Hotel Lez
Chapter 3
"Good morning ladies! Did everyone rest comfortably?" Helga asked warmly
"Yes, but not all of us. Kim had the flu last night. Shego's taking care of her" Kelly answered
"I see. Ok, I'll send Nurse Veronica up to check on her" Helga answered
"Oh, you must be Kelly Chambers. Dr. Betty Veronica, at your service" Betty said, shaking Kelly's hand
"How do you do?" Kelly asked politely
"I'm doing quite well, thank you" Betty replied pleasantly
"Wait… weren't you part of SCUM Labs?" Nyssa asked
"I'm retired from that now darling. I help Dr. Lara in her clinic" Betty answered before answering a call on her phone
"Isn't she fantastic? Look at that figure of hers" Crysta whispered
"I know! She's a game alright but god she is a real good looking one I might add" Thumbelina added
"Are you talking about something?" Betty asked
"nope" everyone answered quickly
"hmm" Betty shrugged, resuming her paperwork
"oh hey Kelly. It's been a long time" Daphne said, giving Kelly a warm hug
"Daphne? Goodness gracious darling look how big you've gotten! How are you and Velma?" Nyssa asked
"We're doing wonderful. Velma had our first child last night. She's at the hospital with him, I'm on my way to bring her and the little one home" Daphne answered
"well congratulations on the new addition to your family" Kelly said
"oh Kelly, you are just so nice. Thank you so much" Daphne said, pecking Kelly on the cheek as she walked off
"hey guys" Supergirl said, landing
"hey Kara. How was ballet class?" Hawkgirl asked
"Exhausting. I need… I need… I need a…" Supergirl yawned before plopping onto the couch, softly snoring
"wow. Not only is she Supergirl, she's also a super-sleeper" Crysta joked
"hey, that is pretty funny…" Supergirl mumbled, going back to sleep
"oh Kara, what are you doing sleeping on the couch? You'll get your dress all wrinkled! C'mon sweetie, let's get you in your own bed" Power Girl said, scooping Supergirl up
"oh that's Power Girl, Supergirl's wife" Zatanna piped up
"ah…" everyone said, understanding
"so… how'd the magic show go?" Huntress asked
"it went as well as you'd expect. Most fell asleep after my levitation act" Zatanna explained
"oh my I'm so sleepy" Kelly yawned
"yeah we're all pretty drowsy. C'mon let's go in the sleep room and get some rest" Zatanna said
Later…
"psst. Hey? Anyone awake?" Madison asked as everyone else was sound asleep
"Madison, quiet, we're sleeping" Rikke whispered, turning on her side
"Mmm… not now Madison, tell me in the morning…" Helga mumbled, turning on her side
"C'mon Stella wake up!" Madison pleaded, shaking the blonde fairy
"Mmm… ok Madison, set the alarm for 7:00" Stella mumbled, snoring again
"Shhhh… rest, sleep my child… let the world go without you tonight" Eris said soothingly, casting a spell
"Mmm… so sleepy…" Madison yawned, her eyes growing heavy
"shhh… close your eyes… close your eyes and relax, think of nothing tonight…" Eris sang softly
"Hey, hey woman your fine ointment
Brand new and expensive
It could have been saved for the poor
Why has it been wasted?
We could've raised maybe
Three hundred credits or more
Toons who are hungry
Toons who are starving
Matter more than your feet and HAAAAAAAIIRRRRRRR" Livewire sang loudly
"Surely you're not saying we have the resources
To save our race from their lot?
There will be toons always pathetically struggling
Look at the good things you've got
Think while you still have me
Move while you still see me
You'll be lost, you'll be sorry
When I'm GOOOOONNNNEEEE" Jean belted
"Hey, Ian Gillan, Yvonne Elliman and Murray Head, can you do us all a solid and stop singing?! We're trying to sleep here!" Terra growled, plopping down on her pillow before…
"what then to do about Jesus of Nazareth? Miracle, wonder man, hero of fools?" Aveline sang loudly
"No riots, no armies, no fighting, no slogans" Sif chorused
"One thing I'll say for him, Jesus is good" Megara said in a bass voice
"oh Lord, we moved into the musical district…" Madison groaned
"We dare not leave him to his own devices! His half-witted fans will get out of control!" Misty joined in
"But how can we stop him?
His glamour increases
By leaps every minute
He's top of the poll" Westmoreland and Campbell sang
"I see bad things arising, the crowds crown him king which the Romans would ban
I see blood and destruction; our elimination because of one man
Blood and destruction because of one man" Eris chorused
"Because, because, because of one man!" everyone chorused
"Our elimination because of one man" Eris sang
"Because, because, because of one, cause of one, cause of one man" everyone sang
"what then to do about this Jesus mania?" Aveline belted
"How do we deal
With this Carpenter king?" Westmoreland and Campbell chimed in
"where do we stop someone
Who is bigger
Than John was when John did his Baptism thing?" Bethany sang
"FOOLS! YOU HAVE NO PERCEPTION! THE STAKES we are gambling are frighteningly high
We must CRUSH HIM COMPLETELY
So like John before him, THIS JESUS MUST DIE!
For the sake of the nation, THIS JESUS MUST DIE!" Eris sang dramatically
"MUST DIE, MUST DIE, THIS JESUS MUST DIE!" the girls chorused
"so like John before him, THIS JESUS MUST DIE" Eris sang
"MUST DIE,
MUST DIE,
THIS JESUS MUST,
JESUS MUST,
JESUS MUST,
JEEEEESSUUUUSSSS MUUUUSSSSTTTTT….
DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" everyone finished
"ooh, that was great! Let's do another one!" Bethany cheered
"I've seen you twice
In a short time
Only a week since we started
It seems to me
For every time
I'm getting more open hearted" Aela sang
"I once was an impossible case
No-one ever could reach me
But I think I can see in your face
There's a lot you can teach me
So I wanna know…" Kelly sang in a solo
"what's the name of the game?
Does it mean anything to you?
What's the name of the game?
Can you feel it the way I do?" everyone chorused
"Tell me please
Cause I have to know
I'm a curious child
Beginning to grow
And you make me talk
And you make me feel
And you make me show
What I'm trying to conceal
If I trust in you, would you let me down?
Would you laugh at me, if I said I cared for you?
Ah…
Would you feel the same way too?
I wanna know…
The name of the game" Volcana chorused, letting Coma Doof Warrior perform a guitar solo
"I had no friends
No one to see
And I was never invited
Now here I am
Talking to you
No wonder I get so excited" Kayley sang
"Your smile
And the sound of your voice
And the way you see through me
Got a feeling you give me no choice
But it means a lot to me" Madison chorused before a loud guitar riff echoed
"Frank N Furter, It's all over
Your mission is a failure
Your lifestyle's too extreme
I'm your new commander
You now are my prisoner
We return to Transylvania
Prepare the transit beam!" Cassandra belted hammily
"…very nice" Madison snarked, straightening her hair
"Thanks" Cassandra replied, dressed as Riff Raff
"Ok, people, we asked nicely, we tried to drown it out but for all things that are good and pure in this great green world, ZIP IT!" Terra shouted, popping some sleeping pills into her mouth, instantly falling fast asleep