Well, looks like this one won't have anyone's turn in it…I just had to get this out there. BEWARE, THIS CHAPTER STARTS THE M RATED STORY THAT UNFOLDS…don't worry, no lemon, or at least too much of it, I think.

I really think Peach is having some sort of problem in my fic right now, as you will see later in this chapter, or something. Mario is a little slow, Daisy spends time with Luigi, Bowser is having a problem, Wario and Waluigi...you'll see...DK and the crew, Toad, Yoshi, and multiple others, walk off.

Time for some chaos!

Bowser: "Well…now that every woman in this room is satisfied with their BLOODLUST, maybe we could move on?"

Mario: "Umm…where are-a-the others?"

Wario: "I told you we-a-shouldn't have come out here!"

Waluigi: "What!? You left and I just-a-followed!"

Earlier, Wario and Waluigi were standing by the boardroom door. Wario, confused and bored once again, wandered off into the nearby hallway. Waluigi watched, and followed, for his somewhat brother's (?) safety. They came across hallways, and hallways...and hallways. And soon…they were lost in the vast building which was Bowser Castle.

Waluigi: "Well, we're-a-lost now. Let's find our way back, Wario. Wario?"

Wario ran straight through another hallway. He longed for adventure, or just something to keep him occupied. Even though there was still the board…

Yoshi: "Aww great. How'd I end up in this room? Where is everyone!? Gawd-dammit!"

The angry dinosaur was lost as well. He left, for no apparent reason, seeing Wario and Waluigi gone. A koopa snuck up to him from behind.

Koopa: "State your business here, Green Yoshi."

Yoshi: "What? What do you care!?"

Koopa: "I said state your business!"

Yoshi: "No thank you, bitches!"

He ran off, leaving the confused Koopa to himself.

Koopa: "No one likes me…why!? WHY!?"

He took out a gun, and prepared to shoot himself.

A shot could be heard through the entire castle.

DK: "Jesus, what was that!?"

Diddy: "Your ass is what it was."

Dixie: "Shut up, Diddy! Uncle, are we lost?"

DK: "Uh, yeah Dixie. Come on, let's keep going."

Suddenly, Yoshi came running, knocking them all over in the process.

Diddy: "What in the banana-fuck was that!?"

DK: "Watch your mouth! Mother fucker…"

Dixie: "You two are a bunch of assholes!"

Obviously, you can see that Donkey Kong is a BAD uncle.

DK: "Come on, get up. We need to get back already."

Dixie: "Why'd we leave?"

DK: "No idea."

Luigi: "Mario? Daisy? Peach? Bowser?"

The Four: "Yeah…?"

Luigi: "Where'd everyone go?"

Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, and Bowser were still in the boardroom. Peach walked outside, and looked around. Bowser soon followed.

Peach: "Bowser, did you see anyone leave?"

Bowser: "Nope. Hey, I hear something next door. Let me check…"

He walked to the nearby door. Slowly turning the doorknob, he noticed a small amount of smoke coming from underneath of the door. It was now fully open, and he gazed upon what he saw:

Three koopas. One was smoking a rather large cigarette. He had a bandana on. That "Hardcore Don't-Mess-With-Me" look. One other was a copy of Lemmy Koopa, Naruto Uzumaki and Morton Koopa; Hyperactive Loudmouth. He dressed as if mentally retarded. The last one was just a normal koopa…or so the others thought.

Bowser: "Uh…umm…have any of you seen-"

Koopa #1: "Hey! You're the guy on the video!"

Bowser: "Video? What video?"

Koopa #2: "Yeahhe'stheonekissingthatMarioguy!"

Bowser: "Kissing Mari-What!? How'd you find out!?"

Koopa #1: "Oh, so you DID!?"

Bowser: "NO!"

Koopa #3: "Hey, it doesn't matter. We still got the footage. And now, time for revenge. You get us the Princess, or we send a copy of the video to everyone in the Kingdom, including your little friends!"

Bowser: "What!? Give me that tape! NOW!"

Koopa: "Do what we said."

Bowser: "…Oh gawd…"

Wario: "Waluigi, listen!"

Waluigi: "What? What is it?"

They listened, to hear a screeching noise.

Waluigi: "It's comin from this-a-room! Come on."

They walked in, to find the dungeon. It was covered with dangerous weapons, which all had blood on them. Black-ish blue, brick walls, chains, sharp objects, what every dungeon looks like.

Wario: "Damn, Bowser...torture?"

Waluigi: "Gay torture!"

Wario stumbled upon a set of chains.

Wario: "Hey Waluigi, come-a-here for a second."

Waluigi: "What?"

Wario: "Touch this." He pointed at the chains.

Waluigi, as gullible as he is, poked the chains. Suddenly, they grabbed onto him, pulling him in. Then, they wrapped around him, not letting any part of his body move.

Waluigi: "Wario! What the hell did you do!?"

Wario: "I dunno. OH look, beer!"

He picked up a small glass of beer on the counter nearest him. He drank the whole glass, sighing in satisfaction.

Wario: "That was good…hmm…I feel weird…"

Waluigi: "Get-a-me down!"

Wario started to shake, and wobble back and forth. He became dizzy, and confused.

Wario: "Who…are you…"

Waluigi: "I'm your…umm…get me down!"

Wario: "Waluigi…there's snakes on the plane…"

Waluigi: "Wha!?"

Wario: "Waluigi…"

He looked next to Waluigi, and saw a long whip. He took hold of it, and got into a ready stance. Then, for no apparent reason, he stripped Waluigi of his clothes, and his eyes started to force tears out.

Wario: "WALUIGI! THERE'S SNAKES ON THE PLANE!!!"

Waluigi: "What the hell are you talking about!? Where'd my clothes go!? WHAT THE HELL ARE-A-YOU DOING!?"

Wario pulled the whip back, and whipped Waluigi with all his force. Waluigi let out a cry of pain.

Waluigi: "What the…stop it!"

He continued to whip him, as he screamed:

"WALUIGI! THERE'S SNAKES ON THE MOTHER FUCKING PLANE! THE MOTHER FUCKING PLANE! SNAKES! EVERYWHERE! STOP IT! STOP IT! DON'T TOUCH ME!!!"

He was stuck in a flashback of when he was watching that movie. Ya know the one I'm talkin about.

Yoshi: "Where is everyone…?"

Yoshi was still running to find the others. Then, he came across a room filled with laughter. He looked inside to find Bowser Jr., sitting with his brothers. The Koopalings were devising a plan to prank everyone in the castle. Yoshi stayed, to see what they were planning to do.

Toad: "Toadette, woman, my somebody, hurry up."

Toadette: "Shut up or I'll take away Sprinkles again!!!"

Toad: "You'll never separate me from my pet doggy!"

Toadette: "Wanna bet?"

Toad: "No…"

Toadette: "Good. Now let's go."

The two ran through some hallways, lost, like everyone else. There was a shining room. A very shining…er…shiny…room. As they approached, two hands reached out, and pulled them in, without a sound.

Luigi: "Daisy!"

Daisy: "Luigi!"

Luigi: "Daisy!"

Daisy: "Luigi!"

Luigi: "I just saved 5 on car insurance by switching to-

Daisy: "That's nice, but I don't care, and that wasn't funny! But yeah…"

Luigi: "I'm gonna go to the bathroom."

Daisy: "Wait! I wanted to-"

Luigi ran off, to empty his bladder, leaving Daisy a little angry…Meanwhile, outside of the room…

Bowser: "Peach…"

Peach: "Yes, Bowser?"

Bowser: "Can you forgive me…?"

Peach: "For what?"

Bowser: "I'm saving my reputation. Sorry."

The King picked Peach up, and hefted her onto his shoulder. She didn't struggle too much; this happened a lot. Then, Bowser ran into the room filled with Koopas again, this time with his half of the deal.

Koopa #1: "Hmm…I see you have her."

Bowser: "Yeah, now gimme that tape!"

Peach: "What's going on here!?"

Koopa #3: "Shut up! Give us the princess first!"

Bowser: "Fine."

He slowly put Peach down on the floor in front of their beds, and backed away. The second Koopa hopped from the bed he laid on to a small drawer. He opened it, to reveal the tape, and threw it to Bowser.

Bowser: "You three are gonna get it…"

Koopa #2: "Wehavemoresoshutyourface."

Bowser: "What!? Hand them over!"

Koopa #1: "The deal was one tape, so sorry. Just do what we say, and you'll get the rest. Now leave."
Bowser: "Dammit…sorry Peach…I know these guys…they…oh gawd forgive me!"

He ran out, knowing the consequences of his actions, and slammed the door shut. Peach flew at it, attempting to knock the door down. But Bowser wouldn't let her. Mario suddenly ran to the scene.

Peach: "Let me out! I don't like Koopa freaks!"

Koopa #2: "Comeheresexy!"

Peach: "What!? NO! Get away from me!"

She struggled to get away, but it was of no use. They grabbed the Princess, and stripped her of the dress she wore…

Mario: "Bowser! What did you do!?"

Bowser: "I…I sent Peach…to hell…"

Mario: "WHAT!? YOU KILLED HER!?"

Bowser: "Yeah…I killed her…"

Mario: "You son-of-a-bitch!" He drew out his hammer, and prepared to attack.

Bowser: "NO! Not literally! I put her in that room…just…see for yourself…"

Mario walked over to the door, and looked through the keyhole. Three Koopas lay on the floor, dead and blood-ridden. Peach had blood on her as well, now with her dress back on. She turned red with anger. Peach was now the devil itself; she wanted to kill Bowser AGAIN. Mario jumped, scared and shaken.

Yoshi: "Hey, kids. Whatcha doin…"

Jr: "Hey, it's that Yoshi guy! Let's get im!!!!"

All Koopalings: "YEAH!!!"

Yoshi: "Gawd dammit!!!"

The dinosaur was pummeled with small bodies, and couldn't fight back. He couldn't breathe. Although, three of the koopalings were missing. Wendy, Morton, and Ludwig.

Yoshi: "You bastards…get off me!!!"

Roy: "I love a good fight!"

Iggy and Lemmy: "DOGPILE!!!"

Yoshi: "No…no no no NO NO!!!! That's it!"

Waluigi: "Wario…stop it…STOP IT, DAMMIT!"

Wario: "Wah!? What's goin on…?"

Wario was awakened by the sound of Waluigi's voice, after the 50th time he's said something.

Wario: "Eww! Put-a-some clothes on!" He said, lowering Waluigi.

Waluigi: "But you did it!"

Wario: "I have no idea what-a-you're talking about."

Waluigi: "Of course…" He put his clothes back on, feeling intense pain pain. "We need to get back…where's that fatty when you need him!?"

Wario: "Probably stuffin his fat face…"

Toad: "Where the hell are we!?"

Toadette: "Toad! I can't see! Hold me!"

Toad: "NO! I can't see either!"

Toadette: "Who's touching me? Wait…I feel…a burning feeling…"

Toad: "What?"

Toadette: "It…it hurts…hot…hot hot HOT HOT!!! OH MY GAWD!!! Toad help! My ass is burning I can feel it!"

Toad: "Whaddaya want me to do, spit on it!? I can't see!"

Toadette: "WAAAAHHH! THE PAIN!!!"

The burning she-toad scrambled out of the room, and ran through a couple of walls. Soon, she was outside. She ran into a nearby forest, not knowing where she was going. Soon, her ass set everything on fire, killing many animals and trees.

Toad: "What just happened!? Stupid author!"

Mario: "Okay, I have no idea what you did, but you're in trouble now!"

Bowser: "ME!? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KISSED ME!!!"

Mario: "If I remember right, YOU kissed ME! AND, I didn't do anything here. She's gonna kill you, and I get to watch!"

Bowser: "IT WAS YOU!"

Mario: "No…alright, that's it."

Mario backed away from the door, and it flew open. Peach stood in the doorway, steaming.

Bowser: "Oh…hi…Peachy…did you have a good time?"

Peach didn't respond; she only stared at him, and took short steps forward. Then, she ran at him, to tackle the Koopa.

Bowser: "Wait! I didn't mean it! I had to save myself! I mean…umm…uhh...Don't kill me again!!!" He yelled, running the opposite way.

Too late. She had already caught him.

Daisy: "Luigi? Where did you go?"

Luigi: "I'm over here! On the board!"

Luigi was near a game tile he uncovered.

Luigi: "Look…I found where Bowser hid all of the coins! And everyone else's revenues, too. I have an idea to keep everyone on the board. I'll just give everyone 40 coins. That way…520 coins will be gone, and the real competition will start!"

Daisy: "Good idea! If you didn't do that, this would go on until midnight tomorrow!"

Luigi: "Go me, oh yeah, I'm-a-Luigi, number one!" He shook his bootah.

Daisy: "Oh yeah, shake it baby!" She danced with him.

Yoshi stood next to Roy, Iggy, Lemmy, and Bowser Jr., holding a blood-stained knife. They were covered with blood. Jr.'s head wasn't connected to his body, Iggy's head was shoved into Lemmy's behind somehow, and Roy had one giant hole in his chest. Blood was everywhere.

Yoshi: "That'll teach those little bastards not to mess with me. Now…how to get back…"

He walked some more, until he stumbled into Toad. Toad stood there and stared, until he responded.

Toad: "Wow, you too?"

Yoshi: "Me too? Shut up and come on. Get on my back."

Toad: "Umm…okay…"

Yoshi: "Hey…where's your girl?"

Toad: "Her ass was on fire, and now she's gone!"

Yoshi: "Awesome, both our girls, or something, left!"

High-Fived!

Mario shook, as nearby, Peach laughed maniacally, standing over what was Bowser's decapitated body. Blood was everywhere. His head rolled into the board room. Peach then approached Mario, who couldn't move.

Peach: "There…that takes care of that…come, Mario, let's go inside!"

She grabbed the red plumber, and hauled him into the board room. Then, Mario woke himself, only to see Luigi and Daisy doing the chicken dance.

Mario: "Guys…what the hell are you doing…"

Luigi: "OH! Umm…nothing! Just havin fun!"

Daisy: "Yeah, what he said!"

Peach: "So…where are the others?"

Luigi: "Where's Bowser?"

Mario: "Peach killed him."

Daisy: "That's like the third time!!!"

Peach: "So? I like to kill him. It helps me get my anger out. Besides, Kammy will just bring him back."

Luigi: "Yeah…I guess so…"

Waluigi: "Come on, Wario! Let's go!"

Wario: "Wait, I wanna push this button!"

Wario leaned towards a bigger-than-normal red, flashing button. It read: "WARNING: ONLY IN CASE OF SERIOUS DANGER, OR CLOWN INVASION." Wario was tempted.

Waluigi: "Wait, it-a-says warning, you idiot!"

Wario: "Must…push…"

And so it was done. But, when he pushed it, the part of the castle they were in started to shake.

Waluigi: "EARTHQUAKE!!!"

DK: "Whoa! What the hell is that!?"

Diddy: "I have to say it again. Your ass is what it was."

Dixie: "Oh my gawd…whoa!! It's getting shakier!!!"

They couldn't maintain balance.

DK: "RUN! COME ON!!! THIS WAY!!!"

Everyone all ran backwards, retracing their steps, or something. But then…

An explosion.