Kisuke froze in mid-stanza, pausing to collect his thoughts. Kuukaku still lost in her solo debut failed to notice her friend and continued on with her rant

"Can you feel the loooo-ve tonight, oooohoooo!"

"Hey, put a sock in it lady!"

Meanwhile, Kisuke became troubled by the realization that he had left his wallet back at the house.

Damn, well I guess I'll have to go back. He quickly called after Kuukaku.

"Hey, I'll catch up with you later!" And with that he headed back to the Kurosaki's direction.

"THE CIRCLE OF LIIIFEEE!!!!!!"

"SHUT-UP ALREADY!"

" You just jealous you can't tap this!" She spat as she made a profane gesture to the local resident.

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Meanwhile, back at the apartment.

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He breathed in the icy air as he stamped out the bud of his cigarette with the heel of his boot. Leaning on the screen door he lifted his head toward the sky and spoke.

"So how long you planning to stay here?"

The porch rocking chair swayed back and forth creating that unique creak, it's occupant did so a couple more times before responding.

"Not long, I'm not too entirely thrilled with the situation either, but you know the rules Isshin."

He scratched his head and shrugged.

"Yeah, I guess it has been a while for me and the soul society."

More awkward silence followed.

"Well I guess I'm off then." Soi Fong lifted herself from the chair.

"Wait!" Mr. Kurosaki managed to get out before she was out of range

"What? You know I can't answer any specifics, so why are you pestering me?"

---Behind a nearby bush, dun dun dun!---

Kisuke's eyes widened with disbelief, Oh snap, Kuukaku is gonna love this... hey, hey, get away from me you stupid fly!!

Kisuke was having fun in the human world, but this was something he definitely would not miss when he went back to soul society, having to carry a wallet...not to mention hangovers.

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"I TOLD YOU FRUITLOOPS!" Soi Fong spat as she threw the cereal box back into the shopping cart.

"DAMN YOU WOMAN, I WANT APPLE JACKS!" Ichigo yelled throwing out her cereal from the cart, replacing it with his own.

"FRUIT LOOPS!"

"APPLE JACKS!"

A variety of glances were given to the odd pair as they continued on with their WWF face down.

"I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public!" Soi fong shouted.

"I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce!" Ichigo shot back.

"Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?!" Soi Fong howled, quickly taking hold of nearby grocery foods she fired

them for ammunition in Ichigo's direction.

"Wait-OW, what the- okay that is it, OH IT'S ON!" He too took hold of what he deemed suitable for war.

The room soon became a battle ground for flying lettuce, tomatoes, chips, cereal, grapes, Chuck Norris----- Hold the hell on, Pause Button.

--Author: Chuck Norris? When the hell did that happen, damn this grocery store sure got a lot of variety, know what I'm say'n,

Kuukaku: That's fo damn sure.

Author: What th- get the hell out this is my script!

Kuuukaku: Fine, fine, I'm out.

Author: Anyways, sheesh, Play.

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--,coconuts, shoes, a KFC snack sandwich Only 99 cents folks, limited time only! -, and so on and such forth.

"Are you a moron, or are you possessed by a retarded ghost!?" Soi Fong yelled from behind her fort of diapers.

"Why are you even here in the first place!" Ichigo said as he landed an egg inside the diaper fortress. Strike!

"Ugh, gross!"

All this was going on until the automatic doors at the front opened and Rukia came in with her shopping cart all too cheerful until she got smacked in the face with a pack of ham.

"What in the world?!" Before Rukia could say 'I'm Coo Coo for Cocopuffs' her eyes were met two familiar faces that were pelting each other with what seemed to be food, home good, and celebrities. Bystanders fleed from the scene fearing for their lives, mothers protecting their young. Sighing with both disbelief and slight humor Rukia made her way to the battle arena were she made an atempt to put an end to this discord.

"STOP!" Rukia barked.

There was momentary ceasefire.

Soi Fong shot up from behind her wall assorted goods and walked to the entrance of the store befor turning around.

"Fruitloops." She said shooting a cold glare at Ichigo, and with that she left leaving a confused Rukia and a war torn Ichigo.

"Apple Jacks..." He growled.

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"WHAT!" Kuukaku blurted out causing her to choke on her beer.

"Ssshh shhhhh, somebody is going to hear you!" Kisuke frantically hushed.

"Oooh, oh I get it, it's a secret, heheh, I smell something goood!" Kuukaku mischievously chuckled as she stroked her imaginary moustache.

"Oh really you know I tried this new deode-"

"Not you moron, a plan get it, I swear if you said what you thought you'd be speechless, now where was I... oh, oh yes, now join me now Kisuke as I laugh like an evil mastermind!"

"Okay."

"Buahahahaha!"

"Muahahahaha!"

"BuahahaMuahhaha!"

"MuhahaBuahaa--Okay we can stop now." Kuukaku coughed

"Alright, to the bat mobile I guess then?" Kiskuke suggested.

"Right O' Robin, now bring back dat beat!"

And they both fled off into the background making their own rendition of what beat boxing is supposed to sound like, but in reality what devious plot do these two have in store for us, the world may never know...

Fin

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Author Note: I realize this chapter is a bit off the wall but trust with me, I am going somewhere with this.