Disclamer: All characters belong to Stephenie Meyer, most of this is mine, but only the tutu part was borrowed. Hope u like:
Bella's POV:
Alice had taken me shopping, and we had been at the mall ALL DAY. Currently we were sitting in the food court, me eating, Alice tapping her foot impatiently "Alice" I complained "I have enough clothes to last me a millennium"
"No Bella, we…" Alice trailed off, her face and eyes going blank. When she snapped out of it she got an evil glint in her eyes "we have one more store to go to, and it will take less then five minutes, so hurry up Bella." Judging by the urgency it meant that something good was gonna happen, so I willingly hurried.
After I was done we walked in the general direction of the car when all of a sudden we stopped in front of Radio Shack. I looked at Alice quizzically, but I followed her in to the store nonetheless. We walked out carrying a bag that held a video camera and film for the aforementioned camera. Alice then rushed me to the car muttering something about wanting to get there in time. On the way home she drove at 150+ MPH, I was literally glued to the seat. In less than 20 minutes we were in front of the house. "Leave the bags and come with me." Alice whispered while grabbing the camera. She stepped out of the car and walked to the house while I followed her. When she opened the door we were met with the weirdest most disturbing sight of all. "No wonder she needed a camera" I thought to myself. In front of me I saw Emmett singing Barbie Girl in a pink apron…WITH NOTHING UNDERNEATH IT!!! (AN- Thanks to Heartless Poison for this idea…when you told me about it I just had to try it out.) I turned to Alice and saw her stifling laughter "Alice you never mentioned this is what would happen" I whispered to her. At this point Emmett decided to turn around with a shocked expression on his face "ALICE!!!" he half yelled, half whined. At that point I lost it and started laughing like crazy. Out of nowhere Rosalie appeared next to Alice "What's going…" Rosalie started, till she saw her husband, then she exploded "OMC, Emmett McCarty Cullen get your ass upstairs this instant and put some fucking clothes on NOW." At that point Alice and I fell to the floor from so much laughter. Alice then stood up and went to hide the tape, leaving me alone with Rosalie in the family room. "So," I started awkwardly, I still wasn't used to her being nice to me, but we were getting closer, "where you when your husband decided to put on a show?" I asked her while I looked at the stuff glued to the kitchen ceiling "Esme won't be too happy about that" I thought, and the toppled and sometimes broken furniture.
Rosalie looked me dead in the eyes and answered "Hiding, today was his time of the month, and we all know better than to stick around for it." I was shocked to thing that sweet and funny Emmett could scare his family that much. Mental note to self: heed this warning…Whenever Emmett is in his "time of the month" RUN!!!
A few minuets later Emmett came downstairs With clothes on Thank God..."Emmett..." I asked tentavely "Why is there gunk on the roof of the kitchen" Emmett's face practically lit up. "Well Bella, I thought you might be hungry so I tried to cook you something." he ran off and was back in less than a second holding something that looked vaguely like dog poop "Do you like it?" he asked proudly. "Well, it sure looks intersting..." I answered, at a loss for words, then fearing he would ask me to taste it I hurridly added "But I already ate, so I'm not really hungry." Emmet then proceeded to shove the tray under my nose and ask me if I was sure. That sure did it, I was off, and running to the bathroom, where my lunch made a reappearence much to my chagrin.
I know it's short, but im only doing a couple of one shots whenever I think of something intersting. so yeah...