The front door of Ziva's apartment opened, Tony stepped out wearing a black suit, he walked past a seated Kate.
"It's about time."...Kate sighed, standing and following Tony to his car..."I was wondering if Gibbs fired you or not."
Tony climbed into his classic red Corvette..."Did you get a new car?"...Kate asked, floating through the car, sitting in the passenger seat.
Tony started the car..."You know, it's rude not to answer, you know that, right...Tony?"...She asked, then reached out her left hand for his ride hand as he went to shift and her hand passes right through, she raised her hand to her face looking at it as Tony slammed on the breaks.
Tony quickly turned off the car and got out and headed back towards Ziva's door.
"Ugh. Again, Tony?"...She rolled her eyes as he opened the door and slid inside and closed the door behind him.
Kate raised her hands to her face and fell back, falling through the back of the bucket seat.
A couple minutes later, Tony ran back out, climbing back into the car and laid his holstered Sig on the passenger seat, right where Kate's crotch was..."TONY! Watch it!"...She yelled, sitting up.
Tony turned his head looking at the passenger seat.
"Did you hear me, Tony?!"...Kate frantically asked..."Did you?!"
He leans over, opening the glove box, pulling out a clip for his Sig..."There you are."
Kate sighed deeply..."You suck, Tony."
Tony started the car and put the car into gear and drove off..."So, where are we go..."...Kate was yanked through the car and back into the apartment. She was once against standing directly in front of Ziva.
"I have been wondering where you were."...Ziva said, wearing her golden silk robe.
Kate was silent, she didn't move, she just stared at Ziva..."I guess I have a new roommate, yes?"...Ziva spoke again, then moved into the kitchen.
Kate turned looking at her, then upwards..."Do you hate me that much?"
"I do not hate you, I do not know you...to be honest."...Ziva replied, moving back into the bedroom eating a donut.
"You're gonna eat that?"
"Yes...I like donuts."...Ziva took another bite of the white powdered donut, getting powdered sugar on her chin and lips.
"Fine with me, I'm not the one who's going to get fat."...Kate shrugged.
Ziva glared at her..."Fat? I am not fat. I have weighed the same since I was 17."
"Is that when your boobs stopped growing, too?"...Kate rolled her eyes..."Don't worry, some guys like that."
Ziva scoffed..."Who woke up on the wrong dead bed this morning?"...Ziva stopped, thinking her a moment..."Side of?"...She pondered if she said the right thing or not..."Yes, the wrong side of the bed dead this morning, that is what I meant."
"You and Tony are definition meant..."...Kate stopped..."Never mind."...Kate floated through a wall and disappeared out of sight.
Ziva finished off her donut, licking the remaining powder from her lips..."Kate?"...Ziva called out, but Kate didn't answer.
Ziva moved to her bedroom closet, she slid off her robe, she turned towards a full length mirror wearing only a pair of black panties, she patted her stomach and turned to the side and puffed out her abdomen, pushing against it with her hand. She then cupped her small breasts and sighed.
Ziva stepped out of her bedroom wearing brown cargo pants and a olive green shirt with a flower pattern on the shoulder, her hair in a ponytail.
"You're going to work like that?!"...Kate asked, as if she was offended by what Ziva was wearing.
Ziva tilted her head down, looking at her clothes..."Yes, why?"
"You're supposed to be a federal agent, you should dress accordingly."...Kate countered.
"What is wrong with the way I dress? I have been dressing like this the entire time I have been at NCIS and I have not had a single complaint."...Ziva fired back.
"Fine, but it's not very professional."
"I am not you, Kate."
"You got that right."...Kate turned away from her.
"What is your problem? Why are you treating me this way? Is this because I took your place on the team?"
Kate quickly turned around..."He, they were MY team before they were yours!"
Ziva covered her face with her hands..."Y-you are dead!"...She grunted in frustration, through her hands.
"Yeah, because your brother KILLED me!"...Kate angrily yelled back.
Ziva slowly slid her hands down her face, she softly sighed..."I...I...I am sorry."
"Don't you dare pity me, don't you dare! I don't want it and I sure in the hell don't need it, especially from you."
"Then leave, get the hell out!"...Ziva pointed towards the front door.
"I can't! Don't you see that? For some stupid reason, I'm stuck with you!"...Kate yelled.
"Then leave me alone, stay away from me and I will stay away from you."
"I can't!"...Kate yelled again..."I'm here for a reason."
"What reason? What are you talking about?"...Ziva asked.
Kate grunted hard.
"What is so damn important that you can not leave me alone?!"...Ziva angerily requested..."Tell me!"
"You are not good enough for him!"...Kate shouted.
"Tony?"...Ziva cocked her head, looking at Kate and then started to laugh.
"What are you laughing at? Do you think this is some kind of joke?"
"You are jealous."
Kate scoffed..."Of what? You?"...She scoffed again, rolling her eyes once more..."You're crazy."
"Nine times."...Ziva spoke.
"What?"...Kate asked, looking confused.
Ziva laughs..."We had sex nine times."
"Yeah, so?"
"That really pisses you off, yes?"...Ziva smirked.
"Why would I care how many times you had sex with, with..."...Kate said, getting tongue tied at the end.
"His name is Tony and we had sex NINE times...NINE times or it could have been TEN or ELEVEN, I might have lost count, that happens when you have sex with someone that many times! How many times did you have sex with Tony, hmm?"
"Your brother killed me!"...Kate painfully shouted, trying to get Ziva to shut up.
"I know."...Ziva walked past Kate, moving to the front door, she turned the door handle..."And I killed him."...She stepped out, slamming the door behind her.
Kate just stared at the door..."She what?"