Note: still the same day as chapter 5
It had only been five hours previously that Ichigo had been victim to the war path of the incredibly anal Captain of the 2nd division. Oh how he longed to wring that woman around the neck. That would have to wait for another time though. Until then his plots of malicious attempts on her life would have to take shelter in the back of his thoughts.
"Hurry up or you are going to be late!"
The smell of greased bacon and eggs lingered around the kitchen. Ichigo ran down the stairs and skid in to grab the bacon and headed for the door.
"See ya later!" He shouted back.
Before he could reach for the doorknob he heard a distinct cough behind him.
"AHEMM…"
He cringed at the noise before he turned around to face evil.
"Forget something?"
There was Soi Fong dressed in school attire and that same completely fake innocent look on her face.
"No I don't think so." Ichigo replied sarcastically.
On school campus--
"ICHIGO!" squealed a certain redhead girl.
"Orihime-"
He barely finished her name before he was tackled by her hug of death.
"Can't….br-breath….no-no air!"
He struggled to gasp for air before Orihime released him from her death grip.
"Oh Ichigo I meant to call you!"
"Orihime-"
"But then this whole thing happened between my neighbor's dog and this horse and-"
"ORIHIME!"
She finally stopped talking and stared blankly at Ichigo.
"What?"
Ichigo just sighed and moved aside to reveal the person standing behind him.
"Oh pleasure to meet you. Let's get out of this sunlight I can't get a good look at your face. Ah much better. What is your name? My name is- shit."
Orihime turned stiff. Ichigo merely shrugged. Soi Fong smiled that all too famous smile and reached out her hand and shook the stone faced Orihime's hand forcefully.
"Pleasure to meet you umm…Shit, my name is Soi Fong!"
She then bent closer and whispered into her ear.
"Don't you dare blow my cover or I'll give you a whole lot more than just a handshake."
She then left Ichigo and Orihime and headed for the front office. Orihime quickly snapped out of her trance and turned to Ichigo.
"Why is she here?!"
Ichigo kept his cool. He looked at the clearly frightened Orihime. Soi Fong tended to have that affect on people.
"Foreign Exchange."
"More like foreign exchange disaster." Breathed a voice behind them.
Both turned around to see Yoruichi.
"Yoruichi, what are you doing here?" Ichigo asked curiously.
Yoruichi gritted her teeth before she spoke.
"Kuukaku."
She thought back to earlier that day.
FLASHBACK/ FLASHBACK/ FLASHBACK/ FLASHBACK/ FLASHBACK
Yoruichi had been shopping at Best Buy for the new Thunder Cats season two DVD that was on sale, but for some reason it had been sold out at every store she had been to. This was the last store she was going to go to before she would finally give in and then sulk at the universe. As she approached the DVD section she searched and then like a freaking beam of super amazing light...there it was, the last copy of Thunder Cats- HOOOOO! Her pace quickened as she got closer and closer. She reached out to grab it when, POOF, it vanished.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Yoruichi cried as she fell on her knees. Various customers looked at her with inquiry. She dug her face in her hands and cursed the world for denying her Thunder Cats.
"Looking for this?" chuckled a voice from behind.
Yoruichi lifted her head and immediately glared at the two figures in front of her.
"Why you, give it back to me!"
She jumped at the two before being stopped by their conversation.
"Ara, Ara Yoruichi don't make me break this!" There was a stifled laughter.
Yoruichi looked at them with pleading eyes. They then put the DVD down and one of them took out a hammer from their purse--Pause Button.
Author: I really hope that people don't actually carry hammers in their purses. DON'T MAKE ME QUESTION YOUR SANITY!
End Scene.
Play.
And faked as if they were going to break it half-in the middle of the store! Yoruichi finally piped up.
"NO WAIT-wait what do you want!" she pleaded.
"We have already told you and yet you refused to comply!"
"Give me a break, how do you even know she will listen to me!"
"Oh what a nice series, wouldn't look a whole lot better SMASHED INTO A MILLION PIECES!"
"NO YOU WOULDN'T DARE!"
"Oh try me, why do you think you couldn't find any of them anywhere hmmm! TWAS I, I bought them all MUAHAHAHAHA!"
"NO YOU MUSN'T-wait what?"
"I said MUAHAHAHA?!"
"No before that, you said you bought out all the stores?"
" That is correct MUAHAHAHA!"
"That's dumb"
"MUAHAHAHA—wait what, why?"
"Well given gas prices today you really shouldn't waste your money so irrationally."
"You've got a good point actually-hold up no! I'm the bad guy here now you listen to me! Now you either get rid of her or your precious Thunder Cats shall be subject to the awesomeness of my hammer!"
"You loser I can just order it online!"
"You don't have a credit card, HA!"
"Damn you have point."
"Of course I do, now are you willing to comply or shall Thundera pay the consequences!"
Once more they raised the hammer in attempts to threaten the lifespan of the DVD.
"NO, alright, alright, I'll do it. So what is the plan you two?"
Kuukaku and Kisuke smiled in satisfaction.
"I'm glad you asked. Now commencing PLAN TEMPTALICIOUS!"
Yoruichi rolled her eyes.
Damn I sure love me some Thunder Cats. Lion-O why are you so fine!
END FLASHBACK/ END FLASHBACK/ END FLASHBACK/ END FLASHBACK
Yoruichi sighed and looked at Ichigo and Orihime. Then she saw the clock behind them.
Oh no I'm going to be late!
"Well catch you later guys!"
She quickly made her way past them.
"Wait-wait!" Ichigo tried to say but Yoruichi was in a mad rush to somewhere and soon out of sight.
"Strange that one is." Orihime muttered.
"Yes, very strange." Ichigo agreed.
The bell finally rang and they realized that they needed to make it to home room. They made a made rush down the hallway.
"Darn, first day back and I'm already late!" Ichigo growled.
END
Kuukaku: Oh Thunder Cats how I love you!
Kisuke: How about we do another sing a long for our fans?
Kuukaku: Spot on sir, now bring dat beat back!
Thunder Cats Rap-
Yeah there ain't no otha'
Like Lion-O my brotha'
Mike check, mike check, one, two, one, two
Now heres how I'm gonna lay it out fo' you!
Out in outer space
lemme tell you 'bout a place
Thundera was the name
And it was good 'til it was gone
That shit blew up like Darth Vader on Alderaan!
Now they're stuck on Third Earth
Spreading their kitty joy and mirth!
But then Mum Rah came along
With his beastmen posse in full throng
So they fought for their survival
Against these idiotic rivals
Like white on rice, cold on ice, and cat on mice
Those Thunder Cats beat down Mumrah thrice! OH!
Yoruichi: What in the name of Thundara are you two doing?!
Kuukaku: We are just making the best rap song of all time!
Kisuke: Yep, yep.
Yoruichi: No, what you two are doing is ruining a classic! White on rice, fo' shame!
Kuukaku: Come on, you know you can't resist the urge.
Yoruichi: Pondering
Kuukaku:Hm, what do you say?
Yoruichi: /sighs/ Well then I guess I'm left with no choice. Kisuke!
Kisuke:Yep, yep!
Yoruichi: Bring dat beat back!
WORD!!
End omake