Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto.

Sorry I haven't uploaded in a while- I've been busy with tests and stuff. Anyway, to celebrate me writing again, I'm starting a new story. It's like Strange Happenings, but it's Sakura. Enjoy, and please review.

The sun was shining. It was warm. The sky was blue. In all, the weather was perfect. In fact, it would've been a perfect day if Orochimaru hadn't picked this day (the day of the Chunin Selection Exams) to enact 'Operation: Destroy Konoha'. Sakura shook her head in disgust, then heard a light thunk behind her. When she turned, she was caught by a punch to the chest. Sakura gasped, then rolled out of the way of a kick. Sakura's opponent was a sound ninja. She was tall, with long black hair and dark brown eyes. She wore a long silk dress which showed of her huge breasts (Sakura estimated them to rival her own E- cup breasts). Her opponent's smile grew, then she rushed forward. Sakura grabbed a kunai and took a step back, swinging the kunai at the woman's head. The woman sidestepped, then swung a punch. Sakura dodged it, but the woman made four hand signs. Sakura gasped as she felt the impact- 'This woman must be using the same techniques as that Dosu guy!' Sakura realised. She grumbled, then leaped away, into a secluded cove. Her opponent followed.

"Hello there. My name is Ushina. Please hold still- my chakra is dwindling fast." Sakura held her kunai, but she suddenly felt herself freeze in place.

"What… the hell?" Sakura asked. Ushina smiled.

"I'm sorry, but sound is vibrations, which come from kinetic energy, so I can control kinetic energy. This technique means that you can't move- you're trapped in a dome of no movement. Nothing can penetrate it- not even me. But the move I'm about to use will finish you- it's a sound attack that will increase the pressure in your dome so fast that you'll implode. Sorry about that." Sakura tried to break out of the Jutsu, but she was held firm.

Ushina grinned, knowing that she'd won. She made her hand signs, then rushed forward. Her hand swept forth…

and the figure in the dome exploded. Ushina trembled with her lack of chakra…

BAM! Someone hit her from behind with a kunai. Ushina turned, holding her head, to see the girl, stood above her.

Sakura was now the one grinning. Ushina was on the ground, fear in her eyes.

"Sorry," Sakura gloated. "But you really shouldn't have used all of your chakra on a shadow doppelgänger." Ushina crawled away from Sakura, but Sakura simply swept forward, eager to knock her opponent unconscious. Ushina put her hand up.

"Stop. I see that you are truly formidable. I must beg for my life- I do not wish to die. Please, do let me go. I will… exchange for your mercy." Sakura shook her head, but Ushina persisted. "Please, at least allow me to show you what I will give you." Sakura grumbled.

"Ok, but try anything and I won't hesitate to kill you." Ushina nodded slowly, then unzipped the top of her dress, allowing Sakura to see her breasts.

"Please… partake of my breasts. I'm told that men believe them to be very large." Sakura took a glance- they were indeed impressive. "I will give you a scroll. The jutsu it contains is gender respective- women can only use it if their breasts or ass are a respectable size. Men can only use it if their penis is a respectable size. This jutsu is, for all intense and purposes, a hypnosis jutsu, but not quite. When used on someone, the person will do as you say without thinking about it, but only in return for the sight of the respectable appendage. Interested?" Sakura nodded slowly. "Very well. The jutsu is very simple to use- it's outlined in this scroll." Ushina rolled a scroll toward Sakura. "However, beware. This jutsu can only be used on people who consider the appendage respectable. Most men would consider it, but using the jutsu on women might be… disastrous. Now, farewell." Ushina disappeared. Sakura slowly picked up the scroll and opened it- it was genuine. Sakura nodded, pocketed the scroll, and turned on her heel.

Later-

The attack had been thwarted. Konoha was returning to prosperity. And Sakura was attempting to master Ushina's jutsu.

"Ok," Sakura said. "The scroll says that you have to choose an appendage… guess I choose by breasts. You have to sway it back and forth, making sure that the person's attention is on it…" Sakura read for almost an hour, then wiped the sweat from her brow.

'Now… who to choose to try it on?' Sakura thought. 'I want to try Sasuke… but I best try it on someone else first. Maybe… NARUTO!' Sakura nodded. Naruto liked her anyway, and would definitely look at her breasts. Sakura nodded- she'd try it on him. Sakura stood up and went to look for him.

She found him in his home, eating a giant bowl of ramen. Sakura frowned- she wanted to try this now, but she knew that Naruto wouldn't leave a bowl of ramen. She shrugged, then knocked on his door. A minute passed, then Naruto opened the door.

"Oh, hey Sakura!" Naruto grinned. "Come in!" Sakura nodded and walked in. She followed Naruto into the living room. Naruto sat down at his table and resumed eating his ramen.

"What did you want?" Naruto asked. Sakura bit her lip.

"Umm… can we be more… private?" Naruto frowned.

"We already are private." Sakura shook her head.

"No… I mean… can we close the curtains and stuff. I have something that I want to show you, but I don't want other people to see it." Naruto shrugged, though Sakura could see a perverted glint in his eye, and closed the curtains, locked the doors and turned the lights on. He sat on the sofa, watching Sakura.

"So, what do you want to show me?" Naruto asked. Sakura bit her lip, then took her jacket off. Before Naruto could react, she also took her top off, leaving her upper half naked save for her bra. Naruto's eyes went wide, but he kept staring at Sakura's breasts.

"Naruto… I've wanted to do this for so long…" Sakura teased. She watched as an erection quickly grew in Naruto's pants.

Sakura continued swaying, back and forth, and Naruto kept watching. Sakura smiled.

"Do you like my little titties Naruto?" Sakura asked seductively. Naruto nodded, but then he tore his eyes from her breasts and leapt at her. He planted a firm kiss on her lips. Sakura's eyes went wide. She spread her hands over Naruto's back, then broke the kiss.

"Not yet, Naruto… Keep watching my titties. You like watching my titties, don't you? They could be yours… just keep watching…" Naruto bent down to stare at Sakura's breasts. Sakura kept swaying, then she decided to enact the induction…