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Just Ludicrous: Chapter 20
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Sasayaki started having another panic attack. Kakashi whacked Naruto upside the head. "He's not serious, Sasuke."
Sakura sighed with relief. She had hoped that there wouldn't be any lasting effects on them. 'Thank goodness everything is as it was before.' Little did she realize.
Sasayaki had managed to start breathing again, which was good. She looked a little pale, though. Naruto patted her on the back.
"Don't worry, I'm sure Itachi would make a great husband!"
That got the colour back into Sasauaki's face. She whirled to face Naruto, yanking a kunai from her pouch. Then she leapt at the blond, fully intending to kill.
Kakashi fluidly reached over, tripped Sasayaki, caught the kunai, and bopped Naruto again. Then he reached down, touched Sasayaki, made the hand signs, and forcibly released the jutsu. Sasuke lay on the floor, glaring at Naruto's feet, then stood up, and brushed himself off.
"Here, you three," said Kakashi sensei, "Why don't you go home, okay?"
Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke nodded and left the room. They were exiting out of the Hokage tower when Sasuke punched Naruto in the head, and walked away.
Naruto went flying, taking Sakura with him, and the two crashed to the ground. Naruto started to haul himself up, off of on top of Sakura Sakura started to sit up, too, when Naruto's arms gave out. Of course, they were in a crowded street, and of course, they were perfectly lined up. Naruto realized at the same time as Sakura that they were kissing. Naruto had no idea what to do. If he kept kissing Sakura, she might kill him. But hadn't their relationship back in the village hidden in the mist meant anything? And besides, he really liked kissing her. Then again, everyone was staring at them.
Sakura was suffering qualms when Shikamaru walked up.
"Hey, lovebirds. I don't really care what you think you're doing, but could you at least get a room? Or at least spare us normal people?"
The two broke apart, and Naruto shot back "Yeah, like you're normal, Shikamaru." He stood up, and helped Sakura to her feet. Shikamaru just shrugged, and Sakura, a little shaken, smiled at Naruto.
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Tsunade leaned against the windowsill, watching the scene with Iruka, Kakashi and Jiraiya. "Well," she announced, "at least that mission worked out." She watching the two ninja in the street, easily identified by their hair colours. The blond seemed to be talking to the rose, then suddenly the rose-head started chasing the blond down the street.
Kakashi nodded. "Yep. But the Akatsuki one was a complete flop." Iruka nodded in full agreement.
Jiraiya also leaned against the sill as well. "They still have a long ways to go."
Tsunade smiled down at the two young ninja as they disappeared down the street. "Indeed."
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Three years later . . .
A new book, titled Make out Tactics, was produced by the infamous Jiraiya. And while Naruto insisted that it was one of the most boring books he had ever read, he still kept a copy. Because he never knew that Jiraiya always placed a fake beginning to all of his books. The second chapter was where the real story began. The story of a ninja team, and their Just Ludicrous trip to the Village hidden in the Mist.
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Hey, sorry this is so late. My dad confiscated my computer, and I had to go to mandatory Graduation meetings. I graduate on Saturday . . . Ugh . . .
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