It was approximently 1:30 a.m. in the Kurosaki home. Most of its inhabitants were fast asleep, yes all except for one-alright so maybe about two. Anywho, the only noise heard was the current onslaught occuring on the downstairs T.V.(Video gamer vs. Game) The sweat beaded down his face as he gripped the control with his sweaty hands. 40 hours of straight game play had led up to this. The continuous genocide between Man and Zombie. Yet the fate of humanity was left to one soul. Could he do it, could he defeat the supreme dark overlord of ultimate EVIL!! No one would know, well not until our hero would stop acting like 15 year old school girl who is insecure about if orange really is the new pink-get some man juice!! Great gamer glory was about to be achieved ladies and gentlemen. The Final boss.-(OMG!)

Ichigo breathed in deeply before he finally took up the courage to do it.

"Alright, lets do this!"

With the press of a button the most ultimate smackdown of all smackdown history was about to begin.

Suddenly the Zombie demon flickered on the screen. Ichigo's heart was racing-could he really do this. Was he ready!?

"Take that!" Ichigo howled.

Blows were dealt by both parts. 30 hp off, 60 hp, 1,000,000 hp!! But wait what is this?

"Only 30 hp left and I can kill him, hehe."

Just when he was about to strike the final blow, the unexpected happened. The game shut down. The lights soon after flicked on. Soi Fong stood at the light switch with obvious pleasure in her smile.

"Don't you think you should sleep, you do have school today?" she smirked

Ichigo couldn't respond. He could only think

Did I save the game, did I save, oh shit! I didn't save, what kind of a loser doesn't save! I was at the final boss when...Soi Fong.

In a instance he jumped from the sofa.

"YOU!!"

Soi Fong innocently replied "Me?"

"YOU GARDEN VARIETY TAVERN WENCH!!"

or in modern terms

"YOU BI#H!"

The sound of footsteps came rushing down the stairs. Mr. Kurosaki half awake came into the room with apparent annoyance on his face.

"What in the world is going on Ichigo?!"

"Dad I was at the final boss of Zombie Invasion 2.2848371XP when she turned of the game system without me saving even once!" He directed his hand in Soi Fong's direction only to find that there was no one there.

"But she was right there I swear!"

Mr. Kurosaki had finally lost his patience.

"You wake me up at the un-godly hours of the morning over a VIDEOGAME!!" He roared.

Ichigo took this as his cue an ran for the stairs.

"OH NO YOU DON'T!" Mr. Kurosaki raged chasing after him.

Meanwhile in other places

"You know what must be done..."

"Umm, who exactly are you?"

"Don't ask stupid questions you imbecile!"

"What the hell-who are you, wait-is, is that you Kuukaku, what are you doing under that cloak?!"

"NONSENSE! I haven't the slightest idea who this Kuu-ka-ku that you speak of!"

"Your a really bad liar I hope you know, your fake moustache is falling off."

"Oh thankyou let me fix that,wait oh-dammit! I see you have seen through my illusion Yoruichi, very well then!"

Yoruichi sighed as she tapped her foot waiting for a damn good explaination for what the hell was going on.

"What do you want Kuukaku?"

Ripping off her cloak Kuukaku almost fell as she atempted a dramatic pose.

"You know what I'm talking about, you know our situation, hint, hint, pat, pat, poke, poke-"

"Okay, okay I get it!" "I just don't see how this is my problem!"

Kuukaku almost fell backwards in disbelief.

"Not YOUR problem, honey tell that girl to lick a duck she'll do it for you, she is your personal kiss-ass!"

Yoruichi gave her a cold glare. She had somewhere to be be and this wasn't it.

"So sue me, I have to be somewhere now scram!"

With that Yoruichi fleed off screen leaving a bewildered Kuukaku behind.

"So this is how its gonna be." She said under her breath.

Very well

She quickly clapped her hands once in the air.

"Kisuke get over here!"

"Captain!"

"Report to the Batcave Robin, we have our work set out for us."

"You mean we are actually going to go through with this?"

"DO NOT QUESTION ME OH YE OF LITTLE FAITH...But yeah, we are going with that plan."

"That's what I thought, should I bring the boombox?"

"Yeah, but don't bring any of that mix crap, you know how I like my rap."

"okie dokie, shall we then?"

"ALRIGHT commencing plan A!"

"Plan A-seriously?"

"Yeah it needs a tad bit more epic-ness."

"Well how about commencing plan TEMPTALICIOUS!"

"I like the sound of that, alright then- COMMENCING PLAN TEMPTALICIOUS!"

"SHUT-UP ALREADY LADY!"

Kuukaku turned around to her familiar foe.

"I TOLD YOU ALREADY, YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS!" She belted.

End Chapter--

Alright so I realize I haven't been the best at keeping up with my stories, sorry about that but I promise to try and write a chapter each week. Do not lose faith my amigos/amigas, I will avenge you for your lost time!

Oh yeah and I'm supposed to write this:

I DO NOT OWN BLEACH!