Fran Goes on Jerry Springer
Fran had managed to convince Vaan to find a garden hose. And she had taken one end of said hose and had pushed it into herself quite far. Vaan was also helping her push it in and out of her pussy. Security (and cameras) had long since been disposed of, so Fran was pretty much free to continue her behaviour. Only Jerry and a few audience members were left besides the Viera and her friends.
"So what do I do with the other end?" Vaan asked.
"Something that doesn't involve hooking it up to a water line and killing Fran's kits." Balthier replied.
"So hooking it up and sending water through my snizz would kill my babies?" Fran wondered.
"OF COURSE IT WOULD!! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU HOW STUPID YOU ARE?!"
"A lot and I'll admit one thing: it's far better than continuously telling me how I don't have a soul since I'm not a Hume. Viera do so have souls! Hey! Look! A tiny digital camera! Once I am done with the hose, this gets to go up the Viera tunnel of love."
"Fran, one of these days something is gonna get stuck up there and you're not going to like how you're gonna have to get it out."
"I used tweezers to get the baby carrots out."
"Yes, she indeed did. And she had me watch." Larsa added. Fran was still moving the hose in and out of her vagina, and it looked like it was pleasant. The Viera was making her purring noises. Then she cried out and stopped moving the hose for a while.
"Are we quite finished?" Balthier asked the Viera. Fran nodded and pulled the hose out.
"Gives me an empty feeling." Fran said sadly.
"Just watch it. You're full of kits, and we don't want anything to happen to a single one of them."
"Yes, I do love my little kittens already. All twelve of them."
"Reks had a pet kitten once, his name was Mr. Whiskers. He used to scratch me a lot, and he hissed at me. He didn't like me. So I let him outside one day and he ran away. Reks was very angry. Two years later I saw a big mean alley cat and it looked just like Mr. Whiskers and it attacked me. It escaped, and I had to get a rabies shot." Vaan said.
"We're not talking about your brother's cat, Vaan!" Fran growled.
"I remember Reks's kitten! He only hated Vaan because Vaan chased him, and pulled his tail, and cut his fur off, and would try to give him baths!" Penelo yelled. She had managed to get free once more, and had tied Ashe up so she could misbehave.
"Penelo, when I get free, you're toast." Ashe snapped.
Fran had gotten ahold of mushrooms and had eaten a bunch. She assured Balthier and everybody else it wouldn't hurt her kits, but it would make her hallucinate. She began chasing Vaan around, thinking he was a fluffy husky. And she kept moving as far as she could away from Balthier, seeing him as a male Viera who wanted nothing more than to hump her.
"Fran, calm down. That is not a furry husky, that is Vaan. And Mr. Balthier is not a Viera." Jerry reasoned.
"You stay out of this, talking corn-on-the-cob!"
"Fran, calm down and clam the kupo up!" Montblanc snarled.
"Listen to me, Cool Whip container, I don't listen to corn, or huskies, or male Vieras, and I sure as hell am not listening to whipped cream!"
"Fran, come on. You know that is just Monty. I think you're quite ridiculous!" Krjn yelled at the other Viera.
"You're still a Viera? Sheesh, I need more 'shrooms if you haven't turned into something crazy yet."
"I don't know much about kittens. I've never had them, even though someday I might like to, and my sister Ktjn takes care of some of the children in town. Anyhow, I don't think eating those mushrooms is good for those little kits."
"They're fine! My mother told me she used to eat these while she was carrying me and my nine littermates, and look how I turned out!" Fran cried happily.
Fran was seeing everything as a weird cartoon, with a bunch of happy little bunnies hopping around with machine guns, and a sun with sunglasses and candy everywhere. Fran saw one of the audience seats as a big marshmallow and wanted to eat it.
"Don't stare at me too long or you'll go blind!" The sun said. It was really Al-Cid asking if the pregnant Viera was alright. The mushrooms were even affecting the Viera's long fuzzy bunny ears at this point, so she was hearing things like this.