Ng… Ok… you know how I told you all that I was gonna temporarily discontinue this fic? Well, wait no longer! I FINALLY found a direction in which I wanna take this fic! (that and all your emails and reviews to continue this fic made the difference). So I hope you enjoy!! Here we go!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh GX. Wouldn't it be cool if I did, though?
6:30pm. A storm began to brew. Dark clouds surrounded Academy Island as rain began to pour. It wasn't long before the thunder and lightning started. A small boat braved the rough waters and docked in the harbor. A small figure dressed in a black robe stepped out of the boat. He tightened the hood over his big ears and looked up at Duel Academy. He nodded, then began to dash towards it.
Inside the Chancellor's office, Sheppard was gathering things together, as if he was getting ready to go on a trip.
"Another day, another dollar! Time to get home. If I hurry, I can make it in time to see Girls Next Door! I love Kendra! She's so hot!" Sheppard said to himself.
Suddenly, Dr. Crowler busted through the door. "Chancellor Sheppard! You have a… visitor!"
"What? Who would make an appointment at this time of hour! Tell him I'm gone for the day! I gotta go see that sexy Kendra!"
"Um… I'd love to sir, but… there's a major flaw…" Crowler said sheepishly.
"And that is…?"
The small, hooded figure walked into the room. "I'm already here." Sheppard dropped his briefcase full of paperwork as his mouth dropped. He looked up at the tall, slender Dr. Crowler. "Thank you for showing me the way in, but your services are no longer needed." He then began motioning his hands as if he were shooing Crowler away. "Shoo. Shoo."
"WELL I NEVER!" Crowler shouted as he walked out the room
The figure walked over to one of the chairs that faced Sheppard's desk. It jumped into the chair and got comfortable, reclined and had it's feet on the desk.
"Long time no see, Mr. Sheppard! You don't call, you don't write… hell, you don't even email! I thought we were friends… HEY! ARE THOSE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS?!" The figure dove across the desk to grab a handful of peanut butter cups candies that Sheppard had in a bowl on his desk.
"We are NOT friends!" Sheppard said firmly. " What is the meaning of this intrusion?!"
The figure was too busy stuffing peanut butter cups into it's mouth inside his hood to notice Sheppard. "DAMN I LOVE THESE THINGS!!"
"I ASKED YOU A QUESTION!" Sheppard shouted.
"Hold your horses, cue ball! I'll answer your little question when I'm done!" the figure said.
"… Those aren't for you, you know." Sheppard said.
"THEY ARE NOW!" The figure said back. He turned to Sheppard. "So… you should know why I'm here. The head honcho wants to know if you made up your mind yet."
"I don't know what you're talking about." Sheppard said.
"Don't play dumb, chrome dome. You know DAMN well what I'm talking about!" the figure responded.
"My answer is still the same, you disrespectful little…"
"Hey. Name calling isn't necessary."
"YOU STARTED IT, YOU RAT!!"
The figure jumped out of the chair. "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!! I AM NOT A RAT!"
"I will not!" Sheppard said. "I believe you know the door. See your way out. And don't let it hit you on the ass on your way out."
"Nope. I'm not going anywhere until you give me a reason why you wont surrender the school."
"I don't own the school. Seto Kaiba does!"
"Bullshit!"
"IT'S THE TRUTH!!"
The walked closer to Sheppard. "Listen full moon. If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, Ill light a cigarette and shove it up there myself!"
"Good idea." Sheppard said.
"Look. I'm trying to do this the easy way. I'll ask you one last time. WILL YOU SIGN OVER DUEL ACADEMY TO US!? If it's a matter of money…"
"It's NOT a matter of money! And my answer still stands! NO! Get that through your thick ass skull!"
The figure nodded. "…Ok. Just remember, we gave you a chance. You just sealed your own fate."
"Blow me." Sheppard said.
The figure turned around and began to walk out the room. As he opened the door, Crowler, Bonaparte, Satyr, Fonda Fontaine, and Mr. Stein fell from the door to the ground.
"No need to bow, people. You have your whole lives for that once our ultimate plan is underway." The stranger said as it stepped over the Duel Academy staff and left the area.
Crowler quickly got up and ran to Sheppard. "Chancellor!! Chancellor!! What was THAT all about? Is Duel Academy in a crisis… again?"
Sheppard was staring at the storm through the window. His sights were set on the figure that that was seen leaving the academy.
"Chancellor!" Crowler said.
Still, Sheppard didn't respond.
"Chancellor Sheppard!! IS DUEL ACADEMY IN…"
"I HEARD YOU, GOD DAMMIT!!!" Sheppard shouted. "I was hoping that I had seen the last of that guy… but now… my greatest fears have come into play…"
"But… who was that?" Bonaparte asked. (with that corny French music playing in the background.
"That… was the leader of a threat even greater than Sartorious OR the Shadow Riders all rolled into one!!" Sheppard said. "Yes… that dark figure was none other than…"
Fontaine suddenly closed the door as Sheppard revealed the identity of the hooded figure. All of the teachers could be heard screaming!
O O O O O O O O
A secret base. Located in an unknown location. Deep under the ground, an elevator touched down at the ground level, and that figure was seen walking out. He walked down a long hallway and into a secluded room, where a giant tube filled with a mysterious fluid attached to a computer system. Inside the tube, a brain was floating around inside. Once the figure walked in, he kneeled before it.
"Rise." The brain said.
The figure stood up. "The message has been sent."
"And Mr. Sheppard… did he… resist?"
"Just as you predicted, master."
"I… thought so… well then… it is time… for us… to finally… to … take over… Duel Academy… and then… the world!!"
"But Master… don't we need to take over Duel Monsters in general?"
"You leave… that to… me. You just… worry about… getting me … a body. OH! And those… Sacred Beast… cards."
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I HAVE TO GO BACK TO DUEL ACADEMY?! BUT I JUST LEFT THAT HELL HOLE!"
"Do you… question my… orders?!"
"N-no… no sir…"
"Well then… you may… take your… leave."
"Yes sir."
The figure kneeled again, then turned and left the room. "I do not BELIEVE this shit!" He went inside the elevator, then took it up to the floor level.
O O O O O O O O
The storm began to get worse and worse by the hour. However, inside the Obelisk Blue Boys Dorm, there was a party that was heating up! Everyone was invited, even Slifer Reds! This was a different party however. It was a Toga party hosted by none other than the Brotherhood of Twilight. Everyone in the room was wearing Togas. Except for Zane. He was there for a different reason.
Zane walked around, as if he was scouting the area. A random student ran up to him.
"YO ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!! ISNT THIS PARTY THE SWEETEST!?" he said. Zane grabbed the kid by his toga and slammed him against the wall.
"HAVE YOU BEEN TALKIN SHIT ABOUT ZANE!?!" He shouted.
"W-what?! N-no, man!!" the scared student said.
"You'd better not be lying to me… because I WILL find out. And after that happens… well… they'll need tweezers to pick up the pieces of you." Zane said. He then picked up the student and threw him onto a table of food, completely destroying the table and sending food EVERYWHERE!
"YEAH!! NOW THIS PARTY IS HEATING UP!!" another student said. He ran over and grabbed a hand full of chip dip, and began throwing it at random people. It was then that Hassleberry walked by and grabbed his throwing arm, putting it into a submission hold.
"AAAAAHHHH!!!" The student shouted.
"YOU GONNA PAY FOR THAT DIP, SON?!"
"AAAAAHHHH!!! COME ON MAN, THIS SHIT HURTS!!"
"Then stop fuckin up our party!!" Hassleberry shouted. Next he threw the student out the window.
Meanwhile, Jaden sat on the couch with Atticus, Bastion, and Alexis. (Of course, Alexis wasn't wearing a toga either.
"Yeah! This is some party! Took us a while to put it together though!" Atticus said.
"Yes, of course… the planning, the food, the location, the…"
"We get the point, Bastion." Atticus said.
Suddenly, Syrus ran through the hall, right past them. "TOGA!! TOGA!! TOGA!!"
"You know, how many times is he going to do that?! That shit is starting to get annoying!!" Jaden said. He stood up and looked over the couch. "SYRUS!! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN SOMEWHERE!!" Jaden then sat back down. "Idiot… must be a Trusedale thing. Just look at the oldest one over there… throwing students around, acting like he's all hard. But he's not! HES NOT!"
Jaden then looked over the couch again. "ZANE, YOU STUPID FAG!! STUPID FAG!!" He then quickly sat back down.
"Have you lost your mind?!" Alexis said.
Zane suddenly turned around. "OH HELL NAW!!! WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!" He grabbed a nearby broom, and began to swat every person in his sight. Frightened students began to run out of the Obelisk Blue Dorm. They were running so fast their togas fell out. In the end, there were students running in all directions butt naked.
Syrus suddenly stopped running. "Hey… I didn't know it was a naked mile…" He then stripped his toga, then took off running after all the other students. "NA-KED!! NA-KED!! NA-KED!!"
Zane ran out the dorm, looked around, then followed a group of naked students into the bushes. "TALK SHIT ABOUT ZANE WILL YOU?! I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS SO BAD WITH THIS BROOM YOU'LL BE PULLING SPLINTERS OUT OF YOUR ASSES FOR MONTHS!!!"
Jaden, Atticus, Bastion, and Alexis walked outside.
"Why do I get the feeling we're gonna get called into Crowler's office tomorrow morning for this shit…?" Jaden asked.
Atticus suddenly smacked him upside the head.
"OWW! Dude, what the fuck? That was NOT cool!" Jaden said.
"You NEED to watch your damn mouth!" Atticus said.
"I concur. One of these days, Zane is going to find out you're the one badmouthing him. Then he's gonna beat you like a government mule." Bastion said.
"Whatever. Zane's a punk bitch. Always was, always will be." Jaden said, leaning against a wall.
"Well one thing's for sure… we turned a toga party into a million man run… naked!" Atticus said. The boys began to laugh. Alexis yawned.
"Well boys, as much as I love to stand around here looking at naked boys, I'm gonna go to my dorm and go to bed. I kinda got a headache too." She said.
Chazz suddenly appeared from out of nowhere behind her. "I know what'll make you feel better, Lexi!" he said.
"Me kicking you in your damn head?" Alexis asked.
"See, that only makes YOU feel better. I'm talking about something that'll make the BOTH of us feel better!" Chazz said.
"Oh shit… bet I know what's gonna happen next!" Atticus said.
"Me too! And it's gonna be funny as hell!" Jaden said.
Bastion pulled out a camera. "I came prepared this time!"
"Lexi… I'm talking about you and me… going at it ALL NIGHT LONG!" Chazz said. "You'll be moaning, 'Chazz it up! Chazz it up! Chazz it up'"
Alexis got so mad, her face turned red.
Hassleberry came running out of the dorm. "SHE'S GONNA BLOW, BOYS!!"
"I know!! Alexis is about to go World War 3 on Chazz's ass!" Jaden laughed.
"Well no sarge… I was talkin' about the the cake I put in the…"
There was a sudden explosion from the kitchen.
"… Oven…" Hassleberry said.
Alexis smiled then looked at Chazz. "Come here, Chazz."
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" Chazz said, happily.
"…WHAT?!" Jaden, Bastion, and Atticus said in unison.
"Of course I am, Chazzy. Come here." Alexis said.
Chazz walked over to her. It was then that Alexis began to viciously assault Chazz. "YOU STUPID, FREAKY LOOKIN', EGG HEADED, SACK OF GOAT SHIT!!! DON'T YOU EVER, EVER, EVER ASK ME FOR SEX, YOU STUPID SHIT HEADED SON OF A FUCK!!!!"
Jaden, Atticus, Bastion, and Hassleberry began to laugh hysterically.
She finally stopped as Chazz laid on the ground, unconscious, with his eyes "X"ed out. She yawned again, then waved at the boys and began to walk back to the girls dorm.
"You sure she'll be ok walking around alone at night?" Bastion asked.
"Um, hello?! Did you see what she just did to Chazz? My sister will be just fine." Atticus said.
Alexis started down the dirt road, when she noticed something strange in the distance. She passed through the forest, and walked over to the spot where Jaden dueled Kagemaru. The case containing the Sacred Beast cards were exposed, and the cards were missing!
Alexis gasped. "Holy shit feathers!! I'd better get the boys!!"
"What's the rush… Lexi?"
"Huh?! Chazz, I swear to god, if that's you, I'm gonna…"
"Not even CLOSE!"
The robbed stranger emerged from behind the case, then flashed the Sacred Beast cards in front of Alexis.
"What are you doing with those cards! They're dangerous!! Give them to me! Right now!" Alexis ordered.
The figure flipped her off.
"You son of a bitch… you have no IDEA who you're messing with! I will kick your short, stumpy ass!" Alexis shouted.
"So fiery… I like your spirit. I think I'll take you to the master!"
"To… who?!" Alexis said.
The figure suddenly ran at Alexis, jumped up, and hit her upside the head with what looked like a large key. Alexis gasped, dropped to her knees, then dropped flat on her face, unconscious. The figure picked up Alexis and put her over his small shoulders, then dropped a card on the ground. Then he ran away from the area.
O O O O O O O O
The next day, the sun cut through the sky as the storm clouds roared way. Morning dew dropped from each of the leaves, and a cool breeze from the sky passed through Academy Island.
Jaden, Hassleberry, and Syrus woke up in their dorm room.
"That was some party, huh?" Jaden said
"Yeah… um, how did I end up back here? Last thing I remember, I was running through the island naked!" Syrus said.
"Um… some things are better left unsaid, Truesdale." Hassleberry said.
"So… what are we gonna do today?" Jaden asked.
Syrus adjusted his glasses. "Well, we kind of left the Obelisk dorm trashed, so maybe we should…"
Suddenly, campus security (all cladded in what looked like SWAT team uniforms) busted through the windows of the dorm room! They even managed to bust down their front door!
"HOLY SHIT!!" Jaden shouted.
"WE'RE UNDER ATTACK, SOLDIERS!!" Hassleberry shouted.
"HAVENT YOU FUCKERS EVER HEARD OF A DOOR!? WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?!" Syrus shouted.
"Chancellor Sheppard wants to see you boys in his office right now! It's urgent!" said the leader of the campus security.
"… And you bastards couldn't have just knocked on the door and told us that?! WE WERE AWAKE YOU KNOW!!" Jaden shouted.
"… We… just wanted to look cool." The leader said.
Jaden and Syrus stormed through the SWAT team and started to walk to Duel Academy.
"First Chazz dives through the window, now shortly after we get it fixed, those assholes had to go and pull that shit!" Jaden complained.
"Yeah! The maintenance crew wont be back over here for another two weeks! Now we have to deal with those damn flies and mesquitos again!" Syrus said.
Hassleberry began to follow them. "AS YOU WERE, SOLDIERS!" he said.
The boys took the long path to Duel Academy. Once they got to the stairway leading to the school, they were met by Chazz (who's face still looked bruised), Atticus, and Bastion.
"Hey, what are you all doing here?" Jaden asked.
"Fuckin' Campus Patrol busted into my damn room while I was sleeping and told me to go see Chancellor Sheppard!" Atticus said.
"Serious! That shit happened to me too! Haven't those assholes ever heard of a PHONE?!" Chazz shouted. "Wakin' The Chazz up while he's dreaming about… never mind…"
"Let's see what this is about." Bastion said.
"Gulp… you don't think this is about the Toga Party, do you? Or the… gulp… STREAKING!?" Syrus asked in a panic.
"If it is, you're the one who's gonna explain it." Atticus said.
The boys took the elevator to Chancellor Sheppard's office, then walked inside. Sheppard was looking outside with his hand behind his back. "Gentlemen. I'm so glad you could come on such short notice."
"You could have called, you know. Rather than sicking your damn SWAT unit on us!" Hassleberry said.
"My apologies. I had to make sure you knew the urgentness of this meeting. Please, have a seat. " Sheppard said.
There were only three seats in the office. Jaden, Syrus, Chazz, Bastion, Hassleberry, and Atticus looked at one another, then dashed towards the chairs! Sheppard watched in awe as the boys fought over the seats! In the end, the chairs were broken, and the boys were in a dog pile on one another.
"GET YOUR STANK ASS OFF ME, HASSLEBERRY!" Atticus shouted.
"Kiss my ass!" Hassleberry shouted back.
"Uh…" Sheppard said.
The boys got up off the ground, then stood and faced Sheppard. "Moving right along… I don't know if you all realize it, but there was a robbery last night."
"Really?" Jaden asked.
"What was stolen? Some Duel Monster cards?" Syrus asked.
"Yes… but not just any cards… I'm sure you all… except for Hassleberry, remember the Sacred Beast Cards?"
The boys, sans Hassleberry, gasped.
"Uh… did I miss something, soldiers?" he asked.
"How did he get the Gate Keys?!" Chazz asked.
"The thief must have broken into my office late last night. And it wasn't just the Sacred Beast Cards that were stolen…" Sheppard said.
"Wait, there's more?" Atticus asked.
"Yes… and you wont like this part… especially you, Rhodes. The thief who stole the Sacred Beast cards… kidnapped Alexis as well!!" Sheppard said.
"WHAT!!?" All the boys shouted.
"THEY KIDNAPPED MY LITTLE LEXI!?" Atticus shouted. "OH HELL NAW!! FUCK NAW!!! ITS ON!! WHO THE FUCK DID IT!!! WHOS THE DEAD MAN!!?"
"This calling card was found at the scene of the crime." Sheppard said as he threw the card on the desk. The boys gathered around the card and gasped. The look of fear was in all of their eyes.
"Is… IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?!" Jaden asked.
"Yes… the person who did it… was Mickey Mouse!!" Sheppard shouted.
"OH fuck me…" Chazz said below his breath.
Atticus walked up to Chazz. "What?! Whats wrong, Chazz!!"
"Those fucks… THAT DAMN DISNEY!! THEY BOUGHT OUT THE PRINCETON CORPORATION!!" Chazz said with rage on his face.
"They are out to take over the world… they already own more than half of it!!" Sheppard said.
"I notice that… you cant go anywhere without seeing those fuckin' mouse ears!" Jaden said.
Atticus was livid! He had a look of rage in his face and his fist shook uncontrollably. "Those… bastards… kidnapping my sister… who the hell do they think they are!!" he said.
"So its true…" Syrus said sadly. "Disney truly is out to take over the world…"
"You have no idea how right you are, Truesdale." Sheppard said.
"Chancellor Sheppard! There's more to this, isn't there?" Jaden asked.
Suddenly, the curtains closed in all of the windows, and Sheppard locked the door. "What I am about to tell you boys should not leave this room. This is a secret that only few men know and live to tell the tale… I of course am one of those men."
Bastion nodded.
Sheppared continued. "Do you all know who Walt Disney is?"
"Affirmative! He's the father of Disney!" Hassleberry said.
"That's right. He's the mastermind behind this whole uprising utopia. As you all know, some time ago, before Disney passed away, his dying wish was to have his brain frozen and preserved until the year when cyborgs are to be created. Then they would add his brain to the cyborg and he would live again." Sheppard explained.
"Yeah, I heard about that! I heard it was just a rumor, though." Jaden said.
"That was no rumor, Yuki. As a matter of fact, that was half of the truth. Disney's brain was preserved alright, but rather than be frozen, it was kept in a scientific bio-lab, where Disney continues to this day to watch over and take over the world little by little." Sheppard said. "The entertainment… that's just a cover up. Disney is evil to the core! If we don't act now, Soon… they'll take over Yu-Gi-Oh!... then the entire world!"
"NO!" Jaden shouted.
"We will NOT allow that to happen, sir!" Bastion said.
"Right! Those bastards are gonna pay for what they did to the Princeton name!" Chazz shouted.
"And to my sister!" Atticus said.
"Sam Hill! Looks like war has been declared!" Hassleberry said.
"… why do I have the feeling this isn't going to end well?" Syrus said to himself.
"I'm secretly working with Seto Kaiba and Maximillion Pegasus to fight Disney… but I fear they may be too powerful for us now… that's why I called upon you all for as a last resort." Sheppard said.
"Don't worry sir! There's no way Disney is going to take over Yu-Gi-Oh! GX!" Jaden said. "We'll fight for our freedom!"
"I'm sure you will… just be prepared when the time comes." Sheppard said.
"Leave it to use, Chancellor. Disney will NOT get away with this!" Atticus said. He turned and left the room, with the other students following him. Once they left, Sheppard grew serious. "I cant BELIEVE I let this get as far as it did… I just hope they aren't doing anything stupid with the Sacred Beast cards!"
Outside Duel Academy, the boys stood around in a circle. Atticus, normally the life of the party, was in a serious mood. "Ok guys, war has been declared. My sister has been captured, and I'm uber pissed about it!"
"So what's our first move? We don't even know where to start." Syrus said.
"Son, if we want to end this, we have to take down the head honcho himself! Walt Disney!" Hassleberry said.
"Oh, I knew that!" Syrus said.
"Problem is, where are we gonna find that sack of shit?! Go on the internet and look up Walt Disney's Brain?" Chazz said.
"Of course not, Chazz. That's SO un-scientifical!" Bastion said.
"Shut the FUCK up Bastion! Seriously!" Chazz shot back.
"ENOUGH!" Atticus said. "I'll handle everything. Tonight. 2am. There's going to be a mandatory meeting of the Brotherhood of Twilight! You hear me? MANDATORY!! If any of you don't show up… ok, I'm going to be one hundred percent serious… if you don't show up, I wil PERSONALLY fuck you up."
"Ok…" Jaden said.
Atticus then turned and walked away. The others talked amongst themselves, then eventually went their separate ways. Listening around the corner, however, was Zane! He had a serious face as he watched the boys leave the academy.
"… Alexis…" he said.
Later that night…
It was 2 in the morning, and Jaden, Chazz, Bastion, Syrus, and Hassleberry was seen entering the shed next to the Ra Yellow dorms. Once inside, they took their seats and awaited Atticus, who always liked to be fashionably late. Not this time however. No sooner after the boys entered, Atticus was right behind them!
"Da fuck?!" Chazz said.
"Wow! Atticus is actually on time!" Syrus said.
"Miracles around every corner!" Jaden said.
"Yeah I couldn't afford to be late today. After all… this is WAR! And this wont be an easy battle, boys… this will be the fight of our entire lives!!" Atticus said.
"Should we fail this battle… we'll be apart of the Mickey Mouse barracks!" Hassleberry said.
Jaden suddenly stood up. "Who does Disney think they are!? Its bad enough they're leaving their mark all over the world, but what do they want with Duel Monsters?!"
"They want their name on it, that's why! Well guess what? We aren't gonna let them happen!!" Atticus said.
"Don't forget, losers! I got a bone to pick with those fuckers for what they did to the Princeton name!" Chazz shouted.
"Oh you'll have your revenge Chazz… cuz' we're taking the fight to their front door!" Atticus said.
"Wait, hold on! You mean we're going after Walt Disney himself?!" Bastion said.
"That's right! Without Walt, the whole Disney empire will crumble! You see the whole day, I've been doing some top secret research on Disney! It seems our friend Walt is hiding out in a secret lab underneath Walt Disney World! So were gonna go there and bitch slap that brain and put an end to this crap once and for all!" Atticus explained.
"We're going to Disney World?! But wait, that's in Florida!" Syrus said.
"I know Sy. I already explained everything to Sheppard. He's got our backs when it comes to air fare." Atticus said.
"And… what about Hotel stay?" Syrus asked.
"Syrus! This is war! Have you ever heard of soldiers staying in the fuckin' Holiday Inn during World War I?" Atticus said.
"Oh sorry…"
"So, we're all going to fuck this place up, right?" Jaden asked.
"Yep. Which brings me to my next order of business." Atticus said. "Disney may try a sneak attack, and without us here, all the students will be royally fucked, because we know those little pussies don't know anything outside Duel Monsters, so Sheppard gave us permission to hold some special training to whip them into shape."
"Even the Obelisk Blues? You know how stubborn those soldiers are!" Hassleberry said.
"ESPECIALLY the Obelisk Blues." Atticus said. "Now as for us, all six if us will be going. However, this is going to be our most dangerous challenge ever…"
Syrus gulped as fear grabbed his heart.
"… Now I know normally we vote on stuff like this, but desperate times calls for desperate measures, so I've enlisted THREE new members to the Brotherhood of Twilight."
"WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!" Jaden, Bastion, Chazz, and Hassleberry shouted.
There was commotion in the room as they all shouted at once.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" Atticus shouted.
"What the hell?! I thought this was supposed to be a secret organization!!" Jaden shouted.
"It's temporary! Only until we take care of Disney! After that, they hit the bricks!" Atticus said.
"They damn well better! We cant have no new fucks crampin' The Chazz's style! Its bad enough I have to hang with you fucks!" Chazz said.
"Without further ado… let me introduce…" Atticus walked over to the door. "… everyone's favorite stoner… BELOWSKI!!"
The Little Belowski walked in looking around. He then looked at Jaden and the others. "Duuuuuuuuude… I have NO idea what's goin on…" he said.
"…what…" Bastion said.
"Why would you even THINK bring that new age hippy!?" Chazz shouted.
"Just trust me on this one, guys. Anyways, presenting member number two… ZANE TRUESDALE!!"
"Oh what the fuck, man!?" Jaden said as he threw his arms up.
Zane walked to the doorway. "I am NOT walking into that dirty ass shed. Let me just say this. I'm only joining you fuckers because I need a way to get to florida. After that, you bitches are on your own." He then walked away.
"Zane Truesdale, gentlemen!" Atticus said, clapping.
"… Stuck up bitch." Jaden said.
"And finally… the last member… making his Fast Times debut… our last new member… ASTER PHOENIX!!!" Atticus shouted.
Aster suddenly strutted inside the shed. "Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers! It must be a pleasure for you to be in MY presence!" he said.
"… OH HELL NAW!!" Jaden shouted. "I'M DRAWING THE LINE RIGHT HERE, ATTICUS!! BELOWSKI?! WHATEVER!! ZANE?! I GUESS! BUT ASTER PHOENIX!!? I DON'T FUCKIN THINK SO!!!"
"Whats wrong, Jaden?! Still crying cuz I whooped your ass the second year… with your own fuckin Elemental Heroes!?" Aster said, tauntingly.
"YOU STUPID SON OF A…"
Atticus ran in between the boys. "THAT'S ENOUGH!! SAVE IT FOR DISNEY, YOU TWO!"
"Wow… with this platoon, we're gonna make Disney our bitches!" Hassleberry said.
"That's right! We aren't gonna stop til there's nothing left! You see, stealing the Sacred Beast cards was one thing, but kidnapping Alexis?! That's the shit that broke the camel's back!! We WILL make them pay!" Atticus said.
"Yeah… if they hurt my Lexi…" Chazz said.
"So, when does this so called training start?" Bastion asked.
"Tomorrow. And the day after, we leave for Walt Disney World. Once there, we're gonna set up a military-like base camp. We'll then wait for some Disney person to walk by, hold his ass hostage, and pump them for information!" Atticus explained. "Now… let's head to bed. We start as soon as I wake my ass up."
As everybody left, Jaden and Aster walked out shoving each other. Syrus walked over to Atticus.
"Hey Atticus… is it true that Disney brainwashes their employees before they work at Disneyland."
"Yep. That was the first thing I learned during my research. Then, when they try to quit… those employees are never seen or heard from again." Atticus said.
"Th-those sick fucks!" Syrus shouted.
"And that's why we've gotta stop them!" Atticus said.
As soon as Atticus and Syrus left, they locked the shed and headed to their dorms. The next day, they began to set up the gym to look like a fitness center. Outside, the Brotherhood turned most of the area into an obstacle course. There were also flyers posted all around the school, urging the students to join the training program. A group of Ra Yellow students, inside the school, stood around one of the flyers. Beauregard began to read it.
"Duuuuhhh… Dis..ney… uh.. train…ing… tree… out… duh, Brier? What's a Tree-out?"
"TRY OUT, you half-a-meatball!" Little Brier said.
Atticus was suddenly seen walking down the hall, pulling a wagon full of training equipment, like boxing gloves, barbells, etc. Dimitri flagged him down. "Hey Atticus! What's this Disney Training about?" he asked.
"Well to make a long story short, Sheppard wants us to train for the biggest battle of our young lives." Atticus said.
"Um… to fight… Disney?" Dimitri asked.
Atticus nodded.
The Ra Yellow students began to laugh. Atticus started clapping his hands to get their attention. "You all think it's funny, but it's the god damn truth! That Mickey Mouse bastard invaded the island, stole the Sacred Beast cards… AND kidnapped Alexis!!"
The Ras began to talk among themselves. Each with serious looks on their faces.
"Now I don't know about you all, but I've been fighting the urge to bitch slap those mouse ear wearing hey-there-hi-there-ho-there mousekateers right in the fuckin' mouths! Disney is taking over EVERYTHING and you don't even know it! TV, movies, magazines, stores, businesses… hell, even Anime itself is beginning to fall into the hands of Disney! You guys ever here of something called Jetix?!"
"I have!" one of the students said. "It sucks ass! Why cant they just let Power Rangers rest in peace?!"
"And what about that one video game? Spectrobes, I think it's called! Man, talk about a rip off!" another Ra student said.
"… But I like that game…" Brier said quietly.
"See?! SEE! Its like Jaden said! You cant go anywhere without seeing those fuckin' mouse ears on something!! And whats all this crap I've been hearing about them catering to the teenybopper community?! Hannah Montana?! Lizzie McGuire?! That's So Raven?! IT ALL HAS GOT TO GO!!" Atticus shouted. "If we all stand together, WE will be the mighty force that ends the evil Disney legacy!!"
"Duh… how are we gonna do that…?" Beauregard asked.
Atticus turned to him. "Just show up at the 'tree-out', ya big dumb bitch!" he said. He, an all the Ra Yellows laughed at the giant duelist. The laughter suddenly turned to murmurs as the students moved aside. Zane suddenly walked up to the bulletin board, took down the flyer, read it over, balled it up, then threw it on the ground.
"We're duelists, not a bunch of fuckin' barbarians. Try to remember why you morons are all here." He said. The then began to walk away.
Atticus curled his lip as he walked over to the crumpled up flyer on the ground. He picked it up and unballed it. "HEY MAN, THAT'S MY FLYER!! I WORKED HARD ON THAT!!" He turned to the Ra students. "… You all saw that, right?! He ran like a little bitch! Yeah, he ran like a little bitch! Zane don't want none of this! He doesn't want none of Nightshroud!!" It was then that Atticus noticed a few of the kids with the Deer in the headlights look on their faces. He turned around to see Zane standing right behind him, with an angry look on his face. Atticus slowly looked Zane up and down, and started to pat his chest with the flyer.
"Y-your school needs you! Y-y-your sc-school needs you! Y-you be at the 'tree-out' this afternoon…" He said as he slowly started to back away. He grabbed his wagon and ran off to the gym.
Moments later…
Training began! Students were running the obstacle courses, working out in the gym, and doing some intense training to prepare for a Disney invasion. Hassleberry wreslted with a bunch of students and beat each one of them. Bastion, Syrus, Chazz, and Jaden stood on the sidelines.
"COME ON!! ONE OF YOU SORRY SLABS OF HIDE HAS TO BEAT ME!! YA'LL ARE NO MATCH FOR DISNEY IF YOU CANT EVEN KNOCK OL' HASSLEBERRY OUTTA THE RING!!" Hassleberry shouted.
"Give it up, dude. They're scared of you." Jaden said.
"Best to challenge someone else." Bastion said.
"Like who?! How bout you, Chazz!" Hassleberry shouted.
"Psh!" Chazz said. He turned and walked away. "You can kiss the richest part of my ass, Bumbleberry!" he shouted back.
"HEY!! WHY DON'T YOU GET UP HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE, RICH BOY!!" Hassleberry shouted back at him. Chazz simply held up his hand and flipped Hassleberry off as he left the gym.
"Original Yu-Gi-Oh! Flashbacks anyone?" Syrus said. Hassleberry then looked at him. "HOW BOUT YOU, TRUESDALE?! FEEL LIKE GETTIN' YOUR ASS KICKED TODAY?!"
"N-no!" Syrus said.
"Yes you do! Get yer' wimpy ass in the ring!" Hassleberry shouted back.
Chazz, upon hearing this, ran back and picked the unsuspecting Syrus up.
"WHAT THE… CHAZZ?! PUT ME DOWN!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Syrus shouted.
"Gonna watch you get your ass kicked!" Chazz said as he threw Syrus into the ring.
"OH MAN!" Syrus said as he quickly got to his feet.
"I'M COMIN' FOR YA, TRUESDALE!!" Hassleberry shouted as he charged at poor Syrus.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Syrus shouted as he threw a fist forward. The punch caught Hassleberry right in the nose. It was then that our favorite wannabe soldier dropped to the ground, in tears.
"OOOOOOOOWWWWW!!! OOOWWWW SHIT!!! TIME OUT!!! TIME THE FUCK OUT!!! HE HIT ME IN MY NOSE!!! HE HIT ME IN MY DAMN NOSE!!! OH GOD, I THINK ITS BROKEN!!!!! OOOOOWWWW!!!! OOOWOOOOOWWW!!!" He screamed.
"Huh…?" Syrus said in disbelief, staring at Hassleberry, then his tiny fist.
Jaden, Chazz, and Bastion watched the scene, shocked.
"Duuuuuuuuude…" Jaden said. "Sy, you kick ass!"
"I never would have believed that if I didn't see it with my own eyes…" Bastion said.
"Damn! See, that loud mouth never would have shut up if I didn't throw his little ass in that ring." Chazz said.
Syrus climbed out of the ring to join his friends.
"I didn't know Hassleberry was such a… dare I say it… wimp!" Syrus said, happily.
"Good stuff, Sy ol buddy!" Jaden said.
"Thanks!" Syrus said.
"Guess you're not that much of a pussy after all. I hearby promote you from pussy, to bitch!" Chazz said.
"Hey Chazz… how 'bout I deck your ass next?" Syrus asked.
"Bitch, ill kick you in the nuts. Don't get all high and might just because you put down that wannabe military fuck." Chazz said.
Atticus suddenly walked up to the others with an angry look on his face.
"Atticus? What's the matter?" Bastion asked.
"Have any of you guys seen Aster around here?" Atticus asked.
"No, why?" Syrus asked.
"That motherfucker! I told him to be here for training! We all have to be in top notch shape if we're gonna storm the Disney stronghold, but I cant find that bastard any where!" Atticus explained.
"Hmmm… I bet I know where he is." Jaden said. "Stay here, I'll go get him."
He left the gym and began to walk all the way to the harbor. He pulled out a bush that was used for hiding in and crept over to the docks, where Aster's house boat was parked.
"Yep… just as I thought!" Jaden thought.
Aster was sitting on the deck of his boat eating a T-bone steak dinner. The dinner had shrimp, mashed potatoes, and peas.
"OH MY GOD! THAT SON OF A BITCH!" Jaden shouted. He ditched his bush disguise and walked straight up to Aster's boat and boarded it. He approached the pro league duelist in a very pissed off manor.
"Hey, Aster!" Jaden said. Aster never turned around.
"Phoenix!?" Jaden said. Still, Aster didn't turn around.
"BITCH!" Jaden shouted.
"… The fuck do you want, Yuki. Don't you see me trying to eat?!" Aster said, not once turning around.
"Did you forget?! Training?! Today?! Gym?!" Jaden said.
"Fuck that shit. I'm just too cool for that." Aster said.
"What, so you think you're 'too cool' to help us fight Disney or something?!" Jaden said.
"Whatever. I'm only doing this for publicity. You know how I roll." Aster said.
"YOU GOD DAMN…" Jaden shrieked. He suddenly ran over to the table, picked up Aster's steak, turned around, then slapped Aster in the face with it! Aster let out a yelp, then let anger take over his body as grease and steak sauce dripped from his cheek.
"DID YOU JUST FUCKIN' SLAP ME IN THE FACE WITH A SLAB OF MEAT?!" Aster shouted as he suddenly stood up.
"I SURE DID, BITCH! YOU KNOW WHAT?!" Jaden shouted back. He suddenly slapped Aster in the other cheek with the steak. "There fucker! NOW you look coordinated!!" he laughed.
"I'M ABOUT TO KICK THE HIGH, HOLY SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!" Aster shouted. He charged at Jaden, who ducked past him, then jumped out of the houseboat. Jaden began to run down the harbor. Aster ran to the controls and turned the boat around and began chasing him along the shore. Jaden suddenly made a sharp turn and ran towards the Island.
"YEAH BITCH!! LET'S SEE YOU DRAG THAT BIG ASS BOAT THIS FAR!!" He laughed. He turned around and began to spank his rear at Aster.
"I BET YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, DON'T YOU, YOU GAY BASTARD!! I SHOULD START CALLING YOU ASS-TER PHOENIX!!!" Jaden taunted.
The house boat turned towards where Jaden was standing, went in reverse, and sped towards the shore.
"What the fuck is he doing?" Jaden asked.
The house boat suddenly jumped over the docks, and was aimed right at Jaden!
"Hey, Ass-ter!! Even if you get that damn boat on the island, you aren't gonna go very far on land! Damn idiot!" Jaden laughed.
Jaden moved out of the way the second Aster's house boat landed in the sand.
"GO-GO GADGET, TANK!!" Aster shouted from the boat.
The boat suddenly turned into a tank! From the top, Aster, along with the controls, were seen rising upwards. He was stationed behind a sentry gun. "LOCK AND LOAD, BITCH!"
"Oh, you have GOT to be fuckin kidding me!!" Jaden said. He broke into a mad dash down the beach, with Aster close behind him firing his sentry gun at Jaden.
Meanwhile… back at the Gym…
All the students were rallied together. They all faced a small stage where Atticus, Bastion, and Syrus were on giving a pep talk. Hassleberry wimpered in a corner, rubbing his nose.
"And so my friends… you're all ready for if Disney tries a sneak attack on the Academy. Hopefully we wont give them that chance because tomorrow, Jaden, Chazz, Bastion, Hassleberry, Syrus, myself, Zane, Aster Phoenix, and the Little Belowski will infiltrate Disney's base, kill Walt Disney's Brain, and vanquish that evil bastard from this world once and for all!!"
The students all began to cheer.
Syrus walked up and threw his fist into the air. "UNITED WE STAND!!!"
"DIVIDED WE FALL!!" The students shouted back.
"Bah!" Bastion said. He was holding an original cover art poster for The Little Mermaid. "I don't see any penis' in this picture!"
Atticus looked over his shoulder. "Right there. Look at that tower… just JUST like one."
"Oh… OH!! I SEE IT NOW!!! THOSE SICK BASTARDS!! DON'T THEY KNOW KIDS LOOK AT THESE?!" Bastion said.
"Yep. That still doesn't stop them! Remember that one scene in The Lion King? With the flowers? Where Simba and Nala plop down?! Yep, I did that thousands of times, and it spells out SEX!" Atticus said back.
Syrus turned to face them. "And don't forget the scene on Aladdin where he says, 'take off your clothes'!"
"Exactly!" Atticus said. "Disney CLAIMS that he says, 'take off and go'… BULL SHIT!"
"Hey." Bastion said, looking around. "Whatever happened to Jaden? I thought he was getting Aster."
"I don't know… That damn Aster… I'm gonna kick his…"
Suddenly, Aster's houseboat turned tank busted through the walls of the Gym! Frightened students ran and dove out of the way. The tank continued through the Gym, plowing through P.E. equipment, til it finally hit the other side of the wall and stopped. The top opened and Jaden and Aster popped out and landed on the ground. They were both in a fierce struggle, grappling each other to the ground, occasionally slapping each other. All the student gathered around them yelling out, "FIGHT!"
Dr. Crowler and Bonaparte ran into the Gym after hearing the commotion.
"… Monsiuer…(shut up, I know I spelled that wrong!), why is there a TANK in the gym…" Bonaparte said.
"I don't EVEN want to know… lets just get the fuck out of here and let Sheppard handle this…" Crowler said. The two turned around and ran away from the scene.
And so, the stage has been set. Jaden and friends are set to storm Disney World to not only save Alexis, but to save the world from Walt Disney's Brain and Mickey Mouse! Stay tuned!!
Ok, before I start getting those reviews and comments, let me just clear this up right now! If you know, me, you KNOW I got love for Disney. I love me some Kingdom Hearts! That's why I'm making fun of them out of love! Haha! Anyways, R&R and ill update soon. Sorry it took so long… I haven't really been motivated to write lately.