IM BAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK! Kept ya waiting didnt I? Well here it is! Also this a crossover between the present time in Hotel Lez and the past meaningGeneral Hospital during 1983. I dont own GH though I really wish I did. Anyway all rights go to ABC, Disney, yadda yadda yadda
Port Charles, New York
Some minutes ago...
Jackie Templeton, esteemed reporter of the Port Charles Time was lounging lazily on the sofa, eagerly waiting for Susan Moore to come and tell her about a rather deliciousscoopof gossip involving the Quartermaines and Susan.
Anyway, Jackiebasically hummed a tuneless little ditty to herself before seeing a drop of water hit the table. Suddenly she bolted straight up. Something wasnt right. Water doesnt simply fall unless... Realizing that the bathtub was dangerously
close to overflowing,Jackie dashed up the steps to the main room. "Susan?" Jackie called, her voice a broad husky type
Calling Susan's name the third time, Jackie's eyes wandered to a body on the floor. A body that had a familiar type of hair. No... it couldnt...
Susan Moore... is DEAD!
The loud bloodcurdling scream she made would make even horror queens Jamie Lee Curtis and the late great Fay Wray jealous. Just as Jackie made a beeline for the telephone, a loud series of voices made themselves apparent
"What the frack? This aint Calitoonia!"
"Wherein the bloody hell arewe?!"
"Hey! Hey you! Yeah, you in the coat! Where do u think you're going? Wait a minute... Gimme that gun before you shoot someone... you DID shoot someone did ya? Huh? Huh? Huh?"
"Oh will you bitches just butt out! ...What the hell ARE youpeople?!"
"Who is being so loud?!" Jackie squawked, still stunned by the dead body, but now a bit peeved from the clamoring that was going on in the living room. What she saw was the strangest and most bizarrest sight ever seen: a large gaggle of real skinned and
animated women. The one in the middle was none other than Heather Webber, the psychotic yandere girlfriend to Susan's devious moneygrubbing husband Scotty Baldwin. Jackie also couldnt help but notice the pistol that had a drip of blood on it. Theexact
same blood that was from the recently deceased Susan Moore. Putting two and two together, she came to a monumental conclusion:
Heather Webber shot and killed Susan Moore!
"Ohhh... wha... what happened? Oh god damn it i got blood on my nightie! Dang it! I'mma go clean it... again! Oy..." Susan murmured, doing a jumping jack, causing something to fall with a little plink. A bullet. A .38 bullet that came
/from thegun Heather shot... and Susan was able to catch it!
Susan Moore's ALIVE!
"Hello? Woman? Earth to Templeton? Danger Will Robinson! Danger! Anyone home in there?" Kara hollered, snapping Jackie out of her daze. Did... did Susan Moore just talk? So... she stopped her own murder! And these women who managed to appear outof
the blue and out of nowhere came and quickly apprehended the suspect!
"Oh. Sorry ladies. I'm... I'm still bedazzled by all this. I'm Jackie Templeton, Port Charles Times. What are your names?" Jackie asked, eager to get the identities of Mrs. Baldwin's unexpected rescuers
"I am Helga Katrina Sinclair, heiress, multi national mogul, entrepeneur and owner of the fabulous Hotel Lez. These women you see before you are my guests and employees. So... where are we and what's goin on?" Helga asked
"Well first, this is Port Charles, New York. Secondly, andmost important of all, you girls just saved someone's life!" Jackie exclaimed, Heather seething madly, furious beyond belief of her scheme foiled by some meddlesome strangers who had no businesshere
in Port Charles. But, the deed is done. Susan is alive and a kicking, Jackie has the chance to make the story of a lifetime and theres a new set of faces in town!
Yup, they're a long way from home...
HOTEL LEZ
Adventures in Port Charles