Peach: "None…I don't want to."
Daisy: "Me neither. Seems pointless."
DK: "All of them!" With DK's attitude, you could assume he's pretty good at this.
Diddy: "Uh, 5." Diddy has tried before, but always lost…
Dixie: "Not trying."
Wario: "All of them!" Wario was pretty good too. Seems like those four would be the main competition.
Waluigi: "Uh, 5."
Ludwig: "Matter of fact, I'm not going to participate. As Daisy said, seemz pointlezz."
Bowser: "Well, alright…"
Roy: "Chicken! Umm…6?" Roy wanted to participate, but he knew his dad. Roy knew he wouldn't win.
Kammy: "Well, that's everyone. Here." Kammy made one giant table appear, with 10 chairs. "Time to get started! Grab a chair and get ready!"
Mario and Luigi: "Here-we-go!!!"
A bang is heard, and glasses of beer appear in front of everyone. They all start drinking, some fast, some slow. All 10 of them started to choke down the drinks.
Roy: "Tastes good…next!"
Mario: "I'm gonna kick everyone's ass!"
Everyone: "Oh, really!?"
It was on. Mario's rant made the match go even faster. Everyone was literally choking on beer now. 5 sets down! And…some started to slow down a little…
Toad: "Guh…I can keep goin'."
Luigi: "What's wrong, Toad? Too much for ya?"
"No…"
Diddy: "Ooo! Ooo! More!"
DK: Wow, he's never been like this." DK thought.
They were done 3 more sets…and Toad was beginning to back down…
Toad: "Ugh…too…much…" Toad, overwhelmed by how much he drank, fell over and vomited all over Daisy's shoes.
Daisy: "EWW! TOAD, YOU BASTARD!!!" Daisy began to pummel Toad with her purse. Meanwhile, the competition was through it's 10 set marker. Yoshi and Diddy began to sway…
Yoshi: "Aww…dammit…" Yoshi vomited downwards, all over himself, and fell off his chair.
Diddy: "Ow…sorta hurts…" Diddy hit his head on the table and fell over, knocked out.
Bowser: "HA! Three down, seven ta go! And not even drunk yet!"
Mario: "Me neither, fatass."
Bowser: "Grrrrrr..."
Luigi: "I'm fine…"
DK: "Let's go then!"
Roy: "I'm still here!"
Wario: "I'm-a-gonna win!"
Waluigi: "I'm fine, too! Mabye I'll win!"
The eleventh set was finished. The twelfth appeared, and Waluigi was feeling down…he was swaying a bit.
Waluigi: "I…I'm not…out yet..!"
Luigi: "You look like you are."
"I think…I think so…" Waluigi fell back in his chair, vomiting on his way down.
Kammy: "Wow, it's gonna be a mess. Luckily, this isn't the game room!"
Finally, at the 14th set, Roy was feeling dizzy…
Ludwig: "I zink zou are done…"
Roy: "Yeah…(Burp) Ow…"
He fell backwards, but Ludwig caught him. Then, Roy vomited in Ludwig's face!!! He let Roy go, Roy fell to the ground, still choking, and Ludwig started to vomit all over him.
Ludwig: "Ugh…Dizgusting!!! Huu-"
Peach: "EWW!!! NASTY!!!"
Toadette: "Boys are so immature…"
Now, the real competition started. They were already on the 19th set.
Kammy: "Gawd, how much can a guy drink!? This is impossible!!!"
Bowser: "(Burp) I'm just getting' started!"
Mario: "Oh, it's-a-on!"
DK: "AAOO! AAOO!" DK was beating his chest.
Luigi: "(BURP) Ugh…I might be out soon…"
On the 21st set, Luigi was right. He swayed to the left, then to the right…then fell over, knocked out.
Mario: "Bro? Crap. Well…it's me, Bowser, Wario, and DK…"
Wario: "Aug…I'm not-a-givin' up!"
Bowser: "You should. Take Mario with ya."
Mario: "Screw you!"
On the 23rd set, Wario was out. He slid out of his seat, and had a large...gas leak, which stunk…very badly…
Mario: "Oh my gawd Wario!!! What was that!?!?"
Bowser: "Dammit!! Someone get some spray!!!"
DK: "Oh gawd…I can't take it…too…disgusting…"
DK, having taken in too much gas, fell backwards, but he broke the chair under his weight…
Bowser: "Hmm…that leaves just you…and me Mario…"
Mario: "Like you're…gonna win."
"I plan to!"
"Your-a-plans never work."
Kammy: "Ok, ok. Last two. DK already has 3rd place, so both of you are gonna win. But…who's gonna win 1st?"
Mario and Bowser: "ME!!!"
Kammy: "Let's find out!!!"
And so, the 24th set starts. Both Mario and Bowser aren't giving up. They're both matched!
Kammy: "This is barely realistic..."
Luigi: "Bro…? Go-a-Mario!!!" Luigi awoke and cheered his brother on.
Ludwig and Roy: "Go Dad, Go!!!"
The others just repeatedly said "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" as the match went on. The two were already on the 27th, and both started to slow down a little.
Mario: "What's wrong? Can't go on?"
Bowser: "Looks like that for you!"
"Oh yeah!?"
"YEAH!"
"Come on then!!!"
Both were starting to tire. 30th set. Both were dizzy. Their eyes were halfway open. They started to pant deeply. Bowser just finished his 31st. The crowd was still going…it was tense…
Bowser: "Come…on! Finish it…"
Mario: "(Continuous gulps) There…d-…done…"
Kammy: "Looks like the next one may be the last set!"
Mario: "I'm going…to win!"
Bowser: "Not if you croak first…!
Kammy: "Well, this has been defiant of everything about living! You two should probably be dead by now!!!"
The 32nd set. Both picked up their glasses, and hesitated. But, they came to and put the glass to their mouths. It was hard to swallow. Slowly…until Mario froze in the middle of it all. Bowser was still going, but nowhere near done. Mario flinched a couple of times, but couldn't finish and put his glass down. He was about to give in…But then, Bowser also couldn't finish. He was trying to push down the last of his glass…Mario finally gave in and vomited downwards onto himself, then slammed his head onto the table, unconscious.
Roy: "Dad…won…?
Ludwig: "I zink zo…"
Bowser: "(Grumble) Ugh…damn...it…" He thought.
But then, Bowser vomited on the table and slammed his head right into the mess, then dropped his glass, unconscious as well.
Peach: "What…what happened?"
Roy: "Dad!?"
Diddy: "Whoa! Ahh Ahh!!" He screeched.
Toadette: "Who won!?"
Kammy: "Well…they both went unconscious at the same time…"
Wario: "Dammit…I didn't make it…"
Waluigi: "What does that mean?"
Yoshi: "Gawd!!!"
Kammy: "I think technically Mario was first to go down…but since it was so close, I'll call it a draw. Since there was no 2rd place, DK will get 2nd place's prize of 20 coins, and 3rd place's 15 coins will be given to everyone. 15 coins to all. Well, except DK, Bowser, and Mario, of course.
Daisy: "Cool!"
Peach: "EWW!!! Clean this mess!!!"
Then, everyone was teleported back to the game room. Bowser and Mario were still knocked out, now laying on the floor.
Luigi: "Mario! Wake up!"
Ludwig: "Dad? Are zou awake?"
Luigi and Roy went to go get some water. They came out with a cup of water, and splashed it on them. Bowser woke up first.
Bowser: "WHA!? WHA!? Huh? Where am I…
He was still dizzy, swaying a little. Then, the fuzziness started to go away little by little.
"Hey…we're back in this room…wait…the contest? What happened?"
Roy: "You fell unconscious."
"I KNOW THAT! I mean who won?"
Kammy: "You and Mario tied…"
Bowser: "Tied? Dammit! Grrrr…I should've won…"
Ludwig: "Zou almozt did. You stopped, and threw-up on ze table…zen, you went unconsciouz..."
Bowser: "Aww dammit!"
Mario: "What? Tying is good too. Sand in your vagina, right?" Mario woke up shortly after, standing with his legs shaking a little.
Bowser: "I DON'T HAVE SAND IN MY VAGINA!!! I mean…I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!"
"Suuuuure."
Yoshi: "EY! I'm getting' hungry. Where's the food!?"
Bowser: "Glad ya mentioned food…(Cough)...Kammy?"
Kammy: "Yes sir!"
"That was different."
"I know. Heh."
Kammy took a wave of her wand, and everyone was transported to a large dining room!
Peach: "Wow…this is pretty…so beautiful…"
Diddy: "Cool…"
Bowser: "Yeah, I know."
The walls were white, with yellow in some places. There were pictures of many things, from Koopa Kings and Queens to pictures that Bowser Jr. drew. There was a giant chandelier in the middle of the ceiling, with candles on the edges. A long table with a white sheet covering it sat in the middle of the room, the chairs were a light brown color with red cushioning. Red plates with silver forks, spoons, and knives, even a red, wrapped napkin, each specifically placed, sat at every seat.
Wario: "I call end seat!"
Waluigi: "(Sigh) I'd better go with-a-him…" The two ran off for the end seat all the way in the back.
Daisy: "Come on, Peach! Let's go get a seat in the middle!" Daisy grabbed her hand and pulled her.
Peach: "Whoa, ok hold on!" She stumbled to keep up with Daisy.
Yoshi: "I'll go…somewhere then…"
Diddy: "Dad, Dixie, over here!"
DK: "Alright, alright…Dixie?"
Dixie: "Coming!"
Toad: "Woman, come on!!! Don't screw with your make-up now! No one's noticing you!"
Toadette: "Shut…..up….."
Luigi: "Come on, let's go sit-a-with Peach and Daisy, Mario!"
Mario: "Okay, then, let's-a-go."
Bowser: "Hmph. I should be sitting next to her. But, I guess I have the end seat…"
Ludwig: "Roy, we'll sit next to Dad, I guess."
Roy: "Alright."
Bowser and the two sons walk to their seats. Meanwhile, everyone else is fiddling with their utensils, and talking. Wario was making a utensil pyramid.
Bowser: "Roy? If you'd do the honors?"
Roy: "With pleasure!" Roy found a nearby closet and took out a megaphone. He walked up to the table and took in a big breath…
Roy: "HEY!!! EVERYONE!!! LISTEN UP!!!!"
Mario: "OH MY GAWD!!! YOU BLEW MY EAR OUT!!!"
Peach: "I HURT!!!"
Toadette: "Umm….I wasn't paying attention…say that again?"
Everyone: "NO!!!" Everyone fell over….anime style…again…
Bowser: "Ahem…now…You all wanted food? I'll give ya food…Until you die!!! BUAHAHAHAAHA!!!!"
Everyone flinched, and had an angry face glaring at Bowser.
Bowser: "Uhh…maybe I should cut out the sarcastic-ness…
DK: "Ya think!?"
Ludwig: "We're all here to have a fine dining…so…let'z get on with it…Bowzer?"
Bowser: "Uh…good. Right. BEGIN THE FEAST!"
And then, Koopa after Koopa after Goomba brought in giant pots of food, small to huge. Though the Goombas brought them in on their heads. The Koopas swirled in their shells with pots on top, and each Goomba and Koopa were dancing or jumping, while still balancing their pot. They begin to lay down the pots, assorted appropriately, and set so perfectly it rivaled Peach's way of dining. There was no flaw, no misplacement, all part of a routine Bowser hadn't even taught them. Although, Bowser didn't have feasts every night, unlike Peach, Toad, and anyone else who lived with her.
Daisy: "This is so nice…"
Mario: "Hmph. If I was-a-rich, my castle would look MUCH better than this…"
Bowser: "Too bad you're not. You're just a dirty little plumber, aren't you?"
"That's it, I've had enough of your mouth!!!" He got up, and-
Peach: "MARIO, SIT DOWN!!" Peach was amazed by Bowser's way of living in his castle. It's so much like her's, but so different…
Mario: "Yes m'am!!!" Mario sat back down, thinking of what Peach would do to him if he messed this up, and why she even did that…
Bowser: "Wow…thank you…Peach...Anyway, go ahead and open the pots!"
Everyone: "Huh?"
Everyone opened the pots, and many delectable dishes were revealed! Steamed lobster, lasagna, spaghetti, many spicy foods, rice, corn, corn-bread, anything of your heart's desire!
Luigi: "Oh ye! Lasagna! My favorite!"
Diddy: "Banana-Sandwiches! He's got everything!"
Wario: "Oh ye!!! Steaks! Mmm…"
Bowser: "Anything you could think of is here, and if there's something you want, we'll get it for you."
DK: "Nice! I know TWO rich people! YAY! Duh-…I mean…MMM food?"
Mario: "Uh-huh. Hey, spaghetti! MINE!" He grabbed the plate before anyone else could.
Bowser: "Mkay…I need something spicy…"
Everyone else was piggin' out. Wario was scarfing down food while also dropping some on himself…Food was being passed back and forth, while requests to pass food were being given…
Mario: "GIMME THE LASAGNA, NOW!!!"
Luigi: "THEN GIMME THE SPAGHETTI!
DK: "BANANA NOW!!!"
Daisy: "I WANT SOME STEAK! WARIO STOP HOGGIN' IT!"
Wario: "IT'S MINE!!!"
Peach: "DIDDY, I WANT LOBSTER!!!"
Diddy: "GET YOUR OWN, WOMAN!"
"YOU HAVE IT ALL!"
"FINE! TAKE IT!"
Toadette: "PASS THE SEASONING!!!!"
Dixie: "SAY PLEASE!"
"NOW PLEASE!!!"
"NO!!!!"
Yoshi: "THAT WAS MY EYE!!!"
Ludwig: "Thiz is madnezz!"
Roy: "Madness? THIS, IS, BOW-" Ludwig shoved a potato in his mouth.
Bowser: "If this gets any more out of hand, there might be a food fight! Awsome!"
And so, the eating continues. What happens now? Too bad the chappie's over. Review and request mini-games please! Things gets a little more interesting in the next chapter…
Bowser: Well…that was awesome…
Peach: I'm amazed…your castle isn't so bad…it's beautiful in some places…and the way you present is flawless!
Bowser: Wow…thanks…I uhh…never though you'd recognize something like that…
Peach: Ok…well…bye then?
Bowser: Wait! You don't want to stay with me for a little longer!?
Peach: Not really…
Bowser: Fine. Break my heart. Go see your precious little plumber boy. Bye.
Peach: What? Bye...?
Bowser: Hmph…