Fran Goes on Jerry Springer
Flashback from a few days ago…
"Balthier? I don't see any scallions." Fran yelled.
"I'm making chicken soup, and it had better not turn into VIERA soup!" Balthier yelled back.
"Ha. He doesn't even know that I did find the scallions, but they're up my pussy, just like everything else Balthier uses. I hope I am pregnant, I think I might be, so I can have an excuse to behave badly and Balthier can't do anything about it."
End flashback…
"Fran, I have had it with your behaviour!" Balthier yelled.
"It's hormones. I'm full of kits. I can't help it. Considering you guys are the ones who knocked me up, blame yourselves."
"But Viera are so cute! We can't be mad that there are going to be more Viera in the world! And I've always wanted to get a Viera pregnant so I could be the father of some cute little kittens; I just kinda hoped that the mother would be Mjrn." Vaan said.
"Vaan, if you have sex with my sister, I'll kill you. I don't care if she consents or not. Or even if it results in her having a litter. I'll totally destroy you."
"But I want Mjrn to have lots of little babies, so your kits can have cousins!"
"Mjrn can have a litter with a male Viera."
Vaan got the bunny ear headband out again. "Now can I sleep with Mjrn? I'm a male Viera now."
"Balthier, remember how you hid your favourite candy in a place you said I'd never find them?" Fran asked with a sly grin.
"Fran, they had better not be anywhere near your secret compartment."
"Hey Balthier? Do you think it would be hot if Mjrn slept with Jote?" Vaan asked.
"That's disgusting! They're sisters, and they aren't lesbians! Jote has sex with male Viera only!"
"What if I got Jote drunk and dressed Mjrn up like a male Viera?"
"Vaan, enough with that! That's really disturbing. Drunk or not, Jote would probably notice that Mjrn has female parts."
"I just want to make kittens with Mjrn so bad."
"The last thing my sister needs is a bunch of half-Hume kits. She has been trying to have a litter, which has made Jote upset with her because it's not a good idea, but if she gets pregnant by a Hume; it would be even less good for her." Fran hissed.
"Darn, so Mjrn isn't a virgin. I was hoping so. Then she wouldn't care how bad I am because she wouldn't know any better."
"Yeah Vaan. Mjrn has probably slept with about a dozen male Viera already. She'd probably have no interest in you at all. And I'll say it again: put any part of yourself into my sister, and I swear I'll kill you!"
"I think it's really more of Mjrn's choice whether or not somebody kills me. She might like me."
"Vaan, the only way you'd have a chance of being with Mjrn is if you forced yourself on her, and that's why I'd kill you!" Fran growled. She took out a package of candy. "I got a package of Skittles. Want to see how many I can slip into the Viera tunnel of love?"
"If it was Mjrn, I'd love to see that. You aren't as cute and cuddly." Vaan remarked.
"Can we get off the subject of Fran's sister already?" Balthier asked.
"Can you leave and let me get on with my show already?" Jerry wondered.
"20, 21, 22…" Fran counted as she slipped Skittles into her vagina.
"I can't stop thinking about Mjrn. If you get Fran, I should get her sister. Jote would never go near me, but maybe Mjrn would." Vaan said.
"I'm telling you Vaan, you really should go gay. Maybe you could get a male Viera. 29, 30, 31…"
"I don't want to go gay! I want to make it with Mjrn!"
"I like Vaan. Why does he want that stupid Viera Mjrn?" Penelo asked. The cameras were back on, but almost everything was being censored, especially Fran.
"Because you're annoying. I imagine Mjrn would be quiet and everything. And she probably would like Vaan more than Fran did. I suppose Vaan might have a better chance of getting Mjrn into bed than trying to sleep with Fran again." Ashe remarked.
"For Christmas, I want a flying saucer, a pen and pencil set, four eggrolls, a subscription to Chunky Puffs Quarterly, a box of Band-Aids, a big book, a…"
"Shut the hell up! I hope I get some duct tape, so I can shut you up!"
"Balthier, can we go to the sexateria this year?" Fran asked. She had managed to get 50 Skittles into herself.
"No. Not until you have the kittens. You'll be more amusing that way. And we can have somebody watch the kits." Balthier replied.
"And when we come back, I'll have more kits!"
"Oh no you don't! You're using protection!"
"Whatever that means."
"But tell you what, you idiot of a Viera. Behave yourself and next time we go to Balfonheim, I'll buy you more sex toys."