Caillou was in daycare when recess started. It was Caillous favorite part of the day. Leo walked up "hi Caillou want to play a game? Its called banker." Caillou didn't want to play with Leo today or well ever. Caillou walked over to the "cool kids" side of the playground. There was Bart whose dad was a millionare. Lindsay whose mom is a famous movie star. Lee whose grandpa was a General in the Canadian Foriegn Legion and Sasha whose dad is a doctor.
Caillou saw they put a shiny red toy car down, Caillou ran up and grabbed it. "Vrrooom vrrrooom!" Caillou muttered loudly. The kids looked shocked. Bart walked up, snapped the toy from Caillou and backhanded Caillou. "Listen POOR this is MY MODEL CAR!" He said. He then kicked Caillou in the chest and walked off laughing. Caillou was hurt bad, Leo walked up and kneeled down "it doesn't look too bad, minor brusing and your..." Caillou shoved Leo. Blood was drawn and Caillou sat and drew upon his Great Grandpas Caillou Capone Corleones spirit. Caillou suddenly donned a long coat, a fedora fell from the heavens and unbeknownst to Caillou a garmet truck from badwont crashed.
The popular kids where playing the game of "beat the poor with a sack of coins." Caillou walked up and stepped on Bart's shiny red car.
Bart ran up and Caillou farted in his hand and slapped Bart. Bart cried and barfed and laid in the pool of vomit crying. The others scattered. Sasha stood up to Caillou, caillou grabbed a baseball bat and struck Sasha in the knees. The two girls hid in "the tube" which was a piece of construction pipe with one hole. "We are safe in here Lee, girl power am I right?" Lindsy said. "Im a boy" Lee replied suddenly the hole for dark Caillou sat on it and he sprayed messy diarrhea onto them and for good measure had a cat he captured tossed into the hole. The two screamed in terror as the cat attacked.
Caillou laughed as they cried in pain.
Caillou snapped and suddenly recess started. It was a day dream... Or was it?
Caillou went over to the rich kids, "hi Caillou want to play with my new red car?" Bart said.
Caillou screamed farted in his had and slapped Bart and proceded to do a victory dance around Bart. He pinned Bart down and Caillou capped a load in his pants on Barts face.
And that is how Caillou got independent recess.
