I'm so bored...so much writer's block, or not...

And Peach still has anger issues…

"NO I DON'T!"

Last time…

They couldn't maintain balance.

DK: "RUN! COME ON!!! THIS WAY!!!"

Everyone all ran backwards, retracing their steps, or something. But then…

An explosion.

Luigi: "Guys!!! Did you hear that!?"

Mario: "Yeah…I wonder what-a-that was?"

Peach: "Hmm…it's getting closer…"

Yoshi: "Oh my gawd!!! LOOK!"

Yoshi pointed behind Toad. There was a blast of fire, containing DK, Diddy, Dixie, and the dead bodies of Junior, Roy, Ludwig, Lemmy, Iggy, Morton, and Wendy. What happened to them? Who knows…

Toad: "RUN YOU DUMBASS DINOSAUR!!!"

Yoshi: "WHAT'D YOU CALL ME!?"

Yoshi continued to rant.

Toad: "Dude, it's getting closer!!!"

Waluigi: "WATCH OUT!!! RUN!!!"

Too late. Due to Yoshi's cursing and ranting, Toad and Yoshi were caught in the blast. Everyone was riding on the front, somehow living…

Wario: "Heh…hi guys…"

Toad: "What'd you do, Wario…"

Waluigi: "Idiot pushed a button…"

Diddy: "Oh, you're gonna get it! If we die, we're gonna have a fun time in hell!!!"

Wario: "…I just crapped in-a-my pants…"

Daisy: "Guys, it sounds like it's even closer now."

Mario: "We stopped caring like one second ago."

"I'm back from…somewhere!"

Kammy floated into the scene, now sober.

Kammy: "What'd I miss?"

Luigi: "Umm…let's see…not too much…"

Kammy: "Where's Bowser?"

Mario: "Fatty? Oh, he's out there." He pointed to the door.

Kammy: "Okay…"

Mario: "Oh and he's dead. Peach killed him again."

"DAMMIT!"

She quickly sped off, to revive her fallen master. Meanwhile…

DK: "So…are we gonna hit something soon?"

Dixie: "I broke a nail!"

Diddy: "Who really could care?"

Wario: "Waluigi…if we don't make it…I just wanted to say…"

0.o

Waluigi: "EVERYBODY, LOOK!!!"

They speedily approached a wall. The wall where Bowser and Kammy stood.

Bowser: "What just happened…"

Kammy: "Peach."

"Oh…okay…hey…you hear that?"

Kammy: "No…why? Oh, wait-

Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Daisy all ran in front of them.

Luigi: "Hey guys, look what-

Bowser: "LOOK OUT!!!"

Diddy: "Banana-fuc-

Again, too late. The explosion hit, causing bodies to fly into the boardroom. Everyone now lay in different places. All were dead. Except for Bowser, who hid in his shell the whole time, and Kammy, who teleported away and back.

Bowser: "What…what the hell…what in the world just happened…everyone's dead…"

Kammy: "That's great, Master!"

Bowser: "But it wasn't ME who did it!"

Kammy: "Oh…well…should I-

Bowser: "Yes…"

Kammy: "Ooookay then…"

.:Some time later:.

Everyone now alive and healthy (sort-of), they all stood in the middle of the boardroom.

Toad: "Hey…I remember what just happened…WARIO, YOU ASS!"

Wario: "My mind LOVES to press buttons! It's-a-not my fault!"

Waluigi: "Well then…can we go do SOMETHING now?"

Mario: "Whoa! Where'd I get all these coins from!?" He stared at his stash, currently sitting out on the floor, due to Luigi.

Kammy: "I didn't do that. Anyone?"

Yoshi: "I think I could use this..."

Toad: "Think so?"

Yoshi: "I hope so, 'cause if I lose all my hard-earned coins, I'll kill you and everyone else in this room."

Toad: "Makes sense to me! You have a job?"

Yoshi: "No. I steal them."

"Oh."

DK: "I could buy a lot of bananas with this! Yay bananas!"

Diddy: "Maybe Yoshi will let me have some weed if I give him my share…" He mumbled.

Dixie: "What?"

Diddy: "What uncle said, bananas…"

Barney: "Kay, back to the board now, everyone, eh-yuck!" He giggled.

They all began to yell "NO", but, being bored, decided to do it anyway, returning to their spots.

Peach: "Why is Barney here?"

Luigi: "Who's turn is it, again?"

Daisy: "MINE!"

She jumped, pounding the dice block. Out sprouted a 1.

"……One."

She landed on a duel space. What a coincidence.

Bowser: "Alright, a duel! Kammy, spin the wheel!"

Kammy: "Alright…"

She did so, and it started. Everyone's faces spun around in circles.

Kammy: "Okay, Daisy, take this dart, and whoever it lands on, you duel for half their coins..."

Daisy: "Okay…"

She threw it, and it landed on none other than Peach.

Daisy: "Yay! What'll the game be, come on!"

Kammy: "Let me spin the wheel first…"

She spun another wheel, containing many mini-games. The one it landed on was called "Mario Challenge".

Peach: "Mario?"

Bowser: "I got some ideas from people…and now, we got the stupid plumber's!"

Mario: "…Damn you…Okay, here are the rules. You two are gonna be fighting each other, whacking each other with-a-hard poles. You're gonna be balancing on a big, long pole, too. There are spikes at the bottom of-a-the field. Whoever loses…well…yeah…"

Daisy: "ARE YOU CRAZY!?"

Mario: "AND…bra and panties only!"

Peach: "MARIO!! WHAT THE HELL!!!"

Yoshi: "Nice choice, Mario! Love it!"

Luigi: "Definitely better than mine!!!"

Mario: "Yours was-

Luigi: "Don't say it yet!"

Kammy: "Here we go!"

Then, all were teleported to a gigantic room, with pictures of Peach and Daisy with only bras and panties on.

Wario: "Wow, this is sexy!"

Yoshi: "Pervert…" Yoshi glared at the wall thoroughly.

Mario: "Guys, look up."

Above them, Peach and Daisy, almost naked, shook in fear as they balanced themselves on a long pole, handling another…pole…as Mario described. Below was a set of spikes.

Peach: "Oh my…I'm afraid of heights!"

Daisy: "I'm not…"

Mario: "Don't worry, you'll be fine!"

"What!? Fine!? Shut up!"

Mario: "Okay, girls, are ya ready!?"

"NO!"

"GO!!!"

It was on. Daisy was a very determined person. She steadily walked towards Peach, and gave her a soft push.

"Aww, come on, Peach. What's wrong? Even if you do die, you'll come back. Fight!"

"I…I'm afraid…"

"I guess a little princess WOULD be afraid…"

"Hey, you're one too…"

"Especially if you need Mario to save you…"

"But I-

"And I bet you love to have to be saved because you're too-

"Shut up!"

Peach took a solid strike to Daisy's hip. She lost balance, but regained it, and remained calm.

Luigi: "Wow, this seems a little intense…"

Toad: "Hey, I think Peach's getting mad…"

Mario: "Go Princess! Beat the shit outta her!"

DK: "I think this is a little too…crazy!!!"

Wario: "Work it, ladies!"

Diddy: "You're just a fat little perv! Fuck you!!!"

Barney: "Why can't we be friends…?"

Diddy: "BARNEY!!! What the fuck!!!"

Meanwhile, up top…

"Hit me, Peach!"

"Shut up!" She swiped at Daisy's feet, but she jumped and dodged it.

"Come on, fight like a woman!"

"Shut up!" She tried for her side, but Daisy shifted backwards.

"Hit me!"

"SHUT UP!!!!"

Darth Vader floated in on the action.

D.V: "There is not enough hate in you, my apprentice…you must feel anger…feel it burn inside of you…feel-

Peach: "Fuck you, I can figure out how to kill without a saber!"

He was struck down to the bottom by a pole, impaled by the spikes.

Below, everyone started to get a little frightened…

Dixie: "Uh, guys, women don't like to be messed with like this…and Peach…she's…well…Peach…"

Mario: "Yeah…we figured that out ourselves…I mean, we have to live with her…"

Bowser: "She killed me at least four times by now!!!"

Waluigi: "Hey, look! She's-a-tiring!"

Peach breathed a bit heavily now, due to the fact that she missed almost every shot, while Daisy hasn't even tried.

"What's wrong, Peach? You tired?"

"No…shut up, Daisy…!"

"You can't fight, you never could. Heh, you're just a little wimpy girl!"

She blew a raspberry at Peach, and closed her eyes.

Luigi: "Wow, Daisy's really givin it to her…"

DK: "Come on, Daisy, FINISH HER!"

"That's my line!"

Mario: "I wonder what's on t-v…"

Toad: "Hey guys, look!"

Peach slung the pole onto her shoulder, grasping it with two hands. She leapt into the air, and struck down with a powerful hit, clobbering Daisy and sending her downwards. Although, Peach missed the pole, and fell with her.

"WHOOPSIE!!!"

DK: "Oh crap! They're both fallin!"

And soon, both let out a scream of pain, as spikes impaled their bodies, killing them on the spot. Blood splattered onto the walls and the others.

"FATALITY...!"
"DOUBLE-WHOOPSIE!!!"

Dixie: "Ick! Disgusting!!!"

Luigi: "Mario…eww…you got…"

Mario: "Wha!?"

Luigi: "Never mind…"

A bit of brain hung from Mario's hat.

Bowser: "No one won! HA!"

DK: "Okay…fine…tie…"

Diddy: "Damn that was hot and creepy…"

Wario: "You can say that again…"

Diddy: "I don't wanna!"

Yoshi: "So, whaddaya think?"

Toad: "About what?"

Yoshi: "Oh…never mind…"

Kammy: "Well, looks like the scare-fest is over. Better bring them back…"

.:Some time later:.

Peach: "Daisy, what the hell was that for!? You didn't have to be so…MEAN!!!"

Daisy: "Well…sorry…but a woman needs to stick up for herself. And fight to survive when it means falling onto a set of spikes."

Kammy: "Okay…so…where were we?"

Toad: "Somewhere around the next turn…"

Kammy: "Alright, so who is it?"

Peach: "ME!"

Excited, Peach jumped and punched her block. Out came a 5.

"One…two…three…four…five…"

She landed on a red space. She sighed, and resumed to her usual state, as three coins were deducted from her revenue.

Kammy: "Seems there'll be a mini-game this time."

She spun the wheel, and it continued for 10 seconds or so. Then it stopped on what was a dark skull with crossbones.

Mario: "What the…what's that mean!?"
Kammy: "Well…it seems…we've taken on a game called…Dark Room."

Luigi: "Eh? That sounds…weird…"

Kammy: "And it gets worse…"

Meanwhile, outside of the room…a group of toads stood, where it appeared to be a t.v. show live. A toad stood in front of a camera, standing next to two others.

ReportToad: "Okay, viewers out there, we've just learned that Mario and his friends are now having a one of their famous Parties, and we're in on it! Two koopas informed us of the event."

Koopa #1: "Yeah, these guys are drinking, and doing weird stuff! Oh and it's Bowser Party. Kingy's hostin it."

Koopa #2: "It's creepy. We found dead bodies."

ReportToad: "Oh-ho, so the evil Bowser is hosting this one, eh? Explains the castle, don't it!? So, soon, we'll be taking you in on this party, getting all the info! Stay tuned!"

CameraToad: "Okay, we're off-line."

ReportToad: "Good…I need a break…Hey, get in touch with the police, just in case!"

Koopa #1: "Wow, they completely ignored the whole "dead bodies" thing…"

Koopa #2: "Yeah…let's go see what they're doing!"

"At least I have chicken."

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