Authors Note: HELLO PEOPLE!! I don't own Naruto…..blah blah blah…..I own Alex….blah blah blah….if you use her, you need permission….blah blah blah.
AND NOW FOR THE EXCITING PART! SO, we are EXPERIENCING DIFFERENT STEREOTYPES THIS CHAPTER!! Woot! Enjoy!
-Alex
Oh, and Naruto is the ONLY one without a clue! See if you can guess the stereotypes!
Background: -Audience dressed as cowboys hoots and hollers-
Nikk: -Whew- NO CLAPPING!! YEEE DOGGY!!
Orochimaru: -tips cowboy hat at audience- I 'reckon these folks here are all a-waitin here for something.
Kiba: Dern tootin right! –spits at can- Now whadder you think they're here for?
Naruto: WHY DOES EVERYONE SOUND SO WEIRD?
Sasuke: Jee partner, I can't say that I know. –gasps and covers mouth with hand- WHAT IS THIS?
Orochimaru: Well Jee feller, no need to go a hollerin, we're right here!
Naruto: Ohmyramen.
Sasuke: ?
Naruto: Nevermind. WHERE'S ALEX.
Orochimaru: -sucks in his breath- Well, I reckon you don't wanna mess with the sheriff there cowboy.
Naruto and Sasuke: Huh?
Alex: -Busts through Saloon like doors that appear in the middle of the room with spurs on her boots, a gun in her belt, a cowboy hat, and pulling a tied up, out cold Itachi behind her-
Orochimaru: -takes hat off and bows- Well, howdy there sheriff.
Alex: -nods head- I'll take the usual, mug-a-beer.
Orochimaru: You got it!
Alex: -nods at Naruto and Sasuke- boys.
Naruto: Alex?
Nikk and Hinata: -singing on stage, suddenly stops to look at the spectacle-
Kiba: -rushing to give the beer to Alex, stops cold-
Alex: -fingers twitching over gun- Whaddid you call me? You yellerbelly!
Naruto: What are you TALKING about?!
Alex: It's SHERIFF to you. Don't MAKE me use my quirt on you boy!
Sasuke: -whispers to Kiba- Quirt?
Kiba: -whispers back- a very, VERY painful whip.
Sasuke: -winces- ouch.
Kiba: Dern tootin right!
Naruto: uhm. Quirt?
Alex: What? Know your terms boy! Or else you'll end up like THIS outlaw here –kicks tied up Itachi- This feller here was as stupid as could be, tried to steal a whole herd a cattle right in front of my nose. Well wouldn't you know, I lassoed him like a bad habit.
Naruto: I got almost NONE of that. And Itachi was out cold from when you punched him last chapter.
Orochimaru: -ducks behind Saloon bar-
Kiba: Uh-oh.
Sasuke: -looking intently-
Alex: -turns red with rage- Are you calling me a liar BOY?!
Naruto: Yeah, that's the other, thing, I'm not a BOY, you're the same age as me!
Sasuke: 'Scuse me there, Sheriff?
Alex: Shoot.
Sasuke: My cousin here, don't know much about anything. Shoot, the feller can't tell a horse from an ass!
Everyone except Naruto: -starts laughing-
Naruto: I….I don't get it.
Alex: Can't say that I don't see that! –slaps knee in laughter- Err, you there! Waddy! I need something to wet my gullet!
Kiba: Right away Sheriff! –Hands her the beer-
Alex: -nods- Thanks, son.
Kiba: Sure thing, Sheriff.
Sasuke: Well, if you don't mind Sheriff, I'm gonna take my cousin here home before he starts to chew the cud with the cows!
Alex: -hoots with laughter- Sure thing, son, y'all take care now! Specially you –points to Naruto- Cud-boy!
Everyone except Naruto: -hoots with laughter-
Naruto: -walk out of 'Saloon' with Sasuke- What the hell was that Sasuke?!
Sasuke: That was me, saving your ass, 'Cud-boy'.
Naruto: -fumes-
Sasuke: It's obvious we can't count on anyone here for help on how to get out of this hell-hole, so we should just lay low for a while.
Naruto: And where the hell would that be? THIS IS ONE ROOM! What do you want to do? Hide in the corner at the other side of the room? Jeez. –sits against wall with Sasuke-
Alex: Great job guys, now, let's prep for the next stereotype!
Orochimaru: -giggles- This is fun!
Nikk: Yeah, Itachi still being knocked out is a nice touch-
Alex: Yeah, that's what I thought.
Kiba: Aww, I wanted to keep being a-
Alex: SHH! You'll ruin the stereotype for the readers!
Kiba: -sulks- Sorry.
Hinata: I hope Naruto-kun is okay.
Alex: We'll worry about that later, Next Stereotype! –snaps fingers and the whole room is turned into a pink scene-
Alex: Ugh. I can't say I exactly LIKE this stereotype –retches-
Rose: Yes, but that's because your WEIRD.
Alex: -shrugs- IN CHARACTER! HERE THEY COME!
Naruto and Sasuke: -walk into 'new scene' to investigate-
Sasuke: -twitches- It's pink.
Naruto: No shit Sherlock.
Sasuke: -glares-
Nikk: LIKE, hi there! Who are you?
Naruto: Umm. I'm-
Nikk: EW! Like, not you silly, I was talking to himm! –drools at Sasuke-
Sasuke: Err. I'm Todd.
Nikk: -breathes- Todd. What a nice name.
Orochimaru: LIKE, HELLO BRITTANY?! What do you think you're doing with my BOYFRIEND?!
Nikk: Boyfriend?! Oh please, Sally, everyone knows that you're just a stupid whore.
Orochimaru: UH! BITCH! –gets into a slapping fight with 'Brittany'-
Naruto: At least they're talking normally.
Sasuke: -gives a look- Not really.
Alex: -comes out of the bathroom decked in pink like the other girls- EHMAGAWD! I like, leave for ONE SECOND and you guys are like, fighting? Seriously!
Nikk and Orochimaru: -still slapping-
Alex: -flips hair- Ladies?
Nikk and Orochimaru: -still slapping-
Alex: -taps foot on the ground- Ladies!
Nikk and Orochimaru: -still slapping-
Alex: -slams bright pink, sharp nails on the table- LADIES!
Nikk and Orochimaru: -look down- Sorry.
Alex: Now, Come AWN! We still need to decide the theme for like, the dance!
Nikk and Orochimaru: -Squeal in excitement-
Orochimaru: EHMAGAWD! I GOT IT! Okay, we like, do a VALENTINE THEME! –claps hands excitedly-
Alex: -sighs- Sally, hun, that's why we HAD a Valentines DANCE, remember?
Orochimaru: -fingers a lock of hair- OH YEAH!
Nikk: -snickers-
Orochimaru: WhatEVER Brittany, I'm still hotter than you -snaps fingers- BYOTCH!--
Naruto: -aside with Sasuke- Did she just say, 'Byotch'?
Sasuke: Shh!
Nikk: --Ehmagawd! It's coz you take all those damn HOROMONES!
Orochimaru: -gasps- OH NO YOU DI'IN. –starts to take earrings off-
Naruto: I take that back, anyone who says 'Di'in' needs SERIOUS help.
Sasuke: Damn right, let's get OUT of here.
Naruto: I'm with you on that homes!
Sasuke: -turns- DON'T say that.
Naruto: -nods- We're never getting out of here are we?
Sasuke: Doesn't seem like it, no.
Naruto: -whimpers- You know, I ALMOST miss the old Orochimaru and Alex.
Sasuke: mmm.
Naruto: And now we'll never see them again!
Sasuke: Oh well.
Naruto: -whimpers-
Alex: Uhm. Boys?
Naruto: Hmm?
Alex: -goes back to normal- GOTCHA! –holds video camera up-
Naruto: Huh?
Alex: Well, we decided to go and trick you coz you are always so damn sinister and annoying.
Naruto: -whimpers- WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Kiba: -appears with cowboy outfit on- Utter boredom?
Naruto: -fumes-
Kiba: Plus, me and Hinata still needed to get you back for getting us stuck in this hell-hole ANYWAY.
Naruto: Hinata? You were in on this too?
Hinata: -blushes- Well, yes.
Naruto: .
Hinata: Gomen.
Nikk: SO! Did you figure out the stereotypes?
Naruto: Stereotypes?
Alex: Yes…
Naruto: Um. I thought you guys just flipped your lid.
Alex: Naruto, you IDIOT! How can we utterly humiliate you without throwing a lesson in for your benefit?
Naruto: Gee. I don't know.
Alex: EXACTLY. This whole thing was to point out to you that stereotypes are utterly RIDICULOUS and therefore, are BANNED from this place.
Nikk: Except on Itachi, right? We can still call him a queer?
Kiba: And we can still call Sasuke Emo?
Sasuke: -glowers-
Alex: Okay, okay, forget I said ANYTHING.
Everyone else: -relieved-
Orochimaru: Coz, we wouldn't have any fun without making fun of other people!
Naruto: Damn right!
Alex: Including you Fox-boy, you should've seen your face!!
Naruto: -glares- I wasn't that freaked out.
Nikk: Yeah right! And Orochimaru's a GUY!
Orochimaru: Hey!
Nikk: -shrugs-
Alex: So, did you figure out the stereotypes?
Naruto: Umm. The first one was farmers, right?
Alex: -palmsmack- You truly ARE an idiot.
Naruto: -shrugs-
Alex: The first, was COWBOYS. Gosh!
Naruto: Well, SORRY!
Alex: You should be. And the second one….
Naruto: BLONDES!
Alex: -sigh- No. Valley Girls!
Naruto: Figures.
Alex: Now, who wants Cowboy beer?
Everyone else: I DO I DO!!
Alex: You know, it doesn't get any better than this. –chugs beer-
Nikk: You're not just saying that coz Itachi is still out cold from your punch are you?
Alex: -innocent- of course NOT!
Nikk: Sure, sure.
End of Show.
Authors Note: Did you figure them out? Review me ideas if you want on what stereotypes you want to see!!