Hotel Lez
Chapter 4
"Wow, that was a great chapter" Kelly remarked in amazement
"It's simply amazing what can happen when singing some Broadway songs" Jean replied
"Mmm… please be quiet… I'm dreaming of white lilacs and sheep…" Stella mumbled, snoring
"You know, I'm not one to complain or anything, but it is getting kinda late" Nyssa commented
"Yeah, you're right. Ok y'all let's get some rest before we do some more shopping" Misty barked
The next day…
"Oh great! We're snowed in!" Kelly complained, as all the roads and streets were blocked by a humongous blizzard
"Not to worry dear, the snowstorm will soon pass" Regina said soothingly
"Oh, you must be Regina Mills-Swan. Kelly Chambers, pleasure to meet you" Kelly said, shaking Regina's hand
"What a firm grip you got there. You look quite like the eligible young lady" Regina commented
"Ok, I'm completely over my Phoenix Christ Superstar album…" Jean said
"That's marvelous, darling. We're so pleased to hear that" Emma said proudly
"C'mon ladies, we're gonna miss Alleluia: The Devil's Carnival!" Livewire shouted
Later…
"I think most of the songs are permanently drilled into my brain" Lorna yawned tiredly, plopping onto her bed
"Yeah, who'd thought that independent musicals would be that long?" Jean yawned, lying next to Lorna
"Mmm… I need a nap" Scarlett yawned, landing face down on her pillow, drifting off to sleep
"Ooh… I feel so sleepy…" Kelly moaned dazedly as Nyssa gently laid her on the bed
"Don't worry love, I'm here for you" Nyssa said comfortingly, stroking Kelly's hair
Even more later…
"What's for dinner?" Kelly asked
"Chimichangas and fried chicken" Rikke answered
"Yummy" Livewire exclaimed, digging in
"Mm-mmm, I haven't eaten this good since my 1st pregnancy" Bethany said excitedly
"well, eat, drink and be merry" Emma joked, taking a sip of her wine
"Ooh… I think I'm gonna take a digestive snooze…" Jean yawned, laying her head on the table and snoring
"wow. Jean hasn't been this much exhausted since she had her baby" Livewire remarked
"no kidding" Volcana deadpanned
"hey guys! You're not gonna believe this; Lucy Van Pelt escaped prison!" Jessica said excitedly
"WHAT?" everyone gasped
"oh my word, that's awful!" Odette exclaimed
"Oh dear!" Evadora remarked
"Not to worry ladies, police are searching for her as we speak" Helga said, calming the residents
"um, in the middle of a blizzard?" Jean asked
"yes" Helga answered
"well, that shouldn't take long" Jean replied
"how come?" Rikke wondered
"well considering who our author is and what he's capable of, I'm sure the answer will reveal itself" Jean stated
"oh! Good news, Lucy's been caught!" Android 18 said
"yay" everyone cheered
"Ooh, wait a minute, she fell into an ice lake. She's dead" Idrial commented
"oh…" everyone moaned sadly
"Yeah, that really sucks" Jade said
"She didn't deserve that. How's her husband taking the news?" Kelly asked
"Apparently he's selling all her stuff and heirlooms on eBay" Piper remarked
"Wow. Money isn't tight these days" Kelly quipped
"Pfft, obviously" Nyssa snorted
Even later later…
"I can't fall asleep" Kelly sighed
"Funny thing, neither can I" Jean remarked from her bed
"Would all of you please silence your incessant babbling and sleep? Great Odin's breath, you should be exhausted from all that snow shoveling" Valkyrie snarled, turning on her side
"Gee, what's with her?" Kelly asked
"PMS" Idrial whispered
"Ok, say no more" Kelly answered, lying back down and shutting her eyes
"Anyone still awake?" Talia asked, a few hands raising
"Mmm… not Stella. She goes out really quickly" Bloom commented
"mmm… don't wake me up yet… set the alarm for 7" Stella mumbled, snoring
"that's odd. I don't hear any snoring from Aurora" Jasmine remarked
"if you must know, I'm reading Fifty Shades Darker at the moment" Aurora quipped
"oh…" everyone responded
"so, getting a bit naughty late at night, huh?" Sand Saref asked teasingly
"no Sand, I don't do that or else Cinderella will clobber me with her ex-husband's artificial hip" Aurora said
"oh for goodness sakes Aurora, I was kidding! Good lord, you seem to overreact to almost anything!" Cinderella sighed
"Ok, g'night y'all" Misty yawned, closing her eyes and snoring softly
"Yeah, I'm startin' to feel Ms. Sandman's warm touch…" Sonya yawned, drifting off to sleep
"mmm…" Kelly hummed, snuggling close to Nyssa
The next morning…
"Maya? Maya, wake up" Kelly hissed, shaking the siren's shoulder as she snored loudly
"Mmm… ok, ok I'm up…" Maya yawned, stretching as she woke up
"mmm… what time is it? Is it morning?" Jean asked dazedly
"yes" Emma said
"well hello sleepyheads, we were beginning to worry you weren't coming to breakfast" Rikke said warmly
"we're just a little sleepy" Kelly said tiredly
"aww you poor dears. Why don't you go back to bed? We'll keep breakfast open when you wake up" Rikke said
"ok…" Kelly yawned, rubbing her eyes
"ok girls, goodnight" Rikke said sweetly
Later…
"There you all are! Did you have a good nap?" Rikke asked
"I slept like a baby" Stella said, yawning widely as Bloom kissed her cheek
"Mm-hmm. That felt so good" Bethany said, feeling more energized and alert
"I slept like a rock" Nyssa commented, feeling so fresh and energized
"I… I just snored a lot" Marian Hawke replied goofily
"That you did, Marian, that you did" Valkyrie agreed
"Mmm, time for a little digestive snooze…" Jean yawned, lying down on the sofa and falling fast asleep
"Zzzzzz… thanks for the extra credits Cylon…" Starbuck mumbled, snoring loudly
"Laura! Laura, sweetie, wake up!" Cameron gasped, waking up her wife
"mm? oh hey honey, I was taking a nap" Starbuck yawned as Cameron pulled her pregnant wife up
"wanna grab some breakfast?" Cameron purred
"I thought you'd never ask" Starbuck replied
"ahhh… that felt soo good" Bethany exclaimed, rubbing her full belly
"mm-hmm" Morrigan nodded in reply, drinking her orange juice
"urp… ok I'm going back to bed." Dazzler yawned tiredly, Spiral helping her up
"hey Nyssa, I got a day off today. What do you wanna do?" Kelly asked, hugging her wife
"I dunno, what do you feel like doin?" Nyssa asked, rubbing Kelly's womb
"just being lazy and doin' absolutely nothing" Kelly responded, kissing Nyssa affectionately
Later that day…
"hey. Anyone awake?" Kelly asked dazedly
"mmm… wake me when it's morning" Stella mumbled, snoring
"ugh, ok, I'm getting up" Helga moaned, getting out of her bed
"five, four, three, two, one and…" Jean counted down as Helga plopped down on the floor, snoring softly
"how'd you know that was gonna happen?" EDI asked, stirring
"I'm omniscient" Jean answered, fluffing her pillow
"Oof, Ms. Helga is awfully heavy. How much does she weigh?" Stella grunted, trying to get a snoring Helga onto the bed
"trust me sweetie I'd really not wanna answer that question. Also be careful, we're trying to keep the baby healthy" Bloom reminded as Stella complied
"wait a minute, Stella's PREGNANT?" Jean gasped, everyone waking up
"well… er, it was meant to be a surprise, so yeah, Bloom and I are having a baby" Stella said happily
"well congratulations! We hope your child will have the perfect childhood here in this beautiful hotel" Helga says, waking up
"so, what shall we do now?" Domino asks excitedly
"well… we could go do some Mousercise" Jean offers
"again? We did that last week!" Stella complained
"hey, let's try not to forget we're trying to gain some strength for our big marathon this summer" Maya reminded
"ooh…" everyone said
"yeah, she's got a good point" Stella commented
"c'mon you lazies, get outta bed and let's whip ourselves into shape" Maya ordered
"I'm too pretty to get whipped" Stella whined
"Sweetie, it's a figure of speech" Maya replied
"oh…" Stella responded
Later that night…
"Mm-mmm, this ice cream really rocks! You have got to gimme the recipe for this" Stella exclaims
"honey, that's store made ice cream. You want the recipe, I'll look on Pinterest" Bloom says
"ok, thanks honey" Stella says happily, nuzzling Bloom with her baby bump in the way
"pardon me, but how far along are you?" Morgenstern asks
"ooh, three and a half months" Stella answers, yawning widely as she relaxed on her lounge couch and fell asleep
"wow, Stella has been sleeping a LOT lately" Aria comments, walking in with her wives Allison, Spencer, Emily, Maya and Hanna
"yup. Just like I did when I was carrying Kelly" Eris remarks
"Ma!" Kelly spat, embarrassed
"well it's true, sweetie. You weighed a ton when you were in my belly" Eris adds
"ok, I suddenly lost my appetite…" Jean remarked, feeling a bit uneasy
"me too. I'm goin' to bed" Rogue yawns, both her and her wife Ms. Marvel heading off to their rooms
"Oh Kelly dear, you know how much your mum likes to tease you" Eris chuckled lovingly
"yeah. I noticed" Kelly deadpanned
Later that night…
"so ladies, how was the Cyberball game?" Helga asks
"it was fabulous. Kelly fell asleep during the game" Maya answered
"ugh, guys, can you gimme a hand? She's pretty heavy" Nyssa groaned
"ok, don't worry darling, I'll go put her down" Star Sapphire said, taking Kelly