Author's Note: Haha I didn't expect to get many reviews last chapter but honestly I did choked while laughing when I thought of the idea.
Also I would like to point out that the real reason how Lelouch was able to stop Suzaku on time was the Geass command "Live on!"
Sorry if you want Suzaku to die, but I still want to use him or make him suffer.
Enjoy!
"Euphie's pregnant and I'm the father!!"
"Euphie's pregnant and I'm the father!!"
"Euphie's pregnant and I'm the father!!"
The words hit him like torpedo, sinking him to the depths of paranoia.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!?"
He mounted Suzaku again and he threw a punch at the lad's face. Gripping the collar, Lelouch brought Suzaku's face closer to his, close enough for the imbecile to feel the anger burning in his violet eyes. "Suzaku, what have you done to my sister!?"
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"Sissssssssssssssssterrrrrrrrrrrr." Euphie greeted Cornelia sweetly at their garden.
"Euuuuuuuuupppppppiiiiiiieeeee?" She replied the same way.
"How are the anti-Zero plans going-"
"NOTHING!!" She angrily snarled. "I'm sorry Euphie but what was it again?"
"Hehe, since Zero doesn't make sister happy I guess we should talk of fun things!" Euphie tugged Cornelia's arm "Come on, let's lie on the grass!"
"Y-Yes.."
The sister just lay there for moments staring at the blue sky above them, the clouds shift their shape from time to time, and the wind was a bit strong for them to stay in one place. They have no choice but to move along with the current.
"Sister, what if you suddenly learned that Lelouch is alive and he's Zero?"
"Haha that can be true…that's a nice idea Euphie, Lelouch loves cloaks so much! Um…let's see, I still have no choice but to defeat him. Why did you ask?"
"Just curious, asking for fun, ummm….another one: What if you suddenly learned that I'm pregnant and the father is a lower noble?" She asked between giggles.
Cornelia laughed hard "Euphie that's so funny! Actually I don't prefer to talk about things like that, but if that happens…I will do my best to hide you and protect your child and father. I won't abandon my sister." She them smiled at Euphie.
"Last question! Answer honestly-"
Cornelia listened.
"Sister, what will you do if you learned that I have a romantic relationship with Kururugi Suzaku-"
"I'll take him away and exile him in the Taklimakan desert" She suddenly answered flatly.
"Ohhh…I see hahaha…"Euphie faked her laugh "Sister…last question!"
"Better be the last-"
"Oh come on! I'm having fun asking! Let's see..ummm…" Cold sweat was tickling down her red cheeks "Um…what if you learned one day that I had a baby with Suzaku-"
Cornelia hammered down her fist unto the ground causing the birds around to fly away and her eyes narrowed "Abortion nothing else, I would hide you somewhere safe from the public and then I will take that bastard Eleven somewhere to torture him to his last breath." Her tone changed again into a sweet one "That's it, my beloved sister….HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!"
Euphie stared at her sister with horror, and laughed with her "Haha...ha...ha" she can't tell her sister about her baby and Suzaku or else it'll be over. She was about to say something when he suddenly felt sick. "Hmmmmppp!"
"What is it Euphie?"
Euphie hurriedly stood up dusting her shirt while her other hand covered her mouth "Sorry sis…must go to the bathroom…the diet pills…"
Euphie's Letter:
Dear Lelouch,
I, also in behalf of Suzaku, am sorry to commit the same mistake that we should have learned from you. We were irresponsible and gave in to our physical desire; we're weak and were defeated.
That's why I want you to help us cope with our problem; Cornelia will force abortion if she learned that I'm pregnant and Suzaku's the father…I don't want that to happen.
I was a hypocrite before, but now we're considering joining you to create an ideal world for me, Suzaku and our child. Right now we're utterly powerless, and it seems that fate brought this opportunity for us to realize what we have been doing so far; for who's sake was it? Are we only using the methods we think are right because they fit the dream we think everybody believes in?
So my dear brother, though I know you already carry the weight of your two children on your shoulders, will you lend us your power?
Also I warn you that I overheard somewhere that Sis is planning to use some drastic measures to lure you out.
Lastly, I would like to point out that even though we didn't learn from you at least I and Suzaku were a bit older than you guys when we had the baby, so we're now even bro.
Your loving sister,
Euphemia
Euphie wrote it in the neatest and most elegant handwriting Lelouch saw in his lifetime; but what was important was…soon he'll have a collaborator or an Honorary Britannian, and a symbol of hypocritical pacifism by his side.
"Lelouch, what did you and Suzaku talk about?" CC continued rocking Eirian to sleep; he's just much more hyperactive than his sister. They are at their room listening to some classical music.
"You'll be surprised…"
"Yes, I'll be so just tell it straight."
Lelouch tried to hold down his laughter "Suzaku made Euphie pregnant!"
"Oh my…"
"You're surprised CC?"
"Yeah…I thought he was gay. And you seem happy about it…" CC looked at him curiously. "She's your sister right?"
"Yes she is, but because of this she and Suzaku might join the Knights, and I'll have political tools when time comes, at the same time I'm still a protective uncle and friend."
Flashback…
"I'm sorry Lelouch, it was an accident." Suzaku's guilty eyes can't still look directly into Lelouch's.
"You understand how grave this situation is, don't you? She'll be dethroned and both of you will be guillotined for bearing what the Emperor labels as an "abominable" being: a forbidden mixture of Royal Blood with a Number!"
"Of course I know! B-but-"
"When were you able to do something like that?! A dozen of body guards watch her every muscle! Are you sure nobody saw you?"
"I'm sure…that I closed the cameras inside the Lancelot-"
Lelouch held his mouth or else he'd puke. He staggered standing up and breathed some air as he supported himself against the windows "Good thing nobody saw you two...But what about Princess Cornelia?"
Suzaku got up and dragged himself to lean on the wall, sitting down again. "Euphie don't know whether she'll run away or confess to her sister, she really wanted to ask you personally for advice but she was ashamed to show her face to you, though she really wants to say many things…"
"Such as?"
"Actually Euphie requested me to give you this letter."
Suzaku handed Lelouch a white envelope with pink heart stickers with the address "To my dear brother" After a long pause Lelouch started again the conversation, calming down a little. "Suzaku, I must admit that you were just as irresponsible as me, but considering that you attended a seminar with me! You didn't even use 'gift' they gave away!"
"What do you mean?" Suzaku innocently asked.
"Nah, forget it! Just stay quiet for now, don't do anything suspicious, you don't have to hurry, you have time"
The lad scratched his forehead trying to figure out what Lelouch meant while the other one was thinking: Damn that Suzaku! Euphie was still too young and innocent to be involved in that kind of thing…Either way, I have to use this situation to manipulate Suzaku and Euphie into joining sides with me. "Suzaku, I think you should be quiet about this for a while, I will just speak to Euphie privately about this, and I have her number anyway."
"Thank you very much Lelouch." Suzaku faced him and suddenly hugged him best friend tight
"S-sure Suzaku…"
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Apparently there were eyes peeking from the partly open door.
"Awwwww…they're so sweet…" Milly remarked
"I don't think so!" CC shrugged.
"OMG, Lelouch and Suzaku!!" Shirley quickly looked away blushing but lost her balance causing all Milly, Kallen and Rivalz except CC, in front of her to collapse onto each other, pushing the door open.
"Don't worry Lelouch, we didn't hear anything!" Milly assured him.
Suzaku quickly broke away from Lelouch. "Guys, CC…I'm not gay!" He reasoned defensively due to his psychological instability at that moment. Lelouch just chuckled at the sight.
"Oh yeah? Prove it!" CC let out a very sarcastic smirk after the dare.
Suzaku thought: What should I do? If I tell them that Euphie's pregnant my secret will be revealed, but if I didn't they would think that I'm gay! I'm not afraid of them!
What the hell happened to Suzaku's head? Poor Suzaku…
Lelouch attempted to rescue Suzaku out of the situation "Guys, please leave Suzaku for now, he is really in deep-"
"I'M NOT GAY BECAUSE I DID IT WITH EUPHIE!!" He exclaimed with passion, body straight and chest out.
Sorry if that was short but it is better than a mediocre long chapter. This chapter required a lot of thinking because this one is crucial in creating the ending of the story.
Cornelia is on the next chapter…and chaos…
Don't worry, it won't end soon and focus would still be CC and Lelouch
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