((I own none of these original Disney characters from the three movies or Saturday morning cartoon series of Aladdin. There will be no crossovers, but this will be a musical story. And some lyrics will be changed to fit the story and I will only be doing a my favorite episodes from the series and some things will stay the same others will change. Also a few head-canons will be thrown in as well as known scrapped Disney ideas for the series. I hope you enjoy this retelling ^^))
In the palace in Agrabah Cassim sits in his throne, then sits back and sighs. Jaara then storms in, causing the Sultan to jump in surprise. "Sire, I have found a solution to the problem with your son." "Awk! The problem with your son!" "Oh, um really?" Jaara unrolls a scroll. "Right here. 'If the prince has not chosen a bride by the appointed time, then the sultan shall choose for him.'"
"But Aladdin hated all those suitoress's!" He says to his royal advisor. "How could I choose someone he hates?" "Not to worry, my liege. There is more. 'If, in the event a suitable princess cannot be found, a prince must then be wed to'...hmm...interesting." "What? Who?" Cassim asks a bit impatient. "The royal vizier! Why, that would be...me!" Jaara says with a sickening grin. "I thought the law says that only a princess can marry a prince, I'm quite sure." He goes to take the scroll from her but she quickly puts it away and turns her staff to his face. "Desperate times call for desperate measures, my lord." The staff's eyes glow and start to hypnotize the Sultan.
"Yes...desperate measures…" His eyes lightly glaze over. "You will order the prince to marry me." "I...will order...the prince...to…" Cassim holds his head and looks at her as the spell breaks momentarily. "...but you're so old!" Jaara holds the staff closer. "The prince will marry me!" "The princess will marry…" The spell is again broken, this time by the trumpet fanfare of parade outside. "What is that? Music?" Cassim walks over and onto the balcony. He looks and sees the parade march close. "Jaara, you must come and see this!" He smiles at the sight. The advancing parade is led by what appears to be Genie in human form.
"Make way for Princess Jazi!" Men carrying flags annoice. "Say hey It's Princess Jazi!" Dancing swordsman shout. "Hey, clear the way in the old bazaar, Hey you, let us through, it's a bright new star, Now come, be the first on your block to meet her eye! Make way, here she comes, Ring bells, bang the drums. Oh, you're gonna love this gal" The Genie mingles amongst different crowd members as he sings, dances and messes with a few things.
"Princess Jazi, fabolous she, Jazi Ababwa!" Rajah the elephant marches through town, there's girls holding feathers up then move them to show off Jasmine 'Jazi' on his back. Jazi smiles to the crowd and waves to some of the city folk. "Genuflect, show some respect. Down on one knee" Genie goes behind some of the guards then pulls fabric out from under their feet making them bow on one knee. Rajah notices and smiles as his ears wiggle. "Now try your best to stay calm. Brush up your Sunday Salaam And come and meet her spectacular coterie." Iago is dancing to the music until Jaara glares at him. The Genie wheelbarrows six men up onto Rajah's trunk. They stand on each other's shoulders as Jazi shakes hands while standing on Rajah's head. "Princess Jazi, mighty is she, Jazi Ababwa! Strong as ten regular men, definitely." The pile collapses on Jazi, but a Genie zaps the pile and she stands up holding them all up in an acrobatic wheel formation at the end of Rajah's trunk. The Genie turns into an old man, "She faced the galloping hordes" then a child, "A hundred bad guys with swords." and then a big male as he picks up a few people who sing with him. "Who sent those goons to their lords, why Princess Jazi!"
A chorus of men carrying solid gold camels. "She's got seventy-five golden camels!" Prince Aladdin walks onto his balcony to see what the noise was and sees the parade. In pops the genie looking like a typical parade commentator, a male one. "Don't they look lovely, June?" A chorus of women on a float sing. "Purple peacocks, she's got fifty-three!" In comes Genie as another commentator, female this time. "Fabulous, Harry, I love the feathers!" A giant balloon gorilla proceeds down the parade as Genie sings. "When it comes to exotic type mammals" Genie pops in as a leopard, "Has he got a zoo,"then a goat, and speaks the last two lines to the two children. "I'm telling you" A chorus joins in again. "It's a world class menagerie!"
Up on a balcony, three harem guys are joined by a harem Genie, as a female. The guys and genie sing together but different words. "Princess Jazi, Beautiful is she, Jazi Ababwa. There's no question this Jazi's alluring. That physique, how can I speak." "Never ordinary, never boring. Weak at the knee." Jazi looks up, sees them and poses. "Everything about the woman just plain impresses." The guys use their hands as fans as the cool themselves off. While Aladdin rolls his eyes. "Well, get on out in that square." "She's a wonder, she's a whiz, a wonder." "Adjust your veil and prepare." "She's about to pull my heart asunder." "To gawk and grovel and stare at Princess Jazi!" "And I absolutely love the way she dresses!" Jazi blows them a kiss, the guys faint as well as swoon, and Genie catches them.
Aladdin, watching from the balcony of the palace, sees this then scoffs it off, then leaves back to his room. "She's got ninety-five white Persian monkeys!" Some of the guards dance and join in. "She's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys!" "And to view them, she charges no fee!" Jasmine throws gold coins out to the people, who rush over to collect them. "She's generous, so generous." "She's got slaves, she's got servants and flunkies!" Rajah and the parade march up the steps of the palace and inside. "Proud to work for bow to her whim, love serving her They're just lousy with loyalty to Jazi! Princess Jazi!" Sultan Cassim noticies the elephants approach and runs back inside to the door to the throne room, he goes to open it but Jaara stands in front of the door. Suddenly, it bursts open, with Rajah leading the way with people dancing around, and crushing Jaara and Iago behind the door.
"Princess Jazi! Amorous she! Jazi Ababwa." Genie slides down Rajah's trunk and over to Cassim. "Heard your prince was a sight lovely to see!" Cassim smiles, charmed by the Genie's personality and the performance of the parade. Jaara was less than charmed as she pushes the door away with a growl as Iago is basically plastered smushed to the wall. "And that, good people, is why she got dolled up and dropped by" Genie dances with Cassim then tosses him in the air, the royal lands in this throne. "With sixty elephants, llamas galore With her bears and lions. A brass band and more. With her forty fakirs, her cooks, her bakers Her birds that warble on key. Make way for Princess Jazi!: More and more fanfare build up until Jasmine flies off Rajah's back on magic Carpet and flies down to the Sultan then bows to him while on Carpet. Jaara slams the door shut with most of the parade behind it.
Cassim claps as he smiles. "Splendid, absolutely marvelous." Jazi takes on a deeper voice. "Ahem. Your majesty, I have journeyed from afar to seek your son's hand." She gets off Carpet then bows again. "Princess Jazi Ababwa! Of course. I'm delighted to meet you." He walks over and shakes Jazi's hand. "This is my royal vizier, Jaara. She's delighted too." He moves aside to show Jaara, a frown on her stern face. She says extremely dryly. "Ecstatic. I'm afraid, Princess Abooboo-" "-Ababwa!" Jazi corrects. Jaara rolls her eyes. "Whatever. You cannot just parade in here uninvited and expect to-" "...by Allah, this is quite a remarkable device." Cassim is kneeling to look at the carpet and tugs at the tassels, and they tug his beard. "I don't suppose I might ride it?" Jazi smiles and nods. "Why certainly, your majesty. Allow me."
She helps the Sultan up onto Carpet, and he sits down. Then Jaara pins Carpet down on the floor with the staff before it could take off. "Sire, I must advise against this" "Oh, lighten up, Jaara. Learn to have a little fun." He kicks away the staff. Carpet and Cassim fly away. Iago, who was standing on the head of the staff, falls down, repeatedly bopping the staff with his beak as he descends. Cassim and Carpet fly high into the ceiling, then begin a dive-bomb attack, flying under Rajah, scaring him. The flight continues around the room, while Jaara and Jazi talk on the ground.
"So, just where did you say you were from?" Jaara questions the 'princess' as she walks around her. "Oh, much farther than you've traveled, I'm sure." Jazi smiles while lying. Jaara does not. "Try me." While talking Iago goes to land on the staff. "Look out, bird!" The ladies duck in time as the Carpet whizzes centimetres over their heads. But Iago does not. Carpet returns and the Sultan chases Iago around the room. "Hey, watch it. Watch it with the dumb rug!" They hit him a few times.
Then carpet zooms underneath Iago, who sighs, wipes his brow, and crashes into a pillar. He crashes to the floor, and his head is circled by miniature sultans on carpets, saying 'Get out of the way, out of the way.' The real Sultan begins his final approach. "Out of the way, I'm coming in to land. Jaara, watch this!" Carpet does a loop then Cassim slides off of the carpet as he lands. "Spectacular, your highness." Jaara says with fake tempered excitement.
" That was fun. Yes, I do seem to have a knack for it." Cassim says as he stands back up. Carpet walks over to Rajah dizzily, then collapses. Rajah catches it with his trunk. "This is a very impressive youth." Cassim says as he pats her shoulder. "And a princess as well." He whispers to Jaara. "If we're lucky, you won't have to marry Aladdin after all." "I don't trust her, sire." She tries to pull him away. Cassim pulls away from her "Nonsense. One thing I pride myself on Jaara, I'm an excellent judge of character." Iago, dusting himself off from his encounter with the piller, mutters to himself. "Oh, excellent judge, yeah, sure...not!"
Aladdin walks in quietly as he sees them discuss. Cassim chuckles. "Aladdin will like this one!" Jazi smirks, glad his father approves of her. "And I'm pretty sure I'll like Prince Aladdin! Jaara comes between them. "Your highness, no." She faces the Sultan. I must intercede on Aladdin's behalf." She uses her rump to push Jazi further away. Aladdin hears this and gets mad. "This girl is no different than the others." Jaara turns around and glares at Jazi, who holds a confident smile. "What makes her think she is worthy of the prince?" Jazi lightly pushes Jaara away. "Your majesty, I am Princess Jazi Ababwa!" She flicks Jaara's nose, which wiggles a bit. "Just let him meet me. I will win your son!" Aladdin then speaks up. "How dare you!" They all look at her surprised. "All of you, standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won!" He then storms out. Jasmine goes to reach her hand out but stops herself, this suddenly became less than ideal. "Oh, dear. Don't worry, Princess Jazi. Just give Aladdin time to cool down." Cassim says as he tries to cheer her up and leads her to her room as they exit. Jaara glares at them as they go. "I think it's time to say goodbye to Princess Abooboo."