Kate floated above the ground in a white room next to a set of pearly gates. She was wearing a long, white flowing gown. She was smiling as a bearded man floated towards her, holding a scroll..."Miss Todd?"...He asked, but his lips didn't move. She heard him as if he was speaking directly into her mind.
"Are you Saint Peter?"...Kate asked, her smile widened.
"Yes."...He replied, but once again, his lips didn't move.
"Wow, I'm a huge fan."...Kate exclaimed, but immediately regretted it..."Sorry, that was stupid."
Saint Peter chuckled..."Quite alright, my child."...He looked over his scroll..."Ohhh, dear."
"Oh, dear?"...Kate repeated..."Is there a problem?"...Kate noticed someone on the other side of pearl gates..."Grammy?!"...Her mouth dropped open, in utter shock.
The white haired woman smiled, Kate tried to float towards her, but she couldn't move, she turned back to Saint Peter.
"I'm sorry, there seems to be a clerical error."
Kate squinted her eyes hard, staring at Saint Peter..."Heaven has clerical errors?"
"No one is perfect...except him."...Saint Peter pointed to a large white house past the pearly gate.
"Whoa, is that God's house?"
"Yes, the real White House."
Kate laughed, but quickly stopped..."Sorry."
"That one always gets a laugh."...Saint Peter replied, his lips finally moved, showing off a grin.
They both just floated there for a few minutes..."Sir?"...Kate finally spoke up.
"Yes?"...He answered, still looking at the scroll.
"What kind of clerical error is it? I really want to hug and kiss my grandmother."...Kate declared, smiling at the grandmother she hadn't seen in close to 10 years, since her death.
"It seems you died before fate intended, Miss Todd."
Kate sighed..."What does that mean?"
"It's means, you were supposed to marry a...lets see, a Anthony DiNozzo."
Kate laughs..."You're kidding, right?"
Saint Peter looked at her, not making a single facial expression, not making a single sound.
"Whoa, you're not kiddiing, are you? Tony? Me? Married?"...Kate laughs again.
"And you were supposed to have 6 kids."
"Huh?"...Kate uttered.
"Yes, Anthony, Jr, Abigail, V..."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa...six kids? Out of my body?"...Kate placed her hands on her chest, running them down to her stomach..."I'm catholic and all, but six? SIX?!"
"Shall I start reading off the names again?"...Saint Peter asked.
"No, no, no."...Kate raised her hands up and outward towards Saint Peter..."So, what do I do? How do I get into Heaven?"
"You must go back..."
"You mean, alive?"
"No, as a spirit, you must watch over Anthony until he has a child."
"Oh my GOD!"...Kate lowered her head, sighing deeply. She quickly grinded her teeth together, looking up at the large White House..."Sorry, yet again."
Her grandmother waved as she was pulled away the Pearly gates..."Wait, where are you going?!"...Kate shouted.
"It's time."...Saint Peter informed her.
"Already? What if I don't want to go?"
"Hello, Caitlin."...A voice spoke to her from behind.
She swung around, seeing Ari standing surrounded by a red glow light.
"Come with me."...Ari said with a grin..."I won't bite."
"Why is he here?!"...Kate demanded, looking back at Saint Peter.
"It can take any appearance it chooses."...Saint Peter replied.
"Who? Satan?"
"Caitlin...you know you want, too."...Ari offered his hand to her.
"Choose."...Ari and Saint Peter said at the same exact time.
Kate looked at Saint Peter, then at Ari, then back to Saint Peter. She closes her eyes and kisses her fingers and crosses her heart..."In the name of the Father...And the son...And the holy spirit...Amen."...She opens her eyes..."Send me back."
Saint Peter slams his hands together, the scroll disappears. He leans forward, pressing his lips against Kate's forehead, she vanishes.
Ziva moaned softly as she was laying on her back, her hands clutching at the white sheets of her bed, she held them up to just under her chin. Tony popped his head out from under the sheets, kissing her.
She smiled lovingly at him, before kissing him back. Her hands moved to the back of his head, her fingers gripping at his hair as they kissed.
She closed her eyes and gasped as they started to make love. Tony moved his head to the side, kissing her shoulder, she tilted her head and sighed sweetly as he feasted on her neck.
A small light appeared, then Kate , she shook her head, opening her eyes, seeing a ceiling fan slowly rotating.
Ziva's moaning became louder and deeper.
Kate turned her head, then her body, she flips over, she was now looking down at Tony and Ziva making love, her body floating over them, she was still wearing her NCIS tactical armor. Kate gasped, she quickly moved her hand to her mouth.
Ziva opened her eyes, seeing Kate looking down at her. Ziva lets out a blood curdling scream, Kate pulls her hand away from her mouth and screams back, but quickly re-covers her mouth with her hand as Ziva continued to scream.
"You weren't lying, Zee-vah."...Tony smirked..."You are a screamer. Heh."...He moved his mouth to hers, kissing her. He looked into her eyes and he could see the fear in them, he prompts himself up..."Are you okay?"
Ziva slid her head to the side, Kate was still looking down at her. Kate moved her right index finger to her lips..."Shhh. By the way, are you using protection?"...Kate whispered.
Ziva screamed again.
Tony got off of her and slid out of bed..."What's wrong?! What did I do?!"
Kate turned her head, looking at a naked Tony. She smiled for a brief moment.
Ziva's eyes followed hers. She was now looking at Tony.
Kate's smile disappeared as she snapped her fingers loudly..."Damn it, Tony!"