I do not own, nor will I ever own Naruto.

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I do not think I am sane. do you? No, wait, you have no idea what I have in store for this. Let's just say, this is gonna be weird. Very Weird. And Random. .

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Just Ludicrous: Chapter 4

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"What the hell was that about, Neji?!?"

"What? You needed a girlfriend to get you out of that fix, and I had the solution."

Sakusen fumed as the two strolled down the street. Neji pointed out a tea shop. "Let's go in there."

Sakusen sighed. "All right."

They slid in, and, lo and behold, found themselves face to face with the two Hyuugas. Again. Hinata was staring at Neji Uzumaki, while Neji Hyuuga stared coolly at Neji and Sakusen.

"Oh, a-ah, Hi, Neji-chan." Hinata blushed deeply. "Who's your friend?"

Neji grinned. She was gonna play this up as much as possible. "This is my boyfriend, Sakusen."

Hinata froze. The turquoise eyes and the pink hair were easy to identify. But, but, Boyfriend? Did that mean that Sakura and Naruto were going out?

The colour drained from Hinata's face, and she swayed on the spot. The other three moved to help her, but she passed out, and was caught by Sakusen.

"H-Hey, there! Wake up, Hinata!"

Neji Hyuuga lifted Hinata up, and slung her across his back. "See you, Uzumaki, Haruno."

The pink and the blond stood, watching as the Hyuugas disappeared out the door and around the corner.

". . . okay . . . "muttered Neji Uzumaki. Sakusen turned on her.

"Why did you tell her that?!?"

"We might as well stay consistent with our story, right?" beamed Neji.

Sakusen groaned.

"But," continued Neji, "we will probably have to keep up the image at least until we leave Konoha."

Sakusen led Neji to a table, and ordered two teas.

"But why me?"

"Because now you're the only guy."

"But why YOU?"

Neji didn't respond, but beamed happily.

Sakusen groaned again.

Ningyo appeared out of nowhere next to Neji's shoulder. "Why yes, this is just perfect!"

The two young ninja nearly passed out from the shock, then Sakusen turned to Ningyo. "What the F- what do you mean?"

"The cover of you two going out is just so perfect! It's just too cute, and no one will ever recognize you!"

" . . . Huh?"

"Just think! Naruto and Sakura are always too shy of in denial to admit to each other! But if Neji and Sakusen are an item, no one will ever make the connection!"

The shock on Sakusen's face was classic. "Y-you . . . want . . . me to date him, her IT?!?"

"It'd be just too cute!"

Neji stared at Ningyo. " . . . ARE you feeling OKAY?"

At the same time, Sakusen shouted, "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FRIGGEN' MIND?!?"

"Of course not, Sillies! Now I'm interrupting a date. Buhbye!"

The two gazed helplessly as their sensei strolled out of the tea house, humming to herself.

"WAS SHE TOTALLY OUT OF HER MIND?!?" howled Sakusen.

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hahahaha, I'm so evil. Don't worry, it gets better.

cant wait!

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