Author's Note: Haha "must write chapter…must write chapter…must write chapter."
Well I work better under pressure, anyway, are guessing some things already
So weird
The seminar CC attended, didn't offer much help but instead confused her further. She was sure that she was pregnant as she felt the presence of a child in her womb but she found out that she was different from the normal mothers. She only experienced many morning sicknesses and nausea during her first week, whereas they were supposed to be still usual for about three months; it had only been three weeks. She refused to go to a doctor, in spite of Kallen and Milly's insisting, knowing how different her anatomy is fro m normal humans whatever difference it may have.
Constipation, contractions, heartburn, edema and other things: she was supposed to experience them but she does not remember feeling one, or at least she just forgot about it.
So she decided to take a record of her second week:
Monday:
Nosebleeds every two hours, I felt muscle pains and then I suddenly become emotional
Tuesday:
Toothaches and sore throat, I feel hot then cold then hot again
Wednesday
I think my ears bled when I'm asleep, I'm not sure. My forehead glowed many times
Thursday:
I crave for Jack's beans, even though I know there's not real
Friday:
I ordered Lelouch to sleep at Nunally's room, for no reason I really want to kill him that day and divide his body into chunks.
Saturday:
This day I'm so emo, so sad, melancholic, broken, lost, dark, confused, misunderstood, suicidal, sentimetal…
Sunday:
I'm so bitchy this day, I don't know why, everytime I see Lelouch I lunged forward and hug and kiss him. I don't know how many times I tried to rape him this day, so he slept at Nunally's room again.
Then CC discovered something startling; a month in pregnancy is equivalent to a week in hers. She could sense that the baby's mass is getting bigger at a very fast rate and she compared it to the development chart she got. Her stomach was already bulging a little, she'll give birth in weeks...
Meanwhile, Lelouch has his own set of problems:
Dear Diary,
I just don't know what to do so for the first time I wrote in a sissy diary. I, Lelouch Lamperouge, is a very young father together with a millennia year old mother. I just can't talk to my immature friends about some topics, and this writings will remind me some important things and at the same time cool my head off:
1. Have a frozen pizza supply
I was sleeping soundly when CC suddenly punched me in the face. So got up to see what's wrong but I saw her panting. I thought she was having a nightmare, I was about to ask her but she screamed "PIZZA!! I WANT PIZZA NOW!!" I told her "It's 2 am, Pizza Hut is closed" But then she grabbed my neck and let out a bloodcurdling scream "PIZZZAAA NOWWWW!!" I ran off the room quickly and ran to the nearest convenient store to buy frozen pizza. I was so exhausted from all the running but when I arrived back to our room, she was fast asleep. Things like this happens almost every night.
2. Never bring her to the Black Knights headquarters
We were conducting a meeting; she was sitting beside me, nothing wrong with that. But then she suddenly nauseous, she said she was fine but she almost vomited in front of the group several times that they were already having suspicions…
3. Avoid speaking to other women and be sensitive to the surroundings...
In addition to the second reminder, I just talked to some female members to discourage them to marry soon and then I saw-they also saw- CC smiling like she's possessed by a devil. I excused myself and escorted her to our room. But as soon as she was inside she shouted "Damn you filthy pimp! Just because I'm pregnant you hate me! Am I ugly now?! Am I causing you too much trouble?! I hate-"
I kissed her to shut her up. And she did shut up and returned to her calm but rude persona and said in a drunk way "You're such a good kisser Zero, come here to me-" I wore my mask as quick as possible and ran out of the room right away and bumped into a dozen members who were apparently eavesdropping…
"Congratulations Zero…"Ogi started.
"If you have concerns, you can ask for my help." Toudou said in a kind tone "I was a father myself and it could be very tiring.
The next day the Black Knights are gossiping, by Diethard's lead, about Zero having a baby with a sixteen year old girl.
Sorry about this chapter, it wasn't very long, I'm just so busy, sorry.
My source of info is Wikipedia
But CC's complications are unique to her, according to MAL, CC looks sixteen on the surface.
I wonder who suffers more, Lelouch or CC?
Warning: this fic is not purely comedy…
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