Fran Goes on Jerry Springer
All these stupid temporary files from nowhere are filling up my laptop, and it's making me mad as hell. Mjrn's behaviour and attitude are an extremely exaggerated version of my little sister Aimee's mannerisms.
Mjrn seemed worse than Fran. And she was farther along too. She wasn't huge yet, but she was just starting to show. Vaan and Fran didn't know how they hadn't noticed sooner.
Fran had gotten a package of Slim Jims, and was playing her favourite game again: see what manners of objects the sick Viera can put inside her pussy. Mjrn was getting really ticked off at her and hurled a chair. It missed Fran, who seemed oblivious to everything her sister was doing. Mjrn was getting really mad, and she got even angrier when security tried to restrain her.
"GIVE ME THOSE WOOD-DAMNED SLIM JIMS AND STOP PUTTING THINGS UP YOUR CUNT!!" Mjrn screamed.
"Don't start swearing again." Jerry warned.
"I'm not listening to you, stupid Hume son-of-a-bitch."
"Where the heck did you learn this kind of language?" Balthier asked the younger Viera.
"I already told you r-tard! Jote taught me!"
"Mjrn, I love you and I don't mind if you swear all the time. Wanna do it?" Vaan asked.
"Sounds bitching, I think it's a good idea. Yeah, we can screw later."
"Vaan, I already told you that if you sleep with my sister, I'll kill you." Fran growled.
Mjrn started eating a bunch of chocolate. Balthier asked her if he could have some, since he was tired of everything he ate tasting like Viera. Mjrn seemed really offended at that until Balthier explained that every piece of food Fran found went straight up her vagina.
"Fran, I'm happy I left. I don't believe in the spirits of the Wood anymore. The Wood never spoke to me. I think Jote and mom and the other Viera leaders made up all that stuff about her so we'd worship her. There is no justice in this world, and especially not for Viera. Nothing we do matters. That's why I seduced Jote's boyfriend. If it feels good, do it. And it did feel good. And it will probably feel good to hump Vaan." Mjrn explained. Fran went over next to her and kissed her.
"You've calmed down quite a bit." Fran remarked.
"Yes. The chocolate helps. The truth is that Jote didn't exactly kick me out. I left for multiple reasons. I told her I didn't worship the Wood and she got mad, and then she got REALLY mad when she found out her boyfriend had knocked me up, and she seemed ready to kill me when you showed up with the stuffed Malboro. I left the next day, and made my way here."
"I don't know if it would be a good idea for Vaan to sleep with you."
"You're carrying twelve kits, and you obviously had sex with Balthier this morning. I can smell it all over you. I only have eight kits in me, unless you killed some of them with your wild whacking with that cue stick."
"You're three months further along than me!"
"It's fine. I read stuff that said it was fine as long as we were careful. It's only my sixth month, and we have a year-and-a-half gestation. The kits aren't very big yet. You can barely tell I'm pregnant yet. Wood, my hormones are through the roof."
"Mjrn! If you don't believe in the Wood, you don't get to use her name in vain or at all!"
"The Wood is real, Fran. I just don't believe in the spirits of it."
"I love you so much Mjrn." Vaan repeated.
"Okay. Next time I want a litter, I'll let you hump me repeatedly."
Penelo was attempting to kiss Ashe. She had seen Fran kiss Mjrn and was trying to imitate her.
"Penelo! NO! That was different! Fran and Mjrn are sisters, and I think it might be a Viera thing! You're probably swimming with disease, and it would make you a lesbian!" Ashe yelled.
"Ashe, I've been thinking…" Penelo began.
"That's a first."
"Well, maybe I am lesbian. I have such awful luck with men, I wanted to see Fran's breasts, and now I have the irresistible desire to kiss you."
"Penelo, you wanted to sleep with Larsa and a male Viera. You aren't lesbian."
"Larsa looks like a girl; and from what I've heard about boy Viera, they resemble the females."