Fran Goes on Jerry Springer
I don't know what to say. More reviews would be nice. And I like that about 500 hits have been made. At least I know somebody is reading this. I haven't gotten any requests yet, but I am still taking 'em. And I have a request for Flame Rising: Get carpal tunnel syndrome so you can't type anymore! You are not funny! You aren't even human! Ahhahahahaha!! Victory is mine.
"So, what are the results?" Fran asked, very nervous.
"It's… positive." Jerry replied. Balthier looked shocked. Larsa fainted.
"Oh my gods! Fran really is going to have little bunny-eared babies!" Vaan squealed, sounding a lot like an excited girl. He ran over and hugged Fran, who got very mad.
"VAAN! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!" The Viera roared.
"Don't get so stressed. Sheesh, damn mood swings."
"I've already told you I seriously doubt it's yours. Basch and Balthier are likely. I slept with Basch multiple times, and Balthier and I do it nearly every night. There are dozens of other Humes I mated with too."
"Are there lop-eared Viera or do they all have straight ears like yours?" Jerry asked Fran.
"Not that I know of. Well, when we're first born our ears don't stand up straight. It takes a few hours for that to happen. So I guess there are lop-eared Viera, but it never lasts for long." Fran explained.
Vaan pulled a bunny-ear headband out of nowhere. He put it on. "See? Now I'm a Viera too. And Viera can't cross with Humes, so I'm the father."
"Gods Vaan. You are a complete idjit. Bunny ear headband or not, you're still a Hume. And I've never slept with a male Viera, but I'm pregnant, so obviously Humes and Viera can crossbreed."
Penelo was excited too. "Wow! Balthier is gonna be a daddy!" She cried.
"It's possibly not his, Penelo." Ashe reminded the teenager.
"Well, at least there is no chance that it's Larsa's, since he never slept with Fran. And besides, even if it isn't Balthier's child, he'd probably help Fran take care of it. Fran is his best-friend-with-benefits after all. I'm sure he wouldn't leave her or make her give up her child."
"Just watch. It's probably going to either be Vaan's or Al-Cid's. I wouldn't care if it's Basch's, even though I do care about him. Fran would be happy with Balthier or Basch."
"Hey Ashe! I can make vulgar sounds with my arms!" Penelo happily screamed
"Penelo no!!"
Meanwhile, Fran had stopped paying attention and was remembering when she found out what was under Crispy the Clown's baggy clothes. And she engaged in balloon bestiality. She shoved a balloon animal up her snizz. This all had happened two weeks ago, so she didn't have to worry about that issue. Nonetheless, she still found it hilarious.
Fran pulled a pomegranate out of her top and began eating it whole. Not just the seeds, but the whole fruit.
A group marched in. It was Clan Centurio, led by Montblanc the Moogle. Another Viera was with him. Krjn was the Viera, and it was known she really liked Montblanc. Maybe even loved him. Krjn wasn't wearing her armour for once. She looked like any normal Viera.
"It takes 48 hours to do this test. We'll have it done." Balthier said.
"Kupo?" Montblanc wondered.
"Yes, I think we should test you too. I've never heard of a Moogle crossing with a Viera, but I suppose it might be possible." Fran added happily.
Balthier took out a cup of tea from nowhere and began drinking. He still couldn't believe what Fran had done. She was never like this before. It had just been recently she had gotten strange. And really horny. Was this a normal thing for Viera? When they got to a certain age, did they change this drastically? Jote seemed normal, but maybe she had learned to control it. Of course, Fran did say her sister used to bring Viera males home and mate with them all the time. Would Mjrn become like that one day?
"Can you think of something besides tea?" Basch asked.
"Well, no matter who is the father, I will take care of Fran and the kids forever."
"That's what I want to talk about. Montblanc and I are friends. Nobody messes with him and gets away with it." Krjn growled.
"Nobody messes with anybody with a Viera's heart and gets away with it! But that isn't what happened here. Montblanc consented to it. It is his fault as much as mine. I am sorry Krjn." Fran replied.
"You little slut! Leave Monty alone!"
"He consented!"
"Can somebody break these two up before they kill each other?" Vaan asked.