Sorry I havent updated in a while. Been a little busy over here and I'm trying to work through my writer's block with my action/adventure story Duel Monster Frontier, work, and now babysitting! Yeah, as if i didn't already have enough on my plate! anyways, enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! GX.

High pitched screams and sounds of kissing came out of a closet in a certain Slifer Red dorm room.

Bastion and Chazz laughed hard as Jaden suffered in the closet they locked him in. Chumley shook his head. "You guys are fucked up." He said.

"Hey, he's been in there for hours… its almost 1. We should let Jaden out of there…" Syrus said.

"He-He's right… let that idiot… outta there!!" Chazz said in between laughs.

Bastion got off the ground and unlocked the closet. "Hey Jaden! It's open!" he said.

No sooner than when Bastion finished his sentence, the closet door swung open and Jaden dove out. He ran across the room and grabbed a duel disk off the table. "GET BACK!! GET THE FUCK BACK!! I WILL BUST YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH THIS THING IF YOU COME ANY CLOSER!!"

Blair came out of the closet and eyed Jaden. "Come on… didn't you miss me?"

"HELL NO!!" Jaden then got hit with an idea. He lowered the duel disk. "Hey Blair… know what a french kiss is?" he asked.

Bastion, Chazz, Syrus, and Chumley exchanged disgusted faces with one another.

"You cradle rocking pedifile!" Chazz said.

"… No, I don't … what kind of kiss is that?" Blair asked.

Jaden flipped Chazz off, then gave a half-assed smile. "I'll show you, but not in front of the guys… why don't you meet me at the harbor… I'll be there in like 10 minutes to …" Jaden then began to shudder. "… make myself look … good… for you…"

"OOOHHH JADEN!!" Blair said as she ran to hug him.

"Don't fuckin' touch me." Jaden quickly said. "Remember. Pier. 10 minutes. Don't be late or no kiss."

"Oh, I'll be there!" Blair said as she rain out the door. "Byyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeee Jaden!" she said seductively. Jaden cringed as he ran to slam the door.

"Ok… I don't know which one of you assholes was responcible for that, but now it's about to be UFC up in this bitch!" Jaden shout as he rolled up his sleeves.

Chazz, Bastion, and Chumley began to leave the room.

"Sorry Slacker. That'll have to wait another time. It's time to meet with Atticus." Chazz said.

"Right! Then after the meeting, I'm fuckin one or all of you up!" Jaden said.

"I highly doubt that." Bastion said.

Syrus followed the group, obviously upset. Jaden saw that, then closed the door after the other three left.

"Hey Sy… what's wrong?" Jaden asked.

"… nothing …" Syrus sighed.

"Oh no, don't give me that. Something's bothering you. So spill it." Jaden said.

"Ok… You and Bastion got to do a musical… I wanted to sing too!" Syrus cried.

"Awww, is that all?" Jaden said.

Syrus nodded, shamefully.

"Well dry those eyes, Sy, cuz we're gonna bust out a song… Family Guy style!!" Jaden said.

"YAY!" Syrus said. Suddenly, music began to play from an unknown location.

Jaden & Syrus: We're off on the road to Domino

We're having the time of our lives.

Syrus: Take it Jay!

Jaden: We're quite a pair of partners,

Just Like Thelma and Louise.

'cept you're not six feet tall

Syrus: yes, and your breasts don't reach your knees.

Jaden: (holding his chest) Give em time!

Jaden & Syrus: We're off on the road to Domino,

We're certainly going in style.

Jaden: I'm with an intellectual, who sleeps with a Fuzzy Bunny Nite Lite!

Syrus: How dare you! At least I don't leave urine stains on all the new linen!

Jaden: Oh, pee jokes!

Jaden & Syrus: We've traveled a bit and we've fooooouuuuund,

Like a masochist in Newport we're Domino bound.

Jaden: Crazy travel conditions, huh?

Syrus: First class or no class

Jaden: Whoa, careful with that joke, it's an antique

Jaden & Syrus We're off on the road to Domino!

We're not going to STOP till we're there

Jaden: (holding a white can with the word "BEER" written on it) Maybe for a beer!

Whatever dangers we may face, we'll never fear or cry

Syrus: That's right, until we're syndicated 4Kids will never let us die, PLEASE!

Jaden & Syrus: We're off on the road to Domino!

The home of that old campus swing.

Jaden: We may pick up some college girls, and picnic on the grass.

Syrus: Um Hmm! We'd tell you more, but we'd have the censors on our ass.

Jaden: Yikes!

Jaden and Syrus: We certainly do get around… (singing fast) Like a bunch of renegade pilgrims who are thrown out of Plymouth colony! (singing normal) We're Domino bound!

(singing fast again)Or like a group of college freshmen

who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown!

(Jaden and Syrus then climb outside and to the top of the Slifer Red Dorm.)

WE'RE DOMINOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOUND!!!

(End)

Chazz, Bastion, and Chumley turn around to see their friends singing on the roof.

"What the… WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO DOING?! GET THE HELL OVER HERE YOU NUTCASES!!" Chazz shouted.

Chazz quickly jumped out of the way as a large slab of marble from the roof of the dorm flew directly at him.

Once Jaden and Syrus caught up with the others, they made their way to the outhouse behind Ra Yellow. Bastion slowed down a little to walk with Jaden.

"So what are you going to do about that little girl? You know she's just going to go back to the dorm and wait for you once you don't show up to the harbor." Bastion said.

"Oh don't you worry about that. I've got a plan." Jaden said. He reached into Chazz's pocket and pulled out his cell phone.

"Hey bitch! What the fuck is wrong with you?! Taking The Chazz's phone like that like your half ass crazy! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't fuck you up for that!" Chazz said.

"Oh shut up. You only use this thing to call Alexis then pussy out once it starts to ring." Jaden said.

"That's not the point, cock sucker! You're gonna waste my minutes!!"

"Chazz please. One, you don't pay for your phone. Your rich, uppity-ass mother does. Second, it's a weekend. Third, your minutes are free after 9pm." Jaden said.

"Damn, he told you!" Chumley laughed.

Chazz quickly turned to him. "You know what? Shut the fuck up, Porky!" He turned back to Jaden. "Back to you! What the FUCK did you just say about my mom?!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP! IT'S RINGING! … Hello, Dmitri? Hey, whats up! It's Jaden! Listen, remember when I found out you stole those new booster packs from Dorothy's shop and you said you would do me ANY favor if I didn't turn you in? Well I'm throwing in my chip! This is what I want you to do…"

The boys then arrived at the outhouse. They went inside, except for Jaden, who was still talking to Dmitri on Chazz's phone.

The old outhouse didn't look like a small shack with a toilet inside. That was just a name for it. It was actually more of an abandoned shed with chairs and a teacher's desk inside. This used to serve as a detention hall for juvenile students who were more into dueling rather than book work.

Once Jaden was done on the phone, he went inside to join the others. "Here, bitch." Jaden said as he handed Chazz back the phone. Chazz snatched it and stuffed it back in his pocket. "… ass rammer…" Chazz said.

Suddenly, it was 1:22am, and Atticus still hasn't showed up.

"Maaaaan! This is NOT lichus! Atticus stood us up!" Chumley said.

"This is bullshit! I'm goin' to bed!" Chazz said as he started to get up.

"No way! He'll be here! Then we're going to pull a SWEET prank on Dr. Crowler!" Jaden said, trying to stop Chazz and Chumley.

"But Jay… where is he then?" Syrus asked.

Suddenly, Atticus came through the door, and took off his fancy Obelisk Blue jacket. "Whew… I know, I know, I'm late. Zane wouldn't stop following me. Apparently, someone's been talking shit on him and he wouldn't stop hounding me until I swore it wasn't me… I wonder who it really was?"

Bastion and Syrus stared at Jaden.

"What? He's a bitch!" Jaden said.

Atticus quickly hit the lights and lit a lantern, then set it in the middle of the room. He took a seat at the teacher's desk.

"Welcome, boys. I have called this meeting of the Brotherhood of Twilight because one of our own has come up with a childish prank to play on Crowler.

"That would be this fuck nut right here." Chazz said, pointing at Jaden.

"Hey! It was a good idea at the time…" Jaden said.

"ANYWAYS, here at the Brotherhood, we do not make fun of our… immature… brothers… I have prepared the PERFECT prank for which we can get Crowler good!" Atticus said. He then pounded his fist on the desk. "This prank, my brothers, will put us down in Academy Island history!!... if we don't get expelled in the process…"

"Wait, what did you say?!" Syrus said as he jumped up from his seat.

"Nothing, Brother Syrus! Sit down!" Atticus said.

"No, you said something! What was it?! We're going to get in trouble, aren't we?!" Syrus said.

Jaden quickly put his hand on Syrus' shoulder and slammed him down.

"Thank you… now, for the prank… what is something Crowler ALWAYS boasts about…" Atticus asked.

"Those faggot-ass purple lips?" Chazz said.

"… No." Chazz said.

"Grilled cheese sandwiches?" Chumley said.

"What? NO!" Atticus said.

"Uh… how he wants to become Chancellor?" Bastion said.

"No." Atticus said.

"Grilled cheese, right!" Chumley said.

"Dammit Chumley, NO!" Atticus said out of annoyance.

"His Obelisk Blue students?" Jaden asked.

"Nope, but getting close!" Atticus said.

"Grilled cheese! It's grilled cheese! I know it!" Chumley said.

Atticus stood up, picked up a magazine off the desk, rolled it up, and smacked Chumley three times upside the head. "NO! NO! NO!" he shouted after each slap. He then took a deep breath, walked back over to the desk, dropped the magazine down, and sat down.

"Uh… His PHD in dueling?" Syrus said.

Suddenly, Atticus jumped up on the table, then jumped down in front of Syrus, pointing inches from his nose. "YESSSSSSSSSS CORRECT!!"

Atticus walked over to the blackboard in the corner of the room. "Now, I don't know if you all know this, but in Crowler's office, he keeps that degree hanging up. Now, the plan is… we're gonna burn that bitch up!!"

Jaden, Syrus, Bastion, Chazz, and Chumley gasped.

"Whoa… not even The Chazz would have thought of something like that." Chazz said.

"Don't you think that's going just a bit too far?" Bastion asked.

"We wont burn it up completely… just enough to REEEEEEALY fuck with him!" Atticus said with a smile.

"… BYE!" Syrus said as he tried to break for the door. He viciously turned the knob, but it wouldn't open. "COME ON!! COME ON!! LET ME OUT!!" he shouted.

"Sorry Sy. I took the liberty to seal the room. I knew you wouldn't go along with this, so I had to seal us up." Atticus explained.

"BUT I DON'T WANT ANY PART OF THIS!! I DON'T WANT TO BE SUSPENDED!!" Syrus said.

"Well… You're in the Brotherhood of Twilight now, boy… that means whatever we do, you're in this too!" Atticus said.

Syrus sulked, then he walked over toward's his seat next to Jaden and sat down.

"MAN!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKIN' SWEET!!" Jaden shouted.

"I'm prior to agree… the look on Crowler's face when he sees hes PHD burnt to a crisp!" Bastion said.

"LISHUS!!" Chumley said.

"Is that the only thing we're gonna do tonight? Just break into Crowler's office, burn that stupid degree, then leave? That's fuckin' gay! Atticus, you're losing your touch!" Chazz complained.

"Hey! I like the sound of that Chazz! Go in, get the job done, get out, call it a night!" Syrus said happily.

"My ass!" Atticus said. "You KNOW Atticus Rhodes always plans ahead! Which moves us on to the next order of business!" Atticus walked over to the desk, then picked up a briefcase from behind it, then set it on the desk. He opened it, pulled out a pair of panties, and flashed them to Jaden and the others.

"Do you guys know what THESE are?" Atticus asked.

"Yeah… Bastion's mama's!" Chazz shouted.

Everyone but Bastion started laughing.

"Nah, she's fuckin' bigger than Chumley! That bitch goes underwear shopping with Anna Nicole Smith AND Kirstie Alley!!" Jaden laughed. Everyone started laughing even harder. Bastion turned red in the face, turned around and punched both Jaden and Chazz.

"You hit like a bitch!" Chazz laughed.

"OH YEAH!! WELL HOW ABOUT THIS!!" Bastion shouted as he began swinging blindly.

"OK! OK! That's enough about Bastion's fat ass mom!" Atticus said.

Bastion calmly sat back down. "Yes… let's get off moms… because everyone knows I just got off Chazz's!"

Everyone but Chazz began laughing.

"That's it bitch!! I'm gonna beat that ass, right here, right now!!" Chazz said.

"OK OK!!" Atticus said. "Let's get back to the matter at hand…"

"Ok… They're panties." Syrus said.

"Right again, Syrus… now would you guys like to guess who's panties they are… and no more mom jokes. That shit is now 5 minutes old." Atticus said.

"Uhhh… DOROTHY!" Chumley said.

Atticus picked up his magazine, power walked over to Chumley and slapped him upside the head with it 4 more times. "Just because you have wet dreams about Dorothy, don't share your fetish with me!" Atticus said as he walked back to the desk.

"Mrs. Fontaine?" Bastion said.

"ALEXIS!!" Chazz said wided eyed.

Atticus lowered the panties. "Chazz you stupid fuck… WHY WOULD I HAVE MY SISTER'S PANTIES?! Do you and Chumley share take the same idiot pills?"

"What? HELL NO!!" Chazz said.

"We give up Atticus… who's are they?" Jaden asked.

"… Mindy's." Atticus said.

"WHOA!!" They boys all said.

"You PLAYBOY!! You banged Mindy?!" Chazz said.

"Psh… what Obelisk Blue boy HASN'T?! well, except ones who became Slifers…" Atticus said. Chazz flipped Atticus the middle finger.

"But I didn't get these by sleeping with Mindy… Gentlemen… have you ever heard of… a Panty Raid?!" Atticus said.

"I HAVE!! I HAVE!!" Chazz shouted out of excitement.

"Ok Chazz… you wanna come up here and break it down for our fellow brothers?" Atticus asked.

Chazz got out his seat, slapped Bastion in the back of his head, and walked to the front of the shed. "A panty raid is when a group of guys infiltrate a girl's dorm room, go through her panties, sniff them for… you know… the stuff that you cant say even in a fan fiction, steal a pair, then leave without being noticed!" Chazz explained.

"Thanks Chazz! That was right on the money!" Atticus said as he clapped.

"Yeah, I know." Chazz said as he walked back to his seat. He suddenly tripped and hit the floor.

"SON OF A WHORE!!!" He shouted on his way down.

Bastion looked away innocently as he quickly tucked his foot under his seat. It was obvious that his leg was the reason Chazz tripped.

"Misawa… I'm gonna beat the fuck outta you for that!" Chazz said as he got back in his seat.

"… fuck you." Bastion said.

"Alright… so this is the plan… and listen up, cuz I'm only gonna explain this ONCE!" Atticus said. He pulled out a folded, large piece of paper out of the briefcase, unfolded it, and pinned it to the wall. He walked back over, pulled out a pointer, then walked back to the paper.

"Ok… we'll infiltrate the Obelisk Blue girls dorm in an hour. Security leaves that area unguarded for like 15 minutes, stay gone for like an hour, then come back. In that hour, we have to do our panty raid, burn Crowler's PHD, and high tail it out of there." Atticus explained.

"Hey… how do you know about the guards being away from the girl's dorms?" Chumley asked.

"Because, my obese friend… I spend more time in that dorm than my own. I know what goes down over there." Atticus said. "Now… we go through each dorm in groups of two. We'll form our parties once were outside the dorm. One team will take the first two floors, and the other with take the upper two. Once done, we'll take the dirt road to the school, were we'll sneak into from the ROOF! (more on that when we get there.), Then we'll break into Crowler's office, light that PHD on fire, put it out so he can tell that large lump of burning paper is his degree, then break the fuck outta there! My friends… we will do all that in an hour flat! Because Campus Security will return right on the hour… and if were caught… well, it's every man for themselves, cuz I'm bonin' out if something goes wrong."

"HEY! What happened to Brotherhood!" Syrus asked.

"… Never mind that. Now, any questions." Atticus said.

Bastion rose his hand. "It's more of a FYI… Jaden looks scared."

The boys all looked at Jaden, who was trembling.

"Hey Jaden… you wanted your prank on Crowler, and you got it. Don't tell me you're gonna try to bitch out on us!" Atticus said.

"No…" Jaden said quietly. He then popped up happily. "I'M TREMBLING CUZ I'M SOO FUCKIN' EXCITED!! THIS IS GONNA BE TWO LEVELS BEYOND SWEET!!"

"My thoughts exactly!!" Atticus said.

"Ok guys… you know the plan. This meeting of the Brotherhood of Twilight is adjurned. We'll meet in the secret base I made on the right side of the Girl's Dorm a long time ago, back when I was stalking Jasmine. It's a little fucked up at the moment, but it should still be standing."

"HELL YEAH!! LETS ROCK THIS BITCH!!" Chazz said.

"OH! AND BEFORE I FORGET…" Atticus added. He pulled out a picture of Alexis. "NONE of you guys go anywhere NEAR my sister's room. If I find out any of you have been in her panties…" Atticus then pulled out an airsoft gun. "… There's gonna be some chitty-chitty, bang-bang!"

Everyone looked at Chazz. "What?! The fuck are you bitches lookin' at me for?! Ok fine! I'll stay away from Alexis' room!

"You damn right you'll stay away from her room… in fact, since she's on the third floor, youre definitely gonna be on the two lower levels!" Atticus said.

"Grrr…" Chazz growled. "The Chazz does NOT deserve to be treated like this!!"

"Boys… LETS GO!" Atticus said. And so, he blew out the candle in the lantern, and the shed was pitch black. Led by Atticus, Jaden, Bastion, Chazz, and Chumley began walking to the Obelisk Blue girls dorm. Syrus walked a few feet behind them, saying, "I must not fear… fear is the mind killer… fear is the little death that brings total oblivion…"

Meanwhile…

On the beach, Alexis looked around, as if she was looking for someone. She spotted a figure staring at the midnight ocean.

"… There you are, Zane… I got your messege… you said you needed to talk?" she said.

"Yes. You're the only one I can trust with this. You see… I need you more than ever right now…" Zane said.

"OOOHHHH… really now…" Alexis said in a sexy voice. She began to undo her jacket, then took it off. She was walking toward Zane with her blue boots, short skirt, and a bra on.

"Yes… Alexis… SOMEONE'S TALKING SHIT ON ZANE!! AND I NEED YOU TO HELP ME FIND OUT WHO THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS!!"

Alexis' jaw dropped. "… are you fuckin' serious…? Is THAT the reason you called me out here this late at night?"

"Yes! This wont stop bothering me until I find out who the fuck is saying shit about me!" Zane said out of rage.

Alexis picked up her jacket and put it back on. "Fine… lets go." She said, annoyed.

"Good!" Zane said. He then began walking to the mainland.

"DAMMIT!! I COME OUT HERE LOOKING SEXY AS FUCK AND THAT STUCK UP BITCH DOESN'T EVEN LOOK AT ME!! I'M WEARING A BRA AND A SHORT SKIRT FOR FUCK'S SAKE ZANE, YOU DICK SLAMMING PIECE OF SLIFER SHIT!" Alexis shouted out of frusteration.

"I HEARD THAT, BITCH!" Zane shouted back.

Alexis zipped up her jacket and followed Zane to the mainland.

Meanwhile again…

Blair patiently waited at the Harbor for Jaden. Her little heart was beating a mile a minute. "This is SO great! My first french kiss!" she said.

"GET YOUR GAME GOING!! I MEAN ON!"

Blair quickly turned around to see Jaden staring at her.

"JADEN!! ARE YOU READY?" Blair said excitedly.

"Damn straight! Let's throw up… I mean, throw down!!" Jaden said.

And so, the two wrapped their arms around each other and French kissed for like 10 minutes straight. Blair pulled back from over excitement.

"OOOOHHH JADEN!!" She shouted. In the process, she hit Jaden, knocking off his hair!

"Jaden… you lost your… HUH!!!" Blair said. "Oh no… oh GOD NO!!"

Once the moon became full, it was revealed that that wasn't Jaden! His hair looked like a rip-off version of Yugi's hair. It was Dmitri!

"YOU ARENT JADEN!!!" Blair shouted.

"… AND YOU ARENT MRS. FONTAINE!!!!" Dmitri shouted.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" They shouted into the night.

And so, the stage has been set. Jaden and friends are going on a Panty Raid, then to hit Dr. Crowler where it hurts… his PHD in dueling! And Zane and Alexis are on a quest of their own… to find out who's talking shit on Zane! Will paths cross? Find out next chapter!

I hope you liked this one! Please R&R and tell me what you think! Take care!