It's great to see some positive reviews :) I was a little worried no one would be interested in it but I was wrong :)
So here's another chapter and this is my first time writing any of the character's from Nathan Barley so I'm hoping I did a decent job of it
It will also be my first time writing any Garth Marenghi characters and my first time writing Jen, Moss and Roy from IT Crowd but I'm up for it :)

Anyway...Enjoy and yes there is a hell load of swearing in this chapter, sorry if it offends anyone but Nathan Barley is rated an 18 :)
Again, disclaimer: I don't own

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Vince tilted his head a little as he watched two people bicker outside the shop, a guy and a girl. The guy had two hands free devices in his ears; a pair of headphones round his neck, a messenger bag slung over his shoulder and was holding out a large yellow and black gadget in his hand. The girl had her hair tied back and looked heavily sleep deprived.
"Hey Howard, I think they're here." Howard sighed and went to fetch Naboo as Vince carried on watching the two outside, he listened closely to their conversation until finally the girl burst into the shop dragging the guy behind her, she was in such a rush she didn't notice Vince was sat by the window.
"Naboo? Hello!" She called as she strolled up to the counter "Hello?"
"I'm coming." Came the lisped reply as the Shaman, Bollo and Howard emerged from the flat upstairs "Alright Claire?"

"Hey Naboo, Bollo. Sorry, don't know you…" She starred at Howard "But you look a lot like my brother…Dan Ashcroft?"

"Never heard of him." Howard shook his head and sat back down behind the counter.

"Yeah this is Howard and that's Vince." Naboo introduced them as Vince got up and dropped his magazine onto a display of trinkets.

"Alright?" He smiled as he approached them; Claire nodded back with a grin then turned her attention back to Naboo instantly.

"Right, sorry about him being late." She explained shooting the guy a stern look "And thank you for doing this for me Naboo."

"No problem, it'll give Howard and Vince something to do. What's he broken anyway?"

"My camera. My brother finally paid me the money back for it…It got taken by bailiffs." She explained briefly "Then Nathan here, broke it. So now he owes me."
"And she's making me work for it." Nathan crossed his arms glumly while messing with the gadget in his hand that had caught Vince's attention.
"Right well we've got plenty for him to do around here." Naboo nodded giving Claire a comforting smile.
"Thank you." She smiled back but was interrupted with a large yawn "Sorry."
"You should get some sleep."
"Whenever I try Jones starts his crappy Dj-ing. He's driving me insane. He eventually stopped at ten in the morning today, when I got out of bed I found him fast asleep on the couch. My brother sleeps through it, no idea how, it's fucking bullshit."
"Right well…Try anyway yeah, if he's asleep now?" Naboo lead her to the door of the shop, after assuring her everything would be fine he turned to give instructions "Right Nathan, this is my shop. Break anything and you pay for it, listen to Vince and Howard, they'll tell you what to do. Come on, Bollo." The Shaman and his familiar left the three downstairs in the flat to retreat to their Hookah.

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"Hey what's that?" Vince asked after a short while of silence from all three men, he pointed to the gadget in Nathan's hand.
"Ah it's the Wasp T12 Speechtool. Check it out right, it's well weapon. Giant key for the number five 'cos it's a common number yeah, MP3 decks, prints business cards and it's got some pretty sick ringtones yeah." Nathan demonstrated his mobile to Vince who watched in amazement "And it's shark-proof." He nodded his head and grinned at the open mouthed mod.

"That is genius." Vince remarked while starring at the large round button for the number five.
"Check out my website yeah." Nathan slammed his messenger bag onto the counter and pulled out a laptop "Got wireless for goin' places." He noted while logging onto the internet "Right, check this out…Trashbat dot cock." He showed the laptop screen to both Vince and Howard bringing up a black screen with boxes of videos in them "Click on diary to check out my new phone but you've already seen it. Check it anyway, yeah? Click pranks to see me pretend to spill coffee on Pingu. It was an empty cup!" He laughed and clicked the link to bring up the video, they erupted into laughter apart from Howard who watched and shook his head "Click videos to check out my new monkey animation, it's wild!"

"Yeah Nathan, you're here to work not show us your crappy website." Howard interrupted "Can you go make some tea please?"

"Yeah man, I'll have mine with six sugars. I'm feelin' adventurous. Cheers." Nathan grinned and turned back to his laptop "Fancy doin' an I-dent for my website?" He asked Vince who nodded still starring at the videos on the screen.

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"So what's a guy like you doin' in a shithole like this?" Nathan asked Vince after he had shown him every inch of his website and recorded an I-dent.
"Jus-" The mod was cut off by a loud ringing full of screams and chainsaws, Nathan pressed a button on his phone and answered completely ignoring Vince and his reply.
"Toby! You cock jockey, how's it hangin' man?" He walked off toward the door in deep and loud conversation.

"He's great in't he?" Vince half laughed as he leant against the counter where Howard was sat.
"Yeah, just great." He mumbled as the phone rang "Hello?" He answered, then without another word passed the phone straight on to Vince. The conversation lasted only a couple of minutes but left the mod beaming "What was that about?"

"It was Jonatton Yeah? The editor of Sugar Ape."

"Sugar Ape?"

"Yeah, a magazine. One of the coolest apart from Cheekbone and Dazed and Confused of course." He retrieved the magazine he had left on the shelf with trinkets and showed it to Howard "This mag is genius. And Jonatton Yeah? Wants me to star in it! How cool is that?"
"Star in it how?"

"Model the new fashion, y'know? Get with it Howard!"

"Right…When is this little interview?"

"Half an hour." Vince replied while pulling on a leopard skin coat which was hung by the wall "I'm goin' now though."

"You don't even know where the Sugar Ape office is."

"Sugar Ape office? Ah I know that place, got connections with it, y'know? I'll take you." Nathan added as soon as he had ended his call. He packed away his laptop and slung the bag back over his shoulder then reconnected his hands free devices "Let's go then." He headed for the door with Vince behind him "Keep it real man, peace and fuckin'; believe!"
"Yeah, I'll see you later Howard." Both men left leaving only a ring from the bell above the door behind them.
"Idiots."