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I do not think I am sane. Do you? No, wait, you have no idea what I have in store for this. Let's just say, this is gonna be weird. Very Weird. And Random. .

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Just Ludicrous: Chapter 9

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The two hid in as many dark alleys as possible, praying that Ningyo would not think to use the Sharingan on the clones. But that really depended on just how perverted the woman was, and if she would spy on two teenagers . . . err-yeah. They also blessed the idea of using shadow clones. How safe and fool proof!

The two stayed as far away as possible for a couple of hours, hoping that that would be long enough. Finally, they began to walk back to the inn, silently praying that they were safe. Clambering through the window, they were met with a sight they gathered boded well, though for them it was still bizarre.

That they saw were the sleeping forms of their shadow clones curled up together under the blankets of the bed, smiling slightly in their sleep. The smiles slightly threw the two ninja as they crouched on the windowsill. They stepped down and padded softly to the side of the bed, looking at the two forms lying under the bedding. They could see in peripheral that there was a small pile of clothes at the other side of the room, but they pretended not to see it out of embarrassment. One side of them thirsted to know what had happened, what the experience had been like. The other half stared in detachment at the pair, a kind of disbelief that it was them in there, that the people were identical to themselves.

Silently, Neji and Sakusen released the clone jutsus simultaneously, and blacked out.

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Neji kept her eyes closed against the sunlight as she slowly came around. She was warm, and had no intention of moving. Sakusen was feeling the same way. Slowly his brain began to assess the situation. He was lying on top of soft blankets, and was curled up in someone's arms. He slowly opened his eyes and saw Neji's hairline along her neck, and the dramatic sweep if the ear lobe he followed the line, along the jaw, across her lips, and up to her crystal blue eyes. They had been watching him, he realized, and they gazed at each other, deep in to the pools of blue and green, only breathing. No matter what gender wither of them were, those eyes would stay the same, those glowing flecks of colour catching the light.

They kissed, and together they realized that as soon as that jutsu had been released, they had known the answer to every one of the questions they had wondered as they had watched their sleeping forms. When their lips parted, Sakusen chuckled.

"I think my brain's been raped . . . by me."

Neji laughed, and Sakusen joined in. they lay, curled up together, Sakusen's arms around Neji's shoulders, laughing. They kissed again, then lay, simply relishing each other's warmth.

Finally, as the room began to darken, they got up, and pulled their clothing straight, then they wandered over to Ningyo and Sasayaki's room. Sakusen knocked on the door, then slid it open.

The room was empty, save for a table on which were two meals, beautifully prepared and set out. Next to the plates was a card, on which was written

Hey, you two,

Thought you might be

hungry after all that.

//w//

Ningyo.

They ignored the jab, and ate the food, then went back to their own room. There they changed into their sleepwear, and fell asleep in each other's arms.

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And to those who have already, Wow, and thank you very much!

And sorry it's so short; it's just in preparation for the next chapter.