Bet you all thought I forgot about this story, huh? Well I've been so wrapped up in writing Duel Monster Frontier (Check it out if you have the chance) that I haven't had time to update this one. Since its been so long since I did this one, I kinda forgot what I had planned, so I'll have to improvise. Ladies and Gentlemen… back by popular demand… HERES THE NEWEST CHAPTER!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! GX.

In an interrogation room inside Duel Academy, usually used for misbehaving students or for those who want to snitch on others and have their identities kept secret. It was a typical, closed off room with a desk, two chairs, a phone book, a cup of some kind of drink, and a lamp inside, with only one window. So others could peer inside to see what was going on (which would defeat the whole purpose of it being closed off. Inside the room, a new victim was brought in by none other than Zane Truesdale. Alexis stood by the door, against the wall. She simply bowed her head into her hand and shook her head at disbelief over what was taking place.

Zane paced back and forth in the room, never taking his eyes off of the victim, with the most serious of looks on his face. It was so serious that you would think that he was Dark Zane (or Hell Kaiser for all you Japanese version fans!). Suddenly, out of the blue, Zane grabbed the phone book and threw it across the room! Next, the grabbed the cup and threw it the opposite way! This was obviously an attempt to show that he was dead serious. He finally walked over to the table, on the opposite side of the victim, and slammed his hands on it.

"THOUGHT I WASN'T GOING TO FIND YOU, DIDN'T YOU?!" Zane shouted.

The victim was silent.

"THOUGHT I WASN'T GOING TO FIND OUT THAT YOU WERE THE ONE TALKING SHIT ON ME, DID YOU?!" Zane shouted again.

"Zane." Alexis said.

"NOT NOW, ALEXIS!! THIS IS SERIOUS!" Zane shouted. "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! HUH?! DO YOU!!!??"

Still, the victim was silent.

"THAT'S RIGHT!!" Zane shouted. He then started poking his own chest with his finger. "I AM ZANE MUTHAFUCKIN' TRUESDALE!!" He then started to pace again. "I CARRY THIS PIECE OF SHIT SCHOOL!! I CAN BEAT ANYONE ON THIS FUCKIN ISLAND BLINDFOLDED, WITH A FAT CHICK RIDING MY JOCK!! AND YOU THINK YOU CAN GO AROUND TALKIN SHIT ON ZANE?!"

"Zane!" Alexis said, still not looking up from her hand.

Zane suddenly turned around and pointed at Alexis. "SHUT UP!! YOU SHUT UP!!" he shouted at her. He turned back to the victim. "I'll tell you what I'm gonna do for you…" Zane took off his Obelisk Blue blazer, revealing that he was wearing a tight black wife beater. "I'm gonna fuck you up. Just REALLY fuck you up!!"

"ZANE!!" Alexis shouted, finally looking up.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!" Zane shouted at Alexis.

"THAT'S FUCKIN' PHAROAH YOU'RE YELLING AT!!" Alexis shouted.

Yes, Pharaoh, Professor Banner's cat, was the victim sitting in the chair. He simply licked his paws and wiped his face, not caring about about what Zane was yelling about.

Zane pointed at him. "LOOK AT HIM!! SITTING THERE, RUBBING HIS FACE, JUST PLOTTING ON WHAT TO SAY ABOUT ME NEXT!! YOU KNOW WHAT WILL STOP THIS?! MY BOOT UP IT'S ASS, THAT'S WHAT!!"

"Zane… it's a fucking cat…" Alexis said, trying her best to conceal her anger.

"SO WHAT AM I SUSPOSED TO DO, LET IT GO?!" Zane shouted.

Alexis gave him the angry look.

"… FINE!" Zane shouted. He walked over and opened the door. "You're free to go." He said.

Pharaoh meowed, then jumped out the chair and began to walk out the room. Just as he was halfway out the room, Zane knelt down next to him. "Don't you think for a SECOND that this is over… you better watch your back, pussycat."

There was a call on Alexis' phone. She pulled it out and answered it. "Hello? Oh he Jasmine! What's up? … What…? WHAT?! YOU'RE KIDDING!"

"What is it?" Zane asked.

"I gotta get back to my dorm! No time to explain!!" Alexis said as she ran out of the room. She dashed out of the school in a hurry, shoving two Slifer Red students who were having a friendly duel out of the way. She eventually made it to her dorm, where she went straight for her drawers. It was then that she noticed her panties all over the floor.

"Who the… SOMEBODY HAS A SERIOUS DEATH WISH!!" She shouted. It was then that she saw it… laying on the ground next to a pile of thongs. She walked over and picked up Chazz's cell phone off the ground. She was so mad that her grip was enough to shatter the poor phone.

"SOMEONE IS ABOUT TO GET SOME HOT DEATH RAINED ON THEM…" Alexis said, not once opening her mouth to speak

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"YOU'RE CRAZY!!" Syrus shouted.

"YOU'RE INSANE, SON!!" Hassleberry shouted.

"… You've got a death wish." Jaden said.

Chazz sat at the tiny table in Jaden's room inside the Slifer Red dorm, wearing a thong on his head.

"When Alexis finds out what you did, she's gonna open the BIGGEST can of whoop ass on you." Jaden said.

"That's just it, you miserable slacker! She WONT know!! I got my ass outta there before ANYONE could see me!" Chazz said.

"Didn't you get enough of the last panty raid we went on… you know, that night 5 months ago?" Syrus said.

"Hell no! Atticus told me not to go near Alexis' room, remember? But he didn't say NOTHIN about any other night, huh? HUH?" Chazz said with a devilish grin on his face.

Jaden rolled his eyes. "Oh dear god…"

"So… what do you plan on doin with those under garments, soldier!?" Hassleberry asked.

"What are you, stupid or something, Major? Keep these bitches on for like weeks on end!" Chazz said. He proudly stood up, then balled his hand into a fist and started thumping his chest. "THIS IS THE PROUDEST MOMENT OF A YOUNG MAN'S LIFE, WHERE HE ACCOMPLISHES A PANTY RAID ALL BY HIMSELF!! AND THE CHAZZ IS GONNA WEAR THESE PANTIES LIKE THEY WERE GOIN OUT OF STYLE!!" he then sat back down and took a sip of some juice. "And if you loser expect to be men, I suggest you do the same with those panties you got.

"Dude… we got ride of those months ago…" Jaden said.

"Wait, we were supposed to get rid of those?!" Syrus asked.

"Sy!? Are you still sniffing Mindy's panties in the bathroom late at night?!" Jaden asked.

"Um… I refuse to answer such a silly question!" Syrus said, turning red.

"I was wonderin' why our bathroom always smelled like hot ass and garbage!!" Hassleberry said.

Suddenly, there was furious pounding on the door. "OPEN THIS FUCKIN DOOR… NOW!!"

Chazz then spit out the juice he was drinking, then began coughing. "GEEZ!! ITS HER!!! HOW DID SHE KNOW!!?"

Hassleberry began grinning like a 5 year old child. "You better RUN, boy!"

"DOES THAT WINDOW OPEN!?" Chazz asked, pointing at the window on the other side of the room.

Syrus looked at the window. "Yes, but you gotta…"

Too late. Chazz, not thinking enough to remove the panties from his head, took off in a mad dash, then dove CLEAR THROUGH the window, shattering it, leaving thousands of glass shards all over the place.

"Fuck! You know how long it's gonna take to clean that shit up!?" Jaden said.

Alexis obviously hearing the sound of the shattered window, could be seen running past the front windows to the side of the dorm. A few seconds later, Chazz could be seen dashing past the same window, but going the opposite direction. Waiting for him downstairs however, was Alexis!

"You may wanna start writing your will… because there is no chance in HELL of you walking away from this ALIVE!!" Alexis said, nearly red from anger.

Chazz, being Chazz and still not taking the thong off of his head, gave a perverted smile. "Baby… how'd you know it was me?"

"I'll give you three dead giveaways… one… only my panties were touched… two… you're the only person I know who would do some stupid shit like this… and three…" Alexis threw what was left of Chazz's cell phone on the ground. "… YOU LEFT YOUR PHONE IN MY ROOM, YOU ROTTEN PIECE OF FUCK!!!"

Chazz then got on both knees, with the thong STILL on his head, looking up at Alexis with that same perverted grin. "Baby, I can change! PLEASE help rid me of my horny ways!"

Alexis then put on a pair of brass knuckles. "Oh, I'll help you alright… HELP YOU DIE!!" It was then that Alexis jumped on top of Chazz and began to viciously assault him.

Atticus walked past the chaos, then looked down at it. "Tch tch tch…" he said as he continued walking.

He walked inside Jaden's room, where the three boys could be seen watching the whole thing through the window, laughing hysterically.

"OH SHIT!! YOU CANT PAY FOR ENTERTAINMENT THIS GOOD!!" Jaden laughed.

"Let me guess… Chazz-anova?" Atticus asked.

"What gave it away?" Syrus asked.

Jaden finally pulled himself away from the window to approach Atticus, wiping a tear from his eye from laughing so much. "So Atticus, what's up?"

"Well guys, I've come up with an idea that's gonna put the Brotherhood of Twilight at the top of Duel Academy!" Atticus said.

"We're gonna host a Dueling event!" Jaden said, excited.

"Damn, your good! YEAH!" Atticus said.

Syrus and Hassleberry gasped. "Jaden… got something RIGHT?!" Syrus said.

"DAMN! Is ARMAGGEDON upon us or something?!" Hassleberry said.

"As you all know, the Duelist Bowl is coming up, and as we all know, Crowler's cheap ass wont spring for cable, so if WE get it, then host it from the Obelisk Blue lounge, we'll be recognized! Then ALL the girls will be all over us… but then again, I don't need publicity like this to get girls. I'm Atticus, dammit!"

"SWEETNESS!" Jaden said, excitedly.

"But… how are we going to pay for this! We need food, and the price for pay-per-view? We'll have to pawn stuff to cover that!" Syrus said.

"You leave that to me." Atticus said. "I'll get started on a few things. Once Chazz is finished getting his ass kicked out there, fill him in on what's going on. Oh, and tell Bastion too. This is going to be a group project."

"But where is Bastion?" Syrus asked.

"He said something about working out… wanting to be more of a man, or some shit like that." Hassleberry said.

"Shiiiiiiit!" Atticus said. "He aint no man!! You have to be touched by a WOMAN to become a man!! BOOSH!!!"

"BOOSH!!" Jaden, Syrus, and Hassleberry shouted.

Suddenly, a rock came flying through the window, shattering it into another millions of pieces.

"SAM HILL!?" Hassleberry shouted.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Atticus shouted.

"DAMMIT!! THAT WAS OUR LAST WINDOW!!" Syrus shouted.

Jaden started for the door. "I bet Chazz did that shit! Looks like I gotta stomp a mud hole in his ass next!!"

Jaden, Syrus, Hassleberry, and Atticus stormed outside to see Chazz lying on the ground unconscious, and the little Belowski standing there.

"BELOWSKI?!" The boys said in unison.

"DID YOU THROW THAT ROCK, SON!?" Hassleberry asked.

"Oh hell yeah man… you know, that rock had wings and shit, it was all flyin like wooooooooooooo… so I was like whoaaaaaaaaaa… trippy shit man… like the time, ya know, I was chillin on a rock… and this portal opened up… and all these dragons started flyin out… I was like, whoaaaaaaaaaa…" Belowski said. His huge eyes looked red.

"Da fuck?!" Atticus said.

"Are you high?!" Jaden asked.

"Man, the question is, are YOU high… you're all the ones duelin for the man and shit… I duel… because… because… I put the uuuuuuuel… in duuuuuuel…" He then started shaking his fist at the others. "AND IF YOU TELL ANYBODY…"

Syrus simply watched the scene in enjoyment. "Wow… first Chazz and now this!!"

"Dude, you need to stop smokin' that shit… it's fuckin with your head, man…"Atticus said.

"Man, nothin's fuckin with MY head… I'm all, 'If anyone tries fuckin' with MY head, I'll just have to play Mokey Mokey in defense modey-modey! And…and…" he then pulled a flask out of his blue blazer, unscrewed the cap, and took a swig. "And… what the fuck was I saying again?" Belowski said.

Hassleberry tried his best not to laugh.

"OH YEAH!!! You're those bastards that was dissin ma hood!" Belowski said.

Jaden and Atticus exchanged confused looks.

"If I gotta come my happy ass back down here…" Belowski started staggering around. He stopped, then pointed at Syrus. "Imma kick yo' ass…" he staggered over to Hassleberry, then leaned against him, in an attempt to keep himself up. "… then imma kick… yo' ass!!" he said, pointing up at Hassleberry. He tried not to breathe in Belowski's breathe. He simply turned his head with one eye closed. Belowski then staggered over to Atticus. "… Then imma kick… yo ass…" Finally, he staggered over to Jaden, leaned against him, then took another swig of his flask. He stopped, spilling some of the liquor on his clothes. "… I don't know who the DAMN you are… but imma kick yo' ass too!!"

Jaden began to fan his face with his hand. "Dude… your breath is KICKIN!! I'm gettin' high AND drunk off of it!"

Belowski then started staggering over to a motorbike that was mysteriously parked there, dropping the flask as he walked, spilling the contents. He turned the key, then ran into the side of the Slifer Red dorm. "SON OF A ASS!!" he shouted. He then turned it in reverse, then turned the gas on the handle and shot backwards into the bushes. The sound of something slamming into a tree could be heard echoing throughout the Island.

"Fuckin' whore!!" shouted a Belowski like voice. Finally, the motorbike, finally going forward, shot out from the bushes and took off down the road.

"Uhh… what just happened?" Jaden asked.

"There's a lot of weird motherfuckers at this school… that''s what…" Atticus said.

A moment later, Belowski drove back and stopped his motorbike in front of the boys. He reached down to grab his flask that he dropped, then looked at all four of them. "… bitches…" then he got back up, then U turned and drove off again down the road. Suddenly, his voice could be heard again. "BOOSH!!"

"BOOSH!!" Jaden, Syrus, Hassleberry, and Atticus said.

Chazz limped over to the group. "WHY… DIDN'T… YOU FUCKS… HELP ME!!!"

"Because you were the idiot who didn't think to take those panties off your head. You were just BEGGING for an ass stompin'!"

"FUCK YOU, YUKI!! FUCK YOU IN YOUR DIRTY, SWEATY ASSHOLE!!" Chazz shouted.

Jaden then grinned. "I already did… TO YOUR MOM!! BOOSH!!"

"BOOSH!!" Atticus, Syrus, and Hassleberry shouted.

A few days later, preparations for the Duelist Bowl were underway. Once Chazz and Bastion were filled in, the boys began to fan out to talk to the entire school: Jaden and Syrus talked to all the Slifer Reds, Bastion and Hassleberry talked to all the Ra Yellows, and Atticus and Chazz talked to all the Obelisk Blues. Before long, a majority of the entire school pitched in to help order the Duelist Bowl on Pay-Per-View.

"Those Blues said we could use their lounge to do this thing." Chazz said.

"And we've already got the food! Were gonna have a BBQ, soldiers!" Hassleberry shouted.

Atticus, wearing a pair of glasses and sipping a cup of coffee, went over the expenses. "Fuck!" he said.

"What's wrong, Atticus?" Jaden asked.

"You know all that money we got? It was only enough to cover the food and the shit for the barbeque! I knew we should have fuckin' charged more than ten damn dollars!!" Atticus replied.

"Fuck! They're gonna think we ripped them off!" Jaden said.

"What about my credit card?! I thought we were going to use that!" Chazz said.

"Chazz, you dipshit! I was meaning to talk to you about that! That bitch was declined for insufficient funds!!" Atticus said.

"WHAT!? THE CHAZZ ALWAYS HAS MONEY!! I'M A PRINCETON, DAMMIT!!" Chazz shouted.

Atticus took off his glasses and looked directly at Chazz. He was all business. "Chazz… I called your bank to hear your past transactions… who the FUCK spends over a thousand dollars on porn?!"

"What the fuck!?" Jaden said.

"Sam hill?!" Hassleberry said.

Chazz began to turn red. "I… I don't know what you're talking about… HEY! Why are you all up in my business come to think of it, assmaster?!"

"OOHH!! So OBVIOUSLY you know nothing of the lifetime subscription Beijing Bang-Bang dot com?!" Atticus said.

"Uhhhh…" Chazz said quickly sitting down.

"Wait, what was that site again?!" Syrus asked, grabbing a pen and paper.

Atticus shook his head. "Syrus, you little perv."

"Don't worry Atticus… I know of a way to get the event!" Jaden said.

"Ok, I'm counting on you, Jay… because we're gonna get our asses KICKED if we don't get this event!" Atticus said.

"Oh yeah… I forgot to tell you guys…" Syrus said. Everyone looked at him.

"Booze City called…"

"BOOSH!!" The boys all said.

"I SAID BOOZE, NOT BOOSH!!" Syrus shouted. "Anyways, some college already called and ordered 8 beer kegs… WE HAVE NO BEER!!"

Everyone gasped.

"NO BEER!!?" Chazz shouted.

"OH GOD!! OH DEAR GOD… IM GONNA FAINT!! OH DAMN, I'M SEEIN SHIT!!" Hassleberry shouted.

"Calm down, guys." Atticus said. "Lucky for us I had a back up plan in case of an atrocity like this. Hassleberry, come with me. We gotta pick up Jasmine and Mindy. The rest of you, just get the Duelist Bowl."

And so, Atticus and Hassleberry left the dorm. It wasn't long that they were seen boarding a houseboat with Jasmine and Mindy, and the boat sped off into the distance.

"So how are we going to get the Duelist Bowl Jay? We have no money!" Syrus said.

Jaden, however, was already on the phone. "SHH!" He said. He then pinched his nose together with his fingers. "YES HELLO!! THIS IS DR. VELLIAN CROWLER!! I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER THE DUELIST BOWL… UH HUH…. UH HUH…"

"He sounds just like Dr. Crowler!" Bastion said.

Chazz shook his head. "Yeah, he should… they are butt buddies after all… BOOSH!!"

"BOOSH!!" Syrus and Bastion said.

Jaden, not breaking character and still talking on the phone, flipped Chazz off.

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The middle of the ocean. A cargo ship going to North Academy was strolling leisurely on its way. The boat, however, was being watched by Atticus, who was watching the whole scene through his binoculars.

"There it goes! Good thing our radio waves picked up that transmission earlier, Hassleberry." Atticus said.

"Yup! North Academy has a shipment of beer kegs goin to their school!" Hassleberry said.

"Alright! Do you all remember the plan?" Atticus asked.

"10-4, soldier!" Hassleberry said.

Jasmine and Mindy, who were both wearing two piece bathing suits, gave the thumbs up.

"Ok, lets get bu-say!" Atticus said.

Jasmine and Mindy dove off the boat, then swam a distance away from it. It was then that they both started splashing around, pretending to drown, screaming.

Inside the North Academy Cargo Ship, one of the workers noticed the girls. "HOLY SHIT!! THOSE BABES ARE DROWNING!" he said.

"Let's go save em!" the other one said.

The Cargo ship went off course and drove over towards Jasmine and Mindy. The first man dropped a rope ladder over the edge. "QUICK! GRAB THE LINE!!"

Jasmine and Mindy looked at each other, smiled, then climbed aboard the cargo ship.

"Thank you so much!" Jasmine said.

"Yeah, we were like, swimming, and the current, like, brought us WAY over here!" Mindy said.

The workers wrapped towels around them. "Well you're safe now." One of them said.

"Is your boat far?" The other worker said.

"Yes… its just over there." Jasmine said, pointing at the house boat.

"Ok, we'll take you over there." The first worker said.

The ship sailed over to the house boat, then parked close enough so Jasmine and Mindy could hop back on.

"There ya go! You girls try not to swim in the middle of the ocean anymore, ya hear?" the second worker said.

"We do! Thank you!" Mindy said. "And now we have some advice for you!"

The two workers looked at each other.

"BRACE YOURSELVES!" the girls both said.

Suddenly, Atticus and Hassleberry, both dressed in all black and wearing hockey masks, jumped onto the ship and slapped both of the workers with a bag of lemons! The two workers fell over unconscious. The duelists tied the workers up and dragged them to the control panel.

"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!" Hassleberry said, taking off his mask.

"Damn straight!" Atticus said. "And hey! Let's have a two thumbs up for our leading ladies!"

Jasmine and Mindy giggled.

"Ok, we don't have much time. Hassleberry! Let's load this shit on board!" Atticus said.

"10-4!" Hassleberry said.

And so, Atticus and Hassleberry began loaded beer kegs onto the house boat. Within minutes, they were done, then took off towards Duel Academy.

Sunday finally rolled around, and the day of the Duelist Bowl commenced! All the students gathered into the Obelisk Blue lounge, while outside, Syrus, Bastion, and Hassleberry took charge of the BBQ (or, the Tailgate party!).

Inside the room, the students were eagerly awaiting the starting of the Duelist Bowl. Chazz walked to the front of the big screen TV and started clapping to get everyone's attention.

"HEY!! LISTEN UP!! AS YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE BLUE LOUNGE, SO WE HAVE A FEW GROUND RULES TO COVER!! FIRST OF ALL, WE WANNA THANK YOU FOR SHOWING UP, BITCH BITCH BITCH, OK, NOW THE RULES!!! RULE ONE! IF YOU SPILL SOMETHING ON THE GROUND OR ANYWHERE…"

"That's a party foul!!" a Ra Yellow student shouted.

"THAT'S RIGHT! AND THAT'S ALSO AN ASS KICKING!! RULE TWO!! IF YOUR DUELIST IS WINNING, MAKES A BAD ASS PLAY, AND THE PEOPLE IN THE FRONT STAND UP AND BLOCK THE TV AND WE MISS A KICK ASS MOVE LIKE A TRAP OR QUICK MAGIC CARD BEING PLAYED, THAT'S ALSO AN ASS WHOOPIN! AND FINALLY, IF ANYONE… ANYONE FUCKS WITH THE REMOTE AND CHANGES THE CHANNEL… OH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT'S A SERIOUS ASS WHOOPIN!! JUST DON'T BREAK THOSE RULES AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE!!" Chazz said. And with that, he sat down, and the Duelist Bowl got under way. As big as the Obelisk Blue lounge was, there were still people who couldn't get inside.

Syrus, Hassleberry, and Bastion eventually came in to watch the duel, where a couple of no name Pro-Duelists who somehow made it into the Duelist Bowl were dueling.

"These guys are HORRIBLE!! Even I can beat them!" Syrus said.

"Yeah, this duel SUCKS!" Bastion said.

Chazz, who was standing next to him in his trademark position of having his arms crossed, looked over at Bastion. "That's what your mom said last night… BOOSH!!!"

"BOOSH!!" Syrus and Hassleberry shouted.

Hassleberry then walked over to Atticus, who was in the middle of making a phone call. "Come on, pick up bitch… I know your there."

"Who you callin?" Hassleberry asked.

"That guy, Scott… head of the student body at North Academy…" Suddenly someone answered the phone. Atticus shot a huge grin on his face. "Hello, is this Scott of North Academy? Who's this you ask? It's Atticus Rhodes! I'm calling to say… huh? … YEP! … THAT'S RIGHT! The same Atticus Rhodes who banged your girlfriend… AND your sister… AND YOUR MOM!! Anyways, I was calling to say… what? … Well, if you shut the fuck up and let me talk, I'll tell you what the fuck I want. Now, did you guys over there just HAPPEN to miss a delivery a couple days ago due to 'espionage'? … YEP!! THAT'S RIGHT BABY!! THAT WAS ALL DUEL ACADEMY!! We got what you want!! Steel presents full of cool, brown goodness!!!"

Suddenly, Hassleberry snatched the phone from Atticus. "WE'RE TALKIN' BEER KEGS, BIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!!!!"

Atticus snatched the phone back and pushed Hassleberry with his other hand. "ANYWAYS, you want your kegs back? Well listen… huh? No, they aren't empty, were gonna steal your kegs, leave ALL the beer in there, and just hand them back to you… OF COURSE THEYRE GONNA BE EMPTY, YOU STUPID FUCK!! Anyways… hello? HELLO?!"

"What happened?" Hassleberry asked.

"That son of a shit hung up on me!" Atticus said. He pushed redial on his cell phone. "Hey bitch! There's one last thing I wanna tell you!"

And at the same time, Atticus and Hassleberry shouted, "BOOSH!!!"

Suddenly, Alexis walked up to her brother. "You know, you fuckers have been saying that this whole story! WHAT IS BOOSH!!"

Hassleberry and Atticus looked at each other. "Well sis…" Atticus said. "BOOSH is something you say at the end of a sentence to make it seem funny."

"It can also be used at the end of a punchline!" Hassleberry explained.

"Let's give her an example." Atticus said. "Hey Hassleberry! That Obelisk Blue chick has some tig old bitties!"

"Yeah! And so does you're mama! BOOSH!!" Hassleberry said.

"BOOSH" Atticus shouted back.

Alexis shook her head and walked away. "Fuckin' immature…"

And so, everybody went buck wild by the end of the Duelist Bowl, due to the beer. Chazz also got to beat people down, and received a few beatings by trying to sneak feels on Alexis. Jaden was obviously too into the duels to care what was going on. Yes my friends, it was a great Sunday at Duel Academy!

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A few days later, Dr. Crowler was looking through his mail. He noticed that he had an receipt in one of the letters. "Oh? What's this?"

It was at the same moment that Zane walked in the room, obviously still pissed off about someone talking shit on him. Crowler opened the letter and let out a loud, window shattering scream.

"WHO THE FUCK CHARGED THE DUELIST BOWL TO MY DAMN CREDIT CARD!? I NEVER ORDERED THIS SHIT!!!!" Crowler shouted.

"I know who did it." Zane said.

Crowler quickly ran to Zane. "YOU DO?! THEN TELL ME!! WHO'S ASS AM I GOING TO SHOVE MY $300 BOOT UP?"

"Do you know who's been talkin' shit on Zane?!" Zane asked.

"What?! HELL NO!!" Crowler responded.

Zane quickly turned around and left the room. "I aint tellin' you shit then."

Dr. Crowler was fuming mad. "ZANE!? ZANE!!! GET BACK HERE!! I DEMAND THAT YOU TELL ME WHO DID THIS SHIT!!! ZANE!? ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNE!!!!"

And so, the Brotherhood of Twilight has taken that first step towards popularity! But what's their next step? Find out next chapter!

So what did you think? Don't worry, I'll update this one again soon! Hopefully this chapter will hold you til I get my action/adventure fics taken care of! Until then, please R&R!! BOOSH!!!