((I own none of these original Disney characters from the three movies or Saturday morning cartoon series of Aladdin. There will be no crossovers, but this will be a musical story. And some lyrics will be changed to fit the story and I will only be doing a my favorite episodes from the series and some things will stay the same others will change. Also a few head-canons will be thrown in as well as known scrapped Disney ideas for the series. I hope you enjoy this retelling ^^))
Back in the place, inside of Aladdin's bedroom. He is sitting on his bed, next to Abu who looks sad. Cassim walks in, looking over at his youngest son worriedly. "Aladdin? Oh, son. What's wrong?" The prince looks over at his father. "Jaara...has...done something... terrible." He looks as if he's been crying, his eyes were a bit red. And tears were dry on his cheeks. Cassim sits next to him and gives his son a hug. "There, there, my child-we'll set it right. Now, tell me everything."
Back in the desert Jasmine lies unconscious on the Carpet in the bottom of the cave. Rajah tries to wake her. He whimpers softly. Carpet rises up, lifting Jasmine up. She awakes slowly.
"Oh, my head." She looks at the entrance sealed in. "We're trapped." Angrily she shakes her fists at the entrance. "That two faced son-of-a-jackal!" She calms down. "Whoever she was, she's long gone with that lamp." Rajah then pulls out the magic lamp. Jasmine smirks then rubs his head "Why, you hairy little thief!" She takes it from him. "Looks like such a beat-up, worthless piece of junk. Hey, I think there's something written here, but it's hard to make out." She rubs the lamp. Suddenly smoke comes out of the hole, the lamp begins to shake and glow, but Jasmine holds onto the LAMP, and a figure forms in the smoke. It's blue.
"Aaaaahhhhh! OY!" A big blue genie appears. "Ten-thousand years will give ya such a crick in the neck!" He hangs Jasmine in the air somehow by her vest . Then he pulls his head off and spins it around, yelling as he does so. Carpet pulls a Jasmine down. "Whoa! Does it feel good to be outta there!" The genie uses the smoke end of himself as a microphone. "Nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. Hi, where ya from?" He sticks the mic in Jasmine's face. "What's your name?" "Uh, Jas-uh-Jasmine."
Genie says his name as if he's discovered something major "Jasmine!" A neon sign appears and lights up with Jasmine's name on it, circled by chase lights. The sign changes to reflect the Genie says next. "Hello, Jasmine. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you 'Jas?' Or maybe just 'Ine?' Or how bout 'Asmin?' "I must have hit my head harder than I thought." Jasmine says to herself.
"Do you smoke? Mind if I do?" He poofs into smoke, then reappears somewhere else in the room. Rajah roars wildly. "Oh, sorry Cheetah-hope I didn't singe the fur!" *He notices Carpet. "Hey, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia! Slap me some tassel! Yo! Yeah!" Carpet flies over and high fives the Genie. Genie looks at Jasmine. "Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master." He lifts his beer-gut. "Either that or I'm gettin' bigger. Look at me from the side-do I look different to you?" "Wait a minute! I'm-your master?" Jasmine asks as she looks up at him. Genie slaps a diploma in Jasmine's hand and a mortarboard on her head. "That's right! She can be taught! What would you wish of me," He poofs then looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger. "the ever impressive," He then poof inside a cube. "the long contained," Next as a ventriloquist with a dummy he poofs into. "often imitated," Genie tosses the dummy aside. "but never duplicated-"
He multiplies into multiple Genies who surround him. The duplicants Genies start repeating "Duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated." The original Genie says it like a ring announcer at a boxing match. "Genie! Of! The Lamp!" He goes into Ed Sullivan. "Right here direct from the lamp, right here for your enjoyment wish fulfillment. Thank youuuuu!" "Whoa! Whoa, wish fulfillment?" "Three wishes to be exact. And ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes." He poofs the other gines away. "That's it-" Then turns into a slot machine, arm pulls down and three Genies appear in the windows say speak in unison. "-three." Three Genie caballeros come out of the slot and say. "Uno, dos, tres." He then changes into Groucho Marx. And he was in a black and white filter. "No substitutions, exchanges or refunds. " Then a duck drops with the secret word 'Refunds.'
Jasmine smirks then says to Rajah. "Now I know I'm dreaming." "Master! I don't think you quite realize what you've got here!" He floats Jasmine onto a rock. "So why don't you just ruminate, whilst I illuminate the possibilities." Genie lights up like a fluorescent light. "Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves." Genie produces 40 thieves from his hands who surround Jasmine with swords. "Scheherazadie had a thousand tales. But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeve You got a brand of magic never fails!" Genie appears in her vest, then sticks his arms out and boxes the thieves into submission.
"You got some power in your corner now." A boxing ring appears, Jasmine in the corner, being massaged by Genie. "Some heavy ammunition in your camp." Then Genie turns into a pile of fireworks and explodes. "You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how See all you gotta do is rub that lamp And I'll say." Genie then appears inside lamp and grabs Jasmine's hand and rubs lamp with it. "Mister Aladdin sir What will your pleasure be?" Genie produces a table and chairs. "Let me take your order, jot it down." Then writes down things on a notepad, like a waiter. "You ain't never had a friend like me No no no!"
"Life is your restaurant And I'm your maitre' d!" Genie appears as a plate of chicken, then returns to normal, but enlarges his ear to listen to Jasmine. "C'mon whisper what it is you want You ain't never had a friend like me." Finally, he explodes into four duplicate Genies. "Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service."The Genies give her a new hairdo, haircut and manicure. Then Jasmine appears in a comfy chair surrounded by the treasure and being fanned by women. "You're the boss, the king, the shah! Say what you wish, it's yours! True dish How about a little more Baklava?" The Genie appears and fills the screen with baklava.
"Try some of column 'A' Try all of column 'B' I'm in the mood to help you dude You ain't never had a friend like me." Jasmine rises up on a column of food with a giant A on top, then jumps to another column with a B on top. She falls off and is caught by a cushion held by Genie. He opens his mouth, and his tongue turns into a staircase. A miniature Genie dressed like a magician comes out. The mini Genie does a little dance with the Genie's two giant hands. At the end, they surround the mini Genie and squish him into nothing. "Can your friends do this?" The genie pulls off his head, duplicates it, then juggles them. "Do your friends do that?" He tosses them to Jasmine, who juggles with one hand and spins one of the heads on her fingertip like a basketball. "Do your friends pull this out their little hat" She tosses the heads back onto the Genie, who proceeds to try and pull himself out of a hat at his base. "Can your friends go poof! Well looky here Can your friends go Abracadabra, let 'er rip And then make the sucker disappear?"
He spirals around and around until he turns into a white rabbit. The rabbit transforms into a purple dragon. The dragon breathes fire, which turns into three harem boys, who dance around Jasmine. Just as she begins to enjoy them, they disappear.
"So don't you sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed I'm here to answer all your midday prayers. You got me bona fide, certified" Genie imitates what he is calling Jasmine, then turns into a certificate which rolls up and surrounds her. "You got a genie for a charg? D'affairs! I got a powerful urge to help you out. So what you wish I really want to know You got a wish that's three miles long, no doubt So all you gotta do is rub like so, and oh!" Genie pulls a list written in Arabic out of Jasmine's ear, which he uses to rub his behind like drying off after a shower.
"Miss Jasmine, ma'am, have a wish or two or three I'm on the job, you big nabob" The dancing harem guys reappear, and Jasmine leans in to kiss one. He turns into the GENIE, who zaps four dancing elephants into existence. "You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend" To the other direction, he zaps in four dancing camels, and a grand finale dancing number ensues. "You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never...had a... friend... like...me! You ain't never had a friend like me!" The Genie wraps everything up in a cyclone and zaps it away until they're all back in the cave. Genie has a neon 'Applause' sign on his back.
"So what'll it be, master?" "You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want?" Genie changes his appearance to that of William F. Buckley. "Ah, almost. There are a few provisos, a couple of quid pro quos" "Like?" Genie floats over and sit next to the female teen. "Ah, rule number one: I can't kill anybody." He slices his head off with his finger causing Jasmine to place her hand on her neck. "So don't ask. Rule two: I can't make anyone fall in love with anyone else." His head turns into a big pair of lips which kiss Jasmine. "You little punim, there." She rubs her cheek then he lies flat, then gets up and transforms into a zombie. "Rule three: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture," He grabs Jasmine and shakes her, freaking her out. "I don't like doing it!" He poofs back to normal and back to where he was and big. He bows and hides his face in his hands. "Other than that, you got it!"
Jasmine looks at Rajah as if plotting. The two smirk then nod "Ah, provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? Some all powerful genie-can't even bring people back from the dead. I don't know, Rajah-he probably can't even get us out of this cave. Looks like we're gonna have to find a way out of here-" They start to leave, but a big blue foot stomps down in front of them.
"Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up, did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you're walkin' out on me?" He gets madder and madder. "I don't think so, not right now. You're gettin' your wishes, so siddown!" They all get on Carpet. Genie acts like a stewardess, with lots of arms pointing out the exits. "In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here,here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, anywhere! Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet Weeee'rrrrrreee...outta here!" Carpet and passengers fly out of the sand in the desert and off into the distance.
Back again in the palace within the throne room. Jaara is there with Iago, Aladdin and the Sultan Cassim. "Jaara, this is an outrage. If it weren't for all your years of loyal service. From now on, you are to discuss sentencing of prisoners with me, before they are beheaded." Cassim says sternly. Jaara bows and acts apologetic. "I assure you, your highness, it won't happen again." Cassims takes both Aladdin's and Jaara's hands and make them hold each others. "Aladdin, Jaara, now let's put this whole messy business behind us. Please?" He steps back.
"My most abject and humblest apologies to you as well, my prince." Jaara turns Aladdin's hand to kiss it, but he yanks it away. "At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am sultan, I will have the power to get rid of you." He glares at her then storms out of the room. "All settled, then. Now, Aladdin, getting back to this suitoress business," Cassim looks and sees Aladdin storming out. He sighs. "Aladdin!" He follows him out of the room. Once Jaara is alone her smile drops into an agitated frown. "If only I had gotten that lamp!" Iago imaties Aladdin. "I will have the power to get rid of you!' D'oh! To think-we gotta keep kissing up to that chump, and his chump son for the rest of our lives…"
"No, Iago. Only until he finds a chump bride." She walks out onto the balcony and looks down as the two royals argue down below in the garden. "Then he'll have us banished-or beheaded!" They both grabs their necks. "Eeewww!" They say in unison. Iago gets an idea. "Oh! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Jaara? What if you were the chump bride? She looks at Iago in insult. "What?" "Okay, you marry the prince,all right? Then, uh, you become sultana!" The idea plays in her mind as she smiles wickedly. "Oh! Marry the shrew? I become sultana. The idea has merit!" Jaara sits in the throne. Iago hops off her shoulder then on top of her snake staff. "Yes, merit! Yes! And then we drop papa-in-law and the little man off a cliff!" He dive bombs into the floor off the staff. "Kersplat!" Jaara laughs "I love the way your foul little mind works!" Both laugh very evilly.
In an oasis in the desert, Carpet is coming in for a landing. Genie as a stewardess. "Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop." The carpet stops and forms a small staircase. As Jasmine and Rajah get off down the stairway. "Thank you. Good bye, good bye! Thank you! Goodbye!" Genie says to them then goes back to normal. "Well, now. How about that, Ms. doubting mustafa?" "Oh, you sure showed me. Now about my three wishes." "Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by ONE, girl!" "Ah, no-I never actually wished to get out of the cave. You did that on your own."
Genie thinks for a second, then his jaw drops. He turns into a sheep. "Well, don't I feel just sheepish? Alright, you baaaaad girl, but no more freebies." "Fair deal. So, three wishes. I want them to be good." She looks at him. "What would you wish for?" Genie is hanging like a hammock between two trees. Jasmine's question catches him off guard. "Me? No one's ever asked me that before. Well, in my case, ah, forget it." She looks at him intrigued. "What?" "No" "Come on, tell me." Genie sighs. "Freedom." Jasmine pulls out the lamp, looks at it then him. "You're a prisoner?" "It's all part-and-parcel, the whole genie gig." He grows gigantic, his voice echoes. "Phenomenal cosmic powers!" Then he shrinks down, cramped in magic lamp. "Itty bitty living space." Genie speaks in a tiny voice.
"Oh, Genie, that's terrible." Genie comes out of the lamp. "But, oh-to be free. Not have to go 'Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need?' To be my own master, such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world!" He rises into the air then sinks back down. "But what am I talking about, here? Let's get real here. It's not gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus." Jasmine walks up to him. "Why not?" "The only way I get outta this is if my master wishes me out. So you can guess how often that's happened."
Jasmine smiles at him. "I'll do it. I'll set you free." "Uh huh, right. Whoop!" His head turns into Pinocchio's with a long nose. "No, really, I promise." She pushes the nose back in and Genie's head returns to normal. "After make my first two wishes, I'll use my third wish to set you free." She holds out her hand to Genie. "Well, here's hopin'." He shakes Jasmine's hand. "O.K. Let's make some magic!" He turns into a magician for a brief moment then back to normal. "So how 'bout it. What is it you want most?" He boops her nose making her smile.
"Well, there's this guy-" "Eehhh!" Like a buzzer, and Genie's chest shows a heart with a cross through it. "Wrong! I can't make anybody fall in love, remember?" "Oh, but Genie. He's smart and fun and…" Genie smiles as he can tell she is smitten with this guy. "Cute?" "Handsome! He's got these eyes that just...and this hair, wow...and his smile." Jasmine smiles thinking of the prince then sighs as her head leans to the side. She then smiles at Genie who is sitting in a Parisian cafe with Rajah and Carpet. "Ami. C'est l'amour."
Jasmine's smile then fades. "But he's the prince." She shrugs. "To even have a chance, I'd have to be a-" An idea pops in her head. "hey, can you make me a princess?" Genie is sitting in the air as he wears reading glasses with a white apron with pink frills. "Let's see here." He holds a 'Royal Cookbook'. "Uh, chicken a'la king?" He pulls out a chicken with a crown on its head.
"Nope." Genie tosses it away. "Alaskan king crab?" He yanks out his finger in pain, and a small red the crab is clamped on. "Ow, I hate it when they do that." Flicks the carb away. "Caesar's salad?" A dagger comes out and tries to stab him. "AAAHHH! Et tu, Brute? No." He pushes the arm back in the book. Genie then drops the get up as he found the right page. "Ah, to make a princess." He looks slyly at Jasmine. "Now is that an official wish? Say the magic words!"
Jasmine smiles happily. "Genie, I wish for you to make me a princess!" "All right! Woof woof woof woof!" He takes on square shoulders and looks like Arsenio Hall. Then becomes a tailor-fashion designer. "First, that fez and vest combo is much too third century. These patches-what are we trying to say-beggar? No! Let's work with me here." He takes Jasmine's measurements, snaps his fingers and Jasmine is outfitted in a princess costume. "I like it, muy macho! Now, still needs something. What does it say to me? It says mode of transportation. Excuse me, tiger boy! Aqui, over here!" Rajah tries to cover himself with Carpet, but Genie zaps him and he flies over.
Rajah whimpers worriedly. "Here he comes," Jasmine and Genie are on a game show set, where Jasmine stands behind a podium with "Jas" on it. "And what better way to make your grand entrance on the streets of Agrabah, than riding your very own brand new camel! Watch out, it spits!" A door bearing the Genie head on it opens, where Rajah is transformed into a camel. He spits out the side of his mouth on cue. But the Genie didn't seem sure. "Mmm, not enough." He snaps his fingers and Rajah turns into a fancy white horse.
"Still not enough. Let's see. What do you need?" The genie snaps his fingers repeatedly, turning Rajah into: a duck, an ostrich, a turtle, and a '57 Cadillac, with license plate "RAJAH 1." Finally, he's returned to normal as an idea hits Genie. "Yes! Esalalumbo, shimin dumbo! Whoa!" Rajah hits him with more magic turns into an elephant. Carpet struggles to get out from under Rajah's size 46 feet. "Talk about your trunk space, check this action out!" Genie jokes.
Rajah sees his reflection in a pool of water, then jumps into a tree surprised and scared. The tree naturally bends right back down to the ground, where Rajah hangs on and looks at Jasmine upside down. "Rajah, you look good." Jasmine says but Rajah didn't seem to agree. "She's got the outfit, she's got the elephant, but we're not through yet." Genie rolls up his arms like sleeves. "Hang on to your headband, kid, cause we're gonna make you a star!" Outside the oasis big explosions of magic could be seen.