Okay, so. I actually put this story up for adoption but then Cherry-ai gave me such totally AWESOME reviews that I HAD to continue! You rock Cherry-Pop! Anywhoo, yes I know you're all growling and foaming at the mouth for me being this late but, what can I say, I HATE typing, yo. Anyway, enjoy and review or I will (-insert threat here-). Got it? Good. Oh, and for future reference, don't ask me questions. I have a head-ache and I'll probably make fun of you. There is some good news, though. I have NEVER gotten a flame! Ever! Yay! If any of you even THINK to flame me I will (-refer to other threat-) you pointless little losers!!! XP Also, Am I the only one who is really pissed at Harry for cutting his hair in the The Order Of The Pheonix movie? I LOVED his hair and then the little bastard had to cut it! NOOOO!!!!!!!
Muusica: -vein- Kindly ignore the idiot ...
Me: Well, that wasn't very nice!
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Me: Um...so? Go in the back and get some my size, betch!
Muusica:...I am sad to be able to say I actually know where that came from...
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Muusica: Sigh. She does not own anything becuase if she did, all your favorite characters would look like stick figures with names drawn on them.
Me: Yeah...That's probably true, yo...Anyway! On the the fic!
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-----Me: Right! Hey everyone! This chapter is DEDICATED TO CHERRY-AI!!!! Sorry for it being so late.
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Okay. This chapter is a time-skip coz I was gettin' a little bored with how slow everything was goin'.
Ooooooooooooooo-tay then! That's all! Now you guys can FINALLY read the much awaited chapter!!!
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About 2 weeks later...at the practice of the COMPLETELY original (cough) play, Kingdom Hearts: The Musical.
It was a very normal day in the life of Destiny High.
"No dammit, Wakka!!! I said put it over there you pathetic son of a watch-yo-mouth!!!"
Yep. All was right with the world...
"Sorry Fushia!" Wakka squeaked, in a very "manly" way of course, and scurried accross the stage to put the prop in the right place.
"Theeeeere we go!" Fushia patted the top of Wakka's head. "Here. Have a lollipop."
"That's oka- mmpf!" And there Fushia left the poor, orange-topped boy on his ass with a lollipop shoved down his throat. Right.
Moving on...
So, wondering where we are, eh? We're in Destiny High's audortorium. You know the deal. Green auditorium curtains. Wooden stage. Rows of red, bendy seats. Trees in every corner with trash cans next to 'em. And, the most important place, Back-stage. Which is where our favorite people are right now. Well SOME of our favorite people anyways...
"Okay puppies! I made a few changes to the scripts so ya'll better learn your new lines real quick, fast and in a hurry!" Fushia said to the 'Drama Gang'. "Here ya go!" Fushia smiled and handed Xigbar and Luxord their scripts. They shrugged and went off to do something unrelevent to the story. "Okay. Here's Sorie's..."Fushia peaked behind Roxas, where Sora was hiding, "...script?"
"What's wrooooonnggg with him?" Marluxia asked in that singly voice of his. Larxene's eye twitched. Roxas sighed.
"Ms. Fushia scared him." He explained. Everyone ignored the quiet "Did not!" coming from Sora.
"Ew. Don't call me Ms. It makes me feel like a teacher." Fushia shuddered. "Eurgh." Roxas sweatdropped.
"I hate to tell you this but, you ARE a teacher." Roxas thought for a moment then added, "And I won't even question if "Eurgh" is even a noise." Damn, he thought, why'd he have to get stuck with all the crazies? Oh yeah. Because the world had it in for him.
Eurgh.
"So Fushia. Where's our scrpits." Axel asked, popping a gum-bubble.
"Oh. Here ya go. No need to get all demanding." Fushia said, wiggling her fingers. She threw Axel's, Riku's, and Roxas's script in the air. "Catch." She ruffled Sora's hair and handed him his. "There ya go, sweetie! You're just sooooo adorable!"
"I am NOT!" He whined.
Riku snorted. "I beg to differ." He mumbled.
"What was that, Riku?" Roxas asked with Evil Eyes.
"Nothing!" Riku laughed nervously and started flipping through his script. Riku's expression switched to one of the 'Exuse me?' type. "What the hell is this? Marluxia summons his Manly Petuinias of Death? What the hell!?" Marluxia grabbed his script from Fushia's backpack.
"haha! Coooolie!" He sang, giggling. Larxene rolled her eyes.
"I'm to mature for this," she growled and rolled her eyes. She grabbed her script and walked off, Marluxia following. And STILL the guy was singing. Riku continued skimming through his script until he suddenly stopped. Fushia saw this and smirked, crossing her arms.
"Yeah. I thought you'd like that."
"I shall never doubt thee again."
"I'll hold you to that. Alrighty then." She grabbed Sora by the back of his shirt and dropped him in front of Riku. "Have fuuuun!" She winked. "Not too much though, alright?"
"So Sora," Riku grinned slyly, "Let's go practice our scripts..." The silver-haired teen grabbed Sora's wrist and then proceeded to drag the wild-eyed brunette all the way off to the deep, dark trenches of hell. Whooooo!!!!!!...Okay, so maybe he just went to stage left...
Inner Sora: Nooooooooo!!!! Don't send me away with him! He'll do all those weird things that make my tummy feel weird!!!
Ah-ah-ah. You said weird twice. That's a double negative so it doesn't count! Or...something like that...
Whatever.
Inner Sora: Nooooooooo!!!!!
Roxas growled, "Oh no you don't..." The blonde started to walk off toward Tinkie Winkie but he was stopped by Fushia, who had him by the wrist.
"WHOA there lil buddy!" She said, waggling her finger at him," You still have a script to practice, mister! You silly goose, you! Now come, my little hatchlings!!" She turned and started walking away, Roxas grumbling after her and Axel absently popping a gum bubble.
"Dammit Wakka! That's not how the lighting is supposed to be!!!"
"Sorry, Fushia!!!"
"Theeeeeeeeere ya go! Here. Have a lollipop."
"No! That's oka-mmph!!!"
"Oh, my God." Roxas stopped walking and looked at his script mouth agape.
"You shouldn't leave your mouth open like that," Axel grinned and popped a bubble,"Someone might be tempted."
Roxas looked at him..."Ms. Fushiaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"
"What did I tell you about calling me Ms, you damn emo."
"What is this?" He asked, letting the 'emo' thing slide. This was a life or death situation afterall. He pointed to a few lines in the script.
"Umm...Roxas?" Fushia spoke slowly, as if to a child. "That is a scriiiipt..Do you understaaaaand me?"
Roxas turned the script and read, "Axel kisses Roxas and grabs. His. Butt!!!
Axel gum popped all over his mouth.
"Umm..." Fushia looked at the script, "That's..pretty much the gist of it, yeah."
"I refuse!"
"You sure you feel up to that," Fushia's navy eyes glinted dangerously,"friend.." Roxas gulped and shook his head. "Good!" Fushia smiled and clapped her hands together. "Not let's get started, my peeps!" Axel finally got over his shock and used his tounge to get his gum back in his mouth. "You two practice while the authoress thinks of some excuse to get me away from you two! Now get yer ass on stage, Roxas! Shoo, shoo!" Fushia walked away and started yelling at poor, defenseless Wakka.
"Looks like we don't have a choice," Axel popped a bubble and winked at Roxas, grinning, "Foxy Roxy." Roxas sputtered and turned red.
"Oh we are sooooooo beyond not doing that part." He declared. Axel laughed and put his hands in the Don't Shoot position.
"Okay, okay" He chuckled, "We'll do another part."
"Good." Roxas huffed.
"Alright. Let's do...page...27." Axel said, flipping through his script. Roxas flipped to that page and turned a bright red.
"What?! No! Noooo,no,no,no,no,no! You kiss me in this scene!"
"Well, most of the scenes have us kissing so you could either give me a kiss," Axel grinned and his eyes flickered to Roxas's butt, "or I could grab some ass. Your choice."
"...Page 27 it is..."
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"So Sorie, let's practice our lines." Sora and Riku were sitting in stage left. Sora in front of one of the vanity mirrors and Riku in some random chair next to him.
"O-okay...But you have to stay at least 2 feet away from me!"
Riku laughed and pet Sora's head. "Ha ha, nooot a chance." Sora pouted and and threw Riku's hand off his head. Riku smirked and looked down at his script. "You go first, Sorie."
"Fine...And don't call me that!" Riku whistled and looked away. Sora glared at him but gave up and just looked down at his script. "Umm...Okay. Here it goes." Sora took a deap breath. "I looked for you everywhere. I mean I...I really missed you.."(1)
"Sora...there's something I need to tell you. I've been keeping this secret for awhile now. Ever since Destiny Islands." Riku grabbed Sora hands and pulled him close, looking straight into his eyes. Sora's blush had NOTHING to do with his acting skills. "I love you." Sora looked away, trying to calm himself down.
It's JUST the script, he told himself, Get a grip! Somehow, the thought didn't make him feel as good as it should've. "I- but...W-what about Kairi?"
"What about her, Sora?"
"I mean I-"
"Sora, I love you. Nothing else matters."
"But Riku--"
"Sora..." Riku leaned closer and his eyes flickered to Sora's lips. "How about I just kiss you..."
"R-Riku, this-this isn't in t-the script..." Sora gulped and backed up a little Riku grabbed him and smirked. He pulled him closer and put his lips to Sora's ear..
"I know..." Sora's eyes went wide and he blushed. Hard. Riku planted feather light kisses all over his face to right in front and he let his lips hover just above Sora's. "...I like to improvise..." He murmured and just as he went for the kiss----
"Hey Riku!!!!"
Ahhhh so close.
Sora pulled back so fast I think he got whiplash. Riku groaned in frustration and put his face in his hands.
"Hey Kairi..." He grumbled.
"Who's this cutie?" 'Kairi' waved at Sora flirtatiously and brushed her pinkish reddish hair behind her ear. Sora blushed and looked away.
Back off! Inner Riku growled and huggled his Sora plushie, He's mine!
"Um...my name's S-Sora." Aww...poor Sora. A couple of weeks ago he was just 'That kid with the jacked up hair' and now he's constantly getting flirted with.
"So Sora," Kairi sat down between them, "you're in the play? Cool, me too! I mean, duhh, all the characters are named after us but, I mean, like, what's up with that anyway? Yeah, Fushia's always been a little of the weird side but she's okay. You know in the story me and you like each other?" Kairi took a much need breath and winked at Sora. She actually looked like her eye got tired of her and was trying to break free.(2)
"I-I know." Sora bit his lips and averted his eyes. Oh yeah, Sora. That makes you look TEN TIMES less adorable. Really. GREAT job...NOT!
"Yeah," Riku growled and pulled the bright-red Sora into his lap, "but he ends up with ME."
And cue the glaring match...
"U-um.." Sora glance between them nervously, "I'm just gonna...go..somewhere else.." Sora tried to get up but Riku growled so he sat back down and just sqeaked instead.
"No. It's fine. Kairi was just leaving." Riku threw a meaningful look at Kairi that promised many bad things if she didn't get her ass outta there in 5 seconds. Kairi huffed and stood up, rolling her eyes.
"Bye Sora-baby." Kairi waved at Sora and bent down to Riku's ear. "Don't think this is over." Riku snorted.
"Bye. Kairi-baby."
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"Alright. Fine. Let's do this." A blonde grumbled and crossed his arms, hoping to God the ground would open up and swallow him. And chew. A red-head on the other hand...
Innner Axel: Yes! Yes, yes, yes! I get to kiss my Rooooxy! I get to kiss my Rooooxy! Roxy Dance! And here we watched Inner Axel get 'jiggy with it'. Stop! Hammer Time!
"Uh, Axel?" Roxas waved a hand in front of Axel's drooling face. "You okay?
"Huh? Oh! Yeah, Yeah. I'm fine. Heh Heh." Axel laughed and scratched the back of his head nervously. "Right, um, Okay."
Roxas looked at his script and back to the other boy, "You go first."
"Uhh, right!" Axel glanced at his script and then grabbed Roxas, who 'eep'ed quietly, by the waist. Roxas blushed slightly and looked down.
Inner Roxas: Dammit! Why is it that I'm blushing 24:7 nowadays!!!
Axel took Roxas's right hand in his own and kept his left on his waist. "Roxas I-"
"No!" Roxas glanced at the script and pushed Axel away. He took a deep breath. "I need to know. Do you really love me? Or is this just a false love?" And to quote Roxas's thoughts: What the hell?
Axel shook the blonde the blonde gently but Roxas kept his head down. "Roxas, I love you with all my heart. You are my sky and earth. Nothing matters in all the worlds but you." Roxas scuffled his feet.
"I wish I could believe that," He sighed, "But what about--"
"Stop it! Just stop! Roxas, look at me," Axel gently dropped Roxas's hand and cupped his cheek(on his face! ). "I love you. Can't you just try to believe me?"
Whoa, Roxas sighed in content and leaned into Axel's hand. Whoa...WHOA! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa. Okay. Hold on a minute! It's the script! Get a frickin' grip, Roxas!
Axel slowly caressed Roxas's cheek and smiled and his saw the blank, blissful look the simple action caused to bloom over the smaller boy's face. Axel looked directly into Roxas's eyes, showing him how much he REALLY wanted this and slowly brought their lips together.
And to recap both of their thoughts:
Wow...
Wow...
WHOA BABY!!!!
Oh, wait. I think that last one was mine...
Roxas leaned up into Axel and shyly put his arms around the red-head's neck just as Axel slowly but surely but wrapped his arms around Roxas's waist. Roxas didn't care that he was kissing who, only 5 weeks ago, he would've thought was a nuisance. All he cared about at the moment was the wonderful sparks spreading throughout his whole body.
"Axel..." he sighed softly into the senior's mouth.
"Well hot damn! I knew Axel could act but damn blondie! Didn't know you had it in ya!" Fushia shouted and made a loud cat-call.
Roxas just away so fast he flew 5 feet away. Landed flat on his ass, too. Ouch...
"Roxas!"
"Huh? Sora?"
"Yeah!" Roxas looked to his left where Sora was running towards. The brunette ran to his side and knelt down next to him. "Are you okay?!"
"Huh? Oh! Uh, yeah." Roxas swallowed hard.
"Are you sure? You look kinda red."
"Yeah, uh, I'm f-fine." Sora gave him a look that quickly stated he didn't believe him. Roxas gave him The Eyebrows of Much Meaning and Sora gave him The Glare of You'll Tell Me Later Or Else and Roxas gave him The Eye Roll of Fine But I Won't Like It. And the others watched and decided they had to learn to speak Eye.
"Alright." Sora pulled him to his feet. "Because class is almost over. Good thing this is last period."
"Aw, dude! My play is gonna be SO awesome!!!" Fushia grinned and pumped her fists in the air. Riku rolled his eyes, smiling.
"Oh yeah!" Axel yelled.
"Whoo!!!" And the two did The Good Guy Pose together. Sora snickered.
"You guys look so dumb." They blinked.
"Yeah, we've learned to accept that." They said in unison.
It was then that a thought punched Roxas in the stomach and kneed him in his man-gina. He had just given Axel his first kiss! And for a damn play!
No, he thought, I wanted it to be special! With someone who I loved!..And..who loved me... Roxas bit his lip and blinked back tears, his only sound a small intake of breath. Unfortunately for him, one blue-eyed brunette noticed. Sora nudged him with his elbow.
"You sure you're okay?" He asked, wringing his hands in worry. Roxas smiled weakly.
"Yeah...Yeah, definately."
--BRIiIiIiIiIiIiIIiIiING--
"Oh, well. We'd better go." Sora said, glancing at Roxas.
Riku and Fushia gave each other a look and Axel stared at Roxas.
"You...You okay?" He asked, cautiously.
"Yeah. Of course I am. Geez, why is everyone so focused on me. Look! That tree just...ate Wakka!"
"Dude..." Fushia shook her head, "No one fell for that..."
Axel caught Roxas's eye and held it.
"Hey, Roxas. Maybe we should just leave..." Sora suggested.
"..Yeah..." Roxas said, slowly still staring into Axel's teal eyes.
"Okay, bye you guys!" Sora smiled and waved to Fushia and Riku, careful to avoid eye-contact with the The Tinkie Winkie.
"Yeah. Bye Fushia. Riku. Umm...Axel..." Roxas and Sora ran across the HUGE auditorium to the door. Sora waving and Roxas just chunked up the Deuce(4).
"Bye Baby Spice!!!" Fushia called after them and heard the echo of "I told you not to call me that!" from Sora.
Axel and Riku just stared after them. One smiling and the other frowning with worry. Axel watched as Roxas calmly scrammed and wondered what was wrong with him. And right when the door was closing after them Roxas turned back to Axel and the the senior saw the tears in his eyes.
What the hell? Whats wrong with him! Axel thought, biting his lip. "What did I do?" He mumbled under his breath. "I have to fix this. But...why was Roxas crying?" And then a though hit him...
Oh, my God! Xigbar won the bet! Oh wait...no...Sora cried last week when Fushia yelled at him for messing up the set...
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(1) In case you didn't notice, that line was supposed to be like the one in KH2 when Sora first found Riku.
(2) Yep. Kairi's a bitch in my story. I really don't mind her cause she's nice but I needed her to be a bitch so sorry Kairi-lovers.
(3) Oh, dude, that was goooooooood.
(4) Oh, yeah. He's sooooooooooooo gangster.
YAY! Muusica's sleeping! No evil things butting in!
Yo Cherry-Pop, I'ma use your idea for next chappie. Might take a little while to get here but, then again, I AM a little bored with it. OMS! I remember my English Teach telling me something!
Ms.Kelly : Loren! You can't just get bored with a story and toss it out! Every story is like a child and needs to be nutured and cared for!
Me:...Ya know, this is actually one of the weirder things you've said.
Ms.Kelly: Yeah. I thought about this one.
Alrighty then. Umm...I had something to say...but I forgot... OMS!!!! I DROPPED MY SKITTLE!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!! THE WORLD IS ENDING!!! WAAAAHHHH!!!! My poor, poor Skittle! I shall mourn you and--Hey! Chewy you damn mutt back off my skittle!!!! dnkasn;fjkd;ank;fdasfa!!!!! The damn dog ATE my skittle!!!!
Dude, I'm pissed.
Pinche bootleggers. Well I guess this is Teh End so, Till next chapter!!!! Have a nice day!!!! And I'm getting my damn skittle back Chewy! Peace out!
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