Okay, I'm not really siked about this chapter. I re-read and it actually seemed pretty sucky to me but...Oh, well. You be the judge. Please, if I'm not getting these characters right please tell me! I'm pretty sure I got the main four down. It's the other ones I'm worried about. Okay, please? Right. So... Once again I have nothing to say...Weird...I think I used up all of my pointless rant on my other update. -commercial voice- See other story, In Love With A Stripper, for rant. No checks, no refunds and side-effects include dizziness, pointless-ness and about 3 minutes wasted from your life. So yeah...I'm not sure how long this chapter is but it was about 11 pages on paper so...I'm thinking it's okay. Not super, extremely long but, not super, extremely short either...

Okay so on with the story.

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Riku sighed angrily as he marched his way from the office.

Dammit! I was so close! He gnashed his teeth together with barely contained rage. Even Axel knew to stay away from this one. Riku was still pretty steamed about the almost-kiss that had almost happened in the almost caf-- I mean the cafeteria.

Dammit! I was barely 3 millimeters away! But then that stupidass Demyx had to call us in to the fucking office!

It wouldn't have even been so bad if they hadn't seen them after. But, of course, someone had it in for them. Hmm...I wonder who...(A/N: -Shifty eyes- What you looking at!?! )

Let's take short-break to have a fairly interesting flashback, shall we?

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Riku stomped and growled as he exited the lunch-room.

"Whaddya think they want?" Axel asked, absently popping a gum-bubble(1).

"I. Don't. Know. Axel." Riku spit out through clenched teeth.

"Hmm...Do ya think we could be in trouble again?"

Maybe, but one things for sure. You're about to be in even bigger trouble if you don't shut your mouth! Riku threatened silently.

"Riku...You okay, man?" Axel tilted his head, looking at his friend in mild worry. Riku unclenched his fists and let out a big sigh. It wouldn't due to blow up at Axel. He didn't really do anything. And, regardless of what it seemed like, Axel was really important to Riku. They were best friends for a reason after all, no matter how annoying he was. Although a certain brunette would become more important to the silver-head teen, just as a certain other blond would become more important to Axel. But, they don't know that yet. Let's humor them for a little bit.

"Yeah," Riku managed an assuring smile, "I'm fine." Axel grinned.

"Good. Can't have my best budd gettin' all weird on me!" Riku rolled his eyes, and grinned. The two continued, Axel chatting animately about some random (-cough, cough-) blond and Riku smirking and calling him an idiot.

"Hey look! We're here!" Axel pointed at the door.

"No, I didn't know that." Riku said, sarcastically. Axel stuck his tounge out at him.

"Well, let's go shall we go in!" Axel swung opened the door and walked in, expecting to feel the air brush against him...not an airplane flying into his nose and another one crushed beneath his feet. Axel grabbed the paper contraption and looked at Demyx. "Ya know, Demyx," he kicked aside an airplane and walked to the desk, "when my brother said you were too dumb to make a paper airplane, I don't think he meant for you to take it as a personal challenge."

"Well," Demyx stood up from he chair behind the oak desk, "Reno should've known not to challenge The Great Demyx!" Said blond stood in his chair and threw his fist to the sky, grinning his ass off with a small, "ha!" Riku looked around at all the planes littering the floors, chairs and desk of the otherwise clean room.

"And why'd you make so damn many?" He asked as he and Axel pushed the planes off the chairs in front of the desk and plopped into it. Axel kicked his feet up on the desk. Demyx's face fell as he slumped back into his chair and threw his face into a pile off messy files, mumbling something incoherent.

"What was that Demyx?" He asked, smirking. He heard him pretty damn clear, but it was fun torturing him! Demyx repeated himself, still mumbling although it was little louder now.

"Still can't hear ya, Demmy!" Axel said, grinning. Demyx sighed and lifted his head a little so that his mouth was free of tree-death(2).

"I said," finally he could be understood!, "...None of them fly..." Riku and Axel looked at each other for 3 seconds before they both, simultaneously, bust out laughing. Demyx's head snapped up and he glared at them, face red with embarrassment.

"I-It's not funny!"

"It is to-ha haha-us!" Axel wheezed out. Riku was the first to control he laughter and he pat Demyx on the shoulder, grinning so hard his mouth felt like it would fall off.

"Awww! Is poor wittle Demmy sad?" Riku teased in a mocking toddler's voice, "Want me to make a pwane for you?" Demyx glared.

"Shut up, Riku!" He said, punching him in the arm.

"Aww! Is that anyway to treat a concerned student?"

"Concerned my ass..." Demyx muttered.

"Ya know, you being a teacher, I have to ask," Axel faked a concerned and serious tone, although his grin gave it all away, "are you aloud to say that? And in front of the children no less!" Demyx face-vaulted.

"Please don't tell Zexion! Please!"

"Aw, don't worry Demmy! We won't tell your boyfriend." Axel said, patting him on the back. Demyx blushed and sputtered,

"H-He's not my b-boyfriend!"

"Sure Demmy," Axel grinned, "Don't worry. You and The Big P.'s secret is safe with me!" He said, making zipping motions with his hands.

"Kay so," Riku interrupted what would probably be a very interesting conversation, "Why'd you call us down here? I'm pretty sure in wasn't to talk about your relationship with the principle." He smirked. Demyx blushed slightly but sat back, giving Riku a careful look. One that Riku didn't miss. He was instantly suspicious.

"What is it?"

"Sephiroth called." Instantly the friendly feeling in the air changed. Riku winced. His father was always a touchy subject.

Now Sephiroth wasn't a bad person, really, he just...wasn't the greatest Dad. While he did own a multi-billion dollar company and supplied Riku with every want and need, he wasn't around too much. Riku was alone in that big house all by himself, with only his mother to accompany him. And things only got worse when she died. She was the only one who was there for him, emotionally, and when she died the only ones left were the maids. For a couple of months he wouldn't eat, he wouldn't speak and he slept the days away hugging her picture close, as if it were his life line which, at that time, was most likely true. He was 6(3) at the time.

"Yeah?" Riku rose a brow, trying to look as if he didn't care. Axel, for the most part, stayed silent. He knew of his best friend's family issues.

"He just, uh, wanted to tell you that, um, he won't be home for a while so..." Demyx wrung his hands nervously, his head down. No one ever wants to be the bearer of bad news and he, too, knew of Riku's issues. After spending a lot of time in your office you get to know a person. Riku sighed.

"Alright." He gave Demyx a small smile, calming the nervous blond a little.

"Okaaaay!!!" Axel broke the silence, "Soooo, was that it?" Demyx grinned.

"Nope! You my friend, have to clean up the mess from you "experiment". "

-BRIIIING-

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After that they had walked back to the cafeteria only to find their 'playmates' gone.

"Aw man!" Axel whined, "I wanted to see Roxy!!!" Riku sighed.

Oh well, he thought, we'll see them again sooner or later.

"Alrighty then!" Axel shouted. "It's off to our next class!"

"Which would be..."

"Uh..." Axel took a quick look to the scribbled words on his arm, "Study hall!"

"Axel, do you seriously write our schedules on your arm every day?"

"Well...yeah...I mean, how else would we know where to go?" Riku rolled his eyes.

"I'm seriously starting to question why I hang out with you..."

"It's because I'm just so darn lovable!!" Axel grinned, throwing his arm around Riku's shoulder. Riku laughed.

"Whatever. Let's just go."

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OMG!!! IT'S TEH LINE BREAKER!!! IT WILL DESTORY US ALLLL!!!!!!!!

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Roxas sighed as he sank down into his desk, Sora one desk to the right of him.

"Well," the blond sighed, "at least we don't have them in our class..." he grumbled, referring to pair of certain cute-looking boys. (A/N: Ain't that the truth...Call me boy crazy lol)

"Yeah...I never really realized how many classes we have with them until today..."

"Well that's because their new favorite pass-time is annoying the hell outta us.." Roxas groaned and pulled his hands down his face, "And now we're gonna have to deal with them even more!"

"C'mon Roxas!" Sora beamed, "It's just drama! How bad can it be?"

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Oh, you poor poor ignorant bastards...mua ha ha...BWA HA HA...kuku ku...

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"Okay. Room C214, C216, C218...C220! Right here!" Sora exclaimed, pointing to a shining silver plaque above the door. His eyes dropped to the door window only to find it blocked by a lime-colored poster. Roxas also turned his gaze to the poster.

"Drama Room. Ms. Fushia. Drama owns your soul...Ja ne...?" He read, "What?"

"Umm..Okay...weird poster." Sora mumbled. Roxas gave him a look and pushed the door open.

"Uh...hello?" No answer. "Hmm. I guess we're the only ones here." Roxas slowly moved inside. There were a couple of rickety old desks and the air was chilly. They still had a chalkboard, old green carpet and the paint on the walls was kind of if-y.

"Man! This room is old!" Sora gaped.

"They still have a freaking chalkboard!"

"Yeah. I actually requested that. I always loved playing with the chalkboards!"

"Ehhhhh!?" The two quickly spun around to face their new 'teacher'.

I bet you're expecting some wrinkling old shrew with bad breath, eye problems and serious mental issues, right? Well you expected wrong! Well...maybe she does have issues...but that's not important! The important thing is that Fushia looked as if she was only nineteen years old(which the boys would later find out she actually was). She had long jet-black hair streaked with silver, gold and red. Her bangs were feathered and were streaked the same way. She was wearing baggy green-gray cargos that matched her eyes and she was wearing a camouflage shirt that read, 'The voices in my head think you should stop staring at my chest so hard'. She had a tattoo of a star on her wrist and it the stars trail, in small cursive letters, was the phrase, 'Starlight Star-bright'.

"Who're you?" Roxas asked. You definitely don't look old enough to be our teacher.

"Why, I am your teacher! Geez, I definitely didn't get any smart kids this time." Fushia walked across the room and threw her red Nike backpack in the chair behind her desk.

"Hey!" Sora put his hands on his hips. "What are you saying!"

"Well you definitely aren't the sharpest bulb in the shed, are ya, Bub?" She laughed, grinning. Sora bristled while Roxas just rose a brow.

"Sharpest bulb in the shed?" He repeated. Fushia walked back over and gave him a pat on the back, smiling cheerfully.

"I'll tell ya when you're older." The room was silent.

"...You're weird..." Roxas commented.

"Well, duhh! Do you think I could be a drama teacher if I was normal?" She threw back, "Besides! Who else could burn down an auditorium?"

"Did somebody just say burn?"

"Hey! Axel-buddy!" Fushia squealed and glomped the red-head. Roxas growled but soon cut himself off.

Wait...What the fuck? Why the hell was I growling? (A/N: It's because you're the possessive uke type!)

"Oh my gosh! It's frickin' Tinky Winky!" Fushis leaped off of Axel (who had fallen to the floor) and did the same to Riku.

"Dammit, Fushia! How many times have I told you to stop calling me that?!" Riku gave her an annoyed look. She just smiled.

"I stopped counting after 1." She grinned. "Anyhoo! So what're your names?" She asked, motioning to the two 'new kids'.

"Roxas."

"I'm Sora!"

"Ooooo-tay then! So now you guys are officially Drama Dudes. The rest of 'em will get here soon!"

"The rest?" Sora asked, tilting his head in a puppy-like fashion. (A/N: All bow down to the mighty and adorable puppy-tilt! Bow I say! BOW, DAMMIT!!!!...Sorry...)

"Yep! There's Marluxia, Larxene, Xigbar, Luxord and I think that's it!" Axel said counting on his fingers.

"Thhhhhaaaaaat's right!" Fushia chirped. Roxas groaned.

"Isn't Marluxia that guy who dyed his hair pink and wears purple shirts all the time?"

"Yep!" Fushia nodded, "That would be the one!"

"Man!" He groaned louder, "That is so gay!" And, once again, he groaned, completely unaware of the effect he was having on a rather strained-looking redhead.

"Aww! That's not true!" Fushia grinned, and leaned toward Riku, "Only real men wear light purple, right Riku?"(4) She laughed and elbowed him in the stomach lightly. Riku rolled his eyes, glaring.

"My hair is not light purple!"

"Sure, Riku, suuuuuure," she said, making shooing motions with her hands. "Whatever helps you sleep at night."

"Hey-aa, guys!!!" A bubbly pinkle haired guy waltzed in.

"Hey-aa, Luxy!!!" Fushia glomped the teen standing in the doorway. "What's sizzlin'?" She asked, giving him a sloppy grin.

"Bacon and eggggsssss!!!!" He sang. And that's when Roxas grabbed Sora and slowing backed away from happiness in human form.

"Yum-ness! So where's Shark?"

"Oh she's out torturing some poor innocent soul!"

"Correction," well speak of the devil, "was out torturing some poor innocent soul."

"Hey Shark! What up!" Fushia rushed to the lightning-bright blond haired girl and put an arm around her shoulder.

"Hey Larxene!" Marluxia glomped her.

"Hn." Marluxia and Fushia let go and counted down. 3...2...1...

"Larxene!" Axel jumped the girl so hard they both fell to the floor. And there Roxas went with the mild growling.

"Axel. Get off of me or I'll fill your bed with mustard and poisonous spiders again." Axel quickly jumped off and cowered behind Roxas, who gave him a wilting look. Yeah... Axel was allergic to mustard...and spiders...

"Dude, where the hell did Riku go?" Fushia asked but cut her self off as she saw him harassing Sora in the corner. "Oh, never mind." Roxas stomped over and pulled Sora to his side, away from the silver (A/N: -cough-purple!-cough) haired menace, glaring at him. "Anyway," Fushia continued, "Is everyone here?"

"Nope!" Luxord and Xigbar still have to get heeeeeeeeerrrreeeee!!!!!"

"Marluxia. Stop singing." Larxene sighed in annoyance.

"But Larxyyy!!! It's funnn!!!"

"No seriously, Luxia. Stop." Fushia flicked his ear.

"Aw! But---"

"Hey guys," announced the entrance of Xigbar and Luxord, "what's up?"

"Good! You guys are here! Friggin finally!" Fushia squealed and walked over the Roxas and Sora. "These are the newbies." She announced. Roxas looked them over and waved slightly and Sora gave them and eye-blinding smile.

Luxord looked Sora up and down. "...The brown-haired kid's gonna cry first."

"No way!" Xigbar protested. "The blond is SO going down!"

"Is that a bet I'm sensing?" Luxord asked, smile slyly. Xigbar turned to Roxas and once more scrutinized him.

"...You're on!"

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(1)I always pictured Axel as the bubble-gum type. Loll

(2)Tree-Death is what I call paper

(3)What is it with my stories and the age 6? Whatever -shrug-

(4)Gotta give props to redwing55's story Gravity for that line. You should read it! It's great! That one-lady (the crazy one) acts just like my mom, I swear!!! Loll And people wonder why I have issues!

See? I told ya the characters were probably waaaaay OOC. I don't know most of their personalities so...

Anyway! Review and tell me if I got em wrong! Marluxia's gonna stay the same though. The only story I read with him in it he was a hyper/evil person so...yeah.

REVIEW OR ELSE ILL SICK MY RABID F.B.I. AGENT MONKEYS ON YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!